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Everyone Is a little crazy.....
Its just who gets caught.
[woundedsoul] has Finally opened


THE NUTHOUSE!

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Many thanx to [dendrite.] for these images!!!!
This Is one of the most laid back 'Institutions' around, Visitors are actually incouraged at all weird hours of the night.


This is a place for all the

Gothics
People who survived Abortion
Depressed people
Insecure People
Crazy Nutcases
Fluent Gibberish speaking people
Students who are pissed at unfair government taxes and low benefits(Had to add that one)
Lonely people
Suicidal people
Spiritually enlightened people
Broken hearted people
People who can't decide which of their own ears they want to chew off first
Freaks (Especially you!!!)
Weirdos
People who just wanna chat about stuff

you get the clue right?



"An Institution for Nutcases - Run By Nutcases!!!!"


If you feel the need to throw yourself in for whatever reason,send [woundedsoul] or [dendrite.] a message with your username and title (occupation in the asylum- Either pick an empty one on the page or any suitably twisted one you can think up yourself) and I'll officially stick you up on the page as an *Majestic music can be heard in the background* OFFICIAL NUTCASE!!! Yay.

If you have any suggestions please let us know




OFFICIAL NUTCASES SO FAR


(People openly displaying a desire for the downfall of humanity or other anti-social behaviour)

GENERAL MANAGER: [woundedsoul]
Administrator *coughWithAHugeNosecough*:[imsdal]
The person near the window all day:[angelofdarkness]
The Bondage freak:[tyger]
The "slow" person:[Ocean Soul]
Has an invisible friend named Bosko:[DillySamma]
Weird person who lingers in doorways for too long:[blackrosesfall]
The person who Believes They are the Devil:[The Black Widow]
The Rocking back and foward in the corner Person:[there's a bluebird in my heart]
The Person Who can see dead people:[i dont use this account nemore]
Office Manager:[rebelfairy04]
The person with an odd need to lick everything:[*Tári Silmarwen Cúthalion*]
Goth:[PoisonedCherry]
The sleepless porn psycho:[not on here anymore]
The person who spends too much time in dark places:[NightKat]
Pyromaniac:[dendrite.]
The one who talks to themselves:[Hallow's Eve]
The Crazy Depressed Suicidal Freak that stares at the floor to much: [Love me. Hate Me. I'm still on UR mind.]
The Necrophilliac:[kjhhfyuuuf]
The Arsonist Postman (letterbombs are fun hehe):[DyingInside4]
The lonely Pyromaniac:[urbanbabe69]
The Nymphomaniac:[*// Candy Coated Bullets//*]
The Necromancer:[TheWrongGirl]
The Pyromaniac:[DarkAngel3]
The Friendly Homocidal Maniac:[-elv-]
Tasty exorcism conducting grave digger:[PettyDeath]
The person who somehow got a gun and strokes it affectionately:[loll]
The guy who was Raping Himself after going to war in his head then seeing an invisible little furball creature called "Mogeesh": [Treelo]
Silly little man that sits in the corner playing the bugle:[M.A.C]
The Pyrokinetic (Really hot coffee can be a lethal weapon): [pitbull74]
The person who was wrongly admitted: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
The visitor who won't leave:[Kitten Leath Feral]
The grave digger:[Distilled~Angel]
Fart flamer:[count flatula]
The person who is paranoid of everything "The dolls must NOT make eye contact! Stop talking about me! The cloak will get me! NOOOO!":[firefaerie333]
unctuous hypocrite prating of benevolence: [schmoo]
Slightly Nuts Phantom:[dominoe]
Pyromaniac:[Bruna]
the girl who is parinoid that people are out to get her and won't go to bed beacuse the bad doggy werewolf monsters will chew on her toes!:[Hefru_Maru]
The guy who loves films:[Jurassicparkfan2]
The evil lady that throws cheese at old people:[arabellarose]
Pyromaniac:[Night Phoenix]
The Bearded Lady:[EmJ Taylor]
Hyperactive Pyro and Suicidal Cutter:[_xxxPirate cnt]
The Person sitting in the back yelling at their pencil:[vampalette]
Person who spends all day trying to bite their own elbow:[icy blue cherry]
that guy that always wears black and sits in the corner watching everyone and waiting for someone to get just close enough before slitting their throats and screaming about evil food as he laughs maniacally and beats the dead body and anyone else that gets too close into a bloody pulp.:[Llevon]
schizophrenic with severe paranoia with homicidal tendencies towards other women:[RaineDrop]

