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2007-01-08 [Aki Neko]: this poem was originated by[lost_in_blood_]
you say your falling apart
reached the end of the line
just looking for a place
in an ordinary life
no one calls you friend
no one even knows your name
you just want to bo loved
instead of all the pain
you no longer have to say
no one listens anyway
come here and cry on my shoulder
i'll hold you til its over
i'll rescue you tonight
let my arms be your shelter
your hiding place forever
i'll love you more than life

2007-01-13 [Aki Neko]:
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2007-01-17 [Aki Neko]:
I want to change the world
kaze wo kakenukete nanimo osorezu ni
ima yuuki to egao no KAKERA daite
Change my mind
jounetsu tayasazu ni takanaru mirai e
te wo nobaseba kagayakeru hazu sa
It's wonderland

hai-iro no sora no kanata nanika oite kita
kimi wa mayoi nagara
sagashi-tsudzukeru
kimi no kokoro furuete'ta asu no mienai yo
nanimo shinjirarezu mimi wo fusagu
kimi ni deaeta toki hontou no ibasho mitsuketa
nanigenai yasashisa ga koko ni atte
bokura mezameru

I want to change the world
nido to mayowanai kimi to iru mirai
katachi doreba doko made mo toberu sa
Change my mind
jounetsu tayasazu ni shiranai ashita e
tsubasa hiroge hanabatakeru hazu sa
It's wonderland

bokura wa onaji sekai wo oyogi-tsudzukete'ru
tagai no negai e todoku hi made
minna onaji fuan kakaete sasaeaeru yo
tachidomaru shunkan ni mitsumete'ru
kono basho ni iru

I want to change the world
kono te hanasazu ni mimamoru hitomi wo
uketometara nandatte dekiru hazu
Change my mind
hitori ni sasenai minna koko ni iru
donna koto mo tsukinukete ikou
It's wonderland

I want to change the world
kaze wo kakenukete nanimo osorezu ni
ima yuuki to egao no KAKERA daite
Change my mind
jounetsu tayasazu ni takanaru mirai e
te wo nobaseba kagayakeru hazu sa
It's wonderland

2007-01-20 [Aki Neko]: Untitled
by: Simple Plan
I open my eyes
I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light
I can't remember how
I can't remember why
I'm lying here tonight

And I can't stand the pain
And I can't make it go away
No I can't stand the pain

Chorus:
How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

Everybody's screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I'm slipping off the edge
I'm hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again

So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can't explain what happened
And I can't erase the things that I've done
No I can't

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me?

2007-01-23 [Aki Neko]:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


2007-01-25 [XxTsomexX]: weeeeeeeeeeeeee

2007-01-25 [Aki Neko]: iv just got cool randome stuff on here, cuz i dont have any romm on my page. this is all totally cool stuff. so put any thing you think is cool up here.

2007-01-25 [Aki Neko]:

1.) When your clothing shows your fav anime.
2.) You call your dog Shinji.
3.) You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling "Spirit Bomb!"
4.) Your house has an anime room.
5.) You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy.
6.) You get an anime tattoo. even though you're scared of needles.
7.) Your walls are covered in wallscrolls and posters from your favorite series.
8.) you use the term 'Kawaii' to describe everything.
9.) You try to convince your girlfriend/boyfriend that 'cat ears' and 'a tail' really looks good on them.
10.) You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speak Japanese...
11.) You have legally changed your name to that of your favorite charcter.
12.) You wear a necklace and fall down everytime someone says "sit boy".
13.) You insist on having an entrance that includes spotlights, music, and raining cherry blossoms (while you hold a rose if you're a guy).
14.) You play an instrument and you nick name it Inuyasha
15.) For valinetines day you buy a stuffed dog and make up your own japanese name for it
16.) If you get mad at your teacher and draw a picture of her as a anime demon cat.
17.) You always have your hair covering your left eye and always fliping it so you look like a anime character.
18.) You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news.
19.) You shave a cresent moon onto your cats head, dye the cat purple, then take it to school and insist it's Luna, your talking cat.
20.) You go around town trying to eat donuts and act all crazy-like, all the while saying you're Vash the Stampede.
21.) To resolve a conflict, you insist in a duel.
22.) The employees at Gamestop know you, and tell you when you walk in if they've gotten a new shipment of anime DVDs.
23.) You waste countless amounts of hair gel to get that "Goku look"
24.) You believe it is possible for a person to be severly beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive.
25.) You have a moment of confusion whenever you go to school because there are no girls in those tiny little skirts that come with their school uniform
26.) You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your boyfriend.
27.) You tell your parents you need to stay out past curfew to save the colonies.
28.) Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!"
29.) You add "no da" to the end of all statements you make
30.) The majority of your CDs are Japanese or the English version of a Japanese soundtrack or the English soundtrack of an anime that just decided that it would use English in its songs.
31.) You misplace your manga and someone at school you don't even know gives it to you saying they knew it was yours.
32.) You incorporate Japanese, somehow, into every class.
33.) You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, and hentai.
34.) You try to read every book from right to left
35.) You take a break from watching anime to go to your computer (nicknamed Lord Conti) to download anime (for previewing purposes only! ;) ), while visiting your favorite anime forum, while listening to Japanese webradio...
36.)You call your parents Oka-san and Otou-san
37.)You'll risk grounding to get a good new fanfic.
38.)You insist on chopsticks for everyday use.
39.) Your bookshelf is filled with anime boxed sets and no books
40.)You stop listening to the radio because english makes no sense to you anymore and it's your first spoken language
41.) You call yourself "otaku."
42.) All of your family portraits have been altered to the proper super large eye size.
43.) Your dreams are animated.
44.) You hold your eyes really wide all day trying to make them stay big
45.) You run out of space on your computer because the hard drive is taken up by hundreds of anime pics, mp3s, midis, and music videos.
46.) You spend all night trying to figure out how many people you can get to go in with you on buying the complete collection of Sailor Moon episodes in Japanese.
47.) You spend your whole spring break working on an anime webpage.
48.) You expect to see a teardrop over someone's head when they get embarressed.
49.) You start to speak with an odd accent.
50.) You can watch two animes in the same room at the same time and still have the TV off.
51.) You know your favorite character's bloodtype.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to anime.

