2004-06-14 [irulan]: Thank you :D

2004-06-14 [Imraith-Nymphial]: How do I become a patroller?

2004-06-14 [Nita]: Write lots of good reports :)

2004-06-15 [Stratakus]: Maybe it would put an end to the annoying Questions if, in bog bold letters at the top, spelled out in small words, that you don't just ask and become, you gotta work for it...

2004-06-15 [irulan]: I don't know - that doesn't seem to help on the Council page - I think you would have those who read it and then just ask to be annoying ;)

2004-06-15 [Stratakus]: It seems every time this place gets any attention is trying to explain to the people you don't just sign up. So they don't even read the previous messages.

2004-06-16 [Nita]: I think people understand that you don't just sign up. So they ask what they have to do ;)

2004-06-16 [Nita]: But I agree that we could put a small list of Patroller-FAQ on this page... :)

2004-06-16 [teptep]: that would be nice.

2004-06-16 [Imraith-Nymphial]: Can I just say that at the top of this page it says "The Patrol Squad is made up of people wanting to follow the path of the Armour and Sword. " the pertinent word there is WANTING so if we cannot become a patroller or a guard why imply that we can?

2004-06-16 [Stratakus]: There's a differance between wanting and going out and prooving you actually want to. Those who send enough valid reports eventually get noticed by the guards and are given a patroller badge. That's all we get. We get no special benifits, no ability to go into peoples houses. Just a Badge.

2004-06-16 [Calico Tiger]: Except that these people are patrollers. They aren't want-to-be patrollers ^_^

2004-06-16 [teptep]: yep

2004-06-16 [Imraith-Nymphial]: Weel if it is made clear less people would ask and I think its better to be useful to Elftown than to wander around aimlessly

2004-06-16 [teptep]: listen, they can still make reports they can still make sure to fallow the rules, and there are plunty of things on elftown to get involved with that will keep people busy stop whining about what is said in this wiki.

2004-06-16 [Stratakus]: Wandering around aimlessly isn't patrolling. If they Patrol, they might get to be Patrollers. Even sitting there and clicking Random Member button looking for rule breakers and reporting them is patrolling. Just has to be done enough to get the guards attention.

2004-06-16 [Imraith-Nymphial]: thank you [Stratakus] for being polite and explaining it. And [teptep] I am allowed an opinion and it is not whining!

2004-06-17 [teptep]: yes you are, but it is pretty clear about how things work here, sorry if I seemed a bit rude but I have been having lots of problems and things like that sounds like whining to me.

2004-06-17 [Kaimee]: strat knows all about the <<member>> and random member buttons XD

2004-06-17 [Stratakus]: ~Sniffles~ I've become a bit dtstant from my own "member" button due to the 40 days & nights ... only a week left! Patrolling keeps me busy.

2004-06-17 [Paul Doyle]: On the contrary, Strat, you are most preoccupied with your "member"---more power to you if you can complete the 40-day challenge. Heck, I couldn't.

2004-06-18 [Kaimee]: i didnt even KNOW about this 40days/nights thingy o .o;

2004-06-18 [Imraith-Nymphial]: Accepted [teptep] we all get cranky sometimes and as an 'old' newbie I'm a little slower working stuff out I suppose

2004-06-23 [teptep]: I nominate [Imraith-Nymphial] for possision of patroller

2004-06-25 [Imraith-Nymphial]: Thank you [teptep] that is much appreciated and I hope the patrollers will accept me.

2004-06-27 [Calico Tiger]: Actually, it's the Guards who choose the patrollers ;) But everyone is welcome to nominate someone ^_^

2004-06-29 [Imraith-Nymphial]: thanx. I'm still honoured that [teptep] did nominate me though

2004-07-08 [Particle Girl]: How does one become a patroller?

2004-07-08 [Calico Tiger]: It talks about it a little bit at the top of the page. Basically, send in reports over time (good ones and correct ones), and you might become a patroller ^_^

2004-07-13 [Noexistantanymo]: *wants to help elftown somehow*

2004-07-15 [teptep]: then start looking for people breaking the rules and report them...you may in time get recodnized for your help.

