[Miss.Kayree]: haha. Peter Jackson?

[shadowfire09]: no no..i thought his name was peter, but really it's jackson israel...so lets just call him jack

[Miss.Kayree]: JACK MCFARLAND!

[shadowfire09]: jackf and jill!!!

[Miss.Kayree]: JACK-O-LANTERN!

[shadowfire09]: jack in the box!! (i'm gonna win)

[Miss.Kayree]: Jack of all trades!

[shadowfire09]: jack off

[Miss.Kayree]: Jack and teh bean stalk.

[shadowfire09]: jackrabbit

[Miss.Kayree]: jackalope

[shadowfire09]: jack skelington...(sp?_

[Miss.Kayree]: jackass.

[shadowfire09]: jackasshole...lol

[Miss.Kayree]: Jack Daniels. (Your's was cheating.)

[shadowfire09]: (bull, i use that all the time) lol

Jackson...micheal jackson.

[Miss.Kayree]: Jack diddly squat. (You're slipping...)

[shadowfire09]: jumping jacks!1 (or i did that to lure you into a false sense of security lol)

[Miss.Kayree]: tire jack

[shadowfire09]: jack shit

[Miss.Kayree]: Jack Sparrow

[shadowfire09]: jack be nimble

[Miss.Kayree]: jack be quick

[shadowfire09]: (cheat!) jack jump over the candle stick

[Miss.Kayree]: Jack Black

[DarkAngel3]: Jack White

[Miss.Kayree]: Jackhole

[shadowfire09]: Jack

[shadowfire09]: *wonders how the jack contest got started...*

[Miss.Kayree]: You don't know Jack.

[shadowfire09]: Jack...my little sister's crush..

[Miss.Kayree]: Jack Johnson...

[shadowfire09]: slap jack

[lohawefniwubf]:

[shadowfire09]: did i totally win right there???

[lohawefniwubf]: ?

[Miss.Kayree]: Union Jack (no, you didn't win... I was off ET for a few days)

[shadowfire09]: Jacks (the game with the pegs and the ball)

[Miss.Kayree]: Jack Off Jill.

[shadowfire09]: jackson mississippi

[Miss.Kayree]: Jack (the movie)

[shadowfire09]: (that's a good movie) Jackson from Hannah montana...lol

[Miss.Kayree]: Jack the Ripper

[shadowfire09]: jack of hearts

[Miss.Kayree]: Jack of spades. (I died from ET for a while.)

[shadowfire09]: jack of clubs

[Miss.Kayree]: jack of diamonds

[shadowfire09]: uncle jack

[rocker55]: not only could i make a great joke about pin and balls, but... by any chance is all of this jackness fueled by me?

[shadowfire09]: actually...i think it was...go back like 5 pages or so to the start of this contest...

[DarkAngel3]: *missed everyone greatly*

[rocker55]: shit, im always getting off this for months...

[rocker55]: and shadowfart09, yes, aparently it was all about me. i feel famous.

[shadowfire09]: FART???
omg...dude. fire...not fart

[rocker55]: somebody held a match behind you, thats why it is now fire.

[DarkAngel3]: Oh god...>.<

[shadowfire09]: haha.

[DarkAngel3]: O.o

[rocker55]: darkangel, my mouth was open!

[rocker55]: and speaking of farts, somebody mentioned jack the ripper?

[DarkAngel3]: What? Jack went off to see some one...something about shadowfire's house...

[rocker55]: haha, well, thats just plain wrong

[DarkAngel3]: Huh...well...why aren't you alseep?

[shadowfire09]: ??? why am i so confused...

[rocker55]: well what is...

[DarkAngel3]: *glomps Jade* When do you work?

[shadowfire09]: 4

[DarkAngel3]: NOOOOO!!! *dies* Do you work the rest of the week?

[shadowfire09]: um...tommorrow i work from 7 till like three
then that's it.

[rocker55]: hah, i dont have a job

[DarkAngel3]: YAY! You should come with me to get the laptop on Friday...

rocker, I don't have one anymore, either...I'm just a bum anymore...and old bum...

[rocker55]: ive always been a bum...

[DarkAngel3]: That's okay though...bums will rule the world one day...along with us short people...

[rocker55]: bums already rule the world though.. like the bush administration.

[DarkAngel3]: O.o...that's not ruling the world though...

[rocker55]: soon..

[DarkAngel3]: No...because there are people that have never heard of Bush...but everyone has heard of a bum or two...

[rocker55]: in some countries all there is is bums..

[DarkAngel3]: Exactly why bums are going to take over!

