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The Sith Lords

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"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."


[Use ONLY THIS BANNER for your house otherwise the guards will remove the other ones.]

The Sith Lords

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As a note, this is not something to join to whine about rules at Elftown and the Guards. People who join this will still follow the rules or they will have their asses kicked out of here. You came here because you wanted to, not because we wanted you to, so we reserve the right to steal your lightsaber and your milk money when we forcefully eject you from this wiki.

Contact us here, or send one of the Lords a message about it. Also realize, if you act like a tard, you will be demoted to peon. You will be the equivalent of a red-shirt sent out to be a meat shield...you will be the guy in the movie that everyone thinks "wow...we didn't know him, that is why he died..."

That being said, have fun. >:)

The Sith Lords

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Lord [Calico Tiger]: Darth Feral (Cali) - "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine."
** The Sith: Calico Tiger

Lord [Lerune]: Darth Reesza (Runey), The Sith: Darth Reesza - "The cute and sappy Sith...got a problem with that?"

Lord [Ittai]: Pathelel Ittai / Darth Xalmavet - "I'll bite your legs off!"

Lord [Lothuriel]: Onyx (Night Sister: Sith Witch)

Lord [font]: Darth BoBo *is regularly molested by Darth Reesza*

Lord [ArcticTofu]: Darth Marit

Lord [Yuriona]: Darth Uryal, The Sith: Darth Uryal "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Lord [Skydancer]: The Sith: Darth Azurian
Manufacturer of Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

Lord [Paul Doyle]: Darth Paranoia - Don't let that friendly gold anthro-dragon exterior deceive you. His confuzzled pretentions reek of a foul stench of Sithiness. Or maybe he just had gas.

Lord [irulan]: The Sith: Darth Indiri

Lord [David the Good]:Darth Contif trained by Darth Bane
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Lord [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: Darth Necronous

Lord [TheRogue]: Darth Vorhanus

Lord [Steve*O]: Darth Strider

Lord [Rennie]: Darth Roweena

Lord [Saray]: Darth Zhera
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Lord [Trennas]: Darth Moroban - Because I am EVIL!
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Lord [The Dizzy Raven]: The Sith: Darth Illatris

Lord [-Britt-]: Darth Principatus

Lord [Anomynous]: Darth Dja'Kall- You could not escape my wrath...more than you could your own shadow!

Lord [Rain S.]:Darth Rain

Lady [Mirindyin]: Darth Mizan - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

Lady [-Orion-]: Darth Chiera - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!



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[DistantDream]: - Darth Korana - Apprentice to Lord [Calico Tiger]

[Ocean Soul]: Darth Aqua

[Kileaiya]: Darth Kieran - Apprentice to Darth Reesza- "I'll break your will and make you like it."
At one with The Force

[Duke of Angels]: Darth Tyrus

[Sir. Robert]: Darth Quoto

[Stephen]: Darth Jakia

[Badass]: Darth Zyth

[Jitter]: Darth Kupo Is trying to destroy pink

[Douche-Bag]: Name me!

[SuicidalEternalX]: Darth Honoria

[3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Darth Levios

[Pnelma Tirian]: Darth Pink. SNORKELING apprentice to Darth Paranoia. "ph33r m3."

[Random Pavarotti Disease]: Darth Mortis

[Paz]: Darth Zap (?) - "I am your father's, uncle's, cousin's, nephew's roomate"

[spincrus]: Darth Spincrus - Fallen Jedi - "It is hard to breathe through this mask, but at least keeps out the smell of burning hair when I slice my enemies in half."

[Chaos Sun]: Darth Chaos

[VegaPrime]:

[Fireblade K'Chona]: Darth Macabre - Apprenticed to Darth Moroban!

[Darth Segas]:

[Ikko]: Darth Rose

[The "Problem" Child]: Darth Durok

[Darth Jacein]: Darth Dedus

[Bladieboe]: Darth Paratus

[Helghast]: Darth Mauler

[morgan nynaeve]:

[Wulf Skjaldr]:

[Alexxei]: Darth Cahl

[Depressions soul]: Darth Crimsia

[DappaDan]: Darth Azriell.(Fear is the mind killer i will not show fear).