2004-07-15 [Disturbed Trouble]: How would u know if there breaking rules?

2004-07-15 [Noexistantanymo]: There's the uploading art rules

2004-07-15 [Disturbed Trouble]: What else could i use?

2004-07-15 [Noexistantanymo]: That's about it, and the rule "Don't be an asshole"

2004-07-15 [Disturbed Trouble]: Lol ok ,So i just go and look and see if sumoen is uploading sumthing there not?

2004-07-15 [Noexistantanymo]: and [teptep], I am roaming around and reporting others...

2004-07-15 [Disturbed Trouble]: Wa?

2004-07-15 [Noexistantanymo]: nothing..

2004-07-15 [Disturbed Trouble]: Mmmmmm k

2004-07-15 [Noexistantanymo]: Member 62280? you're pretty new on eT ?

2004-07-15 [Disturbed Trouble]: Yeah kinda i've been on for a mouth or 2

2004-07-15 [Disturbed Trouble]: Maybe longer

2004-07-15 [Noexistantanymo]: okay..

2004-07-20 [Pyro Mac]: I would like to be a patroller...I read through the rules twice and the uploading art rules twice also.

2004-07-20 [Shreya]: Send reports! ;)...and I think you need to read the UAR again...

2004-07-20 [Pyro Mac]: i will

2004-07-20 [teptep]: well shippou thats good but we don't just hire or put you on the list because you ask, first you need to make reports on those breaking the uploading art rules when the ones incharge of putting whom on the patrollers list see's your doing a good job he may add you but no promisses for I am not exactly sure how they choose.

2004-07-20 [teptep]: eeps someone beat me. :P

2004-07-20 [Pyro Mac]: lol...i will and ill do a great job of it!

2004-07-20 [EmJ Taylor]: Hello, fellow Patrollers. How art thou today?

2004-07-20 [Stratakus]: Mt friends went to the beach without me since I had to work and all the time I was focusing my elemental energies on making it thunder and ligtning, the thunder storm didn't appear until NOW when work is over so I'd better log off. Blaj\h

2004-07-29 [Whim]: Could someone please make [Paul Doyle] a patroller? I'd just like that label on him so people will know what's coming. He already acts like one. He scans houses, he tattles constantly, and he spends way too much time on the Guards wiki. Just don't make him a town guard cause he's over-zealous and would probably abuse his power.

2004-07-29 [teptep]: whim please stop acting like an asshole, I saw what you did, nice picture by the way but very unapropriet. stop hurrasing others and stop trying to egg paul on. I know it gives you a kick but grow up and act your age.

2004-07-29 [EmJ Taylor]: Unapropriet? *Quirks brow* Inappropriate, surely.

2004-07-29 [Paul Doyle]: Highly illogical. *Spock pinches everyone*

2004-07-29 [Paul Doyle]: Just in passing, now I see he is trying to offend Native Americans now :P

2004-07-29 [EmJ Taylor]: So, he spends time on the GAURDS wiki. It seems like he has touched a nerve, [Whim]. Perhaps you are driven by an insane jealousy against [Paul Doyle]. What, would it make you cry if he got to be a town guard? Shall I get out the violins and the tissues? *Snorts* It is NOT up to you to decide who is or who ISN'T a patroller. Besides, how do you know he prowls around on the guard wiki? If you didn't prowl around too, you wouldn't know. Your arguement is pathetic. Now, shoo, before I taunt you again. You already appear a fool, however, it could be much worse. *Smirks*

2004-07-29 [EmJ Taylor]: *Pounces Paul* !!! :P

2004-07-29 [True, plain and simple]: Enough of the bickering..It's undesired..Thanks.

2004-07-29 [EmJ Taylor]: Of course it is undesired. That is why I ended it. =) Hope you're well. How is that thing that you are wrking on? :D

2004-07-29 [EmJ Taylor]: *working. (Sorry, typo. ;) )

2004-07-29 [True, plain and simple]: I was refering to all the commentary since the posting made by [Whim].. Anyway, there is no reason to carry this on past this posting. 

