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2007-10-29 14:59:28

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[ANTI-JONNA]

This is a wiki for people who hate Jonna not because she is Ville's girlfriend but becuase she sucks and is a bitch!

[A lot of the pics, were messed up because funeralofhearts.com no longer has a gallery, Dammit Carrie, so I'll get some ugly pictures for you to LOATHE when I find them, Again.]

[Ville and Jonna Got Engaged.]

''Ville Valo got engaged at Ruisrock

Ville and his girlfriend Jonna Nygren got similar tattoos instead of engagement rings.

The night before Ruisrock was at least as remarkable for Ville Valo as the show itself. At a party arranged in a hotel in Turku were (besides Ville) his long term girlfriend Jonna Nygren, friend Bam Margera and Californian tattooist Kat.
- I and Jonna finally got engaged. We now have similar tattoos, Ville told.
Ville and Jonna have the same combination of letters on their hands: DILLIGAF. It includes the first letters of the sentence Do I look like I give a fuck?.
According to Ville the fact that a friend of their's Bam Margera, known from Jackass, also took the same tattoo doesn't "dim" their engagement.
-We have a little bit different kind of union with Bam, a gentlemen club. Me and Bam also took another tattoo together: N'IDIOT. To our asses, Ville told.

BAM PARTIED IN FINLAND

Jackass-star Bam Margera came with his parents to visit Ville Valo. Bam and Ville went to Ruisrock together. AlsoVille's girlfriend(now Fiancee') Jonna, Extreme Duudson guys and Jussi69 was with them.

VILLE AND JONNA GET ENGAGED

Ville and Jonna got engaged last weekend in Ruisrock Festival. Rings are not gold but they have tattoos. The Couple has dated over 3 years. They moved in February to an attic in Helsinki center.''

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::shuders::

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You know it was HER idea for Ville's beard, what a bitch. -.- And when he was with Susanna he was in better shape, although he is still fucking great, shes sucking the life from him!! Supposidly shes a sex-crazed bitch! He's worn out, poor baby!!!! Well.... whatever....

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Oh, what a badass! ::rolls eyes::

Okay, just me talking here... I know Ville is happy with umm... her. I just don't think it's mutual... but then what do I know... I am an obsessed HIM GIRL full of jealousy and teenage lust. SO if anyone wants to bitch me out and say something like

''Ville's happy, Susanna really hurt him. Blah blah I like Jonna I can't even believe you made this wiki. Whats so wrong about her. This is horrible. You jealous teenage whore.''

Or anything like that, I know, I'm just uberly jealous. This gets out my rage... but whatever makes Ville (GOD) Happy, then that's cool with me. I just don't want her to hurt him.

ANOTHER SHITTY BANNER I MADE! WOO HOO!

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COPY THE CODE AND TAKE OUT THE STARS!

MEMBERS:

-[Dark Sekret Love]- (creator) Grrr! She is just so... she agitates me there is something I cant stand about her!
-[ddsfsfdsfd]-Jonna is evil
-[O.N.E.pathetic TWISTED wReck] she ish ugly as fuck! she looks like an old dudes ass! kill her!
-[ElizabethBathory] And to think!!! Ville could get soooo many pretty people but he chooses....Joanna....O.O....why???? WHY?!?!?!
-[Sombre] Anti-Jonna all the way.
-[Burned Soul] trust me on this....she will burn in flames because she is taking the fucking life outta ville...... to htink he would let that bitch control his fucking like!
-[laugh insanely] BURRN BUURRN BUURRN ^^ XD MUAHAHHAA :D
-[apple babble] grrrr..
-[..Nightmare..] she is an ugly bitch she must Die!!!!!!
[Take off your clothes. ♥]
µ[Gypsi] my poor Ville *cries*
[TAKE YOUR PILLS.©] She is changing Ville into someone he isn't. Also, she has oddly deformed cheek bones. x.x

2004-10-03 [Dark Sekret Love]: Not faking to be, just like she seems like a fake person.

