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Fake Pagans.
Can't live with them, and yes we could easily live without them.


Welcome to Playgans the psychotic rantings of the Exhibit A: [Delladreing]. Formed out of sheer madness and frustration Playgans was born out of a love for religion and genuine faith, mixed in with a healthy dosage of psychosis and religious zeal enough to make even the most devout fundamentalist feel ashamed.


The rant began in the year of 2004 and is still going strong. During this time Playgans has come under fire and been branded as a "hate site", Dela herself has been tainted with the foulness of such accusations.
The aim of Playgans was never to incite or promote religious hatred. The aim of Playgans was to educate the masses, the fakers found on the web, and to give those serious about their faith in the pagan world a place to come and have a bit of a chat. So far it has been working well and we now have a wider branch of readers than we ever had before. The fact that the site contains a lot of references to violence, and psychosis does not mean that the content found within is hate mongering. It is merely [Delladreing]'s style of writing. And mindset. (Heh.)


At this point she would like to thank all of those that have shown her project such support. Had there not been so much support and loyalty from readers she would have allowed Playgans to fade away a long time ago. Thank you to all of you :)


Playgans News
Click for all your news and other random crap.
To go back in time, click the Playgans News Archive.
Please note any important news will be added to the bottom of the wiki in bold.


NEWS PREVIEW:
dear diary....


And now, on with the ranting:


-The Original Rant.

The pebble that started the avalanche.



Vaguely educational, the things you really ought to read:


-The Term "Playgan"   -Definition of a Real Wiccan   -You Might Be a Playgan if...
-Further Reading   -Further Further Reading


-Setting the Myths Straight   -Pentacle/Pentagram Which Is It?   -OMG! i h3xx0rz u!  
-Jeeves! Bring me my gun...   -So you're a vampyre huh?


-Faffing hell...   -Its all in the name...   -Religious tolerance...


Frothing at the mouth seizure induced ranting:


-"Omg I pwn u!"...o rly?   -Oh no...   -Fuck the What?  
-So you've seen 'The Craft'?   -The Witch is Back


*NEW*
The Commercialist Witch

 


Some Wiccan texts and explanations of their origins etc etc.
-The Ardanes- Gerald Gardner
-The Full Wiccan Rede- Doreen Valiente
-Charge of the Goddess - Doreen Valiente
-Charge of the God-Doreen Valiente
-Witches Rune - Doreen Valiente
-Witches Creed - Doreen Vaiente


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-Members of Playgans Join! :)
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*Stagger, sway, crumples to the ground and lays there twitching*
As you can see, we've had a major epic overhaul of vast proportions. Now witness the fire power of this fully armed and operational battle station fine lines and the smoothness of the layout. No more ocd inducing amount of STUFF crammed in to one page. (gottafixitgottafixitgottafixit) And it's only taken me five months. Aha ahahahah ahahahahahahah ahem heh hmm...Although you may think you know some of these rants well, please note that although I've used the same title for a lot of things, I have actually, in some cases rewritten the entire thing. So please, go have another read. Anything currently missing, such as the fanart, fansongs etc etc will be put back in at a later date. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go over in to that corner and die

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2007-10-01 [Avoral]: It's 3 AM and one of my friends seems to have caught me at an actual vulnerable point. Maybe my head's just too receptive at the moment, but she's my ghost-hunting partner, and she just HAD to send me this image.
It's burned in my head. And I'm seeing it in the corner of my eye, behind the glass door and then thinking it's just a figment of my imagination.
Normally I'm completely desensitized.
But I can't help imagining this. And it's terrifying, just because it's so unnatural.

XTheCorpseBrideX (2:44:08 AM): every once in awhile people see this white dog on Carson Drive, but that doesn’t seem to scary until it stands on two legs and comes at you. This thing whatever it is was first spotted 6 years ago and is still seen to this day by residents of Carson Dr.

2007-10-01 [sequeena_rae]: 18:11:37 Azuri: Id vote for you if i could squee XD

04:22:37 Sobre is the shit: I'll cheer you on Squee!!!! *get's her pom-pom's and old cheerleader out fit and replaces "Raiders" with "Squee" and put's it on* GOOOOO!!!!! *run's off in a fit off giggles*


WAI.

2007-10-01 [Azuri]: :D Btw squee I think i stole your hair color when I dyed my hair recently O.o

2007-10-01 [Fuu]: Azuri it's bad to steal things from ppl. :/

2007-10-01 [Azuri]: I know I know *tear* It was a accident though, the color looked purple/red brown and i was like OMG i like purple! I can get away with this too! so yea >> Didn't realize it till I was looking at one of Squees pictures XD

2007-10-01 [a faerie tale]: Ouch. My face is not excited.