2004-07-29 [Shreya]: You can edit your comment and fix the typos ;)

2004-07-29 [Paul Doyle]: *proposes an Elftown Punctuation Patrol Squad, perhaps to be headed by [Ocean Dreaming] and [EmJ Taylor] :P

2004-07-29 [EmJ Taylor]: Oh, yeah. Thanks, [Shreya]. ;) I am busy at the moment and I couldn't be bothered to alter it. I know, lazy as hell. Off to work now, toodles.

2004-07-29 [Pyro Mac]: intresting conversation...lol

2004-07-29 [teptep]: heh sorry for the bad grammer I ment inappropriate.

2004-07-31 [nameless, again]: Hi....I was wondering how exactly one can become a patroller....I've done some reporting on members breaking the uploading art rules and or having fake/clone/offensive accounts...

2004-07-31 [nameless, again]: If any of that counts for anything.......

2004-07-31 [Calico Tiger]: Just keep up with patrolling and reporting, and should you do a good number of them (and well written (not a report that makes us confused and wonder what the hell you're talking about)) that are correct, you may get noticed and added to here ^_^ But a couple of reports every once in a great while won't do it. Everyone can do that ^_^

2004-07-31 [nameless, again]: Will do :)

2004-07-31 [Kaimee]: is having clone houses against the rules? i know some ppl who have houses for their 'characters' or a house for a certain wiki group etcetc, i didnt realise it was against the rules :/

2004-07-31 [nameless, again]: I think it should be if its just a pointless one for "sexual" or offensive/vulgar purposes it should be against some rule...but so long as it surves some purpose (i.e. has a relation list, used for RP, etc.) it should be good...Thats just my opinion though...

2004-07-31 [Kaimee]: any official confirmation on this?

2004-07-31 [Shreya]: IMO, if the "clone" has not personally harassed you or so, there is no need to report. There's hardly anything we want to do about people who feel the need to have an attention grabbing house.

2004-07-31 [Kaimee]: ok then.... thanks ^^;

2004-08-02 [Disturbed Trouble]: Ass

2004-08-02 [nameless, again]: ???

2004-08-02 [Stratakus]: [Disturbed Trouble] Seems you're being given another chance after already being an asshole, are you trying to push your luck?

2004-08-03 [Disturbed Trouble]: Lol iunno

2004-08-04 [Disturbed Trouble]: Lol

2004-08-04 [Disturbed Trouble]: How are yalltoday?

2004-08-04 [Disturbed Trouble]: ?????????

2004-08-04 [Disturbed Trouble]: My nuts iches *stratches them * Sowwie

2004-08-04 [teptep]: [Disturbed Trouble], I don't know what you think your acomplishing by purpously trying to piss us off but just because you where unbanned once doesn't mean the next time your banned it is gonna happen again.

2004-08-09 [Sagacious Turkey]: must have more badges! har har har har!!!

2004-08-09 [Kaimee]: werent you banned for stealing badges?

2004-08-09 [Paul Doyle]: Hmm, sounds like Garfield needs to be neutered by the evil vetenarian :P

2004-08-09 [Whim]: hehehe...that's hilarious, garfield. I totally get the joke...

2004-08-09 [Stratakus]: And there are animated gifs not created by him in his house... hmm...

2004-08-09 [teptep]: indeed, and whim also joins the rank of banned and unbanned, all of them are treading on thin ice.

2004-08-09 [Whim]: but it's one hell of a ride

2004-08-09 [teptep]: maybe for you whim but I expect someone like you and your friends to live idioticly in my opinion, and scence you know you tick me off I enjoy the simple fact that if for once you deside to do something stupid to amuse yourself that goes against the efltown rules that ice will break, but who is to say that will actualy happen in fact I am only speculating.

2004-08-09 [True, plain and simple]: Wow, enough of this crap. Stop the bickering, though my guess is someone came to that conclusion earlier.

2004-08-09 [Disturbed Trouble]: I was just asking how are yall today :( !!!!!

2004-08-09 [Whim]: Ok, guess what! I'm on a huge kick where I'm gonna be doing some crazy things the next few days to a week. Had some depressing troubles and now I think I may have lost it. If any of you patrollers want me banned for calling you all names that I'll not mention here, this is the time to start watching. Mwuahahahaha....hehe...hoo hoo. Love you too tep tep.

