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Welcome to the Academy!



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By [Elegy - gone], for the ET Academy Drawing Contest


The Elftown Academy is a place where ordinary Elftowners volunteered to teach and instruct other Elftowners on certain subjects that can be found in regular schools. Although classes have ended, the classrooms and their materials are still here! Enjoy browsing through lessons made by other Elftowners about Biology, History, Math, and many other subjects.



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Managed by the Professors of Tutorials and Lessons.


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New classes will not be added here, but rather at Tutorials and Lessons.
View the requirements at Tutorials and Lessons Submissions.


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2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: *nods* i have them aswell, but i also have the scottish ones aswell. im more used to them afterall

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: true true *smiles*

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: lol thank god for them and spark student notes, they got me through all my exams lol

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: same here with me spider diagrams

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: oh they just confuse me lol, i have to write it all out and lists and stuff

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: I find it hard to remember everthing that I need to know, so I find it easier tobreak it up into smaller chunks

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: you a mathy/sciency type person?

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: Yep sad to admit it but yeah

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: lol no its not, its probably just the way your mind works, i cant do numbers and science to save myself but my things like english and so on i can connect with really easily

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: Probally, well I can whip through algebra and other math stuff in seconds, and I finish anything to do with science in a few minutes.

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: see id find that impossible, takes me ages to do what my teachers call "simple equations" but i excelled in my year with my essays and poetry and stuff

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: I find writing essays easy, but when it comes to storys I am totally crap

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: its easy when you have like a set guide to follow, like evaluating books you do it in parts and so on and bring it to a conclusion, but i know a lot of math type people who just want to cry when they are told to write a short story lol

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: like my friend Mhairi lol, she nearly cried when she was told there is a creative folio required for adv engligh and she dropped it

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: I can write mathematical storys, but otherwise I am a complete failiure

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: lmao, fair enough

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: thanx

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: i wasnt laughing at you, i was trying to picture the story and it kinda cracked me up, had visions of mr pyth agorus and his friend triggy nomitry (im sad yes i know)

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: haha I love trig and his theorm

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: *shudders* well he certainly dont like me lol

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: Its easy enough once you have remembered all the formulae and how to rearrange them

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: .....all that just wnet "woosh!!" over my head there, i can do pythagorus and kinda do trig, its calculus that kills me every time

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: whats calculus

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: i think that includes stuff like differentiation...or intergration, not entirley sure *this pobably being the reason why i failed it*

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: In other words graphs

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: no idea lol, think it is. but theres something else in it, hang on ill look it up on bitesize

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: ok

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/education/bitesize/higher/maths/calculus/index.shtml thats it, and also logarithms cant do the equations for them

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: We did something similar to that but it had a different name and I can't remember it

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: *shrugs* maybe its just the scottish school term for it

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: probally

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: meh why cant we all just call it the same thing, its bloody confusing

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: I agree it is bloody confusing

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: stupid SQA *kicks* they even make our exams harer apparently (im being told this over msn)

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: Soz, thats probally true

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: bugger that im going to england dor my last exams then

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: Thats fine with me but where will you stay in england. have you got any family in england?

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: uhm...i kinda have my on-off bf/ best friend i could stay with, his family loves me lol

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: that would be fun

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: yup. lol i just asked him on msn "can i come live with you?" and he said "sure why the hell not, everyone else practically lives here, why not have someone we like"

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: so are you?

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: meh i wish, i have too many courses to do here and my university post is here. damit wish i could though

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: oh wot a shame

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: yup...hmm screw my courses lol i wanna go see him

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: well go and see him if thats wot u wany

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: ho hum...maybe i will go next holiday...september weekend or something

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: yeah thats just as good

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: yup, and ill jsut not bother to come back lol

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: that isn't right lol

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: dam ^_-

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: don't try and pull one over me ^_^

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: bugger lol too smart for me

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: nah you're probally smarter than me, but I'm not that dumb

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: lol i seriously doubt that. lol obviously

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: lol

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: [Delladreing] would you like to join The Elftown Revolutionairies?

