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Everyone Is a little crazy.....
Its just who gets caught.
[woundedsoul] has Finally opened


THE NUTHOUSE!

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Many thanx to [dendrite.] for these images!!!!
This Is one of the most laid back 'Institutions' around, Visitors are actually incouraged at all weird hours of the night.


This is a place for all the

Gothics
People who survived Abortion
Depressed people
Insecure People
Crazy Nutcases
Fluent Gibberish speaking people
Students who are pissed at unfair government taxes and low benefits(Had to add that one)
Lonely people
Suicidal people
Spiritually enlightened people
Broken hearted people
People who can't decide which of their own ears they want to chew off first
Freaks (Especially you!!!)
Weirdos
People who just wanna chat about stuff

you get the clue right?



"An Institution for Nutcases - Run By Nutcases!!!!"


If you feel the need to throw yourself in for whatever reason,send [woundedsoul] or [dendrite.] a message with your username and title (occupation in the asylum- Either pick an empty one on the page or any suitably twisted one you can think up yourself) and I'll officially stick you up on the page as an *Majestic music can be heard in the background* OFFICIAL NUTCASE!!! Yay.

If you have any suggestions please let us know




OFFICIAL NUTCASES SO FAR


(People openly displaying a desire for the downfall of humanity or other anti-social behaviour)

GENERAL MANAGER: [woundedsoul]
Administrator *coughWithAHugeNosecough*:[imsdal]
The person near the window all day:[angelofdarkness]
The Bondage freak:[tyger]
The "slow" person:[Ocean Soul]
Has an invisible friend named Bosko:[DillySamma]
Weird person who lingers in doorways for too long:[blackrosesfall]
The person who Believes They are the Devil:[The Black Widow]
The Rocking back and foward in the corner Person:[there's a bluebird in my heart]
The Person Who can see dead people:[i dont use this account nemore]
Office Manager:[rebelfairy04]
The person with an odd need to lick everything:[*Tári Silmarwen Cúthalion*]
Goth:[PoisonedCherry]
The sleepless porn psycho:[not on here anymore]
The person who spends too much time in dark places:[NightKat]
Pyromaniac:[dendrite.]
The one who talks to themselves:[Hallow's Eve]
The Crazy Depressed Suicidal Freak that stares at the floor to much: [Love me. Hate Me. I'm still on UR mind.]
The Necrophilliac:[kjhhfyuuuf]
The Arsonist Postman (letterbombs are fun hehe):[DyingInside4]
The lonely Pyromaniac:[urbanbabe69]
The Nymphomaniac:[*// Candy Coated Bullets//*]
The Necromancer:[TheWrongGirl]
The Pyromaniac:[DarkAngel3]
The Friendly Homocidal Maniac:[-elv-]
Tasty exorcism conducting grave digger:[PettyDeath]
The person who somehow got a gun and strokes it affectionately:[loll]
The guy who was Raping Himself after going to war in his head then seeing an invisible little furball creature called "Mogeesh": [Treelo]
Silly little man that sits in the corner playing the bugle:[M.A.C]
The Pyrokinetic (Really hot coffee can be a lethal weapon): [pitbull74]
The person who was wrongly admitted: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
The visitor who won't leave:[Kitten Leath Feral]
The grave digger:[Distilled~Angel]
Fart flamer:[count flatula]
The person who is paranoid of everything "The dolls must NOT make eye contact! Stop talking about me! The cloak will get me! NOOOO!":[firefaerie333]
unctuous hypocrite prating of benevolence: [schmoo]
Slightly Nuts Phantom:[dominoe]
Pyromaniac:[Bruna]
the girl who is parinoid that people are out to get her and won't go to bed beacuse the bad doggy werewolf monsters will chew on her toes!:[Hefru_Maru]
The guy who loves films:[Jurassicparkfan2]
The evil lady that throws cheese at old people:[arabellarose]
Pyromaniac:[Night Phoenix]
The Bearded Lady:[EmJ Taylor]
Hyperactive Pyro and Suicidal Cutter:[_xxxPirate cnt]
The Person sitting in the back yelling at their pencil:[vampalette]
Person who spends all day trying to bite their own elbow:[icy blue cherry]
that guy that always wears black and sits in the corner watching everyone and waiting for someone to get just close enough before slitting their throats and screaming about evil food as he laughs maniacally and beats the dead body and anyone else that gets too close into a bloody pulp.:[Llevon]
schizophrenic with severe paranoia with homicidal tendencies towards other women:[RaineDrop]