2007-10-02 [Fuu]: lol. I know that feeling Azuri.

2007-10-02 [Azuri]: Hehe, I try to find the funkiest natural colors I can because I can't dye my hair weird colors *kicks work* Foook you and your "Family resturant" stupid Mcds >.>

2007-10-02 [sequeena_rae]: [Azuri]; How dare you nick my hair colour :p

Which reminds me, I must NOT dye my hair again. I'm trying to grow it out, I've forgotten what my natural colour is xD

2007-10-02 [Estantia]: isn't it a blonde/brown colour?

2007-10-02 [sequeena_rae]: Light brown :P With streaks of white xD

2007-10-02 [Estantia]: you know the white bits aren't actually s plus...

2007-10-02 [sequeena_rae]: Err no o.O

2007-10-02 [Estantia]: ...carry on with the optimism then!

2007-10-02 [sequeena_rae]: Okay!

2007-10-02 [Delladreing]: Who says they're not?

2007-10-02 [sequeena_rae]: [Estantia] :P XD

2007-10-02 [Estantia]: fair point, they can look quite nice...

2007-10-02 [sequeena_rae]: When I can get them to act nicely :p Mostly they make me look like Morticia. It's a defining feature though xD

2007-10-02 [Estantia]: and you could do tome good rogue cosplay if the rest of it were red...

2007-10-02 [sequeena_rae]: I could...If I knew what that was.

2007-10-02 [Delladreing]: x-men...

2007-10-02 [sequeena_rae]: Oh. I don't like x-men xP

2007-10-02 [Delladreing]: Were you not the Welsh Me I'd disown you for that XD

2007-10-02 [sequeena_rae]: Bovad xD

2007-10-03 [Estantia]: But rogue rocks!

2007-10-03 [sequeena_rae]: But I don't care xP

2007-10-03 [Azuri]: Heh the reason I dyed my hair was that too much of the original color was showing, its been like a year and a half since ive dyed my hair and i hate my original color cause its boreing.

Squee, if I didn't love you I'd give you a good shin kicking for that O.o

2007-10-03 [sequeena_rae]: Gawd mun, leave me alone. I don't like x-men, deal. My loves lays in HP, Dr Who and Torchwood :P

2007-10-03 [Estantia]: Read diana wynne jones, you'll love it ^_^

no, really...

2007-10-03 [Azuri]: Heh i suppose you can not like it since I don't know what those last things you said were.

2007-10-03 [a faerie tale]: I haven't died my hair in forever.

2007-10-04 [Azuri]: Heh its fun to randomly change your hair color :D

2007-10-04 [starry_bellend]: [Estantia] is summin eles!

2007-10-04 [sequeena_rae]: XD Thank you mod, for that intellectual comment of doom *hugz*

2007-10-04 [starry_bellend]: Lmfaoooo! Anytime :P

2007-10-04 [sequeena_rae]: Legend mun *fist*

2007-10-04 [starry_bellend]: *fist* I would comment further on the matter but I wont lmao

2007-10-04 [HiddenFire]: If that's not the way to do that fist-hitting-acknowledgments-thingy in an awkward online digital medium... then I don't want to know. @.@

2007-10-04 [sequeena_rae]: I have no idea what that meant o.O XD

And mod, please don't lmao

2007-10-04 [starry_bellend]: wtf!

2007-10-04 [Delladreing]: Lmao!

2007-10-04 [starry_bellend]: Lmfaooo now im glad I held my tounge :P It would have been my very bad!

2007-10-04 [sequeena_rae]: You hold your tongue. Don't make me laugh xP

2007-10-04 [starry_bellend]: Lmao It could have been embarrasing had I put into words what was in my mind lmaoo!

2007-10-04 [sequeena_rae]: It's always embarrassing!!

2007-10-04 [HiddenFire]: LMFAO, I had to do it. I just couldn't resist. ^_^
*mischievous*

2007-10-04 [sequeena_rae]: I still don't get it o.O

2007-10-04 [Azuri]: lol *pets Squee*

2007-10-05 [starry_bellend]: Neither do I :P

2007-10-05 [sequeena_rae]: We're the stupid mod :p

2007-10-05 [Estantia]: *illish* why am i summin else?

2007-10-05 [starry_bellend]: You are unique :P

2007-10-05 [Estantia]: I know I am, i'm the only person on campus I've seen with a plait.