2007-01-25 [Erubeus]: These lyrics were found by [Erubeus] XD
I know, I'm awesome ^^
Fullmetal Alchemist - Brothers Lyrics
Prosti myenia, mladshij brat!
Ia tak pryed toboj vinovat.
Puytatjsia vyernutj nyeljzia
Togo, chto vziala
zyemlia.

Kto znayet zakon Buytiya,
Pomog buy
mnye najti otvyet
Zhyestoko oshibsia ia:
Ot smyerti
lyekarstva nyet.

* Milaia mama! Nyezhnaia!
Muy
tak lyeiubili tyebia.
No vsye nashi siluy
Potrachyenuy
buyli zria.

Tyebia soblaznilia
Pryekrasnoy
nadyezhdoy
Vyernutj nash syemyeynuyy ochag.
Moy brat,
ia vo vsyom vinovat.

Nye plachj, nye pyechaljsia,
starshiy brat!
Ne tuy odin vinovat.
Doroga u nas
odna,
Iskupim vinu do dna.

Mnye nye v chyem
tebia upryeknutj.
Iia nye obizhyen nichutj.
Tiazhyek,
nash grekh
Khotyetj buytj siljnyee vsyekh.

*
Refrão

Iasam soblaznilcia
Pryekrasnoy
nadyezhdoy
Vyernutj nash syemyeynuyy ochag.
Iasam vo
vsyom vinovat.

No chto zhye nam dyelatj, kak
buytj?
Kak vsyo ispravitj, zabuyitj?
Puytatjcia
vernytj neljzia,
Togo, chto vziala zyemlia.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Rewrite Lyrics
Kishin da omoi o hakidashitai no wa
Sonzai no shoumei ga ta
ni nai kara
Tsukan da hazu no boku no mirai wa
"songen" to "jiyuu" de nujun shiteru yo
Yugan da zazou o
keshi saritai no wa
Jibun no genkai o soko ni miru kara
Jiishiki kajou no boku no mado ni wa
Kyonen no karendaa
hidzuke ga nai yo

Keshite riraito shite
Kudaranai chou gensou
Wasurarenu sonzai kan o
Kishikaisei
Riraito shite
Imi no nai mousou mo
Kimi o nasu dendouryoku
Zenshin zenrei o kure yo

Mebaete ta kanjou kitte kuyan de
Shosen tada bonyou
shitte naite
Kusatta kokoro o
Usugitanai uso o

Keshite riraito shite
Kudaranai chou gensou
Wasurarenu sonzai kan o
Kishikaisei
Riraito shite
Imi no nai mousou mo
Kimi o nasu dendouryoku
Zenshin
zenrei o kure yo

Fullmetal Alchemist - Lost Heaven Lyrics
Woah! kasaneawa seta yume wo idaite hateshinai rakuen he
Woah! nakusu mono sae mitsukaranai kakenuketa harukana
michi
nani hitotsu utagau koto mo shira nakatta ne

We’ll say goodbye, lost Heaven.
How we longed for
Heaven.
We’re letting go of something we never had.
Time goes so fast, Heaven is lost.

te wo nobashi
tsukanda yume ha sotto kuzure yuku suna no shiro
tada
tachitsukushiteta wakaremichi hohoemi wo nokoshite
kiete
itta kimi ga egaku rakuen he to

We’ll say goodbye,
lost Heaven.
How we longed for Heaven.
We’re letting
go of something we never had.
Time goes so fast, Heaven is
lost.

hitotsu ni narenai ukanda hoshikuzu hitotsu no
shuuen ni akai hanataba wo

kakedashita shisen no saki
ga shinkirou de mo
We’ll say goodbye, lost Heaven.

We’ll say goodbye, lost Heaven.
How we longed for
Heaven.
We’re letting go of something we never had.
Time goes so fast, Heaven!

We’ll say goodbye, lost
Heaven.
How we longed for Heaven.
We’re letting go of
something we never had.
Time goes so fast, Heaven is
lost.

I wish you good luck. I still remember every
day.
We'll say goodbye, lost Heaven.
How we
longed for Heaven.
We're letting go of something we
never had.
Time goes so fast, Heaven is lost.

I wish you good luck. I still remember every day.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Ready Steady Go Lyrics
Ready steady can't hold me back
Ready steady give me
good luck
Ready steady never look back
Let's get
started ready steady go

Fukitonde yuku fukei korugaru
you ni mae e
Kurushi magure demo hyouteki wa mou
minogasanai

Ate ni naranai chizu yakute shimaeba ii
sa
Uzumoreta shinjitsu kono tenohira de tsukami torou

Muchuu de (hayaku) kake nukete kita
Urusai kurai ni
harisake sou na kodou no takanari
Hibite (yonde) iru kimi
no koe
Koko de tachidomaru you na jikan wa nai sa
Ready steady go

Kazoe kirenai kizu kakae konde ite
mo
Chotto yasotto ja tamashi made wa ubawasenai
Ano
oka no mukou de kimi ni deaeta nara
Nani kara hana sou
sonna koto bakari omou yo

Muchuu de (hayaku) kake
nukete kita
Urusai kurai ni harisake sou na kodou no
takanari
Hibite (yonde) iru kimi no koe
Koko de
tachidomaru you na jikan wa nai sa
Ready steady go

Ready steady can't hold me back
Ready steady give me
good luck
Ready steady never look back
Let's get
started ready steady go

Kokoro wa (hashiru) ano sora
no shita
Karamawari suru kimochi ga sakebi dasu no o
tomerarenai
Kimi made (todoke) kitto ato sukoshi
Atsuku hizashi ga terasu kono michi no mukou
Ready steady
go
Please. trust me.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Undo Lyrics
Tooku Tooku Omoi hatenaku
Futari ga Mujaki ni waratteta
Ano koro ni modoreru nara...

