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Everyone Is a little crazy.....
Its just who gets caught.
[woundedsoul] has Finally opened


THE NUTHOUSE!

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Many thanx to [dendrite.] for these images!!!!
This Is one of the most laid back 'Institutions' around, Visitors are actually incouraged at all weird hours of the night.


This is a place for all the

Gothics
People who survived Abortion
Depressed people
Insecure People
Crazy Nutcases
Fluent Gibberish speaking people
Students who are pissed at unfair government taxes and low benefits(Had to add that one)
Lonely people
Suicidal people
Spiritually enlightened people
Broken hearted people
People who can't decide which of their own ears they want to chew off first
Freaks (Especially you!!!)
Weirdos
People who just wanna chat about stuff

you get the clue right?



"An Institution for Nutcases - Run By Nutcases!!!!"


If you feel the need to throw yourself in for whatever reason,send [woundedsoul] or [dendrite.] a message with your username and title (occupation in the asylum- Either pick an empty one on the page or any suitably twisted one you can think up yourself) and I'll officially stick you up on the page as an *Majestic music can be heard in the background* OFFICIAL NUTCASE!!! Yay.

If you have any suggestions please let us know




OFFICIAL NUTCASES SO FAR


(People openly displaying a desire for the downfall of humanity or other anti-social behaviour)

GENERAL MANAGER: [woundedsoul]
Administrator *coughWithAHugeNosecough*:[imsdal]
The person near the window all day:[angelofdarkness]
The Bondage freak:[tyger]
The "slow" person:[Ocean Soul]
Has an invisible friend named Bosko:[DillySamma]
Weird person who lingers in doorways for too long:[blackrosesfall]
The person who Believes They are the Devil:[The Black Widow]
The Rocking back and foward in the corner Person:[there's a bluebird in my heart]
The Person Who can see dead people:[i dont use this account nemore]
Office Manager:[rebelfairy04]
The person with an odd need to lick everything:[*Tári Silmarwen Cúthalion*]
Goth:[PoisonedCherry]
The sleepless porn psycho:[not on here anymore]
The person who spends too much time in dark places:[NightKat]
Pyromaniac:[dendrite.]
The one who talks to themselves:[Hallow's Eve]
The Crazy Depressed Suicidal Freak that stares at the floor to much: [Love me. Hate Me. I'm still on UR mind.]
The Necrophilliac:[kjhhfyuuuf]
The Arsonist Postman (letterbombs are fun hehe):[DyingInside4]
The lonely Pyromaniac:[urbanbabe69]
The Nymphomaniac:[*// Candy Coated Bullets//*]
The Necromancer:[TheWrongGirl]
The Pyromaniac:[DarkAngel3]
The Friendly Homocidal Maniac:[-elv-]
Tasty exorcism conducting grave digger:[PettyDeath]
The person who somehow got a gun and strokes it affectionately:[loll]
The guy who was Raping Himself after going to war in his head then seeing an invisible little furball creature called "Mogeesh": [Treelo]
Silly little man that sits in the corner playing the bugle:[M.A.C]
The Pyrokinetic (Really hot coffee can be a lethal weapon): [pitbull74]
The person who was wrongly admitted: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
The visitor who won't leave:[Kitten Leath Feral]
The grave digger:[Distilled~Angel]
Fart flamer:[count flatula]
The person who is paranoid of everything "The dolls must NOT make eye contact! Stop talking about me! The cloak will get me! NOOOO!":[firefaerie333]
unctuous hypocrite prating of benevolence: [schmoo]
Slightly Nuts Phantom:[dominoe]
Pyromaniac:[Bruna]
the girl who is parinoid that people are out to get her and won't go to bed beacuse the bad doggy werewolf monsters will chew on her toes!:[Hefru_Maru]
The guy who loves films:[Jurassicparkfan2]
The evil lady that throws cheese at old people:[arabellarose]
Pyromaniac:[Night Phoenix]
The Bearded Lady:[EmJ Taylor]
Hyperactive Pyro and Suicidal Cutter:[_xxxPirate cnt]
The Person sitting in the back yelling at their pencil:[vampalette]
Person who spends all day trying to bite their own elbow:[icy blue cherry]
that guy that always wears black and sits in the corner watching everyone and waiting for someone to get just close enough before slitting their throats and screaming about evil food as he laughs maniacally and beats the dead body and anyone else that gets too close into a bloody pulp.:[Llevon]
schizophrenic with severe paranoia with homicidal tendencies towards other women:[RaineDrop]