2007-10-05 [sequeena_rae]: haha tha is ur bad

2007-10-05 [Azuri]: XD wow you peoples are crazy

2007-10-05 [sequeena_rae]: no rly :p

2007-10-05 [Azuri]: Ya Rly

2007-10-06 [sequeena_rae]: shit on me I never knew that xPPP

2007-10-07 [Sobre is the shit]: *sits down on a chair sighing* Everyone in the real world is sane so your all figments of my imagination. (*inner demon* or so she says....)

Lol. Please, forgive the boredom. Hehehe

2007-10-07 [Azuri]: no see it doesn't work that way, we are the sane ones and they are the crazies! XD

2007-10-07 [Estantia]: the only sane people are the ones in the mental hospitals, because they actually see the world as it is (and so can't cope)

2007-10-08 [Fuu]: That's so true Estantia, I never thought of that. I think...

2007-10-08 [Estantia]: I've been saying it for years, it's just that now the explanation is plausible.

2007-10-08 [Delladreing]: Ah it makes me smile to log in every day and see I have comments to read on here. Even if they are about how insane people are :P

2007-10-08 [sequeena_rae]: I'm just going to say "wtf" and leave it at that.

2007-10-08 [Azuri]: Lol Squee? Actually leaving something alone! *le gasp!!!*

2007-10-08 [sequeena_rae]: Relish it, it probably won't happen again xD

2007-10-08 [Azuri]: I know! Its like super amazing *screencaps*

2007-10-08 [sequeena_rae]: lmao

2007-10-09 [Fuu]: O.O Wait hold on a second here! Squee is leaving something alone? O.O People I think the fire and brimstone people call hell just froze over.

2007-10-09 [sequeena_rae]: *twitch* Now I want to rip it apart :(

Stop messing with my willpower!! >_< XD

2007-10-09 [Azuri]: XD Penguins in hell right?

2007-10-09 [Fuu]: But penguins look so cute! ..... yea they must be hell -.- lol

2007-10-10 [Azuri]: by now? yea totally in hell. I might have even put some in there myself XD

2007-10-10 [starry_bellend]: I is here aye!

2007-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: Hello aye :D

2007-10-10 [starry_bellend]: lmao om have been gone for a while

2007-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: Yar, your bad xP

2007-10-10 [starry_bellend]: But now im back.......elvs beware lmfaooooo!

2007-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: ...Is that Elvis or elves? xD

2007-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: Oh, it's elves x) LMAO. Ah legend mun. (I'm slow today)

2007-10-10 [starry_bellend]: lmfaoo (are you gerrin my drift) :)

2007-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: (I has always got your drift, and no you do not smell of roses lmao) ;)

2007-10-10 [starry_bellend]: lmao how very jipping

2007-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: I sat up all night thinking that one up :P

2007-10-11 [Fuu]: Then what does aye smell like squee? -.-

2007-10-11 [Estantia]: smoky bacon corn flakes.

2007-10-11 [sequeena_rae]: Say wut o.O

2007-10-11 [Azuri]: XD I like bacon. So happy I had some today *loves IHOP*

2007-10-11 [Delladreing]: I totally miss IHOP. I've gone 3 months without pancakes and the very mention of it made me twitch.

2007-10-11 [sequeena_rae]: o.O Am I missing something?

2007-10-11 [Azuri]: awww! *pets Dela and gives pancakes* I had a blueberry crepe <3

2007-10-11 [Delladreing]: International House of Pancakes <3

2007-10-11 [sequeena_rae]: wut

2007-10-11 [Azuri]: Its an amazing place, you must visit if you get the chance.

2007-10-11 [sequeena_rae]: I will :P and clean it out >.>

2007-10-11 [Azuri]: As it should be XD

2007-10-11 [Delladreing]: Haha! Yuss!

2007-10-11 [sequeena_rae]: especially is Lisa is with me :P

2007-10-11 [Delladreing]: I got made fun of, I could only eat half of my breakfast in there.

2007-10-11 [Azuri]: lol that happened to my husband today. Only hes sick so they forgave him XD

2007-10-11 [sequeena_rae]: Aww, it's okay Dela, Britain is different :P

2007-10-11 [Delladreing]: lol, I didn't have an excuse. Other than, you guys have MASSIVE portions of food compared to here!

2007-10-11 [Azuri]: Lol totally, hence why we have a issue with obesity if you havent noticed >>

2007-10-11 [Delladreing]: ...Scotland is the second fattest country in the world...hah. Right after America...you'd think I'd be used to it then XD

2007-10-11 [sequeena_rae]: LMAO. no wai.

