[*Plz wipe ur feet before entering my house*]

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hey a cant b arsed 2 rite about me so if u want 2 find out more then send me a message! lol! cheers!
         luv y'all ema

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a just wanna say:
MY DAD IS THE BIGGEST ARSEHOLE EVA!!!!!

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[Plz fill this in and send it 2 me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?]

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about me :
I AM: emma simpson
I WANT: ??
I HAVE: a lush arse (as every1 tells me)
I WISH: 2 av loads ov muney
I HATE: lads who luv them sells
I MISS: my ami coz iv moved away n a sort of regret it now!!!
I FEAR: hairy spiders
I HEAR: little britain " i've gotta go rhiannans minge will b gettin cold" lol
I SEARCH: for the rite b/f
I WONDER: about U!
I REGRET: loadsa stuffs
I LOVE: my bed
I ALWAYS: fall 4 the wrong peeps
I AM NOT: very intelligent
I CRY: about my dad n the things that he has sed 2 me ova the past 2 weeks
I WRITE: quite often at crappy skool

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[W 0 U L D Y 0 U EVER..
bungee jump: ov course
sky dive: er no
swim with dolphins: yeah ov course
scuba dive: yeh
go rock climbing: lets not lol
turn your back on your friends for personal gain: no
steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend:nah thats hearty
lie to the police: yers already have
run from the police:already have
lie to your parents: a dont live with my parents so why wud a lie 2 them?
walk up to a stranger and kiss them: depends if they r hot
be an exotic dancer: totally
walk out of a restaurant without paying:all the time lol
streak:only 4 the luky lads]


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[IF JAY MARTIN EVA ASKS U 2 GO OUT WIT HIM JUST TELL HIM 2 DO THE ABOVE KK]

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[ANY1 WHO LUVS CHARMED MUST HAVE A LOOK AT THE CHARMED_LOVERS WIKI PAGE ITS CLASS!!!]

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ARTISTIC

B
BITCHY

C
CHILDISH


D
DIVVY


E
ENERGETIC


F
FEISTY


G
GOBBY


H
HORNY


I
IDIOT


J
JUICY


K
kOOL


L
lUVIN


M
MINT


N
NAUGHTY


O
OPEN MINDED


P
PRETTY


Q
QUICK


R
RANCY


S
STUPID


T
TASTY


U
UNORGANISED


V
VISCIOUS


W
WISE


X
XCITING


Y
YOUNG


Z
ZAPPY

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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[But always live each day like it's your last!!]

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math is like sex
u add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and hope u dont multiply!!!

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[ALWAYS REMEMBER:
1. Somebody is very proud of you.
2. Somebody is thinking of you.
3. Somebody is caring about you.
4. Somebody misses you.
5. Somebody wants to talk to you.
6. Somebody wants to be with you.
7. Somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.
8. Somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.
9. Somebody wants to hold your hand.
10. Somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
11. Somebody wants you to be happy.
12. Somebody is celebrating your successes.
13. Somebody wants to give you a gift.
14. Somebody thinks that you are a gift.
15. Somebody hopes you're not too cold, or too hot
16. Somebody wants to hug you.
17. Somebody loves you.
18. Somebody admires your strength.
19. Somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
20. Somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on.
21. Somebody wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun.
22. Somebody thinks the world of you.
23. Somebody wants to protect you.
24. Somebody would do anything for you.
25. Somebody wants to be forgiven by you.
26. Somebody is grateful for your forgiveness.
27. Somebody wants to laugh with you.
28. Somebody remembers you and wishes that you were there.
29. Somebody is praising God for you.
30. Somebody needs to know that your love for them is unconditional.
31. Somebody values your advice.
32. Somebody wants to tell you how much they care.
33. Somebody wants to share their dreams with you.
34. Somebody wants to hold you in their arms.
35. Somebody wants you to hold them in your arms.
36. Somebody treasures your spirit.
37. Somebody wishes they could stop time because of you.
38. Somebody praises God for your friendship and love.
39. Somebody can't wait to see you.
40. Somebody loves you for who you are.
41. Somebody loves the way you make them feel.
42. Somebody wants to be with you (forever and ever).
43. Somebody wants you to know they are there for you (always).
44. Somebody is glad that you're their friend.
45. Somebody wants to be your friend.
46. Somebody stayed up all night thinking about you.
47. Somebody is alive because of you.
48. Somebody is wishing that you noticed them.
49. Somebody wants to get to know you better.
50. Somebody wants to be near you.
51. Somebody misses your advice and guidance.
52. Somebody has faith in you.
53. Somebody trusts you...A lot.
54. Somebody needs your support.
55. Somebody needs you to have faith in them.
56. Somebody needs you to let them be your friend.
57.Somebody hears a song that reminds them of you.
58.Somebody will cry when they read this.]

