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The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring P-Take written by me Tanya Wonnacott [Tanzi Took] and Elizabeth Ryder [Gracie]

Scene 1 

Narrator: Gandalf the Gay Wizard approaches the Shire on his horse and cart. Frodo Baggins, an old friend of Gandalf was sitting under a nearby tree, and hearing the cart, runs through the wood.

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Frodo: You're late!

Gandalf: A Wizard is never late Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!

Narrator: Frodo begins to smile and they both burst out laughing.

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Frodo: It's wonderful to see you Gandalf!

Narrator: Frodo jumps onto Gandalf's cart.

Gandalf: Get the bloody hell off my cart you manky git!

Narrator: Gandalf throws Frodo over the back of the cart.

Frodo: AAAAAaaaahhhh…. (BANG!)

Narrator: He reverses the cart continuously over Frodo. (Reverse…ahh! Reverse…ahh!)

Gandalf: Don't you ever come near my cart you little wiener!

Narrator: Gandalf rides off and Frodo gets up.

Frodo: I'm guessing he still does weed.





Scene 2

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Narrator: The Hobbits of the Shire have gathered together to celebrate Bilbo Baggins' 111th birthday. Frodo Baggins and his close friend Samwise Ganja were sitting at a table surrounded by a load of drunken hobbits.

Frodo: Dude this song is like, TOTALLY banging. Wow I'm fresh out of ale. Sam? SAM?!!

Narrator: But Sam was too busy watching Rosie a hobbit maiden of the Shire.

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Frodo: Sam, why don't you just go for it?

Sam: I'm too shy Mr Frodo.

Frodo: She's the biggest crack whore in the Shire. There's no need to be shy.

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Sam: Do you think so?

Frodo: Hell yeah, I mean she's fit as fuck, funny, gives great head…

Sam: What?!

Frodo: Nothing. Go on Sam ask Rosie for a dance.

Sam: Um…I think I'll just have another ale.

Frodo: ( laughing ) Oh no you don't!

Narrator: Frodo attempts to push Sam towards Rosie.

Sam: No, really, I do want another ale.

Frodo: Come on Sam you frigid asshole!

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Sam: Seriously, I'm really thirsty.

Frodo: DANCE YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!

Narrator: Frodo hurls Sam into the crowd towards Rosie and starts to laugh insanely as they begin to dance.
Soon there is no shutting Frodo up as he begins to gets very over excited

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Frodo: Go on Sam get in there!!! Told you it wouldn't take much. HORAY EVERYBODY! SAMS NOT GONNA BE A VIRGIN ANYMORE!

Sam: Frodo as soon as I've cum I'm gonna rip your head off and shove it up your ass!

Narrator: Frodo laughs hysterically as Rosie is giving Sam head on the dance floor.

Frodo: See Sam see?!!! I told you that you wouldn't have to wait forever! She's good right? Eh?! Ha! You owe me 5 bucks!

Sam: God damn it Frodo you suck!

Frodo: No I think Rosie does, look at her go! Look everybody! LOOK!

Sam: Damn it Frodo will you let me cum in peace?!

Frodo: …………….NO!

Sam: You fucking wanker, I'm gonna kick your head in!

Frodo: Ok, but you might want to put your cock away first.

Sam: Oh,…ok  zzzip!

Narrator: Sam begins to throw random objects at Frodo, who runs through the crowds constantly screaming.
Meanwhile, Merry and Pippin (Frodo and Sam's best friends) are totally jamming on top of a large speaker.

Merry: Wow was Rosie sucking off Sam?

Pippin: Yeah, she used to work for me as one of my prostitutes. Wow Sam's totally kicking the shit out of Frodo!

Merry: Damn these leather trousers sure are tight.

Pippin: Is that one of Gandalfs fire work that Sam has?

Merry: Uh yeah, I think so.

Pippin: Wow what's he planning on doing with that?

Merry: OH MY GOD HE SHOVED IT UP FRODO'S ASS!!

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Pippin: I totally didn't see that one coming.

Merry: I wonder what Gandalf and Bilbo are talking about……

Narrator: Gandalf and Bilbo were standing to one side having a quiet word……

Bilbo: I've got to get away from these confounded relatives, I need a holiday Gandalf, a very long holiday, and I mean not to return.

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Gandalf: Frodo suspects something!

