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[ANTI-JONNA]





This is a wiki for people who hate Jonna not because she is Ville's girlfriend but becuase she sucks and is a bitch!




[A lot of the pics, were messed up because funeralofhearts.com no longer has a gallery, Dammit Carrie, so I'll get some ugly pictures for you to LOATHE when I find them, Again.]






[Ville and Jonna Got Engaged.]



''Ville Valo got engaged at Ruisrock

Ville and his girlfriend Jonna Nygren got similar tattoos instead of engagement rings.

The night before Ruisrock was at least as remarkable for Ville Valo as the show itself. At a party arranged in a hotel in Turku were (besides Ville) his long term girlfriend Jonna Nygren, friend Bam Margera and Californian tattooist Kat.
- I and Jonna finally got engaged. We now have similar tattoos, Ville told.
Ville and Jonna have the same combination of letters on their hands: DILLIGAF. It includes the first letters of the sentence Do I look like I give a fuck?.
According to Ville the fact that a friend of their's Bam Margera, known from Jackass, also took the same tattoo doesn't "dim" their engagement.
-We have a little bit different kind of union with Bam, a gentlemen club. Me and Bam also took another tattoo together: N'IDIOT. To our asses, Ville told.


BAM PARTIED IN FINLAND

Jackass-star Bam Margera came with his parents to visit Ville Valo. Bam and Ville went to Ruisrock together. AlsoVille's girlfriend(now Fiancee') Jonna, Extreme Duudson guys and Jussi69 was with them.

VILLE AND JONNA GET ENGAGED

Ville and Jonna got engaged last weekend in Ruisrock Festival. Rings are not gold but they have tattoos. The Couple has dated over 3 years. They moved in February to an attic in Helsinki center.''









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::shuders::



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You know it was HER idea for Ville's beard, what a bitch. -.- And when he was with Susanna he was in better shape, although he is still fucking great, shes sucking the life from him!! Supposidly shes a sex-crazed bitch! He's worn out, poor baby!!!! Well.... whatever....

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Oh, what a badass! ::rolls eyes::





Okay, just me talking here... I know Ville is happy with umm... her. I just don't think it's mutual... but then what do I know... I am an obsessed HIM GIRL full of jealousy and teenage lust. SO if anyone wants to bitch me out and say something like

''Ville's happy, Susanna really hurt him. Blah blah I like Jonna I can't even believe you made this wiki. Whats so wrong about her. This is horrible. You jealous teenage whore.''

Or anything like that, I know, I'm just uberly jealous. This gets out my rage... but whatever makes Ville (GOD) Happy, then that's cool with me. I just don't want her to hurt him.







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ANOTHER SHITTY BANNER I MADE! WOO HOO!


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COPY THE CODE AND TAKE OUT THE STARS!









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-[Dark Sekret Love]- (creator) Grrr! She is just so... she agitates me there is something I cant stand about her!
-[ddsfsfdsfd]-Jonna is evil
-[O.N.E.pathetic TWISTED wReck] she ish ugly as fuck! she looks like an old dudes ass! kill her!
-[ElizabethBathory] And to think!!! Ville could get soooo many pretty people but he chooses....Joanna....O.O....why???? WHY?!?!?!
-[Sombre] Anti-Jonna all the way.
-[Burned Soul] trust me on this....she will burn in flames because she is taking the fucking life outta ville...... to htink he would let that bitch control his fucking like!
-[laugh insanely] BURRN BUURRN BUURRN ^^ XD MUAHAHHAA :D
-[apple babble] grrrr..
-[..Nightmare..] she is an ugly bitch she must Die!!!!!!
[Take off your clothes. ♥]
µ[Gypsi] my poor Ville *cries*
[TAKE YOUR PILLS.©] She is changing Ville into someone he isn't. Also, she has oddly deformed cheek bones. x.x

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2004-09-16 [Sombre]: Susanna was a very beautiful girl. But Jonna on the other hand... that's something different. I don't know how she is as a person, but the impression I get from her is that she's fake.

2004-09-16 [Dark Sekret Love]: Yup same here not mad because she's Ville's jealousy is normal, but shes just grrr.

2004-09-16 [ddsfsfdsfd]: Yea I never liked Jonna...........she seems evil to me.........susanna was actually good looking but no Jonna took away Ville's dignity

2004-09-16 [Dark Sekret Love]: Yea and if you have read the interview I have in HIM obsessed freaks or better yet More HIM stuff It says that he fucking bought a house for the both of them and it was basically her idea for the beard and he likes her cooking... *cough*

2004-09-17 [h.i.m.gurl]: this rocks i so am gunna join this yah bitch die!!!!!!!!!!lol

2004-10-03 [Gwendolen]: Jonna is fake... what? O_o

2004-10-03 [Dark Sekret Love]: Well, she gives off that impression. I dunno. I am beginning to think about my jealousy and how stupid I am.

