2012-11-07 [Igaehinvdo]: Bored as Me

2012-11-07 [Kbird]: Undead Zoo!

2012-11-08 [Igaehinvdo]: haha definately dead

2012-11-08 [Kbird]: yeah! but I have 3 other people playing it!!

2012-11-08 [Mortified Penguin]: Did you guys know that Bob's Diner is having a sale on... I dunno... probably something?! Point being, go there.

2012-11-08 [Avaz]: I heard it was their "Still In Business" sale, right? The opposite of a Going Out Of Business sale.

2012-11-12 [hellolexxi]: i need help understanding a dream someone please help me!!

2012-11-12 [Viking]: Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

2012-11-12 [hellolexxi]: lol no more like a man sitting on a rock repeatingly saying "Levitcus".... its been driving me crazy all day ive never had a dream like this and i want to understand why i saw this

2012-11-12 [Viking]: Huh. I can't help you with that one.

2012-11-12 [Mortified Penguin]: Ah, that's a classic dream. It means you will have a good harvest if you eat at Bob's Diner.

2012-11-12 [Teufelsweib]: Dear hellolexxi,
I am actually quite versed in the deeper meaning behind dreams. I can only assume that the man on your rock was actually referring to Leviticus; the third book of the hebrew bible. In this book they deal with topics such as homosexuality, both between men and females. Leviticus 18:22: "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." You are probably struggling with your homosexuality, and find it hard to come out of the closet.

too long, didn't read: lol ur gay.

2012-11-12 [Viking]: Ah, but Leviticus also deals with lots of other things, like the prohibition on mixing meat and milk dishes. So perhaps she's feeling guilty about eating a cheesburger. Or bacon. Or maybe, because Leviticus also has a prohibition against tattoos, she's really regretting getting that tramp stamp just before Halloween. It's hard to tell, really. She should probably just eat at Bob's Diner.

2012-11-12 [Avaz]: A trip through the maze of guile will do wonders to think these types of conundrums through.

2012-11-12 [Teufelsweib]: do they mix meat and milk over at bob's diner? Do they keep a kosher kitchen? I guess all roads and dreams lead to that place, and even I am advertizing it =/

2012-11-12 [Teufelsweib]: I actually dreamt last night that I had two kittens, I'm sure they serve that as well over there.

2012-11-12 [Kbird]: lol really guy? Hellolexxi is wanting a REAL answer and you guys are advertising.^.^

2012-11-12 [Teufelsweib]: I'm not sure what you're referring to, I gave her a real answer in my first comment.
I even did some scientific research for her internet style. as in, the first hit on google when searching for 'leviticus'

2012-11-12 [Viking]: Perhaps the only answer is to look for reliable dream interpreters in Bob's Diner.

2012-11-12 [Teufelsweib]: maybe the man's name was Bob? and the rock he is sitting on represents a diner? and she misheard 'Leviticus' for 'grilled cheese sandwhich'?

2012-11-12 [Kbird]: sorry Teufelsweib I was referring to other people who where saying go to the maze of guile or go to Bob's Diner

2012-11-12 [Teufelsweib]: nevermind then, it is good to see that people recognize and are grateful for the hard work I put into these things!
I also do handreading, you know.

2012-11-12 [Kbird]: lol would I have to send you a pic of my hand? lol

2012-11-12 [Teufelsweib]: can you post it on here? maybe more people are interested in seeing it, see what they can derive from it :D

2012-11-12 [Kbird]: lol I'll have to take a pic of my hand sometime and put up on here.

2012-11-12 [Teufelsweib]: please do!

2012-11-12 [Kbird]: Okay it might take a little while though.

2012-11-13 [Igaehinvdo]: o.0 okaaaaaaaaaay the wierdness that I miss....

2012-11-13 [Kbird]: heehee I'm going to put a pic of my hand up on here!!

2012-11-13 [Viking]: You need to go to <forum:Junk> for some real weirdness.

2012-11-13 [Kbird]: hmmm I do like weirdness......Okay!!