Room Guard:
Room Guard:
The Drool wiper uperer:
The person obsessed with climbing everthing:
The person who TRULY BELIEVES they are superman:
The Pyromaniac:
The Cleptomaniac:
The Paedophile:
The Janitor with a strange Sentiment towards his mop:
The Creepy porno obsessed person:
Person who actually can bite their own elbow:
The Stinky person:
The person who Believes They are God:
Person with fetish for Baked beans:
The person who married *Insert inanimate object here*:




*These are just Titles and shouldn't hinder your actions in the Nuthouse.... Stand In a doorway for too long and I will slap you!*





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2004-11-10 [dominoe]: i kinda dont know wherei put the magic book

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: Don't sit on that couch....it will chomp your butt....

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: its over there, near the stairs

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: we r on the ceiling and the books down there how do i get it

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *tries to run up the stairs after the book*......the stairs are moving....can't reach the book.....*has arm extended*.....Somebody help me....*book sprouts wings and flies away**

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: jump

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: dame that book

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: jump jump jump like a duck duck duck, jumpity jump jump jump

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *sits down and starts crying dust bunnies*....

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: i dont know wats weirder this house or sparky

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: dust bunnys

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *starts talking in Duck*......Quack quack quack,,,,,,,,What the crap was that????

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: havent you ever seen a duck jump, its freaking awesome, there like "eeeeep" *boing!!!!* 20 feet into the air, and im all like, "woah" *pulls gun out* pop!

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: tie em togeter make a rope to catch the book

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: The rafters are moving...

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: dust bunnies is from rug rats, how cool am i to know that.

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: is the cat there

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: dust bunnies is from the big comfy couch....*sticks out tongue and out flies bumble bees*

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: don't know...I'll try to check...*sprouts wings and constanly flies into wall*

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: this one time, my neighbours cat stuck its tongue out, so my friend rufus, he kicked the cat, and the cat was like "wtf wtf??!?!" and we were all like "eh?" and he goes "you kick my dog ??? you kick my dog??????" and we went.... mmememememekekekekke satttan

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: thats weird

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: no it isnt, your nasty

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *tries to put wings away while knocking into wall*...this shits is F**ked up...and it hurts...cut off these damn wings...

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: no im not

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: chain saws work wonders on unwanted wings, this duck was like "meep meep" so i cut his wings off, ever since then hes been happy lieing there quietly, i think i did a good thing. im soooo gonna get a visit from santa this year.

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *keeps running into wall*...I have this friend that likes to go around licking things....

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: i dont think so

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *wings start running away from chainsaw*.....oh crap...here we go again....Dom, follow me so the wings don;t get me lost....

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: okay here i come

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: can i read the thing on your house intended for girls ? i was nominated for sexiest elftown female, and im also trying to get submitted for miss america.

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: go ahead...read whatever you want and I'll vote for ya...

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: mee too

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *wings decide to land on top of Sparky head and make me jump*.....boing, boing, boing.........*then takes off again*

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: dame i gotta run bye

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: tell me how it ends k

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *wings make me disappear**....I'll try to find my way back....

2004-11-10 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Dee dee dee de dee deeeee! Kitty power!

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: do you think i could be a world leader? i do.

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: take over the world with cheese...one old person at a time....

2004-11-10 [Kitten Leath Feral]: ....You can't do that! You will deprive the mice!

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: eeexactly

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: if we do that...what will my Kit Kat snack on in the evenings?....I'll save some cheese for the mousies

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: no.. the mice can help to kil lthe old people, by eating them...

2004-11-10 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Hey! I don't eat the cute litte mice. But do save some cheese for the mice please. ^_^ I will just eat sour skittles. Such a good addiction.

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: so is the pool of sugar....*jumps in*...WWWWHHHHHHEEEEE!!!!!!!!

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: the mice are sooo gonna die.

2004-11-10 [Kitten Leath Feral]: But I might get sugar in my eyes. Who will lick it out then? My tounge isn't that long! Hmmm.....Help kill the old people....how about we send them after President bush....*grins* It would make the world so much easier to take over, and you would win many countries over as well as individuals in others...which could help you from the inside...

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: i have a gecko... he can lick his eyes... which makes him cooler then cool... he'll lick the sugar out of your eye if you want.

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *starts licking the sugar off of kats eye*.......SOUR....take down the pres....Can I throw cheese at him??

