2004-09-02 [psychopomp]: yeh... its a holiday on monday... labor day  so they don't send us to school

2004-09-02 [FudgeStix]: lol no fair

2004-09-02 [Jeesum Crowe]: I go Tuesday!

2004-09-02 [spongemonkey]: wheeeee!!!! I have monday!!

2004-09-02 [Jeesum Crowe]: Hah, poor you

2004-09-02 [spongemonkey]: what? three-day weekend AND I have a party tommorow!!

2004-09-02 [spongemonkey]: now for some squee!!!

2004-09-02 [spongemonkey]: squee:mommy? I heard a noise. squees mom:mommys ignoring you right now, honey, go bother your father. hes in his study. squee: common shmee, daddy will help us. *crash* squee: *opens door* daddy, I'm scared, I heard noises!!...daddy?

2004-09-02 [spongemonkey]: daddy: son; we just moved here, your not used to the sounds of our new house. I'm busy right now.working. thats all I seem to do now I have to work to keep you alive. to feed you. I havent smiled once since you were born. Go to sleep. squee: but I caaaaaaaant!!!! I dont have any curtainson my windows and I feel like things are watching me!! please daddy, its scary here!!! shmee hears sounds!! daddy: your presence tires me. go to sleep or the things wil hear you. squee: but, shmee-daddy:go to sleep. squee:...yes daddy *goes to his room*

2004-09-02 [Jeesum Crowe]: Aww poor Squee. I love Shmee. Yay for Shmee.

2004-09-02 [spongemonkey]: *in the hallway* squee: lets go to my room shmee, we'll hide under the covers and maybe fall asleep BEFORE we die *starts to open door* squee: here we are shm...uhhh.. *his window is broken in* squee: *trembling bottom lip*mommy. *smash*the bathroom, shmee, theres something in the bathroom. lets go shmee, we have to protect mommy and daddy. huh? no, youre wrong shmee, they arent bad people, they dont really mean it when they tell me to get kidnapped

2004-09-02 [Riggs]: (intro Jhonny stage left"where the fuck is the bactine?)

2004-09-02 [spongemonkey]: NNY:WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BACTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sQUEE: *Squeek* NNY: *turns around*oh...hello. my name is johnny, but you can call me NNY for short, and who might YOU be? squee: *squee* NNY:squee, huh? well, I dont mean to intrude, but where do you keep the bactine, some of this blood is mine.

2004-09-02 [Jeesum Crowe]: HAH! I told you! Go me and my good memory.

2004-09-02 [spongemonkey]: ^____^ yupyup! NNY:wait, I found it. yeah, thats it. DAMN! that one REALLY put up a struggle!! scratched me up like a cat on crack!! nothing quite brings out the zest for life like the thought of their impending death. I see by the looks of you, you know what I mean. sorry!! I'm being kicked off!! bye!!

2004-09-02 [Jeesum Crowe]: aww, byes

2004-09-02 [psychopomp]: bye

2004-09-03 [spongemonkey]: WOot!! I'm bAck!!!

2004-09-03 [Slayer Chick]: what is squee?

2004-09-03 [Jeesum Crowe]: He's a boy.

2004-09-03 [Slayer Chick]: i know...but what does it really mean?

2004-09-03 [Jeesum Crowe]: Read above

2004-09-03 [Slayer Chick]: O.O oh...heh...

2004-09-03 [spongemonkey]: *lick* ya think I would get in trouble with the gaurds or someone if I started a branch of this wiki to post pages of squee on to read?

2004-09-03 [Jeesum Crowe]: XD

2004-09-03 [Slayer Chick]: well what do u exactly want to do [spongemonkey]? then i can tell u...

2004-09-03 [spongemonkey]: lilke, post pages for ppl to read on the wiki, I'm pretty sure I would get in trouble...

2004-09-03 [Jeesum Crowe]: Like, scan the comic and post it? That's illegal, non?

2004-09-03 [spongemonkey]: no, like do what I was doing up there *points*

2004-09-03 [Slayer Chick]: up where?

2004-09-03 [Jeesum Crowe]: Quote it as a story thing? That's illegal, too, non?

2004-09-03 [Slayer Chick]: yup i know what ur trying to say now, i'm sorry [spongemonkey] but it is breaking the rules...it is illegal.

2004-09-03 [spongemonkey]: is it? like I was just doing a while ago?

2004-09-03 [Jeesum Crowe]: Yeah. You're a felon!!