2012-11-15 [Igaehinvdo]: I had a dream that i was setting random world wonders on fire just to watch history burn...then again i also dreamed a giant pink easter bunny was chasing me around a super market

2012-11-15 [Kbird]: lol I dont know if that dream has any real meaning to it besides that the easter bunny is scary!lol but I have a dream about every week where I'm walking down this tunnel after a while of walking there is a pillar on the pillar is the stone mason symbol some times there is a spider web with a spider in it.I hate spiders. -___-'

2012-11-15 [Viking]: You shouldn't hate spiders! They're wonderful and they eat the annoying bugs!

2012-11-15 [Kbird]: sorry I have a phobia of spiders :/ so I Highly dislike them.

2012-11-15 [Viking]: You shouldn't let your fear turn to hate. That is the path to the Dark Side.

2012-11-15 [Kbird]: SPIDERS HATE ME TOO! THE DEADLY ONES ALWAYS CHASE ME!!!!

2012-11-15 [Viking]: They don't hate you, they love you and want to give you a big hug.

^{_{Or maybe you're infested with lice and they're just looking for lunch.}}

2012-11-15 [Kbird]: yeah with their TEETH!

2012-11-16 [Viking]: It's how they show love. Don't judge them.

2012-11-16 [Fruit Loops]: http://youtu.be/Us79aL6CBGA

2012-11-16 [Kbird]: hahaha very funny I didn't watch that thank goodness. lol

2012-11-16 [Igaehinvdo]: nice

2012-11-17 [Igaehinvdo]: I'm involved with Rural relief this holiday season, to help bring happiness to families in need, plz donate to families in need in your area- Karma will thank you

2012-11-18 [Kbird]: Wish I could I'll tell my parents though!

2012-11-18 [Atesca]: Spiders are fine, I guess, as long as there is at least one football field between us!

2012-11-18 [Kbird]: right!!

2012-11-18 [Viking]: And with the spider that far away, you'll be swarmed with annoying bugs.

2012-11-18 [Teufelsweib]: I blame evolution for making these great little creatures so incredibly creepy.

2012-11-18 [Viking]: No, you blame evolution for making you think these great little creatures are creepy, 'cause they're fucking awesome!

2012-11-19 [Kbird]: I love how the look but I'm also scared of them!!!it's confusing!!XO

2012-11-19 [Teufelsweib]: that, yes. weird thing is that in an experimental setting I do not find them creepy, but when they're in my room they are =/

2012-11-19 [Kbird]: I know!!

2012-11-25 [ekim26black]: hey guys im new :)

2012-11-26 [Kbird]: Hello!^.^

2012-11-28 [_BrunetteBabe_]: Heeey(:

2012-11-28 [Avaz]: Sexy laday?

2012-11-28 [Teufelsweib]: oop oop oop

2012-11-28 [Mortified Penguin]: Oppan Gangnam Style Pizza now available at Bob's Diner for only €23,000 a slice! Now with 15% more horse.

2012-11-28 [Triola]: Oppan Gangnam Style! More horse to the people!

2012-11-28 [Viking]: Aww, I wish it had more donkey.

2012-11-29 [Kbird]: how many Pacos went into it?

2012-11-29 [Mortified Penguin]: About %15.

2012-11-29 [Kbird]: Hmmm I think I'll pass.

2012-11-29 [Mortified Penguin]: Pass out from shock at our amazing deals?

2012-12-02 [Kbird]: uhhhh no, BUT EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD CHECK IT OUT!!!^{I'm not dumb enough to eat it.}

2012-12-07 [oboth]: uuuuuuuu

2012-12-07 [Avaz]: I passed out from shock. But that was because the one item I ordered happened to be plugged into an uncovered electrical socket.

2012-12-07 [Kbird]: -_-

2012-12-08 [Lazy lion]: Potato

2012-12-09 [Viking]: I made a potato gun once. I used it to shoot out streetlights in the seedy districts of town.

2012-12-09 [Kbird]: hahaha Yeah my brother had his potato gun taken away.

2012-12-24 [Omarito]: Hiya

2012-12-24 [Omarito]: Hiya

2012-12-28 [Avaz]: Did it shoot potatoes at things? Seems like ineffective ammunition.