Konagona ni
kudaketa
GLASS-zaiku no you na
Omoide no kakera wo
atsumeteru
Daiji na mono wa itsudatte
Nakushite kara
kizuku yo

Kimi ga inai sekai wa
Maru de JIGSAW
PUZZLE
Eien ni kaketa mama mikansei
Dare ni mo kimi no
kawari nante
Nareru hazu wa nai kara

Dou ka Dou
ka Jikan wo tomete
Kimi no omokage wo kono mune ni
kizandekure
Moshi mo Moshi mo Yurusareru nara
Subete
wo gisei ni shite mo ii
Ano egao wo mou ichido...

Genjitsu to iu kusari ni
Bokutachi wa tsunagarete
Yumemiru koto sae mo kanawazu ni
Soredemo
sagashi-tsuzuketeru
Yami wo terasu hikari wo

Tooku Tooku Omoi hatenaku
Futari ga Mujaki ni waratteta
ano koro e
Dou ka Dou ka Jikan wo tomete
Kimi no
omokage wo kono mune ni kizandekure
Moshi mo Moshi mo
Yurusareru nara
Subete wo gisei ni shite mo ii
Ano
egao wo mou ichido...

Fullmetal Alchemist - Kesenai Tsumi (tradução) Lyrics
Eu ti vejo em meus olhos, então eu acordo.
Apenas isso
deveria me satisfazer, mas...
Como sou muito imaturo,
continuo cometendo o mesmo erro.
Quão forte eu deverei me
tornwer, para que ninguém sofra.
Começo a acreditar que ser
impulsivo, é uma fraqueza.
Esconder o pesar que nunca irá
sanar.
Os dois mantém o caminho, porque não podem mais
voltar.
Seus corações bem lá no fundo, ainda dóem pelo
pecado inapagável.

2007-02-01 [Aki Neko]: tanky! put more cool stuff on here!

2007-02-04 [Aki Neko]: ....

2007-02-04 [Aki Neko]: aki and friends
BEWARE!!!!GILMOUR IS AN INTERNET CYBER PERV!!!BEWARE!!!!!!I KNOW!!
1.base ball
2.pink/orange
3.anime role models: kenchin, senoska, ED, shessamu,
4.kensin
pokemon
digimon
inuyasha
fruits basket
zach bell
azumanga dioh
fushugi yugi
dream saga
wolves rain
fullmetal achelmest ED IS MY SESEI!!!
shaman king
 ect
5.pizza
if u must know ask me
join[friends welcome]
My name means autumn
this websight is creepy http://www.peteranswers.com/

http://www.youtube.com/?v=snQ4MLd6Sty
if you like inuyasha:
http://quizilla.com/cgi-bim/result/result.pl
1 I_0\/3 I_33+
If this doesn't touch u.....you're heartless
One night a guy & a girl were
driving home from the movies. The
boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she
pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/245907
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/243796
metal gear AWSOME!!!!!!!!!
“ Human kind can not gain any thing without first giving something in return
To obtain something of equal value must be lost
This is alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange “
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/297383
full numa alchemist(For those dumasses out there like jake fma and if you still dont know what that means ask somenoe else
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/294524
YES YES YES!!! THIS IS ALMOST AS FUNNY AS METAL GEAR AWSOME!!!!!man im stoned!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/323352
A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against raciasim.]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRRaTzkowcI
i work for this compony!! yay!!
FOAMY THE SQIRREL RULUS!!!
Neurotically Yours: Episode # 052: SQUIRREL SONGS
___________________________________

