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2005-01-24 [jobby]: hey homies, hows it hangin every1?
2005-01-24 [mannaz]: whooo wer wrkin now!
2005-01-24 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: hehe i like ur thing lisa....picks his nose!! how gross lol
2005-01-24 [mannaz]: tell me boot it doll!
2005-01-24 [jobby]: i suppose it is pretty stinkin. i just want those lamb chops hes got
2005-01-24 [mannaz]: u dnt want lamb chops du ya???!
2005-01-24 [jobby]: i was refering to those awesome sideburns, pet lol
2005-01-24 [mannaz]: noooo there horible!! r u bein serrious??!
2005-01-24 [-chitch-]: I'm glad Bez won!
2005-01-24 [jobby]: haha im beein 100% serious, i want his lamb chops lol so am i, you cudnt understand the bastard - but he was a good character
2005-01-24 [mannaz]: ermmm ok??? lol x
2005-01-24 [jobby]: sorry. two conversations in one, it wasnt working that well. I might go and audition for big brother 6, althought im not 18 till march :-(
2005-01-24 [-chitch-]: I'm 18 next January
2005-01-24 [jobby]: cool, you gonna go in for big brother when your 18? i would love to be on there, wud be awesome
2005-01-24 [mannaz]: long live the chicken breast! you said it chris
2005-01-24 [jobby]: breasts are awesome! john loves a good breast lol chicken, obviously..
2005-01-24 [-chitch-]: I wanna be on it. Just to go crazy on TV.
2005-01-24 [mannaz]: ok... this wiki page needs girlyfied
2005-01-24 [-chitch-]: I think it needs more pictures of John. Just for the ladies
2005-01-24 [jobby]: lol i can sort that out
2005-01-24 [-chitch-]: WHEY! Heard you were having a bit crack whey ma brothers.
2005-01-24 [-chitch-]: Heard yih were having a bit crack whey ma brothers!
2005-01-24 [-chitch-]: Heard yih were having a bit crack whey ma brothers!
2005-01-24 [mannaz]: any1 but john!!
2005-01-24 [-chitch-]: JOHN Is the daddy. Sorry about the repeated posts. This computer is shit and doesn't register stuff!
2005-01-24 [mannaz]: hes mingin rather look at peter mug
2005-01-24 [jobby]: yeah i was like, on saturday nite. hes a good lad, looks like you
2005-01-24 [-chitch-]: thats the mcewan way for you. And that Lisa's after me am telling yih! lol!!
2005-01-24 [jobby]: lol he was pretty pissed like, so he was blabberin on about stuff. was funny. i was pretty pissed as well like, so we were even stevens
2005-01-24 [-chitch-]: divvint git pissed on a sunday night. You'll regret it.
2005-01-24 [jobby]: lol i know, dont get pissed on a night where u have to work the next day. i went to WHS pissed. they didnt know tho, only wobbled about when noone was around ;-)
2005-01-24 [-chitch-]: Ma stomach is fucked. Does a chinese meal help? Cos I hope to get one at dinner time!
2005-01-24 [jobby]: if you fancy shitting it back up 5 mins later, liquidised, yes
2005-01-24 [-chitch-]: Well I already had a chinese! Fucking lush!
2005-01-24 [jobby]: good stuff
2005-01-24 [-chitch-]: oh yes. Playing foul with ma arse but the headache is gone!
2005-01-24 [jobby]: it was only a matter of time
2005-01-24 [-chitch-]: What? This wiki or the chinese making an unwanted re appearence?
2005-01-24 [jobby]: i dont know mate, HOW DARE YOU. I AM ENTITLED TO MY DIET COKES
2005-01-25 [LAURALOVE.]: grrrrrr, put my name on here seen astho it was my idea!!!!
2005-01-25 [jobby]: lol i only put my name on, it is up to the John Lovers to add there nme
2005-01-25 [LAURALOVE.]: i added it becoz i love john! ....alot!
2005-01-25 [jobby]: like i have said before, he has fabulous lamb chops
2005-01-25 [LAURALOVE.]: he does?
2005-01-25 [jobby]: side burns man lol
2005-01-25 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: ok...lol thats a new 1 4 me
2005-01-25 [jobby]: well, write it down - cus its stayin in town
2005-01-25 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: lol ok will do... do u have lamb chops? lol
2005-01-25 [jobby]: you knows it
2005-01-25 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: lol oh good
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats! HO!!!!
2005-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: personally i like his giant panties!
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: His huge Y-fronts!