2012-12-31 [Kbird]: IT HURT!!!>.<

2013-01-02 [Thunder Cid]: Surprisingly [Avaz], potato guns can pack quite the punch.

2013-01-02 [Paul Doyle]: *fires potato guns at random people's butts, then dimension-doors to parts unknown*

2013-01-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Stop dimension-dooring into my bathroom, dammit!

2013-01-02 [Viking]: Where else is he supposed to poop?

2013-01-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Kitchen.

2013-01-02 [Thunder Cid]: Damnit! Not in the sink again.

2013-01-02 [Paul Doyle]: *reappears, with slight molecular rearrangement like a Star Trek beamup gone wrong, but not fatally wrong*

2013-01-07 [Viking]: In case yous haven't voted yet: <poll:77443>

2013-01-07 [kians mummy]: and just for advertisement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJuBfq3pYZA

2013-01-08 [John79416]: Hi if any one here can administrate the website or moderate it. I'd like to please request that my profile be expunged deleted removed. Thank you

2013-01-08 [Fruit Loops]: NeVaHhhhh !

2013-01-08 [kians mummy]: Profiles can not be removed or deleted, just delete all your wikis and pictures and description

2013-01-08 [Teufelsweib]: you can, however, make a dent in your laptop with enough force.

2013-01-08 [Avaz]: The same can be said for craniums.

2013-01-09 [Teufelsweib]: and cranes

2013-01-11 [Paul Doyle]: You can check out of ET any time you like . . . but you can never ever leave.

2013-01-11 [Triola]: We are all just prisoners here, of our own device.

2013-01-11 [Mortified Penguin]: And in Bob's Diner, they gathered for the feast...

2013-01-13 [mugagga]: gghttnhtgf

2013-01-13 [EsmeeNightLodus]: hey

2013-01-13 [EsmeeNightLodus]: I'm not great with this, just got it last night. Anyone help me? Show me the ropes [: Email me if you can @ katrianavining@gmail.com

2013-01-15 [Kbird]: what are you having problems with?

2013-01-18 [Rovany]: Are we? are we all really just prisoners? We can check out any time we like...right?

2013-01-18 [kians mummy]: I hope so lol *shakes bars* ahhh let me out of here.

2013-01-18 [Avaz]: Don't shake those bars, you'll shake all the nut topping off the chocolate! *grabs them back, takes a bite* Mmmmm

2013-01-18 [Viking]: Attica! Attica!

2013-01-18 [Kbird]: so you figured it out WE CAN NEVER REALLY LEAVE we'll just come back.

2013-01-19 [tow]: http://www.facebook.com/kemal.bulur

2013-01-22 [kians mummy]: erm... No

2013-01-22 [Paul Doyle]: um Im new and wanna no if sum1 wanna show me a fantsy n show me round n stuff

2013-01-22 [Kbird]: Well there are plenty of wikis what type are ya looking for?

2013-01-23 [Paul Doyle]: whr tha chix

2013-01-23 [Avaz]: a/s/l pall

2013-01-23 [Paul Doyle]: My a/s/l iz very availbul

2013-01-23 [Avaz]: u soun hawt wana cyber

2013-01-23 [Teufelsweib]: im 13 ripped and huge 21 inch cock u wanna cyber lol

2013-01-23 [Sunrose]: sanal sex plz

2013-01-23 [Mortified Penguin]: u guiz r morons, i have a 185 iq from a legit online iq test. i'm a genius and i only had to sign up for a two year paid trial to git my test results. cost $500, but that's the price i have to pay for intullect. morons.

also, bob's diner is having a sail on deep fried, breaded bacon. that's bacon strips slathered in an eggy, powdery mix to give it that colon destroyingly good deep fried bacon taste that u only get from the finest restuarants.

2013-01-24 [Paul Doyle]: who wntz sum f teh drgain loshin. grrarwr

2013-01-24 [Paul Doyle]: This whole conversation has been a joke, pretty much a given when you consider the people who have been involved in it. Thanks for ruining the fun :P

2013-01-24 [kians mummy]: Ahh talking to yourself???

