2008-08-05 [Sagacious Turkey]: Yes... I do recall seeing that one wfay...

2008-08-05 [Imperator]: Isn't it great? ISN'T IT?!!

2008-08-06 [Sagacious Turkey]: Y- yes?! .........where's my money?!

2008-08-07 [Imperator]: That is none of your concern...

2008-08-07 [Sagacious Turkey]: Oh... okay then...

2008-08-07 [Imperator]: )-:<

2008-08-07 [Sagacious Turkey]: That tiny man has no ears! Call a doctor!

2008-08-07 [Imperator]: He didn't pick up! What do we do?!

2008-08-07 [Sagacious Turkey]: We wait, my son... we wait.

2008-08-07 [Imperator]: You're my father? But I'm going out with your younger sister so...

2008-08-07 [Sagacious Turkey]: And I guess I probably shouldn't be going out with your sister either...

2008-08-08 [Imperator]: I don't have a sister. I have a brother so that means... You're gay!

2008-08-10 [Sagacious Turkey]: Then that means I must not have a wife, but a husband instead! In which case... you were never born! And if you were never born, then this conversation never happened, which would mean I was never gay! Ha! Take that.

2008-08-10 [Imperator]: Actually, you hired someone and used artificial insemination to concieve me. Although I managed get around that one, it feels like a hollow victory... I have two dads! *cries*

2008-08-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: I recall now that I artificially inseminated two different women! ...one gave birth to you... the other gave birth to... your long lost twin sister, Leia! Meaning that you do have a sister... which means I'm not gay! ...It does, unfortunately mean that I'm incestuous...

2008-08-11 [Imperator]: Leia? That means that I get to duel you and chop off your robotic hand and then personally burn your body after I decide that a cremation in the Death Star is too kind.

2008-08-16 [Sagacious Turkey]: Sweet! Well, let's get this over with... *whips out his 12 inch "lightsaber"*

2008-08-16 [Imperator]: *Chops "lightsaber" off at the base*

2008-08-16 [Sagacious Turkey]: The pain! The unnecessary pain!

2008-08-16 [Imperator]: That's what you get for dating my sister!

2008-08-16 [Sagacious Turkey]: Why, son?! Why?! *death star explodes*