2008-07-31 [Imperator]: Um... Why have you stolen the secret location of the We Are All Idiots Committee?

2008-07-31 [windowframe]: That's what he does.

2008-07-31 [Imperator]: How evil... Luckily this was just a sham secret location! The real secret location of the committee is in an even more secret location!

2008-07-31 [Sagacious Turkey]: What?!

2008-07-31 [windowframe]: What? O.o

2008-08-02 [Imperator]: Not so sagacious anymore, are you?! Muwahaha!!

2008-08-02 [windowframe]: No, no, you fool. You were supposed to say "What?" too.

2008-08-02 [Imperator]: No, your "what" was out of place. He was expressing surprise at the revelation I revealed. Foo'. But we could try this again later...

2008-08-02 [windowframe]: It doesn't matter, he initiated the sacred chain of 'what?' which transcends all other conversational rules. And you broke it. Fool.

2008-08-03 [Imperator]: I was not aware of any chain. If I was, I would have yanked yours......... Get it? Get it?! Yank your chain? Ha! That was the second coolest pun ever!

2008-08-05 [Sagacious Turkey]: Dare I ask the first?

2008-08-05 [Imperator]: Sure, it was where I explained the difference between amount and number by saying amount is the glob of cheese in one hand and number is the cubes of cheese in the other hand. Then the person was like "Oh! Okay." And I'm like "sometimes cheesy examples help." :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D !!!

2008-08-05 [Sagacious Turkey]: Yes... I do recall seeing that one wfay...

2008-08-05 [Imperator]: Isn't it great? ISN'T IT?!!

2008-08-06 [Sagacious Turkey]: Y- yes?! .........where's my money?!

2008-08-07 [Imperator]: That is none of your concern...

2008-08-07 [Sagacious Turkey]: Oh... okay then...

2008-08-07 [Imperator]: )-:<

2008-08-07 [Sagacious Turkey]: That tiny man has no ears! Call a doctor!

2008-08-07 [Imperator]: He didn't pick up! What do we do?!

2008-08-07 [Sagacious Turkey]: We wait, my son... we wait.

2008-08-07 [Imperator]: You're my father? But I'm going out with your younger sister so...

2008-08-07 [Sagacious Turkey]: And I guess I probably shouldn't be going out with your sister either...

2008-08-08 [Imperator]: I don't have a sister. I have a brother so that means... You're gay!

2008-08-10 [Sagacious Turkey]: Then that means I must not have a wife, but a husband instead! In which case... you were never born! And if you were never born, then this conversation never happened, which would mean I was never gay! Ha! Take that.

2008-08-10 [Imperator]: Actually, you hired someone and used artificial insemination to concieve me. Although I managed get around that one, it feels like a hollow victory... I have two dads! *cries*

2008-08-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: I recall now that I artificially inseminated two different women! ...one gave birth to you... the other gave birth to... your long lost twin sister, Leia! Meaning that you do have a sister... which means I'm not gay! ...It does, unfortunately mean that I'm incestuous...

2008-08-11 [Imperator]: Leia? That means that I get to duel you and chop off your robotic hand and then personally burn your body after I decide that a cremation in the Death Star is too kind.

2008-08-16 [Sagacious Turkey]: Sweet! Well, let's get this over with... *whips out his 12 inch "lightsaber"*

2008-08-16 [Imperator]: *Chops "lightsaber" off at the base*

2008-08-16 [Sagacious Turkey]: The pain! The unnecessary pain!

2008-08-16 [Imperator]: That's what you get for dating my sister!

2008-08-16 [Sagacious Turkey]: Why, son?! Why?! *death star explodes*

2008-08-16 [Imperator]: Because you're a horrible father! *goes to Rebel party to celebrate*

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: Oh yeah? Well... diabetes runs in the family! Take that! *dies*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: Luckily for me I used the parts from your life support suit to build a testing machine thingy that doesn't require me to prick my finger to get a measurement! Ha! *machine short-circuits and my blood sugar spikes* *dies*

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: Good thing I had two sons in case on of them died... *points at your mysterious, unheard of brother in the corner*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: *Boba Fett crashes through a window and assassinates the mysterious brother*

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: Nooo! That was Jimmy, the last Jedi!

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: Shut up! You're dead! *kicks body*

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: *body catches on fire and burns*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: That's convenient, I didn't even have to waste expensive gasoline to get it to catch!

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: *comes back as a blue ghost!*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: *paints walls blue so I can't tell when you haunt me*

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: *makes noises that sound like traffic every time you try to sleep*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: *Pretends to live on a busy street so it doesn't bother me*

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: *explodes, sending ghostly matter all over the place*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: *Sleeps through it by pretending it is a car bomb explosion*

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: *is nothing now*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: Just like the inside of your head! Ooooooo! BURN!

2008-08-17 [Sagacious Turkey]: *is still nothing*

2008-08-17 [moira hawthorne]: *sits back and eats popcorn*

2008-08-17 [Imperator]: *Guffaws at "nothing"*