[Araglas]: Darth Deorm - Apprenticed to Darth Mizan

[Xeroh Kanoe]: Darth Zakir

Darth Rokar: Darth Rokar

[Talvikki]: Darth Rimfrost

[Lord Josmar]: Darth Josmar


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http://www.dockingbay101.com/fansongs.html
<URL:http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38511182/?qo=3&q=special%3Anewest> *The true Vader sez "NOOOOOOOOOO"*
<URL:http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/> Femtroopers, attack!

Noone here. Yet... >:)
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Sith Moogle by [Calico Tiger]


Join us and you get your very own Sith Moogle to put in your house :O Only those who are members of this wiki have permission to display it in their houses.

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FAQ

How do the rankings work?
Everyone who joins is a knight. There is no long waiting list. Anyone from the Jedi Council that joins who was already a knight or master automatically becomes a Lord.

How do I become a Lord?
One of the Lords may take you as an apprentice. This is not a bad thing. Remember, Vader, one of the most powerful beings we have seen was an apprentice to the wrinkled butt head, Errr... Palpatine... the entire time. It's not a sign of being weak or anything. So don't focus on stupid shit like that :P When your Master deems you worthy of being a Lord (and that's totally up to them when that is. It could be anywhere from days to months depending on you and your master), you will be made a Lord.

Is there a limit to the number of Lords and Knights?
No. The only limit is the number of members. You can't have 20 Lords if you only have 3 members ;)

Are you serious about the peon thing?
Damn right! If you act like a moron (silly is not counted in that. Being silly is absolutely fine), or you start harassing other members and making everyone's lives miserable, or start breaking the Elftown rules, you will be busted down to peon and have to earn your way back to knight. You will be the equivalent of a jedi youngling again. In some cases, depending on the situation, some people may just be kicked out.

Does everyone who asks to join get to join?
No. You must follow the rules of Elftown. As stated at the top, this page is not for whining about the guards and the rules here. You will be a good Elftown citizen. Yes, you can have made mistakes in the past. People who ask to join will be checked on to see if they're one of the "I hate the guards" people (gawd, those wikis are lame), or just someone who didn't understand the rules or know they were there (many people don't know the Uploading Art Rules exist.)

Do I have to be some big evil bad guy/gal?
No. Absolutely not. You play your character and your personality as you see fit. You could be petty evil, you could just be a naughty pervert (too much so for the jedi council to overlook), you could be bent on destroying all ewoks just because they're cute, you could want to take over the galaxy, you could like pulling the wings off of flies, you could hang out with heartless bounty hunters who get a thrill from using Jedi Council members as target practice (submitted by [Lothuriel]), whatever floats your boat. You may not go harass people via messages. You may not go harass people on their wiki pages if they ask you to leave. Don't be a dick.

Can I be in more than one Sith (or other) group?
Personally, I don't care. You could be in 8 of them at once if you want. Granted, it's up to the other groups you're in as well. But here, we don't care. We're not here to bogart your time and attention. So if the jedi don't care if you're here and with them (not likely, but it could happen!), good for you. I believe it's good to have agents and allies in many places, so have fun.

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Fun or Interesting Links


<URL:http://newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html> - Tons of funny stuff (link provided by [ArcticTofu])

I've got this thing for the bad guys... - [Lerune]'s fan page for the bad guys. Yummy!

Darth Molten Cake - for a taste of the Darkside!

Runey and Cali - A comic about Darth Reesza and Darth Feral ([Lerune] and [Calico Tiger]) as both Sith and Jedi

Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

The Power of the Dork Side - The funniest Star Wars pictures in the galaxy!

<URL:http://www.pezheadmonthly.com/archive/fiveques/darth.html> - Bizarre, strangely fun look at the daily trials and tribulations suffered by Darth Vader . . . the Pez dispenser :P

<URL:http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm> Think of something and Vader will try to guess what that is within 30 questions.

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=213> Darth Fabulous!

