Order of the Ersatz Christians


Welcome to the ORDER OF THE ERSATZ CHRISTIANS!

 We are the people who follow christianity exactly as God says so, because we will throw our lives away just to die and find out God doesnt exsist! Yay!
 Ok seriously, as the "minister" of this order i am actually making fun of Christianity, and all the absurd, impossible to follow jargon that streams endlessly from their mouths.

The word "Ersatz" means "fake" or "false" we arent really christians (obviously) and we are trying to make fun of it, by listing all the absurd rules that God talks about.

What do we do here?

 We are people who dont like the rules, whatever belief we are atheist, Gnostic, satanist whatever..., that god has placed upon what we call Christianity. Read if we all listened to god... if you want as it is the start of this whole order I started.
 But what we do here is simply laugh at all the crap christians (mostly conservative, or as i call them 'Neo-Puritans) have devoted their lives to. Because everything on the list ,that you will most likely read, has been adhered to by someone around the world.
 From any standpoint they are all just flat out stupid! Makes me wonder if people really listen to themselves. But here we set up a challenge, as well as get some laughs, our challenge is this:

Why should we follow any one rule on that list, if we dont truly want to?

 I want real christians (devout or otherwise) to debate here with me and the members (if they want) but you have one rule:
If your only answer to any question is "Because God says so," Provide why we should listen to him using actual proof!

Well onto the matter of debasing Christianity!


THE ORDER!
Minister: [Nazarath.93]
Priests and Followers:
1.[Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]
2.[Erishkigal]
3.[de Morte]
4.[radioactive candycane]

Ask if you want to be added and tell me Why you want to


Now here is the rules you must "follow" (haha) to be an Ersatz Christian!

rules of the ersatz christian

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Links: If we all listened to god...