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: He fancied Caprice like. He even asked her if she wanted to make a Porno!! HAHAHAHA! What a lad!
2005-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: he is the boy, i mean, i would do porno with him. but who here would honestly refuse??
2005-01-26 [jobby]: lol get em orf, get em orf
2005-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: get what orf? johns y-fronts?
2005-01-26 [jobby]: no he was sayin that to caprice lol
2005-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: and her scabby little bras!
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: Thank you for your input but please, FUCK OFF!
2005-01-26 [jobby]: yeah. but they were sexy wen she wore them
2005-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: well i cant comment on how sexy they are but why did john have a problem with them if he wanted to see her paps!
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: I thought she looked better without make up. John didn't like them because they obscured his view!
2005-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: lol, oh i get it now! did ne1 see that thing on CBBLB when they had her dancing to Eric Prydz and john was licking his lips?
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: Add be licking my lips if she was shaking that arse!! Was she wearing her New Rocks still?
2005-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: i dont know, i dont perv on her, i perv on john!
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: Ahh add stick ma rocks up that! Awww Caprice. Lets mek a porno darlin!
2005-01-26 [jobby]: lol no, but i seen the CBBLB diet coke advert. was class
2005-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: lol, ok! i didnt know what u ment then, but then i realised!
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: The incredible Sulk pissed John off!
2005-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: lol i know, he was in a ryt heshy!
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: that was great! RAGH!!!!
2005-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: lol! oh how i miss my nightly fix of john!
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: to go the betting channel
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: or I'll make a cartoon about him!
2005-01-26 [LAURALOVE.]: ahh make a cartoon. i dont have a betting channel!
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: John gets acns of Pepsi and vanilla coke thrown at him. he then turns geen and looses it
2005-01-26 [jobby]: make a cartoon!
2005-01-26 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: yeah......
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: I will! Jobby! You will have to take off Chitch OTD. I'll send you the intro I've made. But it can't go up. This is gonna be the bestest anmated one ever!
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: HOW DARE YOU!
2005-01-26 [jobby]: im havin problems updatin at the mo like, as the computer alnwick north on is fucked lol will get it sorted tho dont worry
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: good!!! cos we need the crimbo ones off like!
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: OGGY OGGY OGGY!
2005-01-26 [jobby]: lol i know, ill try and sort that out today actually. if i get a chance
2005-01-26 [KATIE.COMPLEASE]: hey hey hey....
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: KNOWS IT!
2005-01-26 [jobby]: Thats right, you knows what im saying, your mothers offerd me the goods. Im not paying. It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke. Something funny that I would say when having a smoke, something something theres rumour going round, your mothers reputation, its not sound. Shes saving up the pennies to make them into pounds, to get an operation to swap her gender around. Its a shock to me, and its a shock to you. Your mothers got a penis and a cock and balls to, it dont look right see when shes walking down the street to see her ball bag swinging to the beat of her feet. I said, do do do, your mothers got a penis, thats right your mothers got a penis
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: WOO!
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: thank fuck they got rid of Jackie straight away. Her lips would do my nut!
2005-01-26 [Sunrose]: Dear wiki-owners, could you please tell your members to not put the image of John on their houses as it breaks the uploading art rules. Maybe someone can make an official banner that does not conflict with the rules, so to use on houses. Town Guards
2005-01-26 [jobby]: what about a bottle of diet coke!! Nice idea
2005-01-26 [kirst]: tut tut naughty naughty lol
2005-01-26 [jobby]: lol im ssoowweee elftown
2005-01-26 [Sunrose]: :)
2005-01-26 [jobby]: heh heh
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: Sunrose is by far the friendlyest gaurd. Aint she great. She seems to like Sunny D too!!! She knows some cute cats!
2005-01-26 [Sunrose]: Thanks! :D
2005-01-26 [jobby]: yeah shes an awesome gaurd, ive been having a right good laugh with her lol
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: she even got John back on. e still don't know what happened like. Again Sunrose, John says thanks! love
2005-01-26 [Sunrose]: hehehehe *pokes*
2005-01-26 [Sunrose]: I got John back on? @.@
2005-01-26 [jobby]: nah she didnt get john back on mate, shes never going to get john back on and i have learnt to accept that - you will have to aswell. its a sad moment in johns life, all he wantd to do was entertain
2005-01-26 [Sunrose]: let's all take a minute of silence...
2005-01-26 [jobby]: i think you should join this wiki debberz
2005-01-26 [-chitch-]: she most definately should.
2005-01-26 [jobby]: shes got my vote
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