2013-01-24 [Paul Doyle]: Why did you delete your comment, [kians mummy]? You asked me
why I claim to be "new" when I opened my account in 2003. In response to that I replied: "This whole conversation has been a joke, pretty much a given when you consider the people who have been involved in it. Thanks for ruining the fun :P"

2013-01-24 [Paul Doyle]: On another note . . . how about those Lakers? :p

2013-01-24 [hanhepi]: Pauly, did the Lakers make it to the Super Bowl? I haven't been able to watch much baseball this season.

2013-01-24 [Paul Doyle]: The Lakers make me laugh. Still, they could beat the Houston Astros if in fact they were a baseball team.

2013-01-24 [hanhepi]: LMAO!

2013-01-24 [Viking]: Are there any lakes near Los Angeles?

2013-01-24 [Avaz]: Well, there's the Silver Lake Reservoir, the town of Westlake, and a boutique named Lake. There's probably more, but I didn't want to look them up at the moment.

2013-01-24 [Viking]: So it's not completely ridiculous that the Lakers kept that name after moving to LA from the Land of Ten Thousand Lakes?

2013-01-24 [Avaz]: Nope, not at all.

2013-01-24 [Paul Doyle]: Greg Lake (and ELP, of course) has performed in LA a few times. So there you go.

2013-01-28 [kians mummy]: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Support-our-Soldiers-from-the-UK

2013-01-28 [Teufelsweib]:

2013-01-28 [Kbird]: That's awful!

2013-01-28 [Viking]: It looks like a protester representing Westboro Baptist Church. They like to piss people off.

2013-01-28 [Kbird]: -__- their doing a good job at it...

2013-01-29 [Paul Doyle]: Any wonder why more people are atheist or agnostic, than ever before?

2013-01-29 [Kbird]: not really churchs are insane

2013-01-29 [Teufelsweib]: yeah, let the 1% of radical fucktards screw it for the rest.

though I cannot imagine that this is the reason why increasing more people are atheist. I think that modern society just leaves a lot of room open for other beliefs than just becoming religious, as it did before.

2013-01-29 [Paul Doyle]: Extreme religion is the problem, not religion itself. Just as religion should not be allowed to repress government, government should not be allowed to repress religion. With the exception of Vatican City, which is in the heart of Rome and smaller than the average 18-hole golf course (and very much a sovereign state!) , religion and government should not be one and the same. The separation between church and state should be deep and well-defined---again, without repression.

People should have the universal freedom of religion, as well as freedom FROM religion, if that is what they want. Leave religion out of all state-related matters, no matter how small they may be.

This is from an American perspective, not a typically American perspective, but an American perspective all the same.

2013-01-29 [Fruit Loops]: But not all states allow gay marriage or polygamous marriage ?

2013-01-29 [Paul Doyle]: Gay marriage should be legalized everywhere. Polygamy . . . can you say "grey area"?

This is where we get into the grey-area dilemmas, and why something that might sound great in theory (like Utopian communities) doesn't work well at all, in reality. I'd personally like to see "In God We Trust" removed from all US coins+currency (originally they didn't have that motto), Bibles/holy books removed from swearings-in, the Pledge of Allegiance restored to its original wording (adding "under God" didn't happen until the 1950s), and the removal of all prayer from public schools. But in reality, none of this will happen anytime soon, because far too many Americans still have one foot in the Dark Ages, and believe the USA is the world's God-destined, God-chosen nation.

2013-01-29 [Teufelsweib]: I didn't meant the combination of politics and religion, though I agree with you on that.

2013-01-29 [Avaz]: Pauly boy, I find that I agree with you much more than I thought I really would on all the points you just made. In the process, I just learned something about myself, too, which is always a good thing. :)

2013-01-29 [Viking]: In my experience [Paul Doyle] often talks sense when he gets on serious topics.

2013-01-29 [Avaz]: So it would seem. Respect-o-meter ticks up a notch or two.