Foamy: Attention All! I am here today to sing for my supper and collect money for the almight chruch of Foamy! What I'm doing here today, everyone, is taking donations, to build, the grandest monument to the LORD and master, me. And, of course, I ain't expecting you to give me money for free, so, what i'm going to do, is entertain you-with-song. (Choir tone) So here we go!
("Squirelly Wrath"-- Subtitled)
Squirrelly Wrath
I will kill you all
Nothing you can do about it
I will kill you all
Nothing you can do about it
Squirrelly Wrath
Squirrelly Wrath
Squirrelly Wrath
You’re all gonna die
You’re all gonna die
Squirrelly Wrath
Squirrelly Wrath
All right, fine, probably not the best song to pick, but, you cheap Bastards! Oh, oh, oh, I see; you Bastard probably didn't like the message, huh? Squirelly wrath, huh? Well fuck you, allright? How about this one? This one's better, Huh? Huh?
("I am the LORD and master")
I’m The Lord & Master
I’m the lord & master
All of you are bastards
Worship me
Or I’ll stab your eyes ‘till you bleed
I’m the lord & master
..That's me, you son of a bitch. Now give me Money. Money! Money, money... (Hums) Yee-ahh.
Cheap bastards.
All right. This next song, I wrote, because.. I am the Squirrel! Now shut up and listen, ya fuckin' bastards!
("I'm a squirrel")
And So I’m A Squirrel
And so I’m, a squirrel
And you’re not, how pathetic you are
So I’m, a squirrel
And you’re not, you’re just human, how pathetic you are
You don’t have a fluffy tail
You don’t have squirrelly wrath
You just build to destroy
While I collect some nuts
And you all suck
..Oh, come ON!! That one had a message to it! A MESSAGE! You know? That, like, you people just blow up stuff, just, for no reason? And all squirrels have to do is collect NUTS? Be more nature-like, Maaaaan! Respect the trees, respect them all! And respect me! Ugh. You know what? Tommorow, I'll come back with a full band, maybe it would impress you if I had the whole 8th street band, like Bruce Springsteen! Go pay $80 to go see him at Madison square garden, but you won't pay me a nickle?
Aww! Yeah, cross the street so you won't have to deal with me!
(End)
Hope you get hit by a fuckin' bus!
Copyright: Jonathan Ian Mathers: 2004.
www.illwillpress.com
you like that? come to this websight
http://www.friendsoffoamy.com/
ALL MIGHTY FOAMY!!!!!!!
This is ssssssssoooooooooo SAD:
My name is Sarah
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am three,
Tonight my daddy
MURDERED ME.
put this on your page if your aginst child abuse
Guy: I saw her today.
[Girl:] I saw him today.
Guy: It seems like it's been forever.
[Girl:] I wonder if he still cares.
Guy: She looks better than before.
[Girl:] I couldn't help staring at him.
Guy: I asked her how things were going.
[Girl:] I asked about his new girlfriend.
Guy: I'd choose her over any girl I'm with.
[Girl:] He's probably really happy now.
Guy: I couldn't look at her without starting to cry.
[Girl:] He couldn't even look at me.
Guy: I told her I missed her.
[Girl:] He doesn't miss me.
Guy: I meant it.
[Girl:] He didn't mean it.
Guy: I love her.
[Girl:] He loves his new girlfriend.
Guy: I held her for the last time.
[Girl:] He gave me a friendly hug.
Guy: Then I went home and cried.
[Girl:] Then I went home and cried.
Guy: I lost her.
[Girl:] I love him.
READ THIS!
***********Month One
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
************Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
*********Month Three
You know what mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
***********Month Four
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
**********Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's an abortion
**********Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
**********Month Seven
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never
see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
This is SO messed up
Guy: "Can we right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, you have a girl friend, who happens to be my friend..."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someonethat I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.
5 minutes pass.......
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girls 's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me?"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl . Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop playing hard to get". Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes... Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you."He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.
2 months later...
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints. The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I did you, I'll kill you." The girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose....... Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's messed up" Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any loser who does this."

 i am so retarted...^-^
gohst of you.....
MCR
I never said I'd lie and wait forever
If I died, we'd be together
I can't always just forget her
But she could try
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see
You are
Never coming home
Never coming home
Could I? Should I?
And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever ever...
Ever...
Get the feeling that you're never
All alone and I remember now
At the top of my lungs in my arms she dies
She dies
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see
You are
Never coming home
Never coming home
Could I? should I?
And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me
Never coming home
Never coming home
Could I? Should I?
And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me
For all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me
If I fall
If I fall (down)
At the end of the world
Or the last thing I see
You are
Never coming home
Never coming home
Never coming home
Never coming home
And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me
Never coming home
Never coming home
Could I? Should I?
And all the wounds that are ever gonna scar me
For all the ghosts that are never gonna...
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.
When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.
When an honest girl says, "Ill love you forever,"
she means it.
When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.
When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more than that

this poem was originated by[lost_in_blood_]
you say your falling apart
reached the end of the line
just looking for a place
in an ordinary life
no one calls you friend
no one even knows your name
you just want to bo loved
instead of all the pain
you no longer have to say
no one listens anyway
come here and cry on my shoulder
i'll hold you til its over
i'll rescue you tonight
let my arms be your shelter
your hiding place forever
i'll love you more than life
Clicky............[#]

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this is almost my intire page. i put it up here so i can put more stuff on my house. like it while it lasts.














2007-02-04 [Aki Neko]:


Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding!", "What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Panic!AtTheDisco!!!!!

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2007-02-10 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4062/slogoya2.gif?y=100>
FMA FINALLY!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-10 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8424/humaculossymbolea3.gif?y=100>

2007-02-27 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://www.geocities.com/stoker1439/hdl/sdvash.gif> vash and kuro neko chibis!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-27 [XxTsomexX]: awww!

2007-02-27 [Aki Neko]: yay!! new member!!!

2007-02-28 [Iruvielle]: yay!!! randomness!!!!! LOL

2007-02-28 [Aki Neko]: yes. that is what i am. put stuff up here that you think is cool.(links, lyrics, poems, sprites, ect....)

2007-02-28 [Izeiza]: OMG. Wow, that IS RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

2007-02-28 [Aki Neko]: just put wierd things on here!

2007-02-28 [Izeiza]: YAY!!!!! XDXDXD

2007-03-01 [Aki Neko]:

<img://www.narutocentral.com/gallery/gifs/Emoticons/naruto/naruto_victoire.gif>

~*~Naruto Obsessers~*~

<img://www.narutocentral.com/gallery/gifs/Emoticons/naruto/naruto_zzz.gif>

try highliting them and see what happens!

2007-03-01 [XxTsomexX]: woooo!

2007-03-01 [Aki Neko]: yay!!! put cool stuff on here!

2007-03-01 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/147605_1160175962.jpg>
cute!!!

2007-03-01 [Izeiza]: AW! So cute!

