This is a page for stupid moments from Horizon and Ra that happen randomly. Trust us...there are many.

While Horizon was putting on her sexy dominatrix boots)
(Horizon) OW! I kicked me own finger!
(her mom) How??
(btw, I was wearing acrylic nails...and it hurts when you hit them. I still have a bruise, dangit!)

(Horizon's mom) This has been a long, exhausting Monday.
(Horizon) *laughs* It's not Monday!
(Horizon's mom) *looks at the calandar* Yeah...it is.


(we were walking in the park when this guy out of nowhere started calling Ra 'April', we don't know why, but he did. a couple days later we were talking about it, and this happened)
(Horizon) What did that guy call you?
(Ra) I don't know
(H) Ohh, Sonya!
(Ra) No, April!
(H) Ohh...but I was close....they both have an a!
(Ra) Ohh, and let me guess, they're both 5 letters long too, huh?
(H) Yeah
(Ra rolls her eyes)

(Ra) You do know how to spell cat, don't you?
(H) Yeah, I learned how to in the 5th grade! NO! Wait!

(Horizon) Ooh, we should get canadian bacon!
(Ra) Yeah. And bacon.
(Horizon) Yeah! Bacon and canadian ba...wait a minute!
(Ra) *laughs at her*

(early morning of 6/4)
(Ra) Are you tired?
(Horizon) No, but I'm yawning.

(Horizon) Is it Whataburger that has square buns...O.o no...pattis?
(Ra) Their buns? lol
(H) No, their buns...no!

(Ra) What are you doing?
(Horizon) Cutting a pizza...piano...pauperazzi...
(Ra) ...A pepper? lol

(We had just gone shopping for a lot of junk food for that night cause we were "hungry", and someone isn't smart enough to remember what we did in the last 20 minutes.)
(Horizon) I'm hungry.
(her dad) Good.
(H) Does that mean we are gonna go out to eat? Oh!

(Ra was giving someone the link to her wiki, when Horizon asked this)
(H) Why is the link blue until you pink on it?

(We were at Pizza Hut and we had just gotten our pizza)
(Server lady) Enjoy your pizza!
(Horizon) Thanks, you too!

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