Bilbo: Course he does he's a Baggins! He'd probably come with me if I asked him, well after he gets out of casualty. In his heart I think Frodo's still in love with the shire, the weed, prostitutes, little rivers…

Gandalf: What about this ring of yours is that staying?

Bilbo: Yes, yes, I've left everything to Frodo.

Narrator: After beating Frodo to a pulp, Sam and Rosie go to her house. Pippin, who had a bit too much ale, spazed too hard and fell off the speaker, and Merry was getting it on with Bramblerose under a near by donkey.




Scene 3

Narrator: Gandalf sits in front of a fire at Bag End, puffing on his pipe. His left eye twitches. Frodo bursts through the door.

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Frodo: Bilbo! Bilbo?!

Narrator: Gandalf looks suspiciously from side to side.

Frodo: He's gone hasn't he? He talked for so long about leaving, I didn't think he would really do it. Gandalf?

Gandalf: (Random mumbles) ‘voices?'

Frodo: I found Bilbo's ring by the door. He's had this ring for so long.

Gandalf: I have no idea what's going on.

Frodo: Why did he leave it behind? I don't understand.

Gandalf: Oh yeah! It might interest you to know that this is the one ring forged by the dark lord Sauron in the depths of Mordor, you might want to take it to the fires of Mount Doom and, um… shove it up your ass. Wait, that's not right… oh yeah! Destroy it or the whole of middle earth will be destroyed.

Narrator: Gandalf throws the ring into the fire.

Frodo: What are you doing?!

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Gandalf: I have no idea! I thought it'd be a good idea.

Narrator: Gandalf takes the ring out of the fire with a pair of tongs and holds it out to Frodo.

Gandalf: Hold out your hand Frodo. It's quite cool.

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Narrator: Gandalf drops the ring in Frodo's hand.

Frodo: AAAAHHHH!!! SHIT! SERIOUSLY DICK!!

Gandalf: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Frodo: You asshole!

Gandalf: Can you see anything?

Frodo: Yeah there's a fucking blister! You just burnt the shit out of my hand you little prick!

Gandalf: No Frodo! Are there any markings on your ring?!

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Frodo: I duno what d'ya think?

Narrator: Frodo drops his trousers and sticks his ass out

Gandalf:………….Gay…..Frodo, you know what I mean stop piss-assing around!

Frodo: Ha hee he hee!

Narrator: Frodo starts shaking his ass in Gandalf's face. Gandalf kicks Frodo into the fire place

Frodo: AAAARGHHH!!!!

Narrator: Frodo starts rolling around on the floor trying to put the flames out.

Frodo: AAARGGHH! GAY GANDALF! GAY!!!

Gandalf: Get over it Frodo!

Narrator: Frodo gets up

Frodo: Where were we? Oh yeah!

Narrator: Frodo goes to get his ass out again

Gandalf: NO FRODO!............ The creature Gollum was the only other who knew that Bilbo had the ring, and the enemy found him. From him they discovered two words, Shire, Baggins.

Frodo: Shire, baggins… wait, hang on, sounds familiar. (mumbles, shire, baggins) Oh my god! That will lead them here!

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Gandalf: Oh yeah, well your kinda screwed.

Narrator: Frowning, Gandalf looks around the room.

Gandalf: Wow! What the hell am I doing in Bilbos house?! How did I get here?! Ive seriously got the munchies son!

Frodo: S…son?

Narrator: Gandalf picks Frodo up by the neck.

Gandalf: Listen skip, I've got to have some food! Ah ha! The vegetable garden! I'm gonna dig me up a carrot!

Narrator: Gandalf drops Frodo, and scurries out the door.

Gandalf: Oh yeah, don't put the ring on a-hole, later!

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Narrator: Frodo, who is a little confused, goes and sits at his table. The window is flung open and Gandalfs crazed face appears.

Gandalf: Carrots! You must take carrots!

Frodo: I ….I don't um…..like carrots.

Gandalf: Take the god damn carrots bitch!!

Narrator: Gandalf starts throwing carrots at Frodo. Thud Aah! Thud thud thud AAHH!!

Gandalf: Oh, you might want this!

Narrator: With the carrots comes Sawise Ganja, who lands on the table with a thud.

Sam: Mr Frodo what's going on?

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Frodo: Fuck knows. Ask Gandalf.