Room Guard:
Room Guard:
The Drool wiper uperer:
The person obsessed with climbing everthing:
The person who TRULY BELIEVES they are superman:
The Pyromaniac:
The Cleptomaniac:
The Paedophile:
The Janitor with a strange Sentiment towards his mop:
The Creepy porno obsessed person:
Person who actually can bite their own elbow:
The Stinky person:
The person who Believes They are God:
Person with fetish for Baked beans:
The person who married *Insert inanimate object here*:




*These are just Titles and shouldn't hinder your actions in the Nuthouse.... Stand In a doorway for too long and I will slap you!*





Username (or number or email):

Password:

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: *he gets up "im ok" swolows a handfull of surger "we need kool aid yayayayay the blue kind ayayayayayayay and the suger and the sweentess and the glass with the ice and what not ayayayayayayay*

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: mmmm..kool-aid.....we're gonna need water...hey, I got an idea....put the kool-aid in the pool with the sugar and add water and we can swim in the kool-aid......

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: *yay jumps in swimming around kool-aid pool now we need to make a jello pool that would be cool and a pudding pool*

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: **drags out two extra pools and gets them ready**

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: yay we can jump form one to the other

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: cool....kool-aid, pudding, and jello....yummy,..a dream come true

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: *grabes a can of whip cream and begins to spray momma with it hahahahahahahahah hits himself in the eye by mistake "damn it"

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: LMAO>>>>ha-ha....**licks whip cream off of can**...yummy

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: *wips his eye* momma why are girls mean?

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: I don't know...but I do know that they can really suck at times and are very mean when they want to be....why?

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: "girls are mean to me" *rest his head on her should"but you is nice you get my hyper"

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: I'm always nice...there is no reason to be mean to any one.....at least that's what I think...

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: yay i gotz to go for now momma *hugs* i will missa you see you tomorrow u will be online tomorrow ?

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: yeah I will be here tomorrow....**super big huggles**...take care

2004-11-02 [Kayin~li]: otay i see you tomorrow

2004-11-02 [pitbull74]: okies...bye-bye

2004-11-03 [dominoe]: hiya

2004-11-03 [pitbull74]: hello Dom...where ya been?.....you missed out on the fun yesterday

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: i know

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: where ya been?

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: here there every where

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: I have a whole pocket full of lollipops...all different colors, but you can't have the black ones...those are for [Kayin~li], ok...you can have all the other ones...**extends out hand with lollipops**

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: black please

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: ok...but you gotta keep it a secret...go to my house and I will tell you why

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: your profile?

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: no...I just sent it in a message....shhhh, it's secret

2004-11-04 [RedHorizon]: y am i here?i dnt consider myself as a nutter

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: me ether but its fun

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: say hi to mamma elf

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: you shouldn't sneak up on people...it's not nice...but since your here, would you like a lollipop??

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: we have lots of fun here...we swim in kool-aid filled pools and eat our weight in sugar and jump in jello pools...

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: sounds fun

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: where did sneaky pants go??

2004-11-04 [RedHorizon]: oh great,sounds like bliss!(not)no offence

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: i asked her to stay could u ask her please

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: there you are...

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: wellcome back

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: please stay...we might unleash a dragon today...but if we do,..ya gotta keep it a secret...cause last time...it caught stuff on fire

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: yeah it did it was fun

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: everybody tried to blame it on [schmoo].....heh,heh.....**in soft voice**...we better be careful of whose listening

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: they did?

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: yeah,...but everybody that did was crazy..I mean nuts,..I mean,..ya know what I mean...

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: could u mail my friend and ask her to come back

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: yeah...hold on

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: okay

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: i just sent her a message and offered her some lollipops...but not the 'you know what's'

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: okay

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: she just sent me a message and said...'hahaha..no way'.....now I'm all sad...**puts down head and pouts**

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: im still asking

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: me too

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: hope she dose come back

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: she keeps telling me no.....**pouts**....**decides to stick three lollipops in my mouth**

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: i dont understand she says it offence

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: i know...I promosied her that we wouldn't let anyone caller her a nutter and that I would pounce on anyone that did...and I offered her lollipops and she still said no...**shrugs shoulders**...go figure!!