Room Guard:
Room Guard:
The Drool wiper uperer:
The person obsessed with climbing everthing:
The person who TRULY BELIEVES they are superman:
The Pyromaniac:
The Cleptomaniac:
The Paedophile:
The Janitor with a strange Sentiment towards his mop:
The Creepy porno obsessed person:
Person who actually can bite their own elbow:
The Stinky person:
The person who Believes They are God:
Person with fetish for Baked beans:
The person who married *Insert inanimate object here*:




*These are just Titles and shouldn't hinder your actions in the Nuthouse.... Stand In a doorway for too long and I will slap you!*





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2004-11-05 [dominoe]: im not making people cry

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: suck an astronaut and be happy Dom

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: What? He didn't make me cry...I just want some sour skittles... I am well, lost. A bit tired though...so I need lots of sugar. ^_^ 

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: **holds out hand to Kat**...here are some sour skittles

2004-11-05 [lostinspace]: *dumps a big truck load of sour skittles in front of neko* here ya go

2004-11-05 [lostinspace]: sorry for accusing you D. Love ya lotsies

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: **that's where I found these...**still holding the ones in my hand**

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: ok much suger

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: oooooooooooo.....SOUR SKITTLES! *Takes sour skittles outta Momma's hand and puts it in my pocket then jumps into the pile of sour skittles* Ahhhh! My eyes!!!!!! *tears roll down from my cheeks as I shovel in the sour skittles*

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: *dominoe goes and climbs a tree*

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: my little Kat is oh so happy....that makes me happy....**jumps into pudding pool**

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: **looks up at Dom**....Why are you in that tree??...come down here

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: I can't see anymore....T_T

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: here's a licorious rope to pull yourself out....or at least to the top

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: *starts throwing water bombs at randompeople*

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: gotta go...bye!!!...be back later...**magically disappears**

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *grabs onto the rope as I climb up it lazily*

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: see ya

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: *throws water bomb at kat*

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: ..

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *the water cleans the sour skittle residue out of my eyes* Yey! Thanks dom! 

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: wellcome*throw bucket of water on kat*

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: o.o  I was already cold..meh, my shirt is white....*crosses my arms ovre my chest*

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: hee-hee

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: You did that on purpose! *pounces on you* 

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: if u cross your arms how r u holding on to the rope?

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: i know

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: erm....I am already out? ><? 

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Meh, I have to go now. Bye dom, take care.

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: bye-bye

2004-11-05 [RedHorizon]: looks like ur pretty lonely on here

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: yeah

2004-11-05 [RedHorizon]: oh man

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: wwhat?

2004-11-05 [RedHorizon]: nothing

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: why r u in here?

2004-11-05 [RedHorizon]: wat u dnt want me no more?

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: i dint say that

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: u said u wasnt coming here ever

2004-11-05 [RedHorizon]: yeah well,i dnt cme when im forced,bt i do when im not

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: okay then

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: **poke, poke**....ha-ha...I got a secret....

2004-11-05 [RedHorizon]: yeah....im kinda weird like that

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: what is it?

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: you should know what it is Dom...I told you already...here have an astronaut...**holds out hand**

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: kk

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: ....

