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Last author: Mortified Penguin
Owner: SAHS

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To see the rules, visit Rhyming Insult Rules. To sign up for a fight, visit the Insult Arena.

Remember: YOU MUST BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH AT LEAST THREE WORDS RHYMING WITH THE LAST WORD IN YOUR PHRASE. For examples, take a look at the Archived Rhyming Fights.

Voting results from last round: [cobi] - 2; [Mortified Penguin] - 3. See Archived Fights for more details.

The Rhyming Insult Arena

Arena Minion [SAHS] stomps into the arena. "Cover your ears and avert your eyes, denizens! Hail the triumphant return of [Mortified Penguin] and [cobi] to this here stage!"

The Minion's mood dictates that [cobi] will begin.

[cobi] Amazing how they let retards as you compete in a battle of intellect.
[Mortified Penguin] This will be another grievous performance by you, I suspect.
So far, you've shown me you are quite a pitiable opponent.
[cobi] you're incapable of rhyming, your brain's missing that component.
oh well, what can you expect from one born and raised in puss?
[Mortified Penguin] Fuck you. Bitch.

Voting

Please include your name along with your vote (ex: [SAHS] votes for [BadCat]).

1. [Mortified Penguin] votes for [Mortified Penguin]
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Back to the Insult Arena.

2007-06-23 [The Maestro]: I'd actually like to sign up for one of these again, but I work all freakin' day.

2007-06-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Motha' *****'... I'll take you on again...

2007-06-24 [cobi]: ok. let the fight begin - go right on and give it your best.

2007-06-24 [The Maestro]: o.O Wait, what?! Did I just get volunteered for the next round?? O.o

2007-06-25 [Estantia]: no, cobi and mortified penguin...

2007-06-28 [Estantia]: this is much better than last time...

2007-07-03 [The Maestro]: Well, yeah, they know what they're doing.

2007-07-06 [Mortified Penguin]: ...I demand different voters... some that don't know either of us...

2007-07-06 [Estantia]: hey! I vote neutrally! if your insults aren't better than cobi's then I vote for him, simple as...

2007-07-06 [Mortified Penguin]: Suuure...

2007-07-06 [Estantia]: honestly...

2007-07-07 [SAHS]: Ain't enough voters to go around for that request, Penguin....

2007-07-07 [Mortified Penguin]: ...*eats ramen*...

2009-12-12 [cobi]: what's up? where is that dude? did he chiken out?

2009-12-12 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm still thinking! Give me time, darn it!

2009-12-14 [cobi]: you've benn thinking for a few months now - come on!

2009-12-15 [Mortified Penguin]: This is a very delicate process! ...if I make a single mistake now, the entire match will be ruined! ...*proceeds to think for 4 more months*...

2010-01-04 [cobi]: in that case - i quit. if you can not duel properly, it's just not fun. find yourself a different sucker to waste his time. sorry.

2010-01-04 [Mortified Penguin]: ...hey! I am still thinking, dang it! Have some patience!

2016-07-10 [Mortified Penguin]: STOP RUSHING ME!!

2020-11-28 [Mortified Penguin]: *still thinking*

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