Narrator: Gandalf scurries off.

Gandalf: (mumbles carrots)




Scene 4

Narrator: The next day Frodo arrives at Samwise Ganja's house.

Frodo: Are you ready to go Sam?

Sam: Yes Mr Frodo, I don't think I've forgotten anything.

Frodo: Good, let's go. (Little pause)

Sam: This is it.

Frodo: This is what?

Sam: If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home, I've ever been.

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Frodo: …….Sam, we're outside the front door.

Sam: I…I...CAN'T DO IT! I'M TOO SCARED MR FRODO, I CAN'T BE DOING WITH THIS PIER PRESURE! SERIOUSLY!!

Narrator: Frodo slaps Sam (smack)

Frodo: Snap out of it you spastic!!

Sam: Sorry.

Frodo: Good, now let's go.

Sam: Ok, I'm good, yeah I'm cool. Let's go man, you ready to head…dude?

Frodo: You are such an asswipe Sam.

Sam: I know.




The Journey Continues

Scenes 5 and 6
Scenes 7 and 8
Scenes 9 and 10
Scenes 11 and 12
Scenes 13 and 14
Scenes 15 and 16
Scenes 17 18 and 19
Scene 20
Scene 21
Scenes 22 and 23




This is the first few scenes, [Gracie] and I [Tanzi Took] have written about 20 so far. Add your name to this page to join.

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1. [Tanzi Took] THE MASTER!!!
2. [Gracie] The masters bitch
2.5.[apathetic] Wishes that the story would magically finish itself.
3. [Captain_Guyer]
4. [minifer]
5. [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]
6. [Same old same old!]
7. [Mrs Baggins]
8. [Mordeth]
9. [Spunk_bubble]
10.[Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.] am evil and proud of it!
11.[ytjdfyhjjfd] man this is funny! keep up the good work!
12.[Mrs Gamgee] Helps to write this!
13.[the 5th apocalyptic horseman] this rules!
14.[Thorgin] Ooh yummy! *giggles*
15.[apathetic] This is awesome... great Job [Tanzi Took]... and [Gracie]
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17. [I dont exist anymore] hello...more dildo's...otherwise the people will be getting angry!
18.[DemonicRabbit] The dildos are funny, but they're gonna get old soon.
19. [everfalling] I laugh...
20.[crikey o'reilly] i couldn't stop laughing! good job guys! GAY! :P!
21. [Smish Ben] Officially co-writing with [Tanzi Took]. WE WILL FINISH THIS ONE DAY!!!
22. [sum 1s bitch] hahaha. i love this

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2004-06-03 [Same old same old!]: they are all randomly screaming and not listening to each other, they all need to calm down and stop having a go at that gay guy coz he didnt mean anything nastily!

2004-06-03 [Tanzi Took]: Stupid people. I wana go on BB. Do any of them know Nadia is a tranny yet?

2004-06-03 [Same old same old!]: not yet, and she aint a tranny lol, she is actually a female now :p

2004-06-03 [Tanzi Took]: Yeah I suppose hehe!

2004-06-03 [Same old same old!]: lol, and that victor! All ya can hear from him is 'calm down man, chill out!'

2004-06-03 [Tanzi Took]: lol! I wonder who they're guna boot out?! I'm guna have to watch it live later

2004-06-03 [Same old same old!]: when is it live? When do ya rekon they will boot um out? Ohh kitten does my head in, she is saying they r playing right into her hands, but emma is right, she is being selfish coz she got told before that if she broke the rules another person would be evicted, but nooo she still did it anyway, its just plain selfish

2004-06-03 [Tanzi Took]: It's on live about 1:00, I normaly watch it. Hmmm do you think I should add the next two scenes? I'm kinda bored BBs finished :(

2004-06-03 [Same old same old!]: wanna see my wiki? Its new and not finished yet, but meh lol = ickle friends!

2004-06-03 [Same old same old!]: Tell me what u fink and become a fan of um if ya like .. plzzz :p

2004-06-03 [Tanzi Took]: YAY I joined the stoner one!

2004-06-03 [Same old same old!]: Lol yey!!! wot ya think of it?

2004-06-03 [Tanzi Took]: Yeah it's cool! In the process of adding more pics to this wiki! About to add scenes 7 and 8

2004-06-03 [Same old same old!]: coolies!  Its rly funny! i need to add more friends on mine lol. But when i get a banner up will ya pop it up in ya house?