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: safe

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: no your not...here have an astronaut

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: beat u

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: i got 10 of em

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: by a millisecond...**twirls finger in air**...whoopeeee

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: that not funny

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: here...have another astronaut and, and,...oh...just suck on that!!!

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: ok

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: **jumps in sugar pool and looks at the lonely pile of skittles**...where did everybody go??

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: here

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: here where?...it's just us...

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: i know

2004-11-05 [RedHorizon]: no,u r not alone

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: hiya

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: hiya....how ya doing???

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: i got a new pic in my house

2004-11-05 [lostinspace]: your lives are complete I'm back

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: hiya

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: the world just stopped....

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: i got a new pic in my house yay

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: you said that already....go check your messages

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: okay

2004-11-05 [lostinspace]: yes i know the world always stops for me im so important

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: **pounces on LIS**.....wanna lollipop??

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: huh?

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: I didn't forget about you Dom...here's yours

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: going to go check the mailbox...be right back...**magically disappears**

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: where she go?

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: **magically reappears**....I went to check the mail...or post...what do you call it where you live?

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: see you later

2004-11-05 [arabellarose]: okies bye

2004-11-06 [lostinspace]: D u there? arabellarose pounced me y you let that happen? thatnx for lollipoop

2004-11-08 [schmoo]: *rolls over in cell bed.. clutching box labelled 'sharp things'*

2004-11-08 [dominoe]: morning

2004-11-08 [RedHorizon]: wat do u ppl do here?

2004-11-08 [dominoe]: chat,roleplay,have a laugh

2004-11-08 [RedHorizon]: kool

2004-11-08 [dominoe]: i know

2004-11-08 [RedHorizon]: yeah......mabe

2004-11-08 [dominoe]: it fun when theres loads of peps

2004-11-08 [RedHorizon]: ok

2004-11-08 [dominoe]: kk

2004-11-08 [dominoe]: r there any nuts here

2004-11-08 [lostinspace]: plentyfullnessish

2004-11-08 [dominoe]: huh?

2004-11-08 [lostinspace]: lol i don't know just wrote it

2004-11-08 [dominoe]: okay

2004-11-08 [lostinspace]: heheheheh *pushes D in sugar pool*

2004-11-08 [dominoe]: weeee

2004-11-08 [lostinspace]: *screams and covers eyes* D's naked RUNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

2004-11-08 [Kitten Leath Feral]: 0.0

2004-11-08 [dominoe]: im not naked

2004-11-08 [lostinspace]: oh it must've been that clown that ran by then

2004-11-08 [dominoe]: maybe

2004-11-08 [lostinspace]: hi neko

2004-11-08 [dominoe]: hiya kitty

2004-11-08 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Hehe, Hiya lost, hiya Dom!

2004-11-08 [lostinspace]: hat neko. so hows everyone?

2004-11-08 [dominoe]: okay

2004-11-08 [Kitten Leath Feral]: I'm okay, thanks; and yourself?

2004-11-08 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Meh, I have to go now, talk to you all later.

2004-11-08 [lostinspace]: im good g2g bye

2004-11-09 [-elv-]: *little dance* La la la lalala. La la l-la la la. *stubs toe* MO-TH-ER-FUCK-ER..

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: hee-hee

2004-11-09 [pitbull74]: **magically appears in room**.........Hello everybody!!!!

2004-11-09 [pitbull74]: I lost my lollipop

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: elfwoods mean

2004-11-09 [pitbull74]: why,...what happened??

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: ..

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: had to take my pics down in my house

2004-11-09 [pitbull74]: who was it that told you that?

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: a lady from the elfwood council

2004-11-09 [pitbull74]: did she say why?

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: *starts crying*

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: cose i got em from the net

2004-11-09 [pitbull74]: **wraps arms around Dom**....It'll be ok.....

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: its not fair

2004-11-09 [pitbull74]: I know....go check your mail

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: kk

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: okay

2004-11-09 [pitbull74]: go take it off so you won't get in trouble...I'll take care of it from here

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: okay

2004-11-09 [pitbull74]: do you have any lollies???....I lost mine...**sighs**

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: nope ,did u finish the pic?