2004-10-03 [Gwendolen]: I just meant that what the heck do you guys think that she's faking to be? meh... I'm just bored and baka.

2004-10-03 [Dark Sekret Love]: Not faking to be, just like she seems like a fake person.

2004-10-04 [Gwendolen]: She's not a real person? O.o Heh, never mind me, It's just too early and I've slept about 4 hours... I do know what it's like just not to like someone and the person just bugging you only with her/his existence. Actually that's just about how I feel for tho whole band of HIM, though I really don't have any good reason... Yeah, but just ignore me. Like I said, I'm just baka. X9

2004-10-04 [Dark Sekret Love]: So you don't like HIM? Well, you live in Helsinki right? No wonder... It's cool, I do the same kind of stuff... I would be a hypocrite to get mad, or whatever, and I am not.

2004-10-04 [Gwendolen]: Actually, I've lived in here Helsinki for only less than 5 months now, I come from more middle of Finland originally. And I really don't get the connection between being from Helsinki and thinking that HIM is overvalued... heh! ^-^

2004-10-04 [Dark Sekret Love]: I do... I talk to a lot of people from Helsinki (they talk to me) and they are like 'I like the other bands you like, I just dont like HIM.' So Uhh I dunno...

2004-10-04 [Gwendolen]: Heh! Well, I gues you're right then, I also like some of the other bands you've listed in your house... *lol*

2004-10-04 [Dark Sekret Love]: Lol, huh? Haha.

2004-10-04 [ddsfsfdsfd]: they took ur banner off my page

2004-10-05 [Dark Sekret Love]: Really? Wow they world must hate you sweetie!! I have had like 7 guards come to my page....

2004-10-05 [Gwendolen]: I was only laughing to the fact that I do fit in that stereotype after all, meh. ^-^ And the reason why guards have problems with you pages can be found in simple list at Uploading Art Rules :(

2004-10-05 [Dark Sekret Love]: Yup, but none seem to say anything to me!

2004-10-06 [Sombre]: Reply to Gwendolen: She gives off the impression that she's fake. With her unnatural tan and whatnot, I have seen pictures of her before she was famous and she used to be really pretty and natural looking. She looks very different now. Like she just like she's turned into the typical skinny supermodel stereotype. Blah-dee-blah blah.

2004-10-07 [Gwendolen]: Thanks Valosombre. I think that I don't particulary like her either. I see her allmos every weekday at a tv show, Sessions, and I have to admit that she scares me a bit. Though so does evryone else so fashionable dressing person... X9

2004-10-08 [Dark Sekret Love]: I agree Rachel, I saw a lot of pictures of her before... and I ABSOLUTLY agree about the tan thing... eek. But she's like UBER skinny, I mean like really lanky...

2004-10-08 [Gwendolen]: *shrugs* You guys should have seen me about 3-5 years ago, Jonna is nothing even to compare at... *shivers to the memories*

2004-10-08 [Dark Sekret Love]: Well also this is a place for bashing her, in all honesty I am uber jealous of her figure!! Damn her!!!!

2004-11-09 [Keii]: *sigh* I miss Ville's pale skin... he's not Ville with a tan! :(

2004-11-10 [Dark Sekret Love]: *Stands up and claps like a retard* THANK YOU!!! I dunno, I think it's a rule you have to be pale if your Finnish!!! :P But He also gained a lot of weight!!!! Boo hoo!!! Oh well whatever makes him happy.... but I mean JONNA!! Come on!!! She's so cripsy I mistaked her for Bar-be-que!!!!!!! Muhahaha!!! Poor Ville!

2004-11-10 [Keii]: Hehehe... he just looked more Ville-like with pale skin. Yeah I know - what has happened to the twig that was once Ville? Hehe... maybe he secretly cooked Jonna on a bbq and ate her... hahaha... 0.o

2004-12-12 [laugh insanely]: uh-uh! you're all right! =S ville = better with no beard, no jonna, less fat and no tan!!! >.< *screams out of frustration* there MUST be a linkk.. *coughJONNAcough*

2004-12-20 [Dark Sekret Love]: No shit! *stops self from bashing on Jonna* Must........be..........calm.........don't..........bash.............. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE JONNA AND WHAT SHES DONE TO VILLE, Let's egnite her and impale her on a very sharp stake.