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“Don't cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”

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[*When ever you get lonely, just look at the spaces between your fingers, and remember thats where mine will always fit perfectly.*
*I asked you if you thought I was pretty, and you said no.
I asked you if you would want to be with me forever, and you said no.
I then asked you if I left you would cry, and you said no.
I had heard enough.
As I walked away, tears streaming down my face,
you grabbed my arm and said,
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldnt cry if you walked away...I'd Die.*]

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     BEATCH

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This is ma poem that a made up al by ma sel wen a had b/f n family problems so if any1 theives it then u shud expect to get ur heads kicked in kk!!!!!!!!!

I can see the sunset fade beneath the raincloud,
Sometimes i feel like i've chased my dreams away,

I used to always feel like my life was just some highway,
A never ending road of lonely days,
There are times i cry,
And reach out for the sky,
For the strength i need to hold my head up high,

I can see the sunrise,
Promising me daylight,
When all i need is shelter from the storm,
I used to always feel like love was just an island,
I carnt survive this heartache all on my own,
There are times i cry and reach out to the sky,
For the strength i need to hold ma head up high,

If i push aside the blame of all the tears and the pain,
I no love can rain and the world will smile again.

YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Any1 who wants to comment on ma poem plz jus send me a message ad luv 2 hear how gd or bad it is lol! plzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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[a just wanna say 2 all my friends from up north that i miss ya n a will neva 4get ya!]

just because i hav moved away doesnt mean that enythin has changed between us we are still friends! n i will neva 4get any of ya kk!

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Ami: u r my best m8 a luv ya 2bitz n always will no mata how far apart we are (200 miles apart that is OMG) we will still b best m8s kk!i had sooooo much fun wit u on the 21st n a got loadz ov pics lol! there goin in ma photo album (wen a get 1 lol)
[x ami x]

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Dee: u r my best m8 n a love u mor then the world, i dont no wat ad do with out ya! u hav helped me thru the rough times thanx babe!!!!!!

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rhan: u r swkd i dont no wat ad do without a m8 lyk u! ur the best babe!!a didnt c ya wen a came up 4 the weekend :( ooo well al c ya wen a cum up north in the half term hols (in about 80 days lol)

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potta: i've nown u since yr 5 n al neva 4get ya! miss ya!! it was grt cin ya on the sat nite! just think if ya mam hadnt of wanted a chinese u wudnt of came in2 anik n u wouldnt of saw me lol!
[potta_2k5]

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sarah brown: ur swkd man !!! luv ya 2bitz!!!n plz dont listen 2 wat a bitch lyk alex says 2 ya kk!

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katy stanton: a miss the laughs we hav in maths! (but i dont miss maths or mr mosely lol) luv ya n miss ya 4eva!

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sarah mitchell: a miss the laughs we had in art!!a hope ur not a bill lol!! a carnt wait 2 cya babe xxx a got loads of pics of u lol!

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Shandell: Ilove ya babe! plz dont leave dee a bill! miss ya n carnt wait 2 c ya xxx

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Mckenna: Luv ya babe! am still here 4 ya if ya eva need 2 talk n a hope u can do the same 4 me kk! carnt wait 2 c ya xxx

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Darren gow: Miss ya babe! (even tho we neva used 2 talk lol)carnt wait 2 c ya xxxxx

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every1 else a no a miss ya loads n loads n loads n loads !!!!!!!!!! but al c ya on the 21st of july coz am cumin 2 cya lot!!

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[A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..



Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.



Guy: No, this is fun.



Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!



Guy: Then tell me you love me.



Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!



Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.



*Girl hugs him*



Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.



(In the paper the next day)



A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.



*if u luv sum1 this much.. put it on ur page*]

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[Booty Shakin,
Heart Breaking,
Madd Hott,
Neva Stop,
Short Skirt,
Love ta flirt,
Tite Jeans,
Very Mean,
High Class,
Nice ass,
Shakin Thys,
Candy Eyes,
Lucious Lips,
Killa Kiss,
Tell me...Can you handle this??]