2004-06-03 [Same old same old!]: and btw, i have linked this wiki to my new wiki too.

2004-06-03 [Tanzi Took]: YAY it's all good! Scenes 7 and 8 are now up

2004-06-04 [minifer]: hey gurlys...ooo kewlies more scenes....aaah you did what i suggested n seperated em into diff pages...hehe ^_^

2004-06-04 [minifer]: btw..loving the tother scenes hun hehe ^_^

2004-06-04 [Tanzi Took]: yeah thanks for that by the way hehe!

2004-06-04 [minifer]: hehe ya welcky

2004-06-04 [Tanzi Took]: Might be putting next scenes up today, I'm pretty bored!

2004-06-04 [minifer]: lol kewl

2004-06-04 [Tanzi Took]: UPDATE!! Scenes 9 and 10

2004-06-04 [Same old same old!]: *goes and reads*

2004-06-04 [Tanzi Took]: ARGH!!? *frantically runs around trying to tidy up before her friends get here*

2004-06-04 [Same old same old!]: Ohhh, its all clean *grins* and the bits you have added on r dead good!

2004-06-04 [Tanzi Took]: hehe wait til the council of Elrond lol. That's one fucked up Fellowship! *looks around* Hmm that's pretty damn tidy!!

2004-06-04 [Same old same old!]: I know, i am impressed by your tidyness!!!!!   Have you seen the LOTR council with jack black in it?

2004-06-04 [Tanzi Took]: .....no...should I have?

2004-06-04 [Same old same old!]: its sooooooo funny!!!! Some-one has it on elftown but i cant remember who :s hummmm

2004-06-04 [Tanzi Took]: ARGH!!..........cool. Have you read Sunflower's Fellowship Song ??

2004-06-04 [Same old same old!]: no but the page is empty

2004-06-04 [Tanzi Took]: MY BAD! FORGOT THE ! It's actually Sunflower's Fellowship Song!

2004-06-04 [Same old same old!]: oh thats well ace!! me n my mum wo wetting ourselves! Anyway i have to go hunny, do an assignment! Keep dwelling on our relation. And i am doing another page on my ickle friends, should be up in the next couple of days!!! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2004-06-04 [Tanzi Took]: Later! Have to finish tidying soon!

2004-06-04 [Same old same old!]: Lol, well get to it you lay-about!!!! i want this place sparkling when i get bk!

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: HEHE!! It's pretty good at the mo....go Tan! Wow just got back from out on the piss....it was good!

2004-06-05 [ULIEKMUDKIPS]: Correct your shit spelling and it might be funny, though I seriously doubt it.

2004-06-05 [Mordeth]: Hahahahaha so funny.......lol

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: Hehe you don't think this is disturbing then?!

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: im hungover *sob* and my friend is taking me out tonight as well, urgh i think im gunna be drinking coke!!!

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: OMG same with me! Totaly hung over had a wild niht last night an I'm going out to my mates later for her birthday lol

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: yeh im having a massive blow out party for my birthday in a couple of weeks at my b/f's house!

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: Can you see the pictures on this wiki? Coz I can and someone said earlier they couldn't (?????)

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: yup, i can see al of um ^_^

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: HORAY! Coz I think they are quite amusing. Have you seen the ones on Scenes 7 and 8 and Scenes 9 and 10 ?? I think they're the best lol

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: i like 5 n 6 as well

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: read um all ^_^ hehe

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: They'll be better with pictures. God I'm hot. Can you let me know if any of the pictures disappear? Cheers

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: yeh course. And that message in the random wiki wo ment for you. The one where i said i am showing my b/f so he might join lol

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: Oh...YAY!! Go Tan. Gota new pic of me and [Gracie] up in my house...it's about time!!

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: i noticed :p

2004-06-05 [minifer]: la de daaa....im goin to that partay aint i sarah hehe ^_^ since we were plannin it this mornin...hehe ^_^

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: Yeppy ^_^ And i just invited danny. Soo , so far thats me, u , chaddy, paul, dave, tanya, danny and colin that r coming

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: just need to invite the rest :p

2004-06-05 [minifer]: lol yups

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: :D cant wait, should be really good!