2004-09-03 [Slayer Chick]: i'm also very sorry to say [spongemonkey] but you are also breaking the Uploading Art Rules Please read them and see what you have broken. If you do not remove these images that you have broken, you will get banned from elftown. I'm sorry.

2004-09-03 [spongemonkey]: oops!! srry!!

2004-09-03 [Slayer Chick]: it's ok^.^ i just don't want another person to get banned from breaking the Uploading Art Rules^.^ so that means NO Quizilla quizes, and NO copyrighted images from other websites...*smiles* ok...i'm sorry to be nagging on you, but i just don't want you to get banned. I'm still sorry, but i wopuld delete those images that are breaking the Uploading Art Rules^.^ok thanx!

2004-09-03 [Riggs]: ha ha you got in trouble *dances*

2004-09-03 [psychopomp]: hehe *points and luaghs*

2004-09-03 [Slayer Chick]: hey [Riggs] and [psychopomp] that's not nice to say...i'm just trying to help her out so she doesn't get banned...

2004-09-03 [psychopomp]: ... i don't know what im laughing at... i didn't bother to read it i was just following the bad example of riggs

2004-09-03 [Riggs]: lol srry i was just kidding anyway...ya knw..like comic relief?

2004-09-03 [psychopomp]: sure

2004-09-03 [Slayer Chick]: *rolls eyes* ok...whatever u say Riggs...LOL just try to be nice ok...

2004-09-03 [Riggs]: lol fine

2004-09-03 [FudgeStix]: talking of comic relife whens children in need o.O

2004-09-03 [psychopomp]: ...?

2004-09-03 [FudgeStix]: hmm are you all america? o_O

2004-09-03 [psychopomp]: i am :P

2004-09-03 [FudgeStix]: lol ahhh ^_^ children in need is a telivised charity thing we ahve once a year and people all over the country do dumb things like have a bakebean bath to raise money '-_-

2004-09-03 [psychopomp]: haha... ive heard of it

2004-09-03 [Riggs]: i live in the good old US of A but i'v never heard of it

2004-09-03 [FudgeStix]: lol, im in the uk, tisnt an american thingi

2004-09-03 [psychopomp]: obviously its not an american thing if its a uk thing ^_^

2004-09-03 [FudgeStix]: lmfao yes, but i dont think riggs new i was on about something in the uk ^_^

2004-09-03 [Riggs]: true

2004-09-03 [FudgeStix]: ^_^ i have a headache... and im sleepy, and i have to be up ealry and theres so much tv to watch and i like eggs... i dont actually well i do, but i only really like them fried with a runny yolk in a bacon sarnie or scrambled...

2004-09-04 [psychopomp]: ok

2004-09-04 [psychopomp]: heart attack on toast!

2004-09-04 [The Corporeal Lies of Danica LightHeart]: yum... eggs.... i would kill to eat anything other than jello and sorbet... *had wisdom teeth pulled today- banned from all other things until tomorrow.....dies*

2004-09-04 [psychopomp]: ugh!... but jello is nummies!

2004-09-05 [spongemonkey]: nnnggggg

2004-09-05 [psychopomp]: mmmm jello

2004-09-05 [spongemonkey]: [jell-o] they're nice, you should talk to them.

2004-09-05 [White Wolf guardian of snow and ice]: funny name -enters-

2004-09-05 [psychopomp]: hmm

2004-09-05 [spongemonkey]: mooooose...

2004-09-05 [psychopomp]: pig

2004-09-06 [FudgeStix]: Kiwi ^_^

2004-09-06 [spongemonkey]: no!!!...PIGWI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SQUEEEEEEE*

2004-09-06 [psychopomp]: :P

2004-09-06 [spongemonkey]: wheeeeee!!!!!!! lickableness!!!!

2004-09-06 [psychopomp]: mm tasty

2004-09-06 [spongemonkey]: *lick* huzza!!

2004-09-06 [psychopomp]: *lick*... what are we licking?

2004-09-06 [The Corporeal Lies of Danica LightHeart]: ~*(-o-)*~ MOGWAI!?!

2004-09-07 [psychopomp]: um... 42?

2004-09-07 [Riggs]: *sits in corner and starts talking to self*

2004-09-07 [FudgeStix]: o.o you know wouldnt it be amusing if the meaning of life was actually the number 42...