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LAYER ONE
-- Name: Emma Simpson
-- Nickname: Emz, em, emzy
--Preferred name: Em
-- Birthdate: 7/12/89
-- Loction: Leicester
-- Birthplace: Newcastle!!!! (Geordie land)
-- Current location: The computer room, Home
-- Eye color: Blue
-- Hair color: Blonde on top and brown underneath
-- Height: 5"6...167cm
-- Righty or lefty: lefty

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[LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: English
-- The shoes you wore today: Nike air
-- Your weakness: Being tickled
-- Your fears: Spiders!!!!!!!
-- Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni or kebab (yum yum)
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: Own my own hair and beauty salon (every1 who no's me just cum along kk)]

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LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase: lol
-- Your thoughts when u first wake up: omg i carnt b arsed wit today
-- Your best physical feature: Erm... my butt
-- Your bedtime: whenever I feel like it ok
-- Your most missed memory:erm.... my freinds in Alnwick!!! MISS YAS!!

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[LAYER FOUR
-- Soda: cola
-- Fast food joint: MACDONALDS!!!
-- Single or group dates: Both
-- Addidas or Nike: Nike
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
-- Cappuccino or coffee: URGH! none]

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LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: nope
-- Drink: yup, all the time
-- Sing: yes, I love to sing!!
-- Take a shower every day: yup
--Have a crush(es): Yup...erm, who doesn't??
-- Do you think you've been in love:Yup!
-- Liked high school: no neva its a piece of crap!
-- Want to get married: Not right now but yeh sum day wen i find the rite guy
-- Believe in yourself: Sometimes I do
-- Get motion sickness: no na
-- Think you're attractive: Personally no, but a lot of peeps say I'm hot
-- Think you're a health freak: No way! I drink a LIL too much, and I dont watch my w8... I need to!!!
-- Get along with your parents: no do a shit 1 fukin h8 my dad, thats why am livin wit ma auntie in leicester! i should b in my homeland of newcastle but not wen he is there!!!!! : (
-- Like thunderstorms: no i shit my sel wen they cum!! :'(
-- Play an instrument: NO
--Best movie?:erm...probz White Chick, Mean girls, The mummy, 2 fast 2 furious,Gothika, panic room, saw and lots more!!!

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[LAYER SIX
In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: yes!
-- Smoked: Nope
-- Done a drug: yeh!! but i shouldnt of :(
-- Had sex: Nope
-- Made out: YEH
-- Gone on a date: YEH
-- Gone to the mall: Yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Nope
-- Eaten sushi: NO
-- Been on stage: Yes :D
-- Gone skating: Nope
-- Made homemade cookies: Yup
-- Gone skinny-dipping: nope
-- Dyed your hair: Nope
-- Stolen anything:Nope]

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LAYER SEVEN
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: YeS
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated...: emm nope HA HA yeh
-- Been caught doing something: Yeah! (i was so embarresed!
-- Been called a tease: Once or twice
-- Gotten beaten up: Nope
-- Shoplifted: yeh loads of times!!
-- Changed who you were to fit in: I am who i am, i am neva guna change 4 anybody ok!

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[LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: Dunno, whenever i find the rite guy!
-- Numbers and names of children: I haven't thought that far ahead yet lol
-- Describe your dream wedding: Well it wud hav 2 b on a beach in the bahamas or sumit! how romantic eh??
-- How do you want to die: In my sleep or instantly with hopefully no pain!
-- Where do you want to go to college: dunno lol, the 1 a was in was shit but now av moved am still lookin!!
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: A beautician
-- What country would you most like to visit: America!
-- Who is your guardian/ most loved person:my auntie Jenny! and my 2 best m8s!! Ami and Dee! luv yas!!]

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LAYER NINE
In a guy... ( if I had to pick! )
-- Best eye color: Blue
-- Best hair colour: Brown or blonde
-- Short or long hair: short
-- Height: should be taller than me
-- Best weight: you are what you are
-- Best articles of clothing: Anything they wanted to wear...
-- Best first date location: Somewhere romantic lyk on a beach (in my dreams lol)
-- Best first kiss location: at night when the stars are out!!!


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[LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: im not tellin u lot!!
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: I can trust my auntie! i luv her 2bits! and my 2 bessie m8s Ami and Dee
-- Number of CDs that I own: erm.....A lot!
-- Number of piercings: 3 in the bottom of my ears and my belly button... soon 2 b gettin my tounge dun!
-- Number of tattoos: none!
-- Number of times my name has appeard in the newspaper: a dunno!]


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DONT WORRY PEOPLE! AL B GETTIN A PIC OF ME ON HERE SOON KK! SO KEEP CHECKIN IN ON MY PROFILE!

[*Plz close the gate after u thanx*]