2004-06-05 [minifer]: oh it will be

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: neil is coming, yey!!!!

2004-06-05 [minifer]: neil???is that who im thinkin??

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: neil , tall dude, simons friend but i get on wi him soooooooo well.

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: New scenes will be up tomorrow guys

2004-06-05 [minifer]: ooo him...oo kewlies hehe new scenes ^_^

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: lol.... OH NO, BARNEYS ON FIRE!..... THIS IS OUT SECRET DESIRE!  *sniff* poor barney

2004-06-05 [minifer]: yawha??

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: lolololololol!!!!

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: sowi

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: a song i wo listennig to

2004-06-05 [minifer]: oooh okies...if ya say so...rlly it was barny that big scary purple dinosaur thang n twas on fire...

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: lol. Man this vod is strong!! Kruckghrh!!!

2004-06-05 [Same old same old!]: moff in a sec, to the pub then for a meal

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: HORAY! me too I gota get ready, drink more vod then meet mates *drinks more* Man I'm guna be drunk before I get to town!

2004-06-05 [minifer]: lol tis all good...see ya later sarah hun..have fun wi spoon hehe...

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: .........Spoon??

2004-06-05 [minifer]: yeah..shes off for a meal wi this guy called spoon...hes actualy called danny but hes known as spoon...

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: ....wow. God my eye lashes are really pissing me off they're so damn long I have to use one of those little brushes to sort em out!! I wana be a mascara model lol

2004-06-05 [minifer]: lol...oo...ya should be...i never wear mascara cos i put it on then blink n it jus goes pouff n all clockwork oranage styleee lol...which is great if ya goin for that look...but not...if ya not...

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: LOL!!! Think I've sorted them out. Everyone goes on about how great my eyes are coz they're bright green and I can make em go well freaky lol. Would luv to be in a horror movie

2004-06-05 [minifer]: lol wow..twud be kewlies...i think i could play a good vampire..i have a mean bite ^_^....ooo am offskeis for some food now cos am hungry...*love n lollipops* xxx

2004-06-05 [Tanzi Took]: YAY mmmmmunch! Gota go met da gang speak soon luvTanzi xxxxxx

2004-06-05 [minifer]: hehe..have fun tonight!!...dont collapse too much ^_^

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: OMG I've killed my legs. Just walked about a mile in bloody heels...never again. It was well funy earlier, I go "yeah I've got an excellent memory" then my mate says "oooo it's thursday isn't it?" Then I said "NO it isn't thursday for another ten minutes!!" Wasn't til after that I actually realised its saturday! Going bed now night all!

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: Lol!! Well my night was..... fun lol

2004-06-06 [Nyaah*]: HAHAHAAH funny wiki!

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: Lol

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: Hello look whos back! MWAHAHAAA!!!

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: ^_^ *waves* heya hunny

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: *is very depressed but still waves* Gota science exam tomorrow at the moment trying to learn ten years of lessons!!

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: Ohhh sounds like SUCH fun :p I have to do my assignment, but am i?????? Nooooo lol

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: Good good. It's all gay. I've put pictures ont the lastest scenes now Scenes 11 and 12 still working on the rest

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: Cool cool ^_^ So how r u?

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: Had a rough night....but am I complaining?!?!?!......I don't think so. What did you get up to?

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: urgh, i have been working today, meh lol. why did u have a hard night?

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: Walked about two miles in heels and tights that wouldn't stay up....OOoooo the pain. I am getting soooo confused by this science now....think I should rest my poor brain

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: what science is it?

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: EVERYTHING!!!.......urgh. Doing biology at the mo then gota learn some physics and chemistry

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: i hated science, but i did get full marks on my course work for physics lol

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: yeah me too lol!! And I can't even do it *confused* It's chemistry that I suck at. YAY [Mordeth] joined!!

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: Lol, hiya random person *waves*

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: hehe! He's one of my relation buddies. Seems to have buggered off *tuts* MEN!!

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: Psch, just when ya need um the fuck off, PSCH

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: They're all shit if you ask me lol. I'm at home alone so I got music on full blast *jigs around* That's guna piss the neighbours off

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: YAY Mini will be here in a min....wait for it.....