2004-08-10 [Disturbed Trouble]: :'''(

2004-08-26 [Paul Doyle]: Conratulations [Leara]!

2004-08-26 [Avaz]: I like the patroller falcon/raven/generic-black-bird too :P but I guess having a godly title overrules any chance of perhaps getting another. hehehe

2004-08-27 [Leara]: YAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAY!!!! Mwehehee. *happies*

2004-09-01 [Pyro Mac]: i wish i could join...im finding as many as i can

2004-09-02 [Slayer Chick]: can i join? and if so...what do i have to prove or do? please help...

2004-09-02 [Stratakus]: It's all written at the top of the page on hw. It's not a Sign Up thing, it's more of a badge of honor, going above and beyond the call of duty... and being a big snitch.

2004-09-02 [Leara]: *cough* *appears as an innocent angel*

2004-09-02 [Stratakus]: ~Pies Leara with chocolate and strawberry pie~ There are no innocents!

2004-09-02 [Leara]: XD I damn well put on a good act! I was told once I could be so innocent it was evil, and vice versa, somethign that shouldn't be possible. YA! PIES!!!!

2004-09-02 [Stratakus]: Well the patroller badge is proof you're not innocent of being a tattle tail.

2004-09-02 [Leara]: lol, well, isn't like breaking the rules is something their trying to hide, so I wouldn't nessesarly call it a tattle tail. XD

2004-09-02 [Stratakus]: I dunno. I sent a warning to soemone saying that the things at their house weren't allowed to be there, the reply I got was "Well, thank's for the warning but since the guards havn't found out yet, I'm going to keep them up until they tell me to take them down". It sounded like an invitation to me.

2004-09-02 [jenoclone1]: i agree i have been having problems with a certain person myself I know her personally and i've told her to stop but she won't

2004-09-02 [Leara]: give me the link, I'll see to it. >:3 I actually use reporting people as a way to vent frustration and anger by thinking how pissed their gonna be when they see their pic has been removed. I'm so mean. >.>

2004-09-02 [Leara]: And the Tarepanda in your mood isn't allowed, I'm being nice by telling you, instead of reporting. lol.

2004-09-02 [Stratakus]: And the award for the most congested and useless description section goes to [jenoclone1]

2004-09-02 [Paul Doyle]:

2004-09-10 [Sagacious Turkey]: can a patroller do anything different from a normal elftowner?

2004-09-10 [Stratakus]: Nope. It's more like being given a Medal than being given a job and a Badge.

2004-09-11 [Slayer Chick]: so are u allowed to join and take a badge? i help out alot around elftown, and never give up, i try as hard as i can. is there a chance?

2004-09-11 [Sunrose]: You are not allowed to join without being asked for the job and if you take the badge yourself you would be stealing. The badge is given to you when you have been asked to join (and when you accepted of course...)

2004-09-11 [Slayer Chick]: O.O oh...so there is no chance...

2004-09-11 [True, plain and simple]: People who submit a lot of good, useful guard reports are generally considered to become Patrollers.

2004-09-11 [teptep]: no there is a chance, keep reporting violaters of the uplaoding art rules and it is possible someday that they will recodnize your hard work. I am not saying however that a few reports are gonna make you a patroller now, just keep doing what your doing.

2004-09-11 [Fireblade K'Chona]: And of course, ego-boosting doesn't hurt either, does it, teptep? :P

2004-09-11 [teptep]: roar and scratches at the air all hunched over and runs off to his dark corner of the castle.

2004-09-11 [Fireblade K'Chona]: ...ok then...

2004-09-11 [Slayer Chick]: O.O...ok^.^ thanx!

2004-09-14 [jenoclone1]: yes i got an award *dances wildly*

2004-09-14 [jenoclone1]: i was having problems with [Wolf Goddess]

2004-09-14 [Kaimee]: pardon?

2004-09-15 [Slayer Chick]: [jenoclone1] Is [Wolf Goddess] Harrassing you in any way? If so, report her to the gurds. She might get banned anyways because she is breaking the Uploading Art Rules.