2004-09-07 [Riggs]: i know the meaning of life...it ends

2004-09-07 [FudgeStix]: thats not a meaning of life, that's just a fact

2004-09-07 [Riggs]: yes but i think that because of that knowledge it should open a persons eyes to also knowing to live as much as they can

2004-09-07 [psychopomp]: yes it would be interesting... but i wouldn't be around to know what the meaning of 42 was!... it would probably just say the meaning of 42 is... 3

2004-09-07 [Riggs]: ...wait what?

2004-09-07 [psychopomp]: hitch hikers guide to the galaxy

2004-09-08 [spongemonkey]: I love that book!!

2004-09-08 [psychopomp]: i haven't read it but i know about it

2004-09-08 [Riggs]: it sounds familiar

2004-09-08 [FudgeStix]: awe i love all those books ^_^ and the TV show i cant wait til the movie comes out :D

2004-09-08 [psychopomp]: um.. yeh

2004-09-11 [spongemonkey]: uhhh, the movie already came out....

2004-09-11 [psychopomp]: i didn't know there was a movie :p

2004-09-11 [j-ho]: i didnt even know there was a comic until a few days ago

2004-09-11 [psychopomp]: i thought we were talking about hitchhikers guide to the galaxy... AH!

2004-09-11 [FudgeStix]: are you sure?! when? last time i checked they'd only just started filming. o.O you sure your not thinking of the TV show?

2004-09-12 [spongemonkey]: really? I've seen it like three times!! maybe they're doing a re-make...

2004-09-12 [psychopomp]: i am so very confused

2004-09-12 [The Corporeal Lies of Danica LightHeart]: ditto

2004-09-12 [FudgeStix]: maybe... but i really never remember hearing of an actual film before this one hmm :\

2004-09-12 [psychopomp]: .......................

2004-09-13 [Riggs]: yeah...i'm gonna stay out of this one

2004-09-13 [psychopomp]: me 3

2004-09-14 [spongemonkey]: ohhhh, now I have to beat you with this stick :( *runs twards psyco, stick in hand*

2004-09-14 [psychopomp]: *steps out of spongemonkey's path and watches her run past*

2004-09-14 [Riggs]: *snort giggle*

2004-09-14 [psychopomp]: hehe u snorted

2004-09-14 [psychopomp]: ..and giggled

2004-09-17 [spongemonkey]: and baked a pie and gave it to spongie

2004-09-17 [Riggs]: ...i what?

2004-09-17 [psychopomp]: yes!

2004-09-17 [spongemonkey]: ...make it apple.

2004-09-17 [psychopomp]: peanuts!

2004-09-17 [Riggs]: or ice cream

2004-09-17 [psychopomp]: tiny ketchup!

2004-09-19 [spongemonkey]: with tea!!!

2004-09-19 [psychopomp]: and... TINY KETCHUP!

2004-09-21 [spongemonkey]: with rodents!!

2004-09-21 [psychopomp]: and ketchup!

2004-09-21 [spongemonkey]: and ososlots!!!!!!!!!!11

2004-09-21 [psychopomp]: and ketchup!

2004-09-21 [Jeesum Crowe]: TINY ketchup.

2004-09-21 [psychopomp]: YES!

2004-09-21 [Jeesum Crowe]: YESSSSSSSS!

2004-09-21 [spongemonkey]: WOot!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-09-21 [Riggs]: and camel boogers

2004-09-21 [psychopomp]: haha... mmm boogers

2004-09-22 [spongemonkey]: O.O ewwy!!!!!

2004-09-22 [Riggs]: hee hee....yeah i can have that effect

2004-09-22 [spongemonkey]: lick taht moose

2004-09-23 [psychopomp]: OK! *licks moose*... mmm moose

2004-09-24 [Riggs]: wow gross

2004-09-24 [psychopomp]: tasty!

2004-09-25 [Our Lady of Sorrow]: mooooooose... mmmm

2004-09-25 [psychopomp]: mmhmm

2004-09-26 [~~Stitched~~]: squee

2004-09-27 [psychopomp]: yes... yes he is

2004-10-02 [frogman1286]: why hello all

2004-10-03 [psychopomp]: ello ello!

2004-10-08 [spongemonkey]: HI there!!!!!!!!!

2004-10-08 [Riggs]: shibby

2004-10-08 [psychopomp]: beep

2004-10-13 [The wise man asleep in the corner]: wee? woo?

2004-10-13 [psychopomp]: waa?