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: Big deal, i see mini all the time :p Lol

2004-06-06 [minifer]: lol nice to know im loved sarah.....hey tanzi! *huggles*....im home alone so my musics on loud n am eatin...gawd i love my cookin ^_^ lol

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: Well I see myself every day so :p lol!! I'm guna get [Gracie] to come on soon you'd like her she's just as insane as me. Well obviously

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: why u alone? I wo gunna be as well coz si is at dads n mam is working, but chaddy is here coz he knows how freaked i get.  Im soooooooooooo hungry

2004-06-06 [minifer]: im alone cos my rents have gone to an acoustic night in leeds....and jay would rather go to bobs n see ollies new super-dooper-pooper camera than come to mine.....its cos he wants to wank over his skatin footage....oooo i wanna meet gracie...cos she seems like she'd be kewlies

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: My parents have gone to my aunties. Urgh just remembering when I did the ouiji bored in this room *freaks*

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: I would offer you to come to mine, but im sure i live way to far away ... and dont know you lol

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: and mini, i cant fuckin believe jay would do that!!! what a cunt!

2004-06-06 [minifer]: awww...bless ya...i refuse always to do ouiji board...speciall after imi lol.....i know i know..but thats jay...i was only messin bout the wankin...well..maybe not...lol...but ya know...tis all good....

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: I did the ouiji bored on hallowee night by myself coz I'm a freak lol

2004-06-06 [minifer]: lol....bless ya...my friends once did ouiji board n i was in the room wi them n twas freaky enough then...

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: lol, and i dont blame you wi the immie thing, she went a bit weird.

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: After I did it I felt someon grab my leg

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: After i did it my best friend went weird and thought she was posessed by 3 or 4 spirits. Then she started DATING one of them....

2004-06-06 [minifer]: ooo.....freaky....well..imi...she had a bf on there....'who could only control her hand hehe'....

2004-06-06 [Tanzi Took]: .......LOL wow.

2004-06-06 [minifer]: oh yes....the fun...now were (well sarah) settin her up with a guy known as chicken fucker..for quite obvious reasons... lol

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: Actually......... Ya know iam mortimor??? Used to go 2 the valley, liams m8

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: im setting her up wi him LOL

2004-06-06 [minifer]: lol...ah well....go for it...i think they suit better...cos i think chicken fuckers kinda kewl...both ian n imi kinda...aint lol

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: lol, true true :p And ian told me he wo in love wi me :s So im setting him up wi immie lol

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: i'll be back in about 2 hours. Maybe an hour n half

2004-06-06 [minifer]: lol....fairy snuff...good way to get him to not love you lol....why where ya goin??...i wont be hear ya know lol *love n lollipops* xxxxxx

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: y not? Im watching 'the last dance' with chaddy

2004-06-06 [minifer]: ooo i wanna watch that but i wont see the end...i wont be here cos my rents are coming home bout 11 n im sposed to be havin a 'early night' wi it being skool 2moro

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: ahhh

2004-06-06 [Same old same old!]: gutted :p See ya later sweety, we need to meet up anyway coz u need the cow shit :p

2004-06-06 [minifer]: lol oh yeah..oo..can ya get 'save the last dance' off tanya cos she said i could borrow it since i cant watch it tonight...

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: yeh course i will hunny ^_^

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: WOOHOO! Scenes 13 and 14 and Scenes 15 and 16 have just been added!

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: Coolies, i'll chek um out in a sec

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: Coooooooooooooooooooooooool ^_^

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: *giggles* their rly good sweety

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: horay! Man I need some jelly

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: jelly? Ohh i like vodka jelly!!

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: *scurries off and returns with blackcurrent jelly* Mmmmm that's some good shit!

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: Lol... i am going to get crisps soon

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: SHIT!! I really fancy some crisps!! Havn't got any *bursts out crying* Wana do a swap for some jelly??

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: i couldnt get any, the stupid shop wo shut

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: Oooo I wondered where you went lol! OMG do you go school with Kate, short for bob?

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: yeh i go 2 college wi her. Why?

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: She used to go to my school lol! Small world init!

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: omg did she???? Where do you live?!!

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: Okehampton in devon. I didn't know her but we've chatted

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: ahh, why , whats she said about me :p Lol. 

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: Nothing I just noticed that you went school together! I think thats well wierd though! U watching BB?

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: yehh ^_^ tis ace innit! theres gunna be a big fight wi emma n viktor! ohhhh

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: Is there???? Ooooo. Who do think will go next?