2004-09-16 [jenoclone1]: i know she yells at me for telling the gaurds but i hate her guts anyway (please understand how hard it is for me to not use more colorful language)

2004-09-16 [Stratakus]: The Block command is in place for a reason. I've blocked plenty of people.

2004-09-17 [Anonymous]: The Patrollers have now 2 Master Patrollers.

2004-09-18 [Paul Doyle]: Congratulations, [teptep] and [Stratakus]!!!!

2004-09-18 [Stratakus]: Woot! I'm a Master(bater) Patroller!

2004-09-18 [Paul Doyle]: Cum celebrate with us :PPPPPPP

2004-09-18 [Leara]: O.O At the tae kwon do in my town, or some martial arts where they had to call their teacher Master, one of the teacher's last name was Bates...so they had to call him 'Master Bates'. O.O

2004-09-18 [teptep]: laughs oh dear lord thats funny

2004-09-18 [Slayer Chick]: heehee reat job [teptep] and [Stratakus]!!! and hey [jenoclone1] just use the BLOCK button at the top of your page ok. The she won't ever bother you again, ok^_^

2004-09-18 [Lerune]: Congratulations to [teptep] and [Stratakus]!

2004-09-18 [Imraith-Nymphial]: well done [Stratakus] and [teptep]

2004-09-18 [irulan]: Yes, yes - congratulations you guys! :D

2004-09-18 [EmJ Taylor]: Hey, hey. How come they got to be a Master Patroller, and I didn't?! LOL!

2004-09-18 [Stratakus]: Because you don't have a penis. ~Grins~

2004-09-18 [EmJ Taylor]: *Quirks brow* Uh-huh, that's what YOU think. *Grins back*

2004-09-18 [Stratakus]: severed manparts in jars don't count.

2004-09-19 [Paul Doyle]: I thought birdies didn't have dongs.

2004-09-19 [Lerune]: Well, in Stat's case, it was the provacative photo spreads he bribes us with. ;o)

2004-09-19 [Paul Doyle]: Well, I'm working on a fun place for all that, in banana cheesecake land ;-)

2004-09-19 [Stratakus]: "seducing" married women is going to get me killed one day.

2004-09-19 [Slayer Chick]: O.O ok...*slowly backs away*....scoot*...*scoot*...*scoot*

2004-09-19 [Stratakus]: It's just a Hobby, I don't plan on making a career out of it.. I'm to much like my father, all joker.

2004-09-19 [Sirfy]: congrats [Stratakus] and [teptep] :D

2004-09-19 [EmJ Taylor]: MAKE ME A MASTER PATROLLER, YOU BASTARDS! *Snickers*

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: Yeah that'll get you further up! ;)

2004-09-21 [jenoclone1]: baka i already did but still i had to dael with her at school last yeah but she moved ^_^*victory dance*

2004-09-21 [teptep]: jenoclone what are you talking about?

2004-09-21 [Imraith-Nymphial]: duh!

2004-09-22 [EmJ Taylor]: Shrine of Emma Lol, fellow Patrollers. I have new photos of me. Check them out, if you wish. ;-)

2004-09-22 [Leara]: Uh huh...so you made yourself a shrine, and called yourself beautiful. Excuse me if I find that only *minorly* vain and egotistical.

2004-09-22 [Imraith-Nymphial]: hey I've lost 5 stone since december and dont need a shrine to tell me I succeeded

2004-09-22 [Avaz]: Congratulations, but some people like to let other people know how they are doing. Don't knock it just because it's not how you do things. To each their own, I say, and I firmly believe in that. :)

2004-09-22 [EmJ Taylor]: Well, done, Imraith! That is wicked. And, it isn't a "shrine" per se. I named it a Shrine because there are lots of photos of me in it. I could have called it a Haven. It doesn't really matter what the title was does it? It is simply expressing that I have lost weight and am proud of it and want to share it with my relations, who care for me very much. Not that hard to comprehend, really. ;-)

2004-09-22 [EmJ Taylor]: Thanks, Avaz, sweetie. I know. Some people tend to think I enjoy "showing off" about my life. Pffft, quite the opposite. I agree with you, Avaz. Like I always say, if people do not wish to know about me or my issues or about my weight loss, then they should simply keep "shtum".