2004-10-14 [The wise man asleep in the corner]: ^___^

2004-10-14 [The Right]: I saw the banner that says "daddy drinks because I exsist"  what's funny, is it makes me wonder if 'I exsist because daddy drinks" lol

2004-10-14 [psychopomp]: aw... thats so horrible

2004-10-14 [The Right]: well... ya know. lol *bows*

2004-10-14 [psychopomp]: ?

2004-10-15 [dominoe]: ???

2004-10-15 [Riggs]: omg thats really funny

2004-10-15 [psychopomp]: *says with no emotion* yes i completely agree

2004-10-15 [The Right]: I guess that's one of those jokes that you'd have to know my family before laughing at.....

2004-10-15 [psychopomp]: i guess so

2004-10-16 [Goodbye ;_;]: Squee is SOOOOOOO cool! My loves squee!

2004-10-16 [Riggs]: i just got Squee's big giant book of unspeakable horrors for my b-day tee hee

2004-10-16 [psychopomp]: hahaha

2004-10-18 [Praise Adonai]: needs more squee comics!! der funnyazhell!

2004-10-18 [Praise Adonai]: whats the giant book of unspeakable horrors?

2004-10-18 [psychopomp]: ?? no know

2004-10-19 [Praise Adonai]: i no know

2004-10-20 [Riggs]: the biug giant book of unspeakable horros is al of the Squee issues in one book...it also has wobbly headed bob and Happy noodle boy

2004-10-20 [psychopomp]: hey i have that... i think  well i have a book with a whole lotta squee comics in it with happy noodle boy and wobbly headed bob :p

2004-10-20 [Riggs]: does ity also have some fanb art at the end? and is the front cover purplish with a sign that says "Buy me or i'l die"

2004-10-20 [psychopomp]: YES!

2004-10-20 [Riggs]: yeah then thats it

2004-10-20 [psychopomp]: oo.. yay!

2004-10-20 [Praise Adonai]: yay! oh thas so cool!

2004-10-20 [The wise man asleep in the corner]: .........................

2004-10-20 [psychopomp]: eeee!

2004-10-20 [sarah l b]: sup dude n dudettes?*runs in with sparklers n shiny objects*

2004-10-20 [psychopomp]: ooo! SHINY! SPARKLY! ME WANT!

2004-10-20 [sarah l b]: *passes a sparkler n some foil n a party popper.*

2004-10-20 [psychopomp]: YAY!!! *entertained for hours on end*

2004-10-20 [sarah l b]: lol.yeah i so no how 2 make an entrance.lol

2004-10-20 [psychopomp]: *still playing with stuff*

2004-10-21 [Praise Adonai]: oooooh, fire >>) *pulls out a torch and a can of hairspray* my sparkler's better

2004-10-21 [sarah l b]: yeah well we have shiny objects *waves foil around*

2004-10-21 [The wise man asleep in the corner]: BOOM

2004-10-21 [psychopomp]: FIRE! eeee! hehehehe

2004-10-21 [Praise Adonai]: busts out w/ the napalm an flamethrower

2004-10-21 [sarah l b]: *sits n throws foil at u* thats a little 2 far

2004-10-21 [Praise Adonai]: ooooh foil!! my favorite! *is intertained for minutes on end*

2004-10-21 [psychopomp]: *walks out with fire*... EEEE i heart fire :D

2004-10-22 [Riggs]: napalm is natures toothpaste

2004-10-22 [psychopomp]: hahaha...wats the toothbrush?

2004-10-22 [Riggs]: i dunno....Bob Dole

2004-10-22 [psychopomp]: ah ok...  ah i love the smell of naplam in the morning, smells like..victory!

2004-10-22 [Praise Adonai]: i agree!

2004-10-22 [psychopomp]: haha

2004-10-22 [The wise man asleep in the corner]: ha

2004-10-22 [psychopomp]: its a line from a movie

2004-10-23 [Praise Adonai]: heh, its still funny.

2004-10-23 [psychopomp]: k:p

2004-10-24 [Riggs]: is it a vietnam movie?

2004-10-24 [Praise Adonai]: uhhh...a movie in vietnamese?

2004-10-24 [Praise Adonai]: ooh ooh are we playing a game? do i get a prize if i guessed right?

2004-10-24 [Praise Adonai]: huh huh?

2004-10-24 [Riggs]: no i mean a movie about the vietnam war

2004-10-24 [psychopomp]: yeh... i forget the name hold on... its apocolypse now

2004-10-24 [Riggs]: figures