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=317> Fun with abusing your apprentice

Star Wars Fan films
(1.)"Wrath of the Mandalorian" (Boba Fett; between Eps 3+4; 12 min; 94 MB)
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(2.)"Revelations" (Seers; between Eps 3+4; 47 min; 410 MB)
<URL:http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations_movie.html>
(3.) <URL:http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/starwars/>  Lots of goodies to be found here ^_^
(4.)<URL:http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html> Spoof trailer for Episode III; you will laugh yourself to death ^^
(5.) 
<URL:http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11> - Why you should beware of Wookies
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<URL:http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=121> - Vader is teh awsum
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<URL:http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/index.htm> Ever wonder how Scout Walkers make love? Well, neither did I. Yet because I am evil, here you go anyway. Tips are gladly accepted at the door. :PPP [Paul Doyle]
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<URL:http://onfinite.com/libraries/629138/1e2.jpg> Forever purging memories of horrific Meco monstrosities ("Star Wars Disco', "Ewok Celebration", etc) from back in the day, for those of us old enough to remember o___O  ROCK AND ROLL!
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<URL:http://swvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Movies.List&category_select_id=2> Funny Staw Wars vids provided by Windspire Entertainment. My personal favourite is "Fett's Vette".
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Star Wars: Confess to Pope Lando Read it, confess and weep.
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<URL:http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/> - Darth Vader Calls the Emperor. Really funny! Link submitted by [TheRogue]

Not Star Wars, But at Least Evil


This section has links that aren't Star Wars or Sith related, but at least have the element of evil in it:

<URL:http://www.windspireentertainment.com/download.php?view.15> - The Shorties: Quest to BlizzCon - Submitted by [Anomynous]

<URL:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869&amp;q=illegal> - Illegal Danish: Super Snacks - The Horde Rave Scene is awesome


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[Wiki Advertising Rules!!]


DO NOT advertise your wiki page or any other wiki page in the comments section or on the page itself unless it has something to do with the Sith, Star Wars, Evilness, Drooling over Evil Bad Guys, or something that at least fits the theme or genre. Those who violate this rule (not counting any that have been posted before as this rule wasn't in place before) will have the comment deleted and will be thoroughly mocked for not reading.

If a member of the wiki page violates it and adds it to the wiki page links secion, they will be mocked, lose a rank (Lords will become Knights, Knights will become Peons, Peons will get kicked out), and be tortured with nudey pics of Roseanne Bar (or some other insidiously evil plan).


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More Sith Moogles!

Do not take any of these without the artists' permission and give proper credit! It's not only about being polite!


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Bwahahah!
By [Jitter]
(Note: You can have them at your house if you want but please give me proper credit! -Jitterbug Perfume)



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By [Ocean Soul]


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By [spincrus]

(Note: Give credit when adding this to your house please!)
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A trial for the Sith: from Lord [Calico Tiger] - Adapted from the original by Master [travs the bean]

My dear Knights in your quest to become Lords, there are many trials you must face and feats you must accomplish. Even those that are Lords must progress and grow. So a challenge is given to you - and that is to create a piece of art, written or drawn of a battle between you and a jedi (there are many jedi around. See The Jedi Council for a list of jedi to battle). Master Travs the bean has taken on the dangerous sith mistress [Calico Tiger]. To keep the galaxy on its toes I would advise you to keep an eye out, your pen andy and the art flowing. Good luck my Knights and fellow Lords **note you cannot kill another character without their permision- just draw or write the battle**


**Entries:
Pred versus Sunny- [Anomynous] and [Sunny Silverunicorn] duke it out in a battle where only the Force can decide the victor.


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See also The Jedi Council


See also The Sith Brotherhood
















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2007-08-10 [Trennas]: because you deserve it:p

2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: no, I don't *the über-evil-seductive kitty eyes technique number 1337* I don't deserve being hurt~

2007-08-10 [Trennas]: pff, i invented that look:p

2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: you have no kitty eyes. so that's a big fat lie.

2007-08-10 [Trennas]: puppy eyes then:p

2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: well, you may have them~ but I'm still way cuter than you are~ especially with a mini skirt that shows my white hello kitty panties with cute red bow in front~

2007-08-10 [Trennas]: yes.. if i were to wear that, i would get arrested:p

2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: probably :D and you would make blind kids weep.

2007-08-10 [Trennas]: oh, now thats worth a try:p

2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: haha XD yes, go ahead, but don't show me a pic of that, too evil.

2007-08-10 [Trennas]: dont worry i wont XD

2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: good, good.. *a sigh of relief*

2007-08-10 [Trennas]: i think that picture would wipe out the entire sith council XD

2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: *nods* and they would kick you out of the galax.

2007-08-10 [Trennas]: when they are.. dead?:p

2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: they'll come back to life just for the fun of it.