2004-11-09 [pitbull74]: I have it and I'm gonna draw it for you...When I am finished, I will send it to ya....

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: kk

2004-11-09 [pitbull74]: well, I gotta go for a little bit....gotta take magic car to get worked on

2004-11-09 [lostinspace]: wowliness bye bye momma elf. Hey D what's up hon?

2004-11-09 [pitbull74]: Bye LIS.....Bye Dom...**huggles to all**

2004-11-09 [lostinspace]: bye bye

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: bye

2004-11-09 [lostinspace]: how is oyu D, besides the whole pic thing

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: yeah

2004-11-09 [dominoe]: im surounded by darkness today

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *magically appears*....where are my lollies??

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: right here

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: *jumps in suger bowl*

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *takes them from you*....fanks

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: wellcome

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: what ya wanna do 2day?....think we should be good or get in trouble?

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: trouble today

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: we where good last time

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: ok....*breaks out dark magic book*....let's see what we can find in here...heh, heh

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: found anything good or should i say bad

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *flipping through the pages*....still looking.....wanna help look?

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: yeah

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: whats this do holly sh*t

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: what you find?????......lemme see!!!

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: this spell says it can warp reality

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: cool......*looks at you with a wicked smile*...wanna?

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: lets

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: woo hoo...where are the crystals?

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: *calls apon magic staff*

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: here we go

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: whoa.....hold on to something....this is gonna get wild

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: *starts to read spell aloud*

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *room starts shifting*

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: forces of darkness i call apon u defeat the light and bring chaos to all

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: from life to death and back again the wheel turns round and round From loss to joy and love to pain from hope to fear again from love to sacrifice's reward the balance here of light and dark, no more..will show our hearts the truth

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: my shoes r talking to me

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: whos the dead guy is he your friend?

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: ahh! ohh dead guy zombie run!

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: *reaches out to zombie dude*....pretty....wanna lollipop????....*jams it in his head*....run Dom....HURRY!!!!

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: where too?

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: i gotta read the small print in black magic books

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: **points straight ahead*...LOOK!! a big red door....let's go ther....*starts running toward door and road starts winding**......this is whacked!!

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: im 23 things out of that list above, can you guess which ones?

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: i know havent i seen this in a horror movie

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: sparky we did a bad thing

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: Did you read the fine print???

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: what happened ? who died ? where is the messiah!

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: nope

2004-11-10 [bat_woman]: hey

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: run for your life

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: we got out the black magic book and did a spell and now we are in this time warp thingy and...Watch out....flying coffee cups pouring coffee....run for cover!!!!

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: small prints for people who dont wanna sign away their lifes to a random company, no thanks.

2004-11-10 [bat_woman]: ok ok whats going on

2004-11-10 [hey if it feels good do it]: let me join

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: black magic mate

2004-11-10 [hey if it feels good do it]: let me join

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: okay

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: Look an umbrella...*opens it up and out jumps killer klowns**....AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: clowns run

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: i feel like randomly de combusting, but first i need to be on fire.

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: dont do that

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: I hate fukkin clowns....Oh shit....here they come.....*dives into a hole that spits me back out*....Dammit...

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: Crap...my pyrokinesis don't work here...*holds out hands and they turn into water fountains*....what now?

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: *runs in to living room and the chaseout by chair with knife

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: clowns are friendly people, they come to my door trying to get me to join there religion, or sometimes they sell me stuff... like knifes... pointy sharp knifes...

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: wheres that book!!

2004-11-10 [arabellarose]: Did anyone notice that we are runnig backwards on the ceiling??

2004-11-10 [dominoe]: not really

2004-11-10 [cuntface]: no, this one time, i thought i was driving backwards, but i was just facing the wrong way, silly me

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