2007-03-05 [Aki Neko]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQpf2FMSPws
naruto tortilla boy

2007-03-05 [Aki Neko]: [92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your
ass off.
]

2007-03-05 [Aki Neko]: [READ THIS
"difference between FAKE ASS friends and REAL friends
]


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Never ask for food.


[REAL FRIENDS:] are the reason you have no food.


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Call your parents Mr/Mrs


[REAL FRIENDS:] Call your parents DAD/MOM


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.


[REAL FRIENDS:] Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] never seen you cry.


[REAL FRIENDS:] cry with you


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.


[REAL FRIENDS:] keep your shit so long they forget its yours.


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] know a few things about you.


[REAL FRIENDS:] Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.


[REAL FRIENDS:] Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Would knock on your front door.


[REAL FRIENDS:] Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Are for awhile.


[REAL FRIENDS:] Are for life.


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.


[REAL FRIENDS:] Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.


[REAL FRIENDS:] Will knock them the fuck out


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Would ignore this

[REAL FRIENDS:] Will repost this.

2007-03-07 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://www.naruto-france.net/images/fans-art2/gaara0bn.jpg>

2007-03-07 [XxTsomexX]: ZOMG!

2007-03-07 [Aki Neko]: ^^

2007-03-07 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c113/Ivy-kun/14x2wzk.gif>

2007-03-07 [XxTsomexX]: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

2007-03-07 [Aki Neko]: hes dancing!!

2007-03-07 [XxTsomexX]: so cute! ^^

2007-03-07 [Aki Neko]: ^^ put somthing cool on here! like a link or somthing!

2007-03-07 [XxTsomexX]: ??

2007-03-07 [XxTsomexX]: oh ^^

2007-03-07 [Aki Neko]: ^^

2007-03-07 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://www.videogamecentral.com/screenshots/psp/psumfinfanac7.jpg>

<img:http://www.shimmerwing.com/Images/Cosplay/kadajref.jpg>

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2007-03-09 [Aki Neko]: [98% of teens say the words "I Love You" Without meaning it...if you are a part of that other 2% put this on Your house.]

2007-03-09 [Aki Neko]: Neurotically Yours: Episode # 040: THE OWNER

(Foamy and Pilz-E pop up over the chair and look down)
Foamy: You see, this here is my owner. Right? This is Germaine. She's like one of those werid little goth, punk things with the, you know, with the phycological problems. You know some times she think she's a witch or some crap and, you know, and she thinks she's got these like spooky powers and that you know, I don't know, something about poetry and writing a lot and no one apprectats her, you know, that kinda of crap.
Pilz-E: Aw geez this is the thing with the person and, and they give you the food with the things every and and else you know, you know with the-the-the-the, with cheeese.(Woody Allen type noise)
Foamy: Yea.. I guess sometimes she brings me food, ah... she seems to have a problem with getting me to the bagel shop though, but other than that I can kinda tolerate her, as humans go..
Pilz-E: Oh yeah the things and the humans and those humans are always picking their nose or something (Pilz-E picks and flicks booger, lands on Germaine's butt) and then then then then (race car noises) whoa whoa..
(Germanie wakes up looks at booger then around the room eyes and eyebrows moving)
Foamy: Dude are you like still on medication or something?
Pilz-E: Well the the doctor said I should take the medication and then stay on medication and stuff like that because sometimes I see things I see things and everything and and and things go all spooky body and stuff (werid noses)
Foamy: Dude your like fucking blasted man. What are you taking?
Pilz-E: Well they give me like 7 pills and 12 pills and I think a 132 pills and most of them are purple and have the letter EEEEEEEs on them. I don't know what that means but I just I I take them anyway.
Foamy: Dude.. your, your a fucking pill popper man! your, your, your part of the pill culture,!! get off the pills man!!! (pause) So basically um, this-this this is the end of the tour. You know, you-you seen my room, which was pretty cool, you saw my super flying time machine(cutoff)
Pilz-E: Yeah that was cool when we went back in time with the thing and saw Hitler and he said "Hi" (nazi salute) and everything and we shot him (shows gun quickly) in the head, that was nice (Germaine"s eyes stopped moving)
Foamy: uh.. Yeah was great, that never happened, ok?
Pilz-E: Uh I-I have a question with the thing here with the lady thing with the thing were the eyes all bugging out and everything then then then then then shes sleeps with eyes open, why is that? Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what happened? Did somebody steal her eyelids?
Foamy: No, Nobody stole her eyelids she just kinda sleeps with her eyes open, you know how like people who are paranoid sleep with their eyes open. (pause)
Pilz-E: Hi (to Germaine)
Foamy: I don't think she can see us. I thinks its more of a catatonic kinda thing. Where shes like awake but not awake.
Pilz-E: Oh, oh, kin-kind-kinda like the president right?
(pause)
Foamy: ..ight, I'm leaving you here, you can talk to like the owner or something. I can't deal with you anymore man. I-I'll get you on your down time or some shit. This is just fucking unbearible.(Foamy exits)
Pilz-E:(Full Speed)So lady with the purple hair how are you today? You gona wake up and do the thing with the eyeballs and everything? Then we could get together HI-HI-HI-HI We should go out and get some coffee some time. You know with the caffeine and everything, the caffeine, maybe I shouldn't have the caffeine and everything cause sometimes it makes me a little hyper.
Germaine: HELLO!! Can you two let me get some fucking sleep here please?!
Foamy: It's not my fault he started it!
Pilz-E: Aw geez there's a booger on your butt!!! (points to booger)
Pilz-E: You Got the booger

Copyright: Jonathan Ian Mathers: 2004.
www.illwillpress.com

2007-03-13 [Aki Neko]:


A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on the road.