2007-08-10 [Trennas]: oh, thats not good.. sith zombies..

2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: hey, they would take over the world very quickly indeed.

2007-08-10 [Trennas]: or slowly.. since zombies arent too fast:p

2007-08-10 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Nonono, normal zombies are slow. But sith zombies have the Force on their side!

Although if it were up to me, I'd just do the Force ghost thing. Much more convenient not to have to deal with a body.

2007-08-11 [Trennas]: so you would just haunt for eternity? yeah should be fun:p

2007-08-11 [Pnelma Tirian]: Man, if that image would wipe out the SITH council, imagine what it would do to those stuck-up Jedi? Can you imagine what a potent weapon we could have in our hands?

2007-08-11 [Trennas]: not in our hands exactly..

2007-08-11 [Pnelma Tirian]: .....well, potentially useful.

2007-08-11 [Trennas]: some day maybe XD

2007-08-11 [Mirindyin]: so long as I don't come to see it, it's a fatal weapon >_>

2007-08-11 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Well, if you come to see it as a Force ghost, it can't be fatal, can it?

I wonder if you can be a red Force ghost, or if the only color is blue. I think I'd like purple.

2007-08-11 [Mirindyin]: well, I have seen master almost naked and I'm still alive.. >_> but seeing him in a dress might really kill me and send me to hell all too quickly

2007-08-12 [Trennas]: i think that would happen to anyone:p

2007-08-13 [Mirindyin]: no offence meant :D

2007-08-13 [Trennas]: of course not:p

2007-08-13 [Pnelma Tirian]: on THIS wiki?! Offenses are ALWAYS meant! =D

2007-08-13 [Trennas]: well sometimes they just taunt:p

2007-08-14 [Mirindyin]: indeed. >_>

2007-08-14 [Trennas]: so, we did something evil today xd

2007-08-18 [Mirindyin]: yup. anyway, this wikipage seems to di without someone commenting here something irrelevant all the time.. but.. the lesson of the day: never underestimate the power of the hair ribbons :3

2007-08-18 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Oh, really? I never do, but why do you say this?

2007-08-18 [Mirindyin]: because you can strangle annoying lil' boys with them and steal their cookies.

2007-08-19 [Trennas]: or chocolates ^^

2007-08-19 [Mirindyin]: *nod* indeed. there are all too much lil' annoying brats in this world, anyway.

2007-08-19 [Pnelma Tirian]: Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a locomotive? OOh! Maybe it's the Empire State Building!

...I'm pretty sure they're just clouds. But I could be wrong!

2007-08-19 [Fireblade K'Chona]: You could tie up birds with hair ribbons.

2007-08-20 [Mirindyin]: and why would someone do that..?

2007-08-20 [Fireblade K'Chona]: becaaaaause...they're bored?

2007-08-21 [Mirindyin]: well, that's a good point.. but birds don't carry cookies with them :/

2007-08-21 [Trennas]: or chocolate for that matter..

2007-08-21 [Mirindyin]: hmmmh.. maybe I should strangle cute lil' scout girls.. they have cookies.. chocolate cookies.. :3

2007-08-21 [Trennas]: ooh good thinking! and they are all pure and good too:p

2007-08-21 [Mirindyin]: yeah, so it could be considered as a sacrifice for greater evil :3

2007-08-21 [Trennas]: and a nice cleanup too ^^

2007-08-21 [Mirindyin]: *nod* there are all too much scout-girls in this rotten world..

2007-08-21 [Pnelma Tirian]: I love this organization.

2007-08-21 [Trennas]: you love scout-girls? careful with your words...

2007-08-21 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Well, they do have the cookies. Kill the scouts, and then you won't get more cookies.

This must be weighed against the relief of not having to answer the door.

Once we take over all cookie factories, it'll be a moot point anyway.

2007-08-21 [Pnelma Tirian]: I never said I loved SCOUTGIRLS. I said I love this this organization. Meaning THIS organization, here. Goodness, ya love to jump to treasonous conclusions!

2007-08-22 [Trennas]: we just like to keep people on the edge:p

2007-08-22 [Calico Tiger]: I keep scout girls as pets. Nothing wrong with that. Better than Keebler Elves!

2007-08-22 [Lerune]: I keep mine in the broom closet, personally. I get them out to help me with the dusting.