2007-10-11 [Azuri]: XD Wow totally didn't know that XD

Dela youd die should you ever visit any of the Mom and pop dinners or anything, I mean hell they kill me! The plates are hugenormous O.o

2007-10-11 [Delladreing]: Aye...haha yea. I nearly died on holiday XD

2007-10-11 [sequeena_rae]: Surely they can't be THAT much bigger than portions we get here? o.O;

2007-10-11 [Azuri]: Youd be surprised squee lol

2007-10-11 [sequeena_rae]: Probably :P

2007-10-11 [sequeena_rae]: The biggest meal I've seen was a mixed grill...don't know how big that is in comparison

2007-10-11 [Azuri]: I havent a clue what that is XD

2007-10-11 [Delladreing]: Squee....its tiny haha

2007-10-11 [Azuri]: http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/08/00/23230008.jpg

Best picture I could really find, stupid google not doing what I want XD

2007-10-11 [sequeena_rae]: mixed grill is like; bacon, sausage, lamb etc all different types of meat.

YOU WUT. my cousin almost had a heart attack eating one of those!

2007-10-11 [sequeena_rae]: That's for ONE person?!

2007-10-11 [Delladreing]: Hahahaha, best reaction evar

2007-10-11 [Azuri]: Lol totally, in some places it is XD

Most of the time just look at the plate thats the fullest and well there ya go XD

2007-10-11 [Delladreing]: Hahah. Happened to me. I looked at the plate in front of me...looked again, and pushed it away XD

2007-10-11 [Azuri]: XD Wow I dont think ive ever done that but maybe its just cause im used to it O.o

2007-10-11 [Delladreing]: Maybe...it was the largest meal I have ever seen.

2007-10-11 [Azuri]: Where the hell where you at?

2007-10-11 [Delladreing]: Well one place was applebees, I dont remember the other place but my brother ordered a hamburger there and it was bigger than his head lmao

2007-10-11 [Azuri]: Lol, I like applebees XD Last time we went Pete couldnt finish his either so yea dont feel bad lol

2007-10-12 [Fuu]: Damn.... I'm not gone a full day even and I apparently missed quite a bit.

2007-10-12 [Azuri]: It happens, it happens lol.

2007-10-12 [sequeena_rae]: Well shit. I'm quite scared of America now ;p Please don't tell me that's considered a small portion :p

2007-10-12 [Fuu]: lol. Yea.... we have huge meals in the states. And I'm a small thing myself so I can never finish everything ><;

2007-10-12 [sequeena_rae]: Lmao, Americans must think we British are anorexic o.O

2007-10-12 [Azuri]: Hahah I dunno, never seen what your guys portions are lol

2007-10-12 [Delladreing]: For your average Brit, a full meal is a third or so of what you guys eat :P

2007-10-12 [sequeena_rae]: Yes XD

2007-10-12 [Azuri]: XD nice

2007-10-13 [Fuu]: Can I have that as a portion instead of the American? I am a small little thing, I don't understand why people expect me to clean my plate. ><; I is tiny.

2007-10-13 [Azuri]: jush you is tiny. Im usually ok but then again I'm very full afterwards and don't eat a whole lot each day lol

2007-10-15 [Fuu]: lol Azuri. Btw does anyone have any ideas on how to make stupid teens wish they were dead? Because someone decided to play cute and steal my backpack with all my college books in it from my car. -.- Once I get my hands on them.... argh!

2007-10-15 [HiddenFire]: Here in America we don't really know what a portion size is. We eat WAY too much. And on top of that, it's not that healthy. It's almost like we make up for poor nutrition but having a ton of it. Here, people seek the full sensation more than they do good food. In fact, I think if people would slow down and enjoy their food, they might actually be a lot healthier.

I'm a thin one too. But I also have a medical condition which forces me to eat slowly or suffer stabbing pain. I also can't eat till I'm stuffed or I'll again suffer stabbing pain. I eat till I'm satisfied, not till I'm full. But then again, I've also got a lightning fast metabolism. *shrugs*
~Nathaniel

2007-10-16 [Azuri]: Totally true, its crazy how much people eat. I cant say much i eat till im full I couldnt eat any more than that because id throw up i only eat like 2 times a day though lol

2007-10-16 [Delladreing]: I eat constantly, but small things. Its the only way I survive uni.

2007-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: I live on toast :)

2007-10-16 [Delladreing]: That too.

2007-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: But toast is the best so it doesn't matter xD

Usually though I'm lucky if I can make it through one proper meal a day. Erm, proper being British size that is.