2004-11-10 [lostinspace]: hello pplz

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: Hey LIS...help me lick off the sugar...it's sour sugar from skittles

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: eeeeep

2004-11-10 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Awww, I want a gecko...I also want a snake...but my poor mice...Erm, he can get my other eye, if he will please. ^_^ Gecko kisses on my eye!!! hehe. Imok. Yes, that is it. Throw cheese at the bastard...hmmm....dump spreadable cheese on him and they would do better job...

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: ..........cheese in a can....I laugh in the face of danger...HAHAHAHAHA

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: baaaa baaaaaa baaa baaaaaaaaa

2004-11-10 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Or a jar...then when it hits it will break and his blood will mix with it, so after the mice are done eating the bloody cheese they will go for him, hungry for his blood. 

2004-11-10 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Erm, black sheep have you any wool? 

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: baa baa black sheep have you any wool? no maddam no maddam im not a sheep fool

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: yes ma'am, yes ma'am....a whole block of cheese full

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: eep

2004-11-10 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Well, that almost rhymed. If you arn't the sheep...are you a wolf with a sheep's hide over ya?

2004-11-10 [lostinspace]: wow, yes i will help lick sugar *commenses in licking sugar* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SSSSUUUUUUUGGGGGGAAAAAAARRRRRRRR  HHIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *bounces up and down*...boing, boing, boing......need..more..sugar..*dives in sugar pool*...woo hoo....SUGAR!!!!

2004-11-10 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Just don't lick too hard, you will push it against my eye!

2004-11-10 [bat_woman]: hey all

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: I'm Bat Man...oh wait....I'm just on a sugar high....

2004-11-10 [lostinspace]: SSSUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! sugar is my mistress

2004-11-10 [Megalodon]: I AM SUGARBOY!!!! lllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaa

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: im a cat, meow.

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: GRRRRRR....woof....

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *looks down shyly*...I mean purrr...meow

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: bleep

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: got any cat-nip?

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: yes

2004-11-11 [~The Drappa Varg~]: O.o

2004-11-11 [woundedsoul]: we have 2 more friends to play with, the girl who is paranoid of werewolves biting her toes and another pyro... we have rounded a few of them up here :D YAY

2004-11-11 [bat_woman]: helllo

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: PYRO BE ME!!! he he he

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: wow i missed alot

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: hiya

2004-11-11 [Marik Ishitar 211]: wot u doing

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: talking to u

2004-11-11 [Marik Ishitar 211]: this is kinda crap

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: wellcome to nut house no 1s here right now

2004-11-11 [Marik Ishitar 211]: aint it and plz come 2 my paper round pklz

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: is sorta like a chat room

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: i cant

2004-11-11 [Marik Ishitar 211]: y not im going cya

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: see ya

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: is the cat here today?

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: she's still sleeping up in the rafters....

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: u gonna wake her up?

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: I'll try...you know how cats like their sleep

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: try cat nip

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: says she been logged out for 21 hours

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: ohh no fair

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: so now what we gonna do??

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: did u close that book yesterday?

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: I tried....but it kept flying away....and making my wings run me into walls and now me nose is sore

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: so where is it now?

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: I'm not really sure,..but I got this feeling that it is watching us as we speak...

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: *siting with big net*waiting on the book flying past

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: where r u

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: *grabs crystals and places them around us*....*starts chanting spell*....."i cast this spell and I cast this spell well, May their dangerous persons evil wane and suffer, May their dangerous pages no longer utter, Words of curses toward another, I bind you book of black magic, Forever and a day, I bind you book of black magic, of your wicked way, So mote it be!

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: so where is it then?

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: look up...it's starting to come down

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: up yours

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: i hear a voice

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: thats not nice

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: its sez 'YOU ARE GAYHAHAHAHA'

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: *grabs book and tucks it away*.....ya,..Not nice at all!!

2004-11-11 [RedHorizon]: hey ppl

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: your not a very nice person

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: no im not. *brings out toy sword* prepare to die!! hahaha

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: hiya b.y

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: pulls out toy sheild&sword

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: you will die!! *stabs you and sword bends*

2004-11-11 [RedHorizon]: am i interrupting sumtin?

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: *opens hands and up pops fireballs*...I'm going to melt your toy.....come here you mere child

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: b.y your interrupting nothing

2004-11-11 [Morrigan {Ψ} Your Siren {Ψ}]: Hellooo

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: *drops sword, takes out pikestaff and chants spell and summons a wraith* bring it on..i yearn for mage combat!