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: would but im part of the stop the revolution lol id be shot for being a spy if i was in both

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: ok. But it is only a certain few that are targeting the guard and other people I am protesting about why cows should be slaughtered and made into beef burgers

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: ooh right. well that sounds interesting, ill give it a look then

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: its mainly for protests and to be heard by people

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: cool *looks at page*

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: so would you like to join

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: uhm yea sure

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: cool, also go to Revolution Town and choose a job

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: ok will do tomorrow when im awake lol

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: ok night

2004-08-29 [Delladreing]: oh yay job! thanks! *hugs* g'night *goes to bed befoer she collapses*

2004-08-29 [Firenze]: night

2004-08-31 [Sunrose]: i've seen there is a new badge for teachers? elftown badges...

2004-08-31 [Tyrana]: Is there? ^_^ That's neat... I'll have to look... I haven't gotten one yet :(... Then again, I've only been teaching for a few weeks...

2004-08-31 [font]: Some times they take a while to get around to putting new badges up - but if you havent already add you name to ETA Staff it makes it a heck of a lot easier for the council staff to check our staff in one place to see if that person has a badge or not.

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: [font] if you want I will notify the higher ups about teachers and professors without badges in their house

2004-08-31 [Tyrana]: ^_^... That would be very helpful... No hurry, but if you were planning to anyway... heehee

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: Yeah I will send a message to them to put a teachers badge on your house [Tyrana]

2004-08-31 [font]: [All_Most PUNK] is the one to talk to - he does the Prof and teachers list in the hall of fame

2004-08-31 [Tyrana]: Ah ^_^... Yeah, you don't have to go through any trouble, I don't want to inconvenience you in any way... I usually just wait patiently ^_^... It comes eventually...

2004-08-31 [font]: heh it will at that - but we were told to keep a list of teachers and professors - and Im getting around to doing that now

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: I thought [Anonymous] did the badges

2004-08-31 [font]: He does but he checks the hall of fame lists, i believe

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: ok

2004-08-31 [font]: Though i could be wrong - heh - [Anonymous] is a great guy and most friendly so he might be the best bet

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: I agree and he is very helpful, if you need any help

2004-08-31 [font]: indeedy

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: so true

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: So how are you [font] on this fine day?

2004-08-31 [font]: I really can't complain - working on help needs redoing again... but apart from that Im being lazy. What about you?

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: I am very happy and I am updating and finishing off a couple of my wiki's this is including Chemistry and messaging one of my co-professors to move his arse and update his part of Chemistry, thats about it.

2004-08-31 [font]: mmm fun and exciting stuff - which reminds me i should really do some work in my department :S heh

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: Yep fun fun fun, lol :), I think your department is ok at the moment

2004-08-31 [font]: Could do with a few more classes though

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: Yeah, *smiles* I can't help you there, I am not studying anything like that for A-Levels, I am studying English Literature, Mathematics, Biology and Chemistry

2004-08-31 [font]: mmm pretty good subjects :) Especially English lit :)

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: I know and I need all of them for the University course I want to study

2004-08-31 [font]: yikes - what course is it?

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: Forensic Science

2004-08-31 [font]: oooh nice - good degree

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: I know, I would prefer to go into the pathology side of Forensics though

2004-08-31 [font]: mmm well either way im sure it will be both interesting and rewarding

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: yep and very good money as well

2004-08-31 [font]: i bet

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: £40 000 plus a year

2004-08-31 [font]: mmm that is quite a lot - then i wish you luck :)

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: Thanks by the way, you have been voted in as an important person in Elftown by The Elftown Revolutionairies so if anybody really annoys you just let us know who and we will have a word with them

2004-08-31 [font]: Hmm thank you :)

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: Don't worry, we're not a bunch of Assholes, and thats ok ^-^

2004-08-31 [font]: :)

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: ^-^

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: Hello??