Girl* Slow down! Im scared!
Guy* No this is fun.
Girl* No its not! Please its too scary!
Guy* Then tell me you love me.
Girl* Fine. I love you!! Now please, slow down!
Guy* Now give me a BIG hug!
*Girl hugs him*
Guy* Can u take my helmet off & put it on? Its buggin me.
- In the paper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it but only one surivied.
The truth was that half way down the road, the guy realizes his brakes broke. He didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time. Then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die


..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*.

2007-03-13 [Aki Neko]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhzAt01jrfA
a tribute to meas hughes

2007-03-14 [Aki Neko]: wrighten by[lost_in_blood_] and friends:
Shit
Man, this shit is crazy
All I'm tryin' to do is live
I try to help out where I can, I always try to give
But everytime I step out the house it's like a war zone
People runnin' and screamin' and bustin' on my dome
Throwin' bricks, talkin' shit, and hockin' spit
All because of how I look and how I walk and live
One kid even walked up and straight up just slapped me (what the fuck?)
I cut his throat and returned to bein' happy
Cause I'm still alive

x 2:
I'm still alive, walkin' in the sunshine
And if I die, I'm dyin' with a smile on my face
And everybody out there better realize
That you can kill me, but I'm dyin' with a smile on my face (cause I am still alive!)

It's fucked up, I got this place right on Knox and 38th
I got a nice view of the street, but it ain't safe (nobody's fuckin' safe!)
You see, you pass me by all day
On the way to work (to work)
You find me with a sign, I need a dollar cause I'm hurt (hurt!)
And I lost my job, man
And my pocket's on low
I keep on movin' so I get my box and go, but
This life is fuckin' tight.
I'm fuckin' breathin', right?
And if I'm dead I'm dyin' high
Cause I'm still alive!

x 2:
I'm still alive, walkin' in the sunshine
And if I die, I'm dyin' with a smile on my face
And everybody out there better realize
That you can kill me, but I'm dyin' with a smile on my face (cause I am still alive!)

It ain't shit, man. See, what y'all don't realize is shit really ain't that bad, ya know what I'm sayin'?
Lemme tell you a little story of somethin' that happened to me.
It went a little bit like this, it's like, uh:

I got shot in my face like twice
The shitty part about it is who did it.
Yeah, it was my wife.
I didn't slap her or attack her
I just stood there and laughed
And grabbed my face up off the ground and started puttin' it back
She's a lifeless bitch, with no high hopes of Faith
Talkin' so much shit she needs a diaper duct taped to her face
I guess the moral of the story is don't worry about the hatred and lies
You got a family here and yes, we're still alive.

Fade in: I'm still alive x 4

x 2:
I'm still alive, walkin' in the sunshine
And if I die, I'm dyin' with a smile on my face
And everybody out there better realize
That you can kill me, but I'm dyin' with a smile on my face (cause I am still alive!)

2007-03-14 [Aki Neko]: hakkai's hide-and-seek.
its basicly everyone is bored and hakkai sugusts hide and seek.when they go out to play, hakkai starts counting, and then turns around and sets off this huge chii ball. everything blows up and the other three are on the ground dead while hakkai says "i win" with a smile.

2007-03-14 [XxTsomexX]: XD i wanna see it so bad! i'll post images here <3

2007-03-14 [Aki Neko]: i want to put it on here, but i dont know how...<img:44166_1164145230.gif>

2007-03-14 [XxTsomexX]: scan it!

2007-03-14 [Aki Neko]: but to put it on the wiki.

2007-03-14 [XxTsomexX]: oh! <*img:*theurl*> (remove *'s and replace theurl with the actual url)

2007-03-14 [Aki Neko]: ??? ill try...

2007-03-15 [Aki Neko]: 1. Scratch your butt, state that you have a wedgie and offer hand shakes
2. Say in a satanic voice "I need a new human host" Then stare at the person next to you.
3. Press all the buttons and scream every time the elevator moves.
4. Go into a corner and shout "Why won't they stop talking to me"
5. Start complaining out loud on how much you need to crap.
6. Don't let any one in unless they have a dohnut.
7. Randomly meow
8. Talk to some random person and pretend you remember them from collage.
9. As soon as the elevator doors close say
"Finally! I've been waiting to piss for ever!"
10. Get into a fight with an invisble man

2007-03-18 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://animegifs.free.fr/anime/digicharat/page09/digicharat23.gif>

2007-03-19 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://lavender.fortunecity.com/eastwood/486/pika4.gif>

2007-03-20 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://www.anikaos.com/anime_animated_gifs/hamtaro/serie/hamtaro_s_021.gif>

2007-03-20 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/127241_1174409193.gif>

2007-03-20 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://animegifs.free.fr/anime/digicharat/page09/digicharat23.gif>
<img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/127241_1174409193.gif>
<img:http://www.anikaos.com/anime_animated_gifs/hamtaro/serie/hamtaro_s_021.gif>

2007-03-20 [Aki Neko]:

MYU!

Missing: </huge>

2007-03-20 [Aki Neko]:
If you love someone enough, you would die for them...

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

*She hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but......

...only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know.
Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug him one last time, and then had her wear his helmet so that she would live,
even though it meant that he would die......


2007-03-20 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b123/joshyt/Descorides_PA_0_17.jpg>

2007-03-20 [XxTsomexX]: lol

2007-03-20 [Aki Neko]: yes. that is me.

2007-03-20 [XxTsomexX]: *nods* same here... i have an iq of 97

2007-03-20 [Aki Neko]: not that. i just dont pay attention to anything....well, that and i dont even know my iq

2007-03-20 [XxTsomexX]: lol

2007-03-20 [Aki Neko]: mew.