2004-10-04 [Gwendolen]: She's not a real person? O.o Heh, never mind me, It's just too early and I've slept about 4 hours... I do know what it's like just not to like someone and the person just bugging you only with her/his existence. Actually that's just about how I feel for tho whole band of HIM, though I really don't have any good reason... Yeah, but just ignore me. Like I said, I'm just baka. X9

2004-10-04 [Dark Sekret Love]: So you don't like HIM? Well, you live in Helsinki right? No wonder... It's cool, I do the same kind of stuff... I would be a hypocrite to get mad, or whatever, and I am not.

2004-10-04 [Gwendolen]: Actually, I've lived in here Helsinki for only less than 5 months now, I come from more middle of Finland originally. And I really don't get the connection between being from Helsinki and thinking that HIM is overvalued... heh! ^-^

2004-10-04 [Dark Sekret Love]: I do... I talk to a lot of people from Helsinki (they talk to me) and they are like 'I like the other bands you like, I just dont like HIM.' So Uhh I dunno...

2004-10-04 [Gwendolen]: Heh! Well, I gues you're right then, I also like some of the other bands you've listed in your house... *lol*

2004-10-04 [Dark Sekret Love]: Lol, huh? Haha.

2004-10-04 [ddsfsfdsfd]: they took ur banner off my page

2004-10-05 [Dark Sekret Love]: Really? Wow they world must hate you sweetie!! I have had like 7 guards come to my page....

2004-10-05 [Gwendolen]: I was only laughing to the fact that I do fit in that stereotype after all, meh. ^-^ And the reason why guards have problems with you pages can be found in simple list at Uploading Art Rules :(

2004-10-05 [Dark Sekret Love]: Yup, but none seem to say anything to me!

2004-10-06 [Sombre]: Reply to Gwendolen: She gives off the impression that she's fake. With her unnatural tan and whatnot, I have seen pictures of her before she was famous and she used to be really pretty and natural looking. She looks very different now. Like she just like she's turned into the typical skinny supermodel stereotype. Blah-dee-blah blah.

2004-10-07 [Gwendolen]: Thanks Valosombre. I think that I don't particulary like her either. I see her allmos every weekday at a tv show, Sessions, and I have to admit that she scares me a bit. Though so does evryone else so fashionable dressing person... X9

2004-10-08 [Dark Sekret Love]: I agree Rachel, I saw a lot of pictures of her before... and I ABSOLUTLY agree about the tan thing... eek. But she's like UBER skinny, I mean like really lanky...

2004-10-08 [Gwendolen]: *shrugs* You guys should have seen me about 3-5 years ago, Jonna is nothing even to compare at... *shivers to the memories*

2004-10-08 [Dark Sekret Love]: Well also this is a place for bashing her, in all honesty I am uber jealous of her figure!! Damn her!!!!

2004-11-09 [Keii]: *sigh* I miss Ville's pale skin... he's not Ville with a tan! :(

2004-11-10 [Dark Sekret Love]: *Stands up and claps like a retard* THANK YOU!!! I dunno, I think it's a rule you have to be pale if your Finnish!!! :P But He also gained a lot of weight!!!! Boo hoo!!! Oh well whatever makes him happy.... but I mean JONNA!! Come on!!! She's so cripsy I mistaked her for Bar-be-que!!!!!!! Muhahaha!!! Poor Ville!

2004-11-10 [Keii]: Hehehe... he just looked more Ville-like with pale skin. Yeah I know - what has happened to the twig that was once Ville? Hehe... maybe he secretly cooked Jonna on a bbq and ate her... hahaha... 0.o

2004-12-12 [laugh insanely]: uh-uh! you're all right! =S ville = better with no beard, no jonna, less fat and no tan!!! >.< *screams out of frustration* there MUST be a linkk.. *coughJONNAcough*

2004-12-20 [Dark Sekret Love]: No shit! *stops self from bashing on Jonna* Must........be..........calm.........don't..........bash.............. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE JONNA AND WHAT SHES DONE TO VILLE, Let's egnite her and impale her on a very sharp stake.

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