2004-08-31 [font]: Hello :P

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: I have almost finished my wiki's, how about you?

2004-08-31 [font]: Heh - well i never seem to get finished - im now working on a new wiki Festivals always have something to keep me busy

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: coolio, I will go and check it out

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: Its cool, and looks like a lot of fun

2004-08-31 [font]: MMM maybe though yet again another wiki place that will take a lot of work

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: Well like I said last night if you need any help just message me

2004-08-31 [font]: Well this time I would like help - mainly cuase this is my own starting project so you can help if you want - just tell me what bit youd like to help with :)

2004-08-31 [Firenze]: Any of it, I'm not bothered

2004-08-31 [font]: Well when festivals come around i was thinking of doing celebration pages - with art and stuff so it would be good to have people help organise that

2004-09-01 [Firenze]: Well if you want I will start organising Christmas page for you, oh by the way you haven't got the pagan/wicca festivals on Festivals

2004-09-01 [Delladreing]: oh want me to do that just now then? seen as how im the teacher of that subject lol

2004-09-01 [Firenze]: Ask [font], I thought seen as we are putting up normal holidays why not add the pagan ones as well

2004-09-01 [Delladreing]: makes sense, ill ask them just now then

2004-09-01 [Delladreing]: or wait for them to click back on here lol

2004-09-01 [Firenze]: oh right

2004-09-01 [font]: Yip to both of you - any help at all is a treat - i just like admining things heh so maybe we should get together and sort out whos doing what and then you guys can look for more staff to help you's out

2004-09-01 [Delladreing]: yea sure. *thumbs up* ill do whatever lol

2004-09-01 [Firenze]: Yep Sure

2004-09-01 [font]: mmm ill set up a staff page so we can discuss what will happen next and so on

2004-09-01 [font]: OK i set up Festival Meetings we can go there to talk about the Future of Festivals

2004-09-01 [Delladreing]: ok good good

2004-09-01 [Firenze]: gud gud

2004-09-03 [NightmarishEnd]: dum dum dum....students?

2004-09-03 [Firenze]: ????

2004-09-04 [-shadowflame-]: i

2004-09-04 [Doormat]: ...?

2004-09-04 [Sheona]: Congrats on becoming a student ^_^

2004-09-05 [Sunrose]: Question: The rule is one professor per category, but co-professors are allowed?

2004-09-05 [Sunrose]: And....anyone interested in learning English? ^^

2004-09-05 [Threnody]: If the professor agrees there can be a co-professor

2004-09-05 [Sunrose]: Ok!

2004-09-05 [Firenze]: ^-^ Hello???

2004-09-05 [Sunrose]: elluuuw!

2004-09-05 [Firenze]: Hi, Howz u?

2004-09-05 [Sunrose]: I'm fine thank u! How r u?

2004-09-05 [Firenze]: I am fine *smiles* and what r u up 2 on this fine day?

2004-09-05 [Sunrose]: I am currently just hanging around...what about you?

2004-09-05 [Firenze]: Same here, but I am updating some of my numerous wiki's and going through all my English notes before I go back to school tomorrow to start my As's

2004-09-06 [windowframe]: wuw *snap* ^^ sorry...had to say.

2004-09-07 [Anonymous]: This wiki looks better than in past times. Well done all :)

2004-09-07 [dumbledorelittle]: Everyone, check out the new teacher in the music wiki

2004-09-07 [Dragonite]: Hey guys pleas go to my class in history, Fantasy History, I'm th pro.

2004-09-08 [True, plain and simple]: There is no official banner for this page..Hmm..Why did no one bug me about this? :O! -adds to TO-DO list-

2004-09-08 [Doormat]: do we need one ;D

2004-09-08 [True, plain and simple]: Yes. ;)

2004-09-08 [Doormat]: isn't the big owl enough :o

2004-09-08 [True, plain and simple]: Yes..But it is an official page, because it's so uberly cool and the like, that it needs a banner too. ;)

2004-09-08 [Doormat]: uberly cool! Preposterous! learning can't be fun! :D

2004-09-08 [True, plain and simple]: Hmm..I didn't consider that. But still! ;)

2004-09-08 [Doormat]: I shall await the banner...and if it isn't uberly cooler....then....then...then...well just imagine ;D

2004-09-08 [Dragonite]: uh, anyone here me?