2013-01-29 [Teufelsweib]: *agrees with that as well*

2013-01-29 [hanhepi]: As far as prayer in school, I'm almost in agreement, I think. I mean, I don't think over the announcements there should be a prayer read by the principal or anything, but I also don't think that kids should get in trouble for a quick "Ok God, test time, and I really need at least a B minus, Amen" kind of prayer either. And as some comedian said: "As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in school." XD

I'm also pretty cool with the polygamy thing, as long as all parties are adults (18+) and agreeable to the situation. You know, the "Not Warren Jeffs" kind of polygamy. 

I don't care what's on my money as long as it's worth something.

The Pledge... well, I dunno. As far as I know, it is not illegal to not say the thing. I myself abstain from saying it, and have since about 5th grade.

I'd suggest a dictionary for swearing ins, since the hand on a book thing does look pretty cool in a ceremony. But not a wimpy collegiate dictionary, no. One of them big sons a bitches that's a million pages long, 6 or 7 inches thick and takes 3 arms and a leg to lift it. 

2013-01-29 [Kbird]: Also science is proofing more and more stuff from the bible and other religions wrong:/

2013-01-29 [kians mummy]: That's very true. :)

2013-01-29 [Kbird]: One of the biggest probelems people have is: What created the god?

2013-01-29 [Avaz]: There are some things that are so beyond the realm of human understanding, that they are literally unknowable. This is one of those instances.

2013-01-29 [Kbird]: I agree but still humans want to know.

2013-01-29 [Avaz]: Of course. It's the ultimate "why."

2013-01-29 [kians mummy]: It's like:

Why was God created
What was his purpose
What created him
Was it atoms

2013-01-29 [Paul Doyle]: There's a time to be silly and goofy, and a time to be serious. Not trying to emulate Frank Zappa, but I think you get the idea.

Suppose Brian (or someone just like him, in a case of mistaken identity or even an outright con job) really was the Messiah, and hundreds of millions of Christians have it all wrong?

2013-01-30 [Paul Doyle]: Personally, the horrible Sandy Hook tragedy (which happened right here in Connecticut) challenges my faith in God's existence more than anything else in recent memory. People can and do use the Bible to justify everything. But why would a kind and loving God ever allow innocent SIX YEAR OLDS to be mowed down by a madman? That challenges me more than 9/11, endless religious-inspired terrorism, or the way faith healing never helped my mother shake off her (ultimately terminal) multiple sclerosis.

And yet, I still believe there IS a higher power, that is largely (but not completely) beyond human comprehension. I guess that makes me a little agnostic?

2013-01-30 [Kbird]: I'm agnostic most the time the rest of the time I'm atheist

2013-01-30 [Linderel]: When I can be bothered to believe in something, I believe in reincarnation that envelops all living things. Most of the time I hover between agnosticism and atheism, though.

_{I hope to come back as either a tree or a cat.}

2013-01-30 [Kbird]: lol I belive in reincarnation too.

2013-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: lol i belief in sceinse becuz its teh TRUTH. sceisnse is only facts, chrstianz belief in taklin snakes n that shit lol

2013-01-30 [Paul Doyle]: If reincarnation is real, I wonder if some of us took some interesting turns along the way? For example, I wonder if I once was a guinea pig? Better to be a human, though :p

2013-01-30 [Kbird]: Human's think there soo great DOGs are better.

2013-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: I'm only christian during holidays, and muslim during their sugarfestival. I usually however start the week being agnost, atheist on wednesdays and thursdays and fridays happy-orthodox. I take weekends off from being religious, it's very tiring.

2013-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: though I like the idea of when I die, that my life's energy or soul or whatever it is flies out of my dead body and lands in some animal's uterus

2013-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: and if you're really hardcore, also believing that what uterus you end up in depends on whether you lived your life good or bad (good or bad according to the standards of your culture). this will lead of course to you being reincarnated either as a stupid, sucky, unhappy animal, or as an awesome, pretty animal, again based on the human perception of animals and what worth they have within our culture. because, of course, every locust that is born thinks throughout its life 'oh well fuck, I'm a locust'

2013-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: and while everyone is hoping that they'll end up as tiger or cat or wolf, 80% of all individual animals on earth are nematodes, so you're probably going to end up as little worm anyway.
"but 20% is still a pretty good chance of ending up as something awesome!"
no, that 20% is made up of insects (mainly beetles) other invertebrates. mammals make up an insignificant amount of life on earth. so if reincarnation really works and you're randomly born as any animal on earth, it's going to be a nematode or beetle.