2007-08-22 [Calico Tiger]: Oooooo I haven't been able to get mine to do any dusting or cleaning. And the house really could use a sweeping! You should come over, we'll watch Advent Children, and we'll let the scouts clean my house >:3

2007-08-22 [Lerune]: I'm all for it. I'll wear my Slytherin beanie and bring popcorn!

2007-08-22 [Calico Tiger]: Woohoo!

2007-08-22 [Mirindyin]: oh.. but, scout girls are so innocent and boring.. and usually they are even religious :s they must be taught to proper behavior at first and then one can use them.. >_> and that takes years, believe me, I'm a former scout-girl.

2007-08-22 [Calico Tiger]: Very generalistic view of them. And not true. I'm a former scout girl as well :) As was one of my guild members on WoW. Both dirty old ladies now ;) Yes, the very young ones are probably innocent and boring (brownies and young juniors, usually). But that has more to do with age than being a scout.

It's also likely to do with where they are. Various towns and troops will be made up of certain types. You get into the super religious heartland, and yeah, you're going to find super religious scouts. Again, nothing to do with them being a scout, all about the area in general.

So :P

2007-08-22 [Sir. Robert]: lol...I know quite a few scout girls who actually stayed in the program till they were Cadets and they had some of the dirtiest minds I have ever seen :S

You must realize that Scout Girls are corrupting more people than any other organization with the help of their cookies :) ...mmm chocolate mint cokies...

2007-08-22 [Calico Tiger]: Yar, I was a girl scout till Cadets. Then high school got in the way and I didn't have the time anymore because of band (we were traveling all over and were practicing all the time x_x

Yay for corruption via cookies >:3

2007-08-22 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Maybe we could make Evil Cookies. To make their minds susceptible.

See, this is why we need to take over the factories!

2007-08-22 [Pnelma Tirian]: We haven't already?

2007-08-23 [Sir. Robert]: Well to the best of my knowledge there are only 2 main companies manufacturing girl scout cookies: ABC/Interbake and the Little Brownie Bakers (my mom was the girl scout cookie lady for the area where we lived in for years...if you can imagine what over 1000 cases of cookies looks like staked around the house)

2007-08-23 [Mirindyin]: since none here seems to realize that I live in Finland and yes, all scouts there are more or less religious. And, scout girls over here are all kinda boring and good-behaving girlies. not that I was, though >_> but anyway~ their cookies are yummy :3

2007-08-23 [Calico Tiger]: You're right! I didn't realize it at all, hehe! Sorry :D

2007-08-24 [Mirindyin]: nah, it's me who should apologise.. since I'm a mere apprentice and didn't make myself clear~ *bows* I'm so sorry, great masters and mistresses

2007-08-24 [Fireblade K'Chona]: (pst, Mindreill! Beautiful grovelling! We apprentices might as well take pride in our work, eh? :P)

Huh, that reminds me, I still don't have a master. O.o Ah well.

Anyway, back to evil plans.

2007-08-25 [Trennas]: more grovelling!

2007-08-25 [Fireblade K'Chona]: What do you want me say, O Great and Terrible Trennas? Your towering evil surely needs no further laudation and your infinite genius is so very awesome that I, the lowly worm, am by far not worthy enough to lick your shoes. :)

2007-08-26 [Trennas]: thats quite enough groveling for one day:p

2007-08-26 [Mirindyin]: hah, you overdid it. now he's expecting me to behave the same way *pokes trennie* anyway, my master is already so old that he deserves some grovelling.. even if I won't give him that >_>

2007-08-26 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Yes, Wonderful and Awful Trennas.

And Mindreill...well...think of it this way. The more you grovel and debase yourself, the more loyal your master will think you are, so when you suddenly start working against him you'll have shock value! :P

2007-08-26 [Trennas]: i gave her open oppertunities to work against me and she is still not evil enough to take them, so its groveling for her until she does:p

2007-08-26 [Pnelma Tirian]: What's her problem? I've been working against my master since day one.

2007-08-26 [Fireblade K'Chona]: See, I don't currently have a master, so if I want to work against someone it's my own evil plans I have to foil. -sigh- Doesn't really work. Because, I mean, come on, foiling plans is all very well, but what am I, a Jedi Knight? -le scorn-

2007-08-26 [Trennas]: or maybe we should hold apprentice vs apprentice competitions to thin the herd XD the winners get appointed a new master:p

2007-08-26 [Fireblade K'Chona]: That would be fascinating. But what kind of competitions would they be, pray? Battles of wit? Vocabulary? See who grovels the best, given a word limit?