2004-09-08 [Macek]: People around? =P

2004-09-08 [Firenze]: Hello, ^-^

2004-09-08 [Macek]: Aw, boredom... =|

2004-09-08 [font]: Remember all staff we put announcements etc up in ETA Admin Feel free to walk on in and voice your opinions about ETA

2004-09-09 [Dragonite]: How od I get the badges part in my house so I can put my proffesors badge

2004-09-09 [Vëaneron]: It does'nt work that way, you'll get your badge don't worry

2004-09-09 [font]: Add your details to ETA Staff

2004-09-09 [Sunrose]: Go to Teachers and see if you are in the list of teachers. If not post a comment saying you are a teacher (of whatever course you are teacher) and the workers there will put you on the list and then you can be given a badge (because then they know you are a teacher...it is hard to keep track of new teachers if they're not on the list).

2004-09-09 [Delladreing]: my name needs to be added there i think, i couldnt see it but maybe im just blind, ive just started teaching the [pagan-class@] all i need is my name added

2004-09-09 [Firenze]: Have you checked

2004-09-09 [Dragonite]: thanks for the help

2004-09-10 [Sir Soapy]: I want to be a spelling teacher!

2004-09-10 [font]: You can add your name to the unlisted staff page - each week ill send this list to All_most Punk so he can update teachers or Professors 

2004-09-10 [font]: [Sir Soapy] Talk to [Lozzenger2] - he does literature which is as close as youll get to spelling

2004-09-10 [Doormat]: errr...not to be mean or anything, but since i've seen Soapy's insult arena match, i don't think he can spell :P

2004-09-10 [Sunrose]: Spelling of what language? Because we do have an English Classroom.

2004-09-10 [Threnody]: Yay an English Classroom :-) That's nice I love English so I'd better go take a look then

2004-09-10 [Sunrose]: wh00t! :D

2004-09-11 [Sir Soapy]: it's called "redneck"

2004-09-11 [Sir Soapy]: me an' garfield spelled dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane in class, along with one other stupid kid...

2004-09-11 [Sir Soapy]: I can also spell, antidisestablishmentarianism

2004-09-11 [Sir Soapy]: and floccinaucinihilipilification

2004-09-11 [Sir Soapy]: and pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

2004-09-11 [Sunrose]: ooooooookay!

2004-09-11 [Sir Soapy]: AND pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

2004-09-11 [Sir Soapy]: need I say more?

2004-09-11 [Sunrose]: nope..

2004-09-11 [Sir Soapy]: I know some 52 letter words...

2004-09-11 [Sunrose]: and is it useful knowledge?

2004-09-11 [Sir Soapy]: i don know... it's fun to know I can outspell everyone here...

2004-09-11 [Tyrana]: Quadrilateral. Yep. You're impressed, I know >_<...

2004-09-11 [Sagacious Turkey]: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch - a village in whales baby!!! mwa ha ha ha ha!!!

2004-09-11 [Dil*]: ........

2004-09-11 [Firenze]: Weirdo

2004-09-11 [Dragonite]: uh.....i bet you none of you can spell IT only i can so shut your yappers jk

2004-09-11 [Firenze]: IT (information technology)

2004-09-11 [Tyrana]: Heehee ^_^... I like the word 'teapot'... I dunno... it's fun to say... It's all in the front of your mouth... Teapot...

2004-09-11 [Tyrana]: *Didn't get enough sleep last night*

2004-09-11 [Dil*]: haha, information technology? a hard word to spell....that's a laugh.

2004-09-11 [Firenze]: Its easy enough

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