2004-09-22 [Avaz]: They also have the option of never clicking on your wikilink too.. so,.. yeah. And your welcome ^_^

2004-09-22 [teptep]: leara and imraith, it is ok for someone to be happy about something, not only is this site for artists and art related things but it is about community, and getting to know you nahbor. this is unless that nahbor is a vandil smart ass know it all that knows nothing, but don't down chamberrogue for wanting to share, if you where to get to know her you would see she has a lot to be happy about, and I sapport her happyness.

2004-09-22 [Leara]: I love how people misunderstand practically everything I say and totally twist it. Bravo.

2004-09-22 [teptep]: yaaaay for me!

2004-09-22 [Imraith-Nymphial]: it was an observation nothing more

2004-09-22 [True, plain and simple]: Let's at least try to keep the comments in this wiki-page on topic..

2004-09-22 [Imraith-Nymphial]: ok suitably chastened *hangs head in shame* I need a cream bun after that shame on you lol. Seriously I know its hard and you are right to feel good about yourself. Well done

2004-09-23 [Slayer Chick]: O.O *blink* *blink*

2004-09-26 [Paul Doyle]: [Adnama]! You continue to rock! Congratulations ^__^

2004-09-26 [EmJ Taylor]: ATTENTION fellow Patrollers. Keep an eye on [slipknot queen], this is the fourth time I have reported her to to guards. JESUS.

2004-09-26 [Sunrose]: (forum??)

2004-09-27 [Lioness123]: Awesome! I'm a new patroller!

2004-09-27 [Paul Doyle]: Congratulations, [Lioness123]! ^_^

2004-09-27 [Lioness123]: thankee! :)

2004-09-28 [Lioness123]: I just reported [slipknot queen] for having a pic of the band, Slipknot. Geez, won't she ever learn?

2004-09-28 [Slayer Chick]: i guess not....we have all treid to tell her...seriously...

2004-09-28 [Lioness123]: why hasn't she been warned (or if so) why hasn't she been banned?

2004-09-28 [Slayer Chick]: she has been warned many many times, i hear of her alot! and i don't really know why though...

2004-09-28 [Lerune]: The Guards have it taken care of. =o)

2004-09-28 [Slayer Chick]: Ok! ^_^

2004-09-28 [EmJ Taylor]: No, Faith. It has still not been taken down. The images are still there as far as I can see. [slipknot queen] - she will not learn. Jesus. I have reported her about six times!!!

2004-09-28 [shudson]: the picture is gone, empty your cache and you'll won't see it any more

2004-09-28 [teptep]: yes there gone but it seems she still has a movie screen shot of the ring not sure why that wasn't taken down.

2004-09-28 [EmJ Taylor]: Yep, yep. It has gone. Which ring, Tep?

2004-09-28 [True, plain and simple]: The movie, The Ring, a.k.a. Ringu (Ringu 0 and 2 as well) in Japan.

2004-09-28 [shudson]: that's from "the ring"? sheesh. it's gone now too.

2004-09-28 [True, plain and simple]: Yeah, it's the scene where what's her face falls into the well, and finds the body of the psychopathic posessed little girl. ;)

2004-09-28 [Sunrose]: lol..

2004-09-28 [teptep]: yep

2004-09-28 [EmJ Taylor]: LOL, TIM. I know what the ring is. *Fwaps you*

2004-10-20 [Slayer Chick]: hey hey everyone! I just wanted to know if i can put the following image in my house with out being a guard or a patroller...????

2004-10-20 [Young J.C.]: That would be supporting them... why not?

2004-10-20 [Paul Doyle]: talk to [Mordigen] about joining stop the revolution :-)

2004-10-20 [Sunrose]: [Slayer Chick]: you can use that banner. It was made by [Bratt] by the way *^^*

2004-10-21 [Slayer Chick]: ok kewlies ^_^ hehe i'll put it up right now!...

2004-10-21 [Sunrose]: You're welcome! ^^