[rocker55]: fine fine, youre right anyway. because george bush is a bum, figurativly speaking. dick cheney is what his name implys. donald rumsfield looks like a boot. condlisa rice looks like the foot of that shoe. and on top of that, they're evil i tell you.

[DarkAngel3]: Evool! Bush bum...Dicky Dick, Boot Rummy, Rice Foot...got it...

[rocker55]: mermaid man evil... EEEVILLL!!!

[DarkAngel3]: O.o eh?

[rocker55]: indeed

[DarkAngel3]: Quite...

[rocker55]: perhaps

[DarkAngel3]: righto...

[shadowfire09]: *Jade shoots Zach Then storms off*...sorry...had to do it

[DarkAngel3]: What happened?

[shadowfire09]: dont' ask...it's like a two hour long story...Just know that he is now officially shot...

[rocker55]: whos zach? can i slap a bum and say its a long story?

[shadowfire09]: yes

[DarkAngel3]: O.o TELL ME!!!

[rocker55]: ...

[DarkAngel3]: *pokes* don't judge...

[rocker55]: *pokes your eye* who judged what?

[DarkAngel3]: *rubs her eye and glares* never mind...>.>

[rocker55]: wheres shadowfart? shes been tardy latly

[DarkAngel3]: she's ill...ish...I gave her cookies today to make her better...I'm not sure it worked...

[shadowfire09]: cookies made me feel bettah!!!,...for a while...lol...until i started moving around again...BIG MISTAKE!!!

[DarkAngel3]: NO MOVING!! Are you coming to school tomorrow?

[shadowfire09]: yea...i went swimming with amber today

[DarkAngel3]: YAY! I get to see my Jadisms!

[shadowfire09]: hopefully...my voice is still suckish though

[DarkAngel3]: Aww...

[rocker55]: my voice is always suckish. i sound like a cross between johnny cash and bob dylan, only a car ran over it.

[shadowfire09]: HAHAHA nice...

[DarkAngel3]: Wow...that may be the most awkward combination I've ever heard...

[rocker55]: its funny, but i wish i could sing like janis joplin and robert plant and maybe john fogerty.

[DarkAngel3]: Are you sure Janis Joplin? Jade kinda sings like her...>>

[rocker55]: i love janis's voice. i dont care if i end up taking female hormonal pills to get that voice, i want it..

[DarkAngel3]: O.o >>

[rocker55]: actually i would be afraid of taking those hormones. and its for the same reason why i refrain from drinking mountain dew

[DarkAngel3]: Heh...>> *looks away*

[rocker55]: why're you looking away? its not like im changing or anything, im just talking.

[DarkAngel3]: I know...just...stuff...*remembers conversations from long ago about the same subject*

[shadowfire09]: umm..is singing like janis joplin a good thing?...also...what songs does she sing...Coral says i could be liek a broadway singer cuz i have a big voice..hehe...that's a good thing from her...also, yeah

[DarkAngel3]: *pokes Jade* You are a loud singer...>>

[shadowfire09]: well someone has to balance out amanda...

[DarkAngel3]: I'm trying to help...

[rocker55]: janis joplin is a great singer, i think she is the best rock singer. either her or robert plant. she sings a song called piece of my heart. you should look her up on you tube or something.

[DarkAngel3]: I have it on my desktop some where...although...I'm not sure which file I put it in...>>

[rocker55]: ooo, good taste in music you have. i dont have any cds of her's, i wish i did. im sick of waiting for her to come on the radio

[DarkAngel3]: XD

I'm not sure you'd say that to everything that happens to be upon this silly desktop, but I sure do...>>

[rocker55]: haha

[DarkAngel3]: >>

[Miss.Kayree]: janis joplin for the win.

[rocker55]: yes... janis is great.

[DarkAngel3]: True things said here...

[rocker55]: did she write a song about bo diddly?

[DarkAngel3]: I believe so...

[lohawefniwubf]: Rawr

[DarkAngel3]: oh dear...

[lohawefniwubf]: ph34R me

[DarkAngel3]: eh?

[lohawefniwubf]: ....Rawr

[DarkAngel3]: And that's the end of the apples...

[rocker55]: no, the apples are still being thrown by those trees on the wizard of oz

[lohawefniwubf]: Damn ents

[DarkAngel3]: But the hippo never meant to dance with her shoes on....

[lohawefniwubf]: Well that's what happens when you're raised by a G.I. Joe made of bottle-tops and live in a house that smells of earwax...

[rocker55]: what the fuck is this? acidic folk poetry or something?