2007-03-21 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/127241_1174447101.jpg>

2007-03-21 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/127241_1174447652.jpg>

2007-03-21 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/127241_1174448038.jpg>

2007-03-21 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/127241_1174448339.jpg>

2007-03-21 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/127241_1174448497.jpg>

2007-03-21 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/127241_1174447101.jpg>
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2007-03-22 [Aki Neko]: <img:stuff/hello127241.gif>

2007-03-25 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/145609_1122936915.jpg>

2007-03-25 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/127241_1174842664.jpg>
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2007-03-28 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://www.anikaos.com/041-msn_red_fox_smilies/msn_red_fox_smilies-05.gif>

2007-04-02 [the loved wolf]: wow aki

2007-04-02 [Aki Neko]: this is like my little sanctuary of cool random...stuffs......put links or pics or somnthin on here!^ ^

2007-04-02 [the loved wolf]: i don't know any

2007-04-02 [Aki Neko]: oh...

2007-04-02 [the loved wolf]: sorry

2007-04-02 [Aki Neko]: its okay. you go on youtube?

2007-04-02 [the loved wolf]: sometimes

2007-04-02 [Aki Neko]: put up a link from there on here!^ ^

2007-04-02 [the loved wolf]: TT_TT

2007-04-02 [Aki Neko]: nevermind...

2007-04-02 [the loved wolf]: its okay im just sad

2007-04-02 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m32/91n/tht8u6hv_th.gif>

2007-04-02 [the loved wolf]: lol its cute

2007-04-02 [Aki Neko]: yes.

2007-04-02 [the loved wolf]: lol

2007-04-04 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://images.quizilla.com/I/iTzViVi/1097868837_izzeswhite.jpg>
You're White. ur a complete sweetie. very shy in the presence of new ppl. u don't talk very much, but ur very swt. ppl become very fond of u bc of ur generalli swt attitude. u lyke to help out as much as possible, & u lyke to give. ur very smart, & probably best in ur class. ur not much of a speaker or singer, but u probably hav a very nice singing voice. u lyke to spend tyme writing & dreaming. u probably write poems, & draw lots of pictures. u can become very shy around boiz.. but they lyke ur presence neway.

2007-04-04 [Aki Neko]: this is random...i just remembered it. my mom told me it.
one taquilla,two taquilla.three taquilla,floor
XD

2007-04-04 [XxTsomexX]: where did you get the quiz? i wanna take t

2007-04-04 [Aki Neko]: quizzilla

2007-04-05 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f177/JuneChild/girlmedium.jpg>
You are a MEDIUM!
If you've been aware of an unseen presence, or have seena ghost, you could be mediumistic. You also may have felt the presence of angelic or earthly spirits, which act as guardians to you. You can look into other dimensions such as the astral worlds or the "spirit" world. This Vision is a rare gift.
http://www.quizilla.com/users/AngelofGod/quizzes/What%20kind%20of%20Psychic%20are%20you%3F%20(anime%20pictures!)/

2007-04-05 [XxTsomexX]: i was the same

2007-04-05 [Aki Neko]: lol...
<img:http://images.quizilla.com/A/azurestarlight/1108993035_uresamoure.jpg>
shy, sweet kiss:
you and your partner have a sweet, shy and even innocent kiss. You both truely love each other and want to see the other happy. However, both of you are rather shy so the kiss doesn't happen so easily. It takes time but then again don't all good relationships?

2007-04-05 [Aki Neko]: I will not make the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself cause my heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did
You fell so hard
I've learned the hard way, to never let it get that far

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm forced to fake, a smile, a laugh
Every day of my life
My heart can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start with

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid

I watched you die
I heard you cry
Every night in your sleep
I was so young
You should have known better than to lean on me
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw your pain
And now I cry
In the middle of the night
For the same damn thing

Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt
Because of you
I tried my hardest just to forget everything
Because of you
I don't know how to let anyone else in
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty
Because of you
I am afraid

Because of you
Because of you

Savin' Me
Savin' Me by Nickelback
Prison gates won't open up for me
On these hands and knees I'm crawlin'
Oh, I reach for you
Well I'm terrified of these four walls
These iron bars can't hold my soul in
All I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

Heaven's gates won't open up for me
With these broken wings I'm fallin'
And all I see is you
These city walls ain't got no love for me
I'm on the ledge of the eighteenth story
And oh I scream for you
Come please I'm callin'
And all I need from you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me
Hurry I'm fallin'

And all I need is you
Come please I'm callin'
And oh I scream for you
Hurry I'm fallin', I'm fallin'

Show me what it's like
To be the last one standing
And teach me wrong from right
And I'll show you what I can be
Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me
Hurry I'm fallin'

Say it for me
Say it to me
And I'll leave this life behind me
Say it if it's worth saving me

My Happy ending
So much for my happy ending
oh oh, oh oh
Oh Oh, Ohhh
Let's talk this over
It's not like we're
Was it something I did?
Was it something you said?

Don't leave me hangin'
In a city so
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

chorus
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
How could the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending

Oh Oh,so much for my happy ending Oh Oh
Oh Oh,

You've got your dumb friends
I know what they say
They tell you Im difficult
but so are they
But they don't know me
Do they even know you?
All the things you hide from me
All the that you do, (All the that you do)

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

chorus
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
How could the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending

It's nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one
It's nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done

He was everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
How could the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending.

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
How could the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending.