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: told ya lol

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: Wow that was a Coooooooool fight!! hehe!! Marcos chest hair is really wierd

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: Lol. I wanted emma to hit him lol

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: I thought that was well funny that emma walked in on someone in the toilet again right after lol

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: lol, i know i just laughed. Bless her. I like emma, she seems cool

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: Yeah there isn't anyone I really dislike on this BB. Last time I really hated Jade

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: urghhh, she did my fuckin head in! I dont like that girl who is playing wi stu

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: Yeah she is pretty shit, I prob dislike her the most WHY DOESNT SHE JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!!! Wheres mini tonight?

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: not sure 2 be honest. i know, i just want her to leave him alone, he already said he wanted to sleep in diff beds, so the VERY next morning, she goes over 2 him and says 'hiyyaa, im going to sit next to you.... did u have a dream about me??' i mean COME ON!! jesus , she is annoying me *breaths*

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: yep! ARGH. Little slut doing that on tv! A lota people like her though I hope she don't win

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: ohhhh noooo she better not lol.

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: I really want Marco to win could you imagine his reaction?! Did you see it when he was the first person in the house?!

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: Lol, we would scream the place down!!!

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: heyy look at [sam howley]

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: haha I noticed that on the last visiters on my house page lol!! I've put stoner dude on my house as a member badge! Have you added this wiki to your house?

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: Nope, but i will do if u want me to?

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: yeah cool. I need to get it noticed more! Working on the next scene will prob put it on tomorrow. I love mr wise womble think I'll go join hehe!

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: lol, yey

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: can't wait to see more ickle friends lol. My mates got an ickle camel friend that has pink hair and smokes hehe!

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: oh is she on elftown?? If not, get a picture of it and send it to me, and i'll put it up on ickle friends for her!

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: YAY I will have to do that soon as I can! I'm guna get her to join elftown soon shes the most insane person I know it's great!

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: coolies. Well her camel can deff have a place in my ickle friends

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: I'll have to find out what it's called. I used to call my mate Rub the camel lol! Rode a camel over the deserts in Gran Canaria hehe!

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: Lol! Well, like it sez on the wiki, any1 wi suggestions can mail me :D

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: Hmmm I'm sure I've got some form of ickle friend lurking around somewhere lol. Have you got many ideas for other ones?

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: a few, im just busy with college at the mo to do them

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: Yeah me too :( Only got two weeks of exams then no more lessons til september woohoo! And thats if I do decide to stay on at college! I'm guna party SOOOO much

2004-06-07 [Same old same old!]: yeh me too!!! Yukky college, meh!!! Anyway, g2g and actually work on my assginment now lol, bye

2004-06-07 [Tanzi Took]: OMG lol! Chat to ya later! LuvTanya x

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: Heyloooo sweety, im at college now, handed in my assignment, and walked outta class to the libary coz i just cant be assed wi my 'college friends'

2004-06-08 [Spunk_bubble]: You have my name! How dare you?...... Actualyl i don't mind cause how many times am i gonan find someone with the same name as me? Lol!

2004-06-08 [sam howley]: Zeep??? (by the way tanzi, this is my best m8 tanya)

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: Zeep??? (by the way tanzi, this is my best m8 tanya)

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: Hey Tanya! Hey same old! Gota maths exam i a minute AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: Good luck sweety

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: cheers. I'm going doooooooooooooooown anyway though lol. I SUCK at maths

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: lol,hope ur ok, WE NEED DARES FOR MY PARTY!!!

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: Mmmmm they gota involve a lot of nakedness!lol. ^_^ I'll think about it

2004-06-08 [sam howley]: Lol

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: we have like... 33 dears so far ^_^

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: .........eh?

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: 33 deares sorry, for my party ^_^

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: Jus found out that [Gracie] the other insane writter of this shit is in hospital on a drip :(

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: omg ,y?

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: she got really bad tonselitus (cant spell) shes missed her maths an science gcse........totally gay

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: Oh god thats not to good!

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: It's been so hot today all the salts dissolved on this bag of peanuts I had, now they taste like crap :(

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: LOL, Aww gutted hunny *huggles* the poor penuts

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: SO CONFUSED!!! Did all the pictures on this page disappear then come back like ten minutes later? Can you see them now? ^

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