2007-08-26 [Fireblade K'Chona]: (because, of course, anyone can grovel well if they have enough time. It takes an artist to debase oneself in twelve words. Or whatever. Thirteen is an eviller number.)

2007-08-26 [Trennas]: i dont think groveling is evil enough for such an important competition XD

2007-08-26 [Fireblade K'Chona]: But it's apprentices. See, with masters you couldn't have anyone grovel. But surely with mere apprentices you masters would derive immense amusement from it. :P

2007-08-26 [Pnelma Tirian]: Obviously the competition would be whoever can bring a preexisting empire toppling down and rebuild it in their own image first. =P

2007-08-27 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Yes, but there aren't terribly many empires around, so that would mean we would have to band together...

Oh, wait, no it wouldn't, would it? Oooh, that sounds FUN.

2007-08-27 [Trennas]: that could prove to be a bit.. overambitious for apprentices without masters:p

2007-08-27 [Mirindyin]: awwwh. but master, haven't I proved that I am sometimes more evil than you are? and besides, even if you look so damn cute, I am always cuter >_> that's beside the point but anyway.

2007-08-27 [Darth Jacein]: ... i like thwe vocab, wit, and groveling..im good at those things..

2007-08-27 [Trennas]: ah, but if you all exercise in things that we are good at, you never learn something new ^^

2007-08-27 [Pnelma Tirian]: Why don't we just have a free-for-all? It's been too long since we had some nice carnage around here.

2007-08-28 [Fireblade K'Chona]: That would be fun, Pnelma.

However, Trennas, one thing you could do is stick a few apprentices in a situation that only one of them really has the skills to deal with. Give someone an unfair advantage. That's evil, that is. :P

2007-08-28 [Trennas]: all too true, but there wouldnt be any fun to it for us when we already know the outcome:p

2007-08-28 [Fireblade K'Chona]: That's where the subtlety of you Masters would come in. The one with an unfair advantage wouldn't be the one everyone thinks has an unfair advantage!

2007-08-28 [Trennas]: it has nothing to do with fair and unfair:p its for our entertainment, we wont interfere:p

2007-08-28 [Darth Jacein]: ...carnage sounds fun

2007-08-29 [Mirindyin]: *sigh* I can almost smell your blood-lust, here.. >_>

2007-08-29 [Trennas]: i think thats peanutbutter..

2007-08-29 [Darth Jacein]: ..was that sarcastic?

2007-08-29 [Trennas]: big fat DUH :)

2007-08-30 [Trennas]: love the outfit.. its unpractical, but i love it:p

2007-08-30 [Mirindyin]: then I can say, before seeing those pics, that those outfits must be kinda perverted or something...

2007-08-30 [Trennas]: naturally they are:p

2007-08-30 [Mirindyin]: noticed >_> damn, I knew it

2007-08-30 [Darth Jacein]: wow one wrong move and that outfit is higly revealing..even for a female twi'lek..i like it..

2007-08-30 [Anomynous]: We're talking about a highly advanced society where people aren't as sexually obsessed as today and engaging in sexual intercourse on the street is your regular 5 o' clock tea-time R&R.

2007-08-30 [Darth Jacein]: ..you make it sound bad..

2007-08-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: Oh, man, that does not look comfortable at all.

2007-08-30 [Calico Tiger]: Depends on the person, really. I've seen bathing suits / bikinis and panties like that and people wear them. And some seem to love wearing em. For myself, however, I'd keep trying to pull it out of the places it shouldn't be XD

2007-08-30 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Yes, clothing finding its way into special places is annoying.

2007-08-31 [Trennas]: usually its not the clothes that find the way though ^^

2007-08-31 [Mirindyin]: perverts.. *pokes all guys* even if I love all-too-much-revealing-and-oh-so-indecent clothes, I would not wear that one >_> and that's because it seems to be very uncomfortable *shudder* and one would freeze wearing that.

2007-08-31 [Trennas]: if one were so foolish to travel to Hoth wearing that, yes:p

2007-08-31 [Darth Jacein]: but places like mustafar or maybe less radically hot coruscant..