2013-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: I really don't feel like studying and I'm desperately looking for other things to do.

2013-01-30 [Teufelsweib]: <- you guys in a next life

2013-01-30 [Paul Doyle]: How nice. Elftown is a happier and more happening place, because of this. :P

2013-01-30 [Linderel]: Well I like earthworms :3 And some beetles are pretty cool, too.

2013-01-30 [Paul Doyle]: And if we're all like this, we can co-star in a Peter Gabriel video with all the other blood cells and sperm cells and what not! Look at the upside, folks.

2013-01-30 [kians mummy]: You could always come and make www.elfpack.com a happy place. :)

2013-01-30 [Paul Doyle]: Um . . . no.

2013-01-31 [Kbird]: Um I like science and all but I dont want to be that!lol it is cool looking though

2013-01-31 [Teufelsweib]: you really have to make up your mind here: either you believe and have faith in the allmighty science, and accept your inner-nematode and your future as a roundworm, or be cast away from the orthodox-atheists!

2013-01-31 [hanhepi]: I'm aiming for amoeba in my next life. And I hope I get the brain-eating amoeba gig, and shut down an entire lake. :D

2013-01-31 [Teufelsweib]: now that's a woman with ambition!

2013-01-31 [Viking]: Do you have a particular lake in mind?

2013-01-31 [Kbird]: lol nice~

2013-01-31 [hanhepi]: No particular lake... just a nice, shallow, warm lake... maybe in Florida.

2013-02-01 [Paul Doyle]: I'll compromise. If I have to be an extremely low form of life, in my next life, then I'll be a planarian . . . but a planarian with glasses, a squiggy mustache and a late-1970s men's hairstyle, just to keep some continuity between one life and the next. (Use your imagination to superimpose those features on the heads of the planarians, in this photo): http://islandwood.org/kids/stream_health/Images/planarian2.jpg

2013-02-01 [Teufelsweib]: I can see the resemblance already! :D

2013-02-05 [Fruit Loops]: http://www.change.org/petitions/netflix-secure-the-rights-to-joss-whedon-s-firefly-and-release-new-episodes

2013-02-05 [Viking]: It'll never happen. Even if it does, you'd have to get an entirely new cast.

2013-02-05 [Avaz]: It won't be the same with a new cast. There was magic with that cast.

2013-02-05 [kians mummy]: Hay everyone how are things. :)

2013-02-05 [Kbird]: Hi!

2013-02-05 [kians mummy]: Hows you. :)

2013-02-05 [Kbird]: good,you

2013-02-05 [kians mummy]: Good, what you up to. x

2013-02-05 [Kbird]: waiting for friends to log on.:p

2013-02-05 [Teufelsweib]: I actually read that Nathan Fillion was trying to contact the rest of the crew to join in on the new season as well?

2013-02-05 [kians mummy]: Cool, I'm just seeing how my mushroom style-sheet looks x

2013-02-05 [Kbird]: huh?

2013-02-05 [kians mummy]: www.elfpack.com/_.css

go onto your change personal data, click in the stylesheet box and just put that in x

2013-02-05 [Paul Doyle]: I'd like to petition Joss Whedon to find a way of getting Twinkies and Ding Dongs back onto store shelves, even though Joss probably has as much knowledge about snack food as a trash collector knows about quantum physics.

2013-02-06 [Viking]: You'd be surprised at a trash collector's quantum physics knowledge.

2013-02-06 [Kbird]: lol oddness

2013-02-06 [Avaz]: Wasn't there word through the grapevine that Hostess was going to be bought by some other company, thus saving our country's beloved Twinkies?

2013-02-06 [Viking]: I think that was just speculation. I'm pretty sure someone bought up Wonder Bread, though.

2013-02-06 [Fruit Loops]: Bimbo ?

2013-02-06 [Fruit Loops]: at any rate, Sci-Fi over bread !

2013-02-06 [Viking]: How about sci-fi bread?