Oh Oh,so much for my happy ending Oh Oh
oh oh,so much for my happy ending oh oh
Oh Oh,Oh Oh,Ohhhhh

2007-04-05 [Aki Neko]: Helena
Long ago
Just like the hearse you die to get in again
We are...
So far from you

Burning on, just like the match you strike to incinerate
The lives
Of everyone you knew
And what's the worst you take? (worst you take)
From every heart you break (heart you break)
And like a blade you stain (blade you stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight

[chorus]
What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Came a time
When every star fall brought you to tears again
We are,
The very hurt you sold
And what's the worst you take? (worst you take)
From every heart you break (heart you break)
And like a blade you stain (blade you stain)
Well, I've been holding on tonight

[chorus]
What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Well if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Can you hear me?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend to leave and then
Meet again
When both our cars collide

[chorus]
What's the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Well if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight ...

2007-04-05 [Izeiza]: oh about that quiz! I took it and I'm a passionate kiss.

2007-04-05 [Aki Neko]: ^ ^ cool

2007-04-05 [Aki Neko]: ANIME EXPO® 2007 OFFICIAL DATES ANNOUNCED FOR JUNE 29 - JULY 2, 2007

2007-04-06 [Aki Neko]: *Kiss on the ear----"I'm horny"
*Kiss on the check--"We're Friends"
*Kiss on the hand--"I adore you"
*Kiss on the neck--"We belong together"
+Kiss on the shoulder--"I want you"
+Kiss on the the lips--"I want you"/ "I love you"
+Holding hands--"We can learn to love each other"
~A Wink~"Let's get it on"
~Slap On The Butt~"That's mine"
~Putting With The Ear~"I can't live without you"
*Holding On Tight* "Don't let go"
*Looking In Each Other's Eyes* "Let's get romantic"
+Pulling Hair on Head "Tell me you love me"
+Arms Around the Waist "I love you too much to let go"

2007-04-06 [Aki Neko]: Dear Sergeant,

An Iraqi brought a gun to kill

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Sergeant, I was a good soldier, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got promoted fast

But Sergeant, when I went on patrol today,

I never said See u later,

I'm sorry Sergeant, I had to go, But Sergeant, please don't cry.

When the Iraqi shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because the Iraqi Got the gun from his leader.

Sergeant, please tell my parents; That I love them very much,

And please tell my lady ; my girlfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my twin brother; That he is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my boys; That they always were the best;

Sergeant, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Sergeant, tell my mom; I won't show up for leave

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Sergeant, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Sergeant, warn the others, Sergeant I left without my cross

And Sergeant tell the medics; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a medic Trying not to cry.

Sergeant, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Sergeant please remember, I'm in heaven with the best, I died like the rest

Sergeant I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Sergeant, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with my boys to Brazil,

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an dad, Sergeant I wanted to live.

But Sergeant I must go now, The time is getting late,

Sergeant, tell my lady, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I respect you all, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Sergeant all I wanted to say is " DUTY FIRST "
No mission to difficult, no sacrifice to great


****In Memory of All the Fallen Soldiers in Iraq ****

2007-04-07 [XxTsomexX]: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

2007-04-08 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/5605/tek070408287287kk8.png>

2007-04-08 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/6172/tek07040822121nf4.png>

2007-04-08 [*Sakura-chan*]: i like the second one he he

2007-04-08 [Aki Neko]: hes a puppy...

2007-04-09 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/28/tek070408c7b867rg4.png>

2007-04-09 [XxTsomexX]: KAKASHIII!!!!!

2007-04-09 [Aki Neko]: YESH!!!

2007-04-09 [~Crimson Angel~]: AWSOME!

2007-04-09 [Aki Neko]: heehee!

2007-04-09 [~Crimson Angel~]: Well,I have to go,good night.

2007-04-09 [Aki Neko]: good night

2007-04-09 [*Sakura-chan*]: good morning!

2007-04-09 [XxTsomexX]: good mornin!

2007-04-09 [Aki Neko]: kon ba won....something....f***

2007-04-09 [XxTsomexX]: XD Konnichiwa!

2007-04-09 [Aki Neko]: moshi moshi tsome-chan!

2007-04-09 [XxTsomexX]: XD

2007-04-10 [Aki Neko]: mew...

2007-04-10 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/stuff/love.jpg>

2007-04-10 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e83/IGWorms/5gylo.gif>
smack that ass!(sorry...)

2007-04-10 [XxTsomexX]: XD

2007-04-12 [Aki Neko]: mew...

2007-04-12 [XxTsomexX]: <img:http://www.vtgaming.com/images/avatars/110368898934712gt.gif>

2007-04-13 [~Crimson Angel~]: lol

2007-04-13 [Aki Neko]: yay!cool stuff!put more!!!^ ^

2007-04-13 [~Crimson Angel~]: lol

2007-04-14 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://images.bigoo.ws/content/image/miscellaneous/miscellaneous_156.jpg>

2007-04-14 [Aki Neko]: <img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/rawhn/randomness/dancingcat.gif>

2007-04-14 [Aki Neko]:

<img:http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/62/300px-Narutoshonen.jpg>

2007-04-14 [Aki Neko]: im not a stoner, but act like one*says friends at school* and i thought this was funnier than shit:
[THE STONERS PLEDGE]
[peace,pot,tequila shot, jesus luvs you stoned or not, sex,drugs,rock+roll,speed,weed,birth control,lifes a bitch then u die, fuck the world lets get high.we are stoners we have class,mess with us we'll kick your ass, so to all you preps who think your cool go to hell cuz stonerz rule]


2007-04-14 [Aki Neko]: mew     

mew

2007-04-15 [~Crimson Angel~]: lol

2007-04-15 [Aki Neko]: mew...

2007-04-15 [~Crimson Angel~]: I think that is funny,the stoner's pledge

2007-04-15 [Aki Neko]: i liked it.

2007-04-15 [~Crimson Angel~]: me too

2007-04-15 [Aki Neko]: mew...

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