[lohawefniwubf]: :( just cause you're boring

[DarkAngel3]: Acid jazz...so much nicer...

[lohawefniwubf]: Acid jazz! w00! *Sits down and gets ready to listen to some grooves*

[rocker55]: why jazz? acid rock was fun... until jimi died. then its like "yeah, it makes ya feel high but who gives a fuck..."

[lohawefniwubf]: Rawr

[rocker55]: jeez...theres not enough people at this party..

[shadowfire09]: i know. i miss the good ole days..where you had to scroll back like three pages to catch up on what was happening

[lohawefniwubf]: Rawr

[DarkAngel3]: Well then...Acid jazz is vibe-y...and Jadeth, I miss thee! There are cute guys here from Chamberlin...but they know John...so I'm worried...

And a party is a party...sadly...there are a few less couch orgies than I would like...

[rocker55]: i would stay off of the couches myself. somehow baloons and empty beer cans always get involved and then its just disgusting

[DarkAngel3]: Balloons? Sounds like a fun orgy...
Beer cans...never...We only drink hard liquor during our orgies ;)

[rocker55]: haha, bullshit!ive seen beers get involved!! dont hide it away from me.. maybe i should get on the couch, maybe itll be good for me.

[DarkAngel3]: Clearly you've never been to one with a couch involved then...

We had 15 people on one couch...

And then we created the Port-a-Orgy last night...Convently located in the Big Blue Van...:)

[lohawefniwubf]: I missed it :(

[shadowfire09]: i still say we make it our summer plan to paint his van to be the mystery machine

[DarkAngel3]: Totally...
It'd be amazing...but his dad would probably kill us :)

[lohawefniwubf]: Rawr

[DarkAngel3]: Oh dear...
Port-a-Orgies!

[lohawefniwubf]: lol

[DarkAngel3]: Yay!
*pokes kiss*

[lohawefniwubf]: :O *Gasps*

[DarkAngel3]: Yes :)

[lohawefniwubf]: Hehe cutie

[rocker55]: a portaorgies sounds funner if you fit about 15 people into an old out house...just my thoughts

[lohawefniwubf]: How random

[shadowfire09]: but what happens if the portaorgy in the outhouse falls over?

POOP WILLBE FLYING EVERYWHERE!

[DarkAngel3]: More like a Big Blue Van...

Formerly nicknamed the Vage Voyage...

[lohawefniwubf]: Hmmm

[DarkAngel3]: Both names are still used...

And Jason is coming home this weekend!
(his nickname is 747 :) )

[shadowfire09]: so ish joron!!!! jaja

[lohawefniwubf]: Rawr

[DarkAngel3]: Jordan...and why are you laughing in Spanish?

[shadowfire09]: i couldn't get the d key to work. and i was talking on a spanihs chat room as i did that...

[rocker55]: ...a little late, again, but i would probably be the one to cause the shit parade with the portaorgie.

[lohawefniwubf]: Rawr

[DarkAngel3]: Ah...that would explain it...

And....you're never late :D

[lohawefniwubf]: RAWR

[DarkAngel3]: Really?

[lohawefniwubf]: RAWRRRRR

[DarkAngel3]: That's crazy!

[lohawefniwubf]: RAWRRRRR

[rocker55]: look, im late again. i need to fux this ficking internet!

[rocker55]: did i just say fux this ficking internet? cause ive been saying that a lot lately...maybe its a tumor.

[lohawefniwubf]: They're called spoonerisms. I do them alot. Worst was when I was like, romancing a girl. And went to say Knight in shining armor. Ended up saying Shight in knining armor.

[rocker55]: oh my god...youre a girl?

[lohawefniwubf]: When I was romancing a girl. Not I am a girl.

[rocker55]: i always sorta felt like you were the gene simmons of this party...

[DarkAngel3]: He is...

[rocker55]: oh...*cough*...this is awkward

[lohawefniwubf]: Well the make-up is a must.

[rocker55]: if i didnt know any better i would think you were a cult leader or something.

[shadowfire09]: nope. that's me.

[lohawefniwubf]: I'm not a cult leader, but I still steal babies and throw them into fires.

[rocker55]: ive thought of starting a cult before, but then a certain government would kill me.

*drops two sandwich baggies of white powder* um...sorry shadowfart, thats all i could get.

[shadowfire09]: why do you keep calling me shadow FART!!! it's fire. FIRE

[rocker55]: because thats my new nick name for you..shadow fart.

[shadowfire09]: oh okay

[rocker55]: if there was any fire involved it would cause an esplosion