MAZE OF GUILE

2005-04-22 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...don't make me tell our monkey president on you! he'll bomb you!

2005-04-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Turkey......never use my name in an insult......and what do you mean,"illigal immigrant"?!.......and I agree with [windowframe]'s other comment......only that one....

2005-04-22 [Sagacious Turkey]: by "illegal immigrant" I mean you're here illegally! ...and you're the fattest one in our class... besides Brian... and Vivian... and Rachel... and Miranda... and Mrs. Bice...

2005-04-22 [Mortified Penguin]: .....okey doke.....*stabs you*.........Turkey, you are, what I like to call, abarant......

2005-04-22 [Sagacious Turkey]: *pats your head* that's a good illiterate, illegal, immigrant! using big words like that... that you got off our test today...

2005-04-22 [Mortified Penguin]: You must be frenzied, my good man......

2005-04-22 [Sagacious Turkey]: *smacks head* stop using those words! ...I'm reassured that you are virtually an irresponsible, bizarre, freak...

2005-04-22 [Mortified Penguin]: How dare you insult me like that, Mr. Goble?(his real name....)...

2005-04-22 [Sagacious Turkey]: because you suck... Mr. Chavez...

2005-04-23 [Kayne]: Deal: If you two people can make a comment which is closer to each other then 4 seconds then I'll believe that you are a liar.

2005-04-23 [Sagacious Turkey]: "I'll believe that you are a liar"...? don't you already believe that...?

2005-04-23 [Sagacious Turkey]: 21:54:16 n-c17: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.......

2005-04-23 [Sagacious Turkey]: 21:54:38 The Bad Turkey: *smacks head* don't forget [Useless] and [Sir Soapy]...

2005-04-23 [Sagacious Turkey]: there's a pretty close one from ol' Bob's Diner...

2005-04-23 [Mortified Penguin]: It's obviously a trick, Turkey....

2005-04-23 [Sagacious Turkey]: either that, or he's too stupid to type the sentence correctly...

2005-04-23 [Aradon Templar]: :D I wouldn't believe him in any case. Just for the record, we've made some freakishly close comments by ourselves, borrowing each other's accounts. I think our best was somewhere around 8 seconds...

2005-04-23 [Aradon Templar]: Anyways, yeah. *is banned, so leaves again*

2005-04-24 [Kayne]: 4 sec.

2005-04-24 [Sagacious Turkey]: I know there's one on Bob's Diner that's that close, but it might take a while to find...

2005-04-24 [windowframe]: Okay - here's the asking nicely, next step is a little guard report. You have a problem with me, fine. You don't say a word about my family. Just as I don't mention yours, you don't mention mine. Now remove the last part of the message.