OK HERES THE REAL DEAL ABOUT ME IM NOT GOTH IM ME. I DONT CARE HOW YOU TYPE OR WHAT YOU SAY. YOU COULD BITCH ME OUT WHAT EVA DUDE. IM A JUGGALO AND I LOVE IT IM DOWN WITH THE CLOWN. YES I LIKE TO PLAY AROUND BUT I CAN BE JUST AS SERIOUS AS THE NEXT MUTHA FUKA. THERE ARE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ON ELF TOWN WHO THINK THERE GODS GIFT AND YOU HAVE TO BE UP TO THEIR STANDARDS TO SPEAK WITH THEM. FUCK 'EM

IF YOU WANT TO BE IN MY KINGDOM TELL ME YOU CAN BE A KNIGHT OR A BARD OR WHATEVA THE FUCK YOU WANT.

i hate it when pepople say i hate country music because they probly have more records than you

hey im in dankies dark army honkies *evil laugh* muwuwahahahahahahahah!!! message [danewhalen] if you want to join! DO IT NOW!

"i have the body of a god too bad its Buddha"

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.

wu hu im the master of all potatos and all you honkies cant do anything about it wu hu


hobies: guitar,sex,and stupid shit
last guy i kissed: this is an interesting story but these girls said they would kiss if i kissed my friend kenny
favorite bands:
CORALINE, WELCOME TO WALLSTREET,modest mouse, ozzy, black label saciaty, pantera,     
children of bodom,icp ,twisted, dark lotus, colton grundy, zug island, afi, andrew wk, no motiv, the darkness,
velvet revolver, slipknot, him, gob, green day, the killers,(IF I EVER GET A FUCKIN BAND)
and the greatest band ever THE DOORS

the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9
years
old.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

She screams.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Whoa!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.

001: Name: timothy
002: Nickname: tater, taita king, butt monkey, jebus jr, immyta
003: country of living: U.S.A
004: Birthdate: 9/11/89 dont message me and say how bad you feel
005: Length: 186cm
006: Eye color: brown
007: Shoesize: 12 1/2
008: School/work: Highschool no job yet
009: You smoke: hell no
010: Hobby's: guitar, if i had a band, and jenni
011: Brothers/Sisters: oldest of 6 my new sister
012: relation: jenni
013: Piercing(s): no
014: Tattoo: soon...
015: Vacationland: in your pants
016: Are there people you wont reply to?: no i will talk to about every one only cuz im nice like that tho dont feel to special
017: Nicest person you met this year: no one really cept jenni
018: Person you rather not have met this year: no one
019: Who would you like to meet:zakk wylde
020: Who is it that you admire: my mom and jesus
021: Most sexy person(s):jenni and me
022: Favorite Pyama(clothes to sleep in): naked
023: Favorite Car: doesnt matter just so it runs (mustabg)
024: Favorite Movie(s): jay and silent bob
025: Favorite music:van halen, velvet revolver anything with guitar pretty much. some of that jazz shit is pretty bad ass
026: Favorite City(s): none
027: Favorite Plush: ?
028: Favorite Perfume/au de toilette/aftershave: speed stick
029: Favorite Magazine: guitar world.
030: Favorite sound: my guitar
031: Favorite TV-series: that 70s show
032: Favorite Writer:dr suess!
033: Favorite Nickname: tater king
034: What is on your mousepad: tazz
035: What is under your bed: trash
036: Favorite color: green and black and pink
037: Favorite Song ever:float on
038: Favorite song at this moment:any thing by abk
039: Favorite food: mexican (food jack ass im not a canibal as far as you know)
040: Favorite class on school: FUCK SCHOOL
041: Favorite drink: faygo and Dr pepper
042: Lucky number: 11364
043: What do you think that is greatest thing about yourself: i dont know it would be bad for me to say ill ask some one. if you read this tell me
044: What deodorant do you use: speed stick
045: Favorite shoes: nike
046: What time do you go to bed on workdays: stay up all night
047: What word do you use most: damn it in a wierd voice
048: Most romantic moment in your life: i slow danced in the rain for an hour to i knew i loved you before i met you
049: Most ashamed moment of your life: when i farted in fifth grade
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: either
051: What do you do in the weekends:play guitar
052: What class on school do/did you dislike most: all of it
053: Your Breakfast: faygo
054: What do you really really dislike to eat: not pussy thats for sure!
056: Laugh or dream: laugh
057: Serious or funny: Funny
058: Fast or slow: slow
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: relationship
060: Simple or Complicated: either
061: Cremate or Buried when dead: Burn
062: Sex or alcohol: sex
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: up late man
064: Light or dark?: Dark
065: Speak or Silence: speak
066: tall or small man: how bout no man
067: News paper: new york times?
068: Hug or kiss:fuck
069: Happy or Sad: happy
070: Life or Death: Life
071: Gig or Disco: Gig
072: Left or Right: right
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: what the hell?
074: Dark/ red/ Blonde: Blonde
075: What would you ask god if you could ask him 1 single question: why does my leg shake when i pee?
076: you believe in reincarnation: yes
077: you believe in Aliens: somethings out there.
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: wow i have nothing to say and then ill die
079: Does true love exist?: yes
080: How many kids would you like to have?: id go with 3
081: What is the thing you cant stand: when i cant help a friend
082: Best feeling: playing a bad ass solo!
083: Worst feeling in the world: fucking up on a bad ass solo
084: What are you afraid of: storms
085: Are you an emotional person: hell yea
086: You cry while watching a movie?: no
087: Your goal in life: to be a rock star
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: that i wouldnt make a promise...
089: Who is your favorite artist?: I have too many to count
090: As what animal would you like to reincarnate: a turtle
091: What is the most beautiful part on the female body: the beauty of whats in side they’re heart. looks dont always matter. they must be beautiful in side.
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: a self made tv commercial
093:What do you think of elftown?: it's ok
094: Is there something you miss about elftown?: nope
095: Where did you get this question list?: i stole it
096: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: guitar shit
097: Is there a question you missed in this all?:nope u covered it all

have you ever tried to look up
but something brings you down
have you ever tried to smile
but all you do is frown
have you ever tried to be happy
but all you wanna do is cry
have people told you to be happy to be alive
but on the inside you just want to die



we all wear faces dont dont deny you do.
and even i know i do to.
you act one way but you feel anouther you would even put on a face for your mother.
happy but your madd sad but your happy all the faces just to please and make otheres happy you want to express it but your face doesnt show maby you should just let go


i feel this anger balled inside
i try to let go
but it stays arise
the pain stays within
like an unwanted resident in your din
even though it hurts
you keep it inside
so you don't hurt others
even though your hurting yourself
maybe someday the anger will end
but until then
it will stay within



well you just heard my poems


whats long black and turns girls on?








my guitar