2007-08-31 [Trennas]: i think that fabric actually looks quite flammable:p

2007-08-31 [Darth Jacein]: ...heh oh yeah it does..well then hoth sounds better..

2007-08-31 [Mirindyin]: *rolls her eyes* men.. you would never wear anything like that, now, would you? >_> it's miniskirts or nothing.

2007-08-31 [Darth Jacein]: miniskirts are goosd too

2007-08-31 [Omega18]: so how is everyone doin

2007-08-31 [Trennas]: miniskirts are the best ^^

2007-08-31 [Mirindyin]: miniskirts rule this so-called men's world xD

2007-08-31 [Pnelma Tirian]: Iunno, nothing's pretty good, too.

2007-09-01 [Darth Jacein]: im doing fine...

2007-09-01 [Trennas]: one thing i liked to be ruled by anyway ^^

2007-09-01 [-Orion-]: Why am I not suprised by that revelation..

2007-09-02 [Mirindyin]: it's our master, that's why >_>

2007-09-02 [Trennas]: who me? *whistles innocently*

2007-09-04 [Mirindyin]: apparently, yes *raises brow* so what evil have you now done that you look so guilty?

2007-09-04 [Trennas]: im not guilty of anything ^^ besides, at the moment i look more tired than anything else:p

2007-09-05 [Mirindyin]: awwwwwh, poor old fuddy-duddy *pats* should I buy you a walking stick? old people usually have walking sticks..

2007-09-05 [Trennas]: ehr.. im tired, not old..

2007-09-06 [Mirindyin]: but you're old, too

2007-09-06 [Trennas]: not *that* old..

2007-09-06 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Haha, I'm not old!

2007-09-07 [Pnelma Tirian]: I'm ancient.

2007-09-07 [Trennas]: im experienced

2007-09-07 [Anomynous]: I'm... immortal

2007-09-07 [-Orion-]: Hmphm, Min still hasn't got over of her tendency to call everyone older than her old? *huff*

2007-09-07 [Trennas]: i guess not XD

2007-09-07 [Mirindyin]: hey, everyone older than me is old. and, trennie is damn old. and maybe a little bit experienced, too >_>

2007-09-07 [Trennas]: damn straight, shorty ^^

2007-09-07 [Darth Jacein]: ....oh kay

2007-09-08 [Mirindyin]: shorty and sooooo proud of it ;)

2007-09-08 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I wonder if there are any ways that we can be environmentally aware and yet still be evil?

My thinking is that we need to keep our base planet in very good condition so we can kick the asses of people weakened by pollution.

2007-09-08 [Trennas]: we can start with nal hutta:p

2007-09-08 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Sounds like a plan.

2007-09-08 [-Orion-]: Min, you're wrong, it's just you who's still a kid *snicker*

2007-09-09 [Trennas]: or is there some other trash infested planet we can fool around with?

2007-09-09 [Skydancer]: You are not thinking through the concept of real evil sithlings. True evil cares for its own, and naturally is careful of its own world and home. We gather the finest artisans, the best slaves, the most talented servants simply because we deserve to be the most powerful, the grandest and most well equipped and have the best of everything at our command and for our own pleasure. Its not "evil" except in the eyes and minds of those petty weak minded types that can only see the "light" and have no appreciation of the darkside or its wonders, its power, its sensual, dynamic, raw passion. Its not only hate that brought down the great Skywalker Anakin, it was love too. Think on that, and learn a greater lesson than you yet know.

2007-09-09 [Trennas]: ehr, or we could just do it for the fun of it, because we are, after all.. evil.. :p

2007-09-09 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I can see both sides of that argument. But Skydancer, I think you've forgotten the 'absolute tyranny' part of it...

2007-09-09 [Skydancer]: I prefer to be more subtle and just breed out all thought of it being anything but the proper order of things.

2007-09-10 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Ah, the really long view!

Actually...I like that one as well. I mean, evil tyranny is lots of fun in the short run, but in the long run it will bite you in the ass, dontcha think?

2007-09-10 [Calico Tiger]: It's true. Sometimes you have to be very subtle in your evil. You're less likely to have stupid heroes interrupting your machinations or television time that way ;) It's a nice combo!