2004-12-20 [Keii]: She's quite pretty though... I see why Ville likes her looks... *realises what she just said* Eep... *prepares to run and duck from sharp flying objects*

2004-12-21 [laugh insanely]: :P You are right.. >.< she is pretty... I hope there is more to here then looks though... Ville deserves that... >.<

2004-12-21 [Keii]: Yeah... same here

2004-12-21 [laugh insanely]: Hm. Maybe he should have a Harem...:P we could join it.. *laaughs* =P

2004-12-21 [Keii]: XD I like that idea!

2005-01-28 [Dark Sekret Love]: Her cheeks are weird.

2005-01-29 [laugh insanely]: And she looks like a duck.. O_o

2005-01-31 [Dark Sekret Love]: Yeah, I ain't a fan.

2005-06-04 [laugh insanely]: this wiki needs new life =P. hmmmgrrwwtrss... Any news about Ville and Jonna?

2005-06-04 [Dark Sekret Love]: Oh besdies the fact that, SHE'S GONE OUT WITH ALL HIS OTHER FRIENDS IN BANDS AND SHE COMPLETLY RUNS HIS LIFE, no not really, but yea she went out With Jussi and Jyrki and a whole bunch of people in bands that is friends with Ville, so he's gott like sloppy 9ths.... Biotch... have you seen a RECENT picture of Ville?

2005-06-04 [laugh insanely]: Yeah... *cries*... Hmmm... =P He still is FUCKING smexy, but not the same UBERway anymore.. okay he still is the UBERsexiest, but Jonna isnt keeping the spiral going up.. =P hmm... I want to go out with Jussi and Jyrki and Ville too.. =_=

2005-06-04 [laugh insanely]: by the way:I don't hope the album is gonna be sucky...then I'll definitelly KILL her.. not that a sucky HIM album is possible... ooh but I wondered: were they dating when Love Metal was made too?

2005-06-04 [Dark Sekret Love]: Yes, I do agree, he's SEXXXY as fuck, but urggh, damn her! Man you know who Jussi and Jyrki are?! Awesome, I hate how Bam is whoring them out too, I don't watch tv but everyone told me he is, and that pisses me off, I love the 69 Eyes. I've liked them as long as I've liked HIM.

2005-06-04 [laugh insanely]: Yeah me too! Well..maybe about 2 months later... but now I certainly doo ^^ <3 they are so.. WOOHSHS.. Men.. finnish men are HOT.. <except maybe Gas/Migé> .. Yeaah.. I heard they (69 eyes) were in a Bam-Cribs episode.. I'm really curious... but I totally agree! Bam IS whoring Ville out! >_< Sometimes I just can't stand Bam..he's such an ass... =p I guess Ville is too <sort of..> but I like my romantic way of thinking about him more ;)

2005-06-05 [Dark Sekret Love]: Yea, that's what I heard too, but I RARELY watch tv... urrggh, Bam's a whore... oh and about the album thing... He wasn't dating her during Love Metal... They stated dating in the summer of 2003... he wrote And Love Said No about her though, and in reality, it's depressing, but very happy... I just hope the new album isn't all happy and wwhatever, HIM is Love and Death, you know Meloncholic and romantic... I think it'll be good, they said it's going to sound more like their early stuff like Greatest Love songs, and they are gonna tour the US (I think) after the album comes out... so like November-ish... Can't Wait!

2005-06-07 [laugh insanely]: Woooott yeah I hope more Greatest Love Songs like, I truly ADORE that one.. the otherones TOO ofcourse...but that one has something special.. <3... Oh I hope they'll be touring trough europe soon.. they haven't been in the netherlands for a TOO long time.. I never saw them before.. *cries* but I can't wait.. *hmmmmmmmm <3 *... yeah well I heard Killing Lonelyness from the new album, and it is meloncholic, but also sweet... *points bazoookaa at Jonna*

2005-06-08 [Dark Sekret Love]: Yea, I heard Vampire Heart, live, it was pretty swell I'd say, I like it I'd say a mix between Greatest Love songs and Love Metal... I hope they come to redneck Texas, they've never come here before.... ::Grabs Pistol::

2005-06-10 [laugh insanely]: :P Hahaha yes I loved Vampire Heart too XD soo perrdy.. <3 ...Hmm =P Personally I'd like them to quit visiting the US and go to Europe, but I could see why you wouldn't agree =P Ghehe.

2005-06-10 [Dark Sekret Love]: Yea, but if they go to England, I could go, my dad was going to let me go see them because my family lives there, but it was already sold out!

2005-06-10 [laugh insanely]: =O Ooohh great! I have family in York, so maybe I would be allowed to england too... too bad Download is already this weekend..and not really near York.. O_o

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