2007-10-16 [Delladreing]: lol- yes. As in slightly fattening but not enough to feed a third world in one sitting :p

2007-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: Yes :D

2007-10-16 [Delladreing]: Although toast has turned on me, I can't keep to swallow this piece without it clawing my throat to pieces, *hack*

2007-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: Colds/Flu usually does that to you. Stick to soup :p

2007-10-16 [Delladreing]: Would do if we fucking had any.

2007-10-16 [sequeena_rae]: Then living on tea it is

2007-10-16 [Delladreing]: Indeed.

2007-10-16 [Azuri]: I could live on tea *gives Dela soup*

2007-10-16 [Delladreing]: Thankee <3 :P

2007-10-16 [Azuri]: hehe *pets*

2007-10-29 [Fuu]: Just because it's been dead in these comments for a while.... meow.

2007-10-30 [sequeena_rae]: *pets*

2007-10-31 [Fuu]: Yay I get petted! ^^ ...... wow..... I just realized how wrong that sounds. ><;

2007-10-31 [Estantia]: it could be much worse I assure you.

2007-10-31 [sequeena_rae]: *cough*

2007-10-31 [Silver Moon]: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

2007-10-31 [Estantia]: samhein?

2007-10-31 [Silver Moon]: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-10-31 [Estantia]: *smiles* I have quite a few pagan friends, but I still manage to get some one the festival names mixed up (ie I keep thinking beltane's in autumn...)

2007-10-31 [Silver Moon]: I had the problem remembering how it was spelled after five classes my brain is mush lol

2007-10-31 [Estantia]: don't blame you, mush is fun ^_^

2007-10-31 [Silver Moon]: not when you are trying to think of important things!

2007-10-31 [Estantia]: ok fair point

2007-10-31 [Silver Moon]: yay it stinks ><

2007-10-31 [Estantia]: yeah... I['ve been reading through the pages again and reminding myself why dela rocks, however I also feel like discussing it with someone and wanting to learn, not from sites but what people actually think of it...

2007-10-31 [Silver Moon]: can't think on it right now...sorry

2007-10-31 [Estantia]: I know, I never said I could, just that I felt like it, don't worry, it'll pass and I'll be back to being asleep tomorrow.

2007-10-31 [Silver Moon]: lol I know

2007-10-31 [Estantia]: it's great isn't it?

2007-10-31 [Silver Moon]: what is???

2007-10-31 [Delladreing]: That, si what playgans is fooor :)

Although not right now because I am drunnker than a lord, lady and servant houseold staff COMBINED. Remind me when I regain concoiusness though ;P

2007-10-31 [Silver Moon]: lol I am soooooo confused!!!!!!

2007-10-31 [Estantia]: by that time I'll have lost consciousness though...

2007-10-31 [Silver Moon]: ish confused*

2007-11-01 [Fuu]: Happy Samhein! ^^

2007-11-01 [Silver Moon]: you too ^-^

2007-11-01 [sequeena_rae]: Shit you talk a lot in one night *spanks all* >:D

[Estantia], you sound the slightest bit obsessed with our Dela, don't make me hurt you :P

2007-11-01 [Delladreing]: She would not be the first were it the case.

2007-11-01 [sequeena_rae]: Oh no wait, that was me.

2007-11-02 [Fuu]: lol. That's because we all love you Dela. ^^ <3 Spread the love, lol. No, wait, don't... I'm afraid your version of "love" might involve a bloody dagger. Especially if it's a bad day >.><.<

2007-11-02 [Silver Moon]: ???????? ish confused.. I don't want to be spanked..

2007-11-02 [Linderel]: Spanking is goooood >:D *humps Squee*

2007-11-02 [Estantia]: right, all's back to normal...

2007-11-02 [sequeena_rae]: omg *humps the lami* <33333

2007-11-02 [Delladreing]: The general decorum of the place went a tad downhill when Squee joined, this fact has always amused me :P

2007-11-02 [HiddenFire]: Was there humping before the squee? here, I mean. Obviously it was elsewhere. @.@

2007-11-02 [sequeena_rae]: I didn't do nothing :p

2007-11-02 [HiddenFire]: hehe, digital humpalumps give me the whoosels.

2007-11-02 [Fuu]: No I don't think there was humping before the Squee. Squee introduced humping onto the Playgans comments I think.

2007-11-02 [sequeena_rae]: *is a pioneer*

2007-11-02 [Silver Moon]: Yuck! ...

2007-11-02 [sequeena_rae]: o.O

2007-11-02 [Silver Moon]: it's ok I forgive you..just don't do it around me please!

2007-11-02 [sequeena_rae]: lolwutplz

2007-11-02 [Silver Moon]: ????? sorry I don't understand..

2007-11-02 [Delladreing]: Told you, all her fault :P

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