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: i cant

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: **jumps in sugar pool** weeeeeeee.....look at me!!!!!

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: **looks up from pool with sugar on face**...this is gonna be a good day!!

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: that looks fun* jumps in too*

2004-11-04 [lostinspace]: ok I'm here

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: get in the pool....want a lollipop????

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: cool

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: say hiya to mamma elf

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: hiya L-I-S....want a lollipop?....oooooohhh...loook...the pudding pool...**jumps in and slips on butt**...that was fun....I'm gonna do it again....wheeeeee!!!

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: hee-hee

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: oooooooooooohhhh!!!!....jello.....what fun, what fun....heh,heh

2004-11-04 [SaNiTY™]: *Skips happily into view of other people*

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: **looking serious**...Does anyone have any whipped cream???

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: nope

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!! more people to play with!!!

2004-11-04 [lostinspace]: yay lollipops. hi momma elf. pudding pool? kool

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: freakmistress u made it

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: ***SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS***....I want some whipped cream!!!!!

2004-11-04 [SaNiTY™]: *Sits down on the ground all bored like*

2004-11-04 [SaNiTY™]: That I did....

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: whats wrong?

2004-11-04 [SaNiTY™]: *Shrugs* Nothing....

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: **dives back into sugar pool**....**pops up with sugar on face**.....hiya everybody!!

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: r u sure nothings wrong/

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: **to [SaNiTY™]**...I have lollipops...want one??...**holds out hand**

2004-11-04 [SaNiTY™]: *Lights MOMMA ELF's Hair on fire and then becomes invisible to the eye*

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: bounce on jelly

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: hee-hee

2004-11-04 [SaNiTY™]: *Moves around bumping into random people*

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: **dives into kool-aid pool and put out flames**....that was funny....heh,heh!!

2004-11-04 [lostinspace]: ooooo sugar pool *hands momma elf tub of whipped cream*  are you ok mistress

2004-11-04 [SaNiTY™]: *Becomes visible again and sits down on the floor*

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: start thworing water bombs at random people

2004-11-04 [lostinspace]: hey now do't thin i won't do it *fills grenade launcher with water balloons*

2004-11-04 [SaNiTY™]: *Pulls out a lighter and lights it up, running her fingers through the flame*

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: thanks for the whipped cream....**holds out hand to 'tfm'**...would you like a lollipop??

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: i want a lollipop

2004-11-04 [SaNiTY™]: *Looks to MOMMA ELF* Not Particularly....

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: here ya go...do you think 'mistress' wants one

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: *hides*

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: fine...what would you like then??

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: .......

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: .

2004-11-04 [SaNiTY™]: *Looks again to M.E.* I'm really not in the mood for much of anything right now...

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: would you like to talk about it??

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: *throws water bomb at freakmistress*

2004-11-04 [SaNiTY™]: *Is hit by the water bomb but still sits there unphased* I don't talk...about anything on my mind...*A Mysterious wind blows over me*

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: **jumps in front of 'mistress'**...ha-ha..you missed her

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: shoot missed

2004-11-04 [SaNiTY™]: *Gets up and walks to a tree that seemed to appear out of no-where and she climbs it*

2004-11-04 [lostinspace]: fires grenade water balloon at D

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: *follows freakmistress up the tree*

2004-11-04 [lostinspace]: I have alot of problems that i never wanted to talk about cause some i was embarrased and some i thought the other person wouldn't believe me or understand, it was hard for me, so if yo wanna talk to someone i m here mistress

2004-11-04 [SaNiTY™]: *Snaps her finger and dissappears without a trace*

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: ouch

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: I wanna climb too...**starts climbing and tree disappears...falls on butt**...ouch...hey, not funny!!

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: yes it is

2004-11-04 [lostinspace]: who fell what when where who how? huh?. D didn't you fall too, you were up there?

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: **dives back into sugar pool**...yeah I know it is.....where did 'mistress' go??...I'm sorry she's sad...wish there was something that I could do to make her smile....

2004-11-04 [lostinspace]: me too,i like to make people smile but it makes me sad when people are sad cause i used to be like that not that she's like that cause i don't know but anyway  *follows momma in to pool*

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: im somewhere where i dont knowwhere i am

2004-11-04 [lostinspace]: maybe you went with mistress

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: mAyBe

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: hey 'mistress' can you make the tree re-appear for a minute please....