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: hiya dark.a

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: we were binding the book and he comes in...I think he's trying to steal it...well,..you can't have it 'Night'...*magically disappears with book*

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: go get em arabellarose

2004-11-11 [RedHorizon]: ok gd

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: *sighs* i really dont get any mates do i? *drops stuff and it disappears* *sits down unhappily* no mates and no life...

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: **reappears as fire breathing flying dragon**......breathes flame at 'Night's' butt**....ha-ha your but is on fire

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: ill battle u night phoenixs

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: *jumps up and summons dragon myself, procedding to demolish half the nuthouse in the process* *pulls out sword and book, and stands out my dragons back* come on then...

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: OOOOOHHH....A guy fight....**sits down with bucket of sour skittles and starts watching**

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: *makes magic staff appear*

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: bring it on nobody dishoners my friends

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: **whispers in Doms ear**...here are my crystals....*and hands him a rose*

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: *laughs at the 'party trick' and makes dragon spew fire at D., fires a few Charter arrows and throughs a few wraiths and spells in for good measure*

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: *creates binding spell so the dragon cant move*

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: u and me now

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: *watches all the rest of the stuff batter D and make his legs get turned to effective charcol* ha! *suddenly looks around and faints*

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: *uses magic to heal my leg* thats better

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: *crumples to ground*

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: i think its over

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: *groans and blood trickles out of my mouth*

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: i won i think

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: don't be so sure....He's black magic and he has evil coursing through his veins

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: *blood trickles over to D*

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: DON'T LET IT TOUCH YOU!!!!!!

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: so ill keep my guard up

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: *dodges blood*

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: *falls still* *blood flow stops*

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: he healed

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: *does nothing - serious - absolutly nuthing*

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: *starts chanting spell*....I cast this spell and I cast this spell well, I call upon the elements present within me, To hold my thought and inspect my seeing, I call upon my great resolve, To catch this very evil being, Halt their wicked intentions so,My soul will see them flow and go, So mote it be!!

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: *dominoe starts chanting spell*

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: That should bind you 'Night'...

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: *turns into light and flows up into cat form* you little mother f--- *stares around* what? you just bound me you imbecile!

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: I wouldn't start name calling or I'll permanitly bind your mouth

2004-11-11 [Megalodon]: oh shut up and unbind me!

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: no...

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: your in trouble now

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: **shoves lollipop in Night's mouth**...You shut up!!

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: ha arabellarose can i borrow one of your crystals

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: sure..here ya go...*hands bag of crystals to Dom*

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: ill put night phoenixs in 1 of theses crystals so he cant hurt anyone or himself

2004-11-11 [RedHorizon]: great

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: yep

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: Good idea...I think he needs to become one with himself and the elements and learn good, white magic.....cause he will only wind up hurting himself in the long run....I feel better now,..How about you?

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: arabellarose how long will he be binded for

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: hopefully forever.....but if someone evil wants him free...then we can only pray

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: Hey Dom,...you can call me rose if ya want

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: *casts spell to place night in crystal using white magic*

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: okay

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: lets hope this phoenixs dosent rise from the ashs

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: oh yeah before i forget heres your crystals rose

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: Tell me about it....

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: Thank you...You can use them any time you want...

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: okay then where did u put that book?

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: it's right here in my bag...*reaches in and pulls out book*

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: ohh so that where it whent

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: When I cast the binding spell on it, it started to come down, so I grabbed it before any one else had the chance....couldn't take the risk of it landing in evil hands...

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: yeah i know

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: now that we conquered evil today,...what should we do next???

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: have cake

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: what kind??....I made an apple pie and a pumpkin pie.....I know it's not cake,..but, it still good

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: okay

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: *cuts slice*...here ya go....

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: thanxs

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: your welcome

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: yum

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: glad you like it...would you like a glass of milk?

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: yes please

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: *starts milking cow*.....hold on a sec.....*lifts up glass*...here ya go

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: thanxs i guess

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: where u get the cow?

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: I have a way of making thing appear outta no where...

2004-11-11 [arabellarose]: sometimes it's a gift,...and other times it's a curse

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: expeamles of it beeing a curse?

2004-11-11 [pitbull74]: when I'm in the grocery store thinking about how someones shirt doesn't match their pants and all of a sudden that person is butt ass naked

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: oops

2004-11-11 [pitbull74]: ya...nothing like that ever happens when Sean Connery is around the grocery store

2004-11-11 [dominoe]: u wish

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