2007-09-10 [Skydancer]: <=== is old and wise in the ways of the darkside. ;>

2007-09-10 [Pnelma Tirian]: I admit, subtlety has its uses. But there's hardly any room for maniacal laughter then. Maybe an occasional evil snigger, if you're lucky.

2007-09-10 [Skydancer]: Not true, you can laugh all you wish in the ultra secret soundproof dungeons as you torment those you have captured and have no other use for.

2007-09-10 [Trennas]: you see, normally we have henchmen and minions to do thhe tormenting for us:p

2007-09-10 [Calico Tiger]: *tickle torments Pnelma and sniggers evilly*

2007-09-10 [Trennas]: *snigger snigger*

2007-09-11 [Pnelma Tirian]: *high-pitched squealing* EEEE NONONONONO MY ONE WEAKNESS

2007-09-11 [Trennas]: *snigger*

2007-09-11 [Mirindyin]: cute.

2007-09-25 [Mirindyin]: seems like that comment of mine killed the whole conversation >_> don't you people like cute things?

2007-09-25 [Trennas]: well only sometimes:p

2007-09-25 [Lerune]: I love cute things. It's why I am so amazingly cute.

2007-09-25 [Skydancer]: Its perfectly acceptable to be cute, many times the most evil things are in very attractive packages.

2007-09-26 [Sir. Robert]: ...chocolate ;)

2007-09-26 [Fireblade K'Chona]: chocolate is an agent of evil. It's too awesome not to be.

2007-09-26 [Trennas]: we invented chocolate remember?:p

2007-09-26 [Sir. Robert]: Yes...I was just mentioning that our wonderful (evil) chocolate is often concealed in attractive and sometime cute forms (like bunnies) :)

2007-09-26 [Mirindyin]: or like chocolate sauce on some innocent little human being >_>

2007-09-26 [Fireblade K'Chona]: so we can lick it off, right? :P

The Jedi have proven...resistant so far. Have we exposed them to chocolate yet? Who can actually withstand the Chocolate Torture?

2007-09-26 [Trennas]: *licks lips*

hmm, our attempts have been inaffective i think..

2007-09-27 [Mirindyin]: not really :D I managed to turn one wannabe-jedi to the dark side yesterday with evil sith chocolate xD she is only 14 but that's beside the point. corrupt them when they are young, that's my way.

2007-09-27 [Trennas]: thats everybody's way:p

2007-09-28 [Mirindyin]: but I do it best. *pouts*

2007-09-28 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Hey, no one's denying you can do your job.

2007-10-01 [Mirindyin]: waiiiii~ *bounces happily around*

2007-10-03 [Trennas]: go turn over some more lightsiders, my dear ^^

2007-10-03 [Mirindyin]: as you wish, master *bows*

2007-10-03 [Trennas]: good girl ^^

2007-10-04 [Mirindyin]: waiiii~ *hugglies her master* master is sooooo kind~

2007-10-05 [Trennas]: *gives you a chocolate cookie*

2007-10-05 [Mirindyin]: waiiii~ :D *munches it happily* do you have any other evil missions for me right now, master?

2007-10-05 [Trennas]: i need massages:p

2007-10-05 [Mirindyin]: awwwwwwwwh~ poor baby *pets* how come?

2007-10-06 [Trennas]: because being an evil dark lord of the sith is quite a stressy job:p

2007-10-08 [Mirindyin]: yeah right.. confess, you spend every last one of those workdays of yours lounging on a couch and eating grapes >_> not to forget being surrounded by young, eager female sith-students that surely give you a massage if you just lift your forefinger.

2007-10-08 [Trennas]: i would so wish a normal workday would look like that XD

2007-10-08 [Mirindyin]: awwwwwwwh~ poor baby. my workday, though, looks kinda much like that.. only take away those young girls and replace them with young, goodlooking boys

2007-10-08 [Pnelma Tirian]: And everytime the grapes were too soft or too sweet or too sour for your liking, you would wreak great vengeance upon those responsible!

2007-10-08 [Mirindyin]: rape them, maybe?

2007-10-08 [Trennas]: hardly vengeance, but it will do:p

2007-10-09 [Mirindyin]: well, if one has a face like yours it's a terrible vengeance *runs away and hides*

2007-10-09 [Trennas]: sure it is, with the tentacles and everything ^^

2007-10-10 [Mirindyin]: tentacles <3

2007-10-10 [Trennas]: you are contradicting yourself:p

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