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: help

2004-11-04 [lostinspace]: ummm i fshe don't com eback in a few minutes, i look in magic book and make it reappear

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: **throws out licorious rope**...here, catch this....

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: okay hurry

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: hey theres lollys in here

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: bring 'em back with ya

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: okay

2004-11-04 [lostinspace]: g2g to class be back in a lil bit

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: *climbs up using rope*

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: whew!!! that was close...I thought you were a gonner....**grabs lollipops** gimme please...fankyou...**mumbled talk because of lollis in mouth**

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: im back

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: i got black ones

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: astro.....I mean yaaaay......gimme....

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: i have to go in 20mins

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: ok....I gotta go soon to.....

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: so where is everyone?

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: 'lost' had to leave...BYE-BYE 'LOST'.....misses you****as we throw suckers at you****....that's so you can find your way back...just follow the trail

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: okay

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: so where was you when you were in the tree and it went bye-bye???

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: near the top

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: ooooohhhhh!!!!...top good....did ya see lots of stuff??....

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: yeah why/

2004-11-04 [pitbull74]: message me and tell me all about it...I gotta go...it's that thing called "work" calling my name....**sticks up middle finger at work**.....**huggles Dom**...will talk later...bye-bye

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: bye-bye

2004-11-04 [RedHorizon]: well no offence but this place is really weird

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: coool

2004-11-04 [RedHorizon]: wats coool??

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: so u did come

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: a bit late everyones gone

2004-11-04 [RedHorizon]: well.........i didnt want 2,but i had 2 c wat it was like,and oh well

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: okay

2004-11-04 [dominoe]: bye

2004-11-04 [RedHorizon]: bai

2004-11-04 [lostinspace]: I'm back

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: kk

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: aaaaaauuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: what do u mean?

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: I'm very pissed off and I want to put a knife through the chest of my soon to be ex

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: **screams at the top of my lungs**

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *growls slightly* What did he do?

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: he's trying to come between me and my boyfriend and he found out that we both are on E.T. and decided to get on himself and try to cause trouble....thankfully it's not working...but it really pisses me off that he would be so immature

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: wow

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: he found out that I was moving to Florida and it really pissed him off

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: ohh

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: *jumps in suger bowl*

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: I could report him to the E.T. guards and have him banned....but that would be stooping to his level and I really don't want to do that...stoop to his level, that is

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: **jumps in after Dom**.....I'll worry about it later....**buries face in sugar**

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: r u coming kat_neko

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: I have lollipops.....and Dom there is a relation quest change for ya....

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Erm, how big is the sugar bowl? 

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: huh? where?

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: You can just call me kat, dom.

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: kk

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: **looks up from sugar pool**....it's big enough for everybody Kat....jump in....

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: *dives into the sugar bowl surfacing between dom and Momma* I have sugar in my eye.. T_T

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: don't feel bad....I have sugar up my nose

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: *hee-hee*

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: What are you laughing at???...**shoves Doms head in the sugar**...laugh at that...heh, heh!!

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Momma...were you snorting sugar?

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: no but u where

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: ...

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: **suspiciously looks up with sugar under nose**....no, why? did someone say I was??

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: hee-hee

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: **shoves Dom's head in sugar again**

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Noo.....*points at Dom* NO One told me!

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!...LOLLIPOPS............GEMME

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: **takes lollis away from Dom**....tattle tailer...**sticks out tongue**

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: i dint do anything

2004-11-05 [lostinspace]: hello me back

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: I want sour skittles...

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: **pulls LIS into sugar pool**...HELLO......here's your lollis back Dom...and some for Kat

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: nope

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: **looks in pocket**...here ya go...sour skittles

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: .....*lip quivers* B-but I want sour skittles...

2004-11-05 [lostinspace]: yeah sugar pool. hey neko

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: wouldnt eat em from in that pokect

2004-11-05 [Kitten Leath Feral]: Hiya hiya lost! *huggles* How are you?

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: **tackles Dom**...Look,..now you made her cry...

2004-11-05 [dominoe]: i dint

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: **wipes sugar from Doms face**...ok,..I'm sorry

2004-11-05 [lostinspace]: heya neko im good u? *hugs back*    D you amking people cry? BAd llama bad

2004-11-05 [pitbull74]: here...have an astronaut

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