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2007-03-03 [Pnelma Tirian]: I hate that damn ass-basket. You need to get rid of that thing or I swear I'm going to start frying babies in it.
2007-03-03 [Paul Doyle]: Well, it was originally a larger torture device for small creatures . . . even Ewoks and Jawas. But scaled down, perhaps accented with rattan or bamboo, and given a few minor tweaks, it's awesome. I have to hide it, because certain people get the idea it's a crapper or a bidet or a sitz bath. It's none of those and not meant for kinky massages, either, though I'm sure those kind of units can be had for a reasonable price :P
2007-03-04 [Trennas]: your ass is.. scaly..?
I think it will take a lot of Corellian ale to drown than mental image..
2007-03-04 [Fireblade K'Chona]: And of course, as soon as I read THAT comment I get superglue on my fingers and THAT looks scaly...ew. :P
2007-03-04 [Trennas]: you're disgusting ^^
2007-03-04 [Fireblade K'Chona]: No, no, I blame you for that mental image.
-grumble- Just TRY and do something nice for your sister and get glue on your hands and then you get mocked...meh.
2007-03-04 [Trennas]: thats because you violated Sith regulations.. you're not supposed to be nice:p
2007-03-04 [Paul Doyle]: http://img.pho
2007-03-05 [Fireblade K'Chona]: ah, I see, I see. -nods- I shall refrain from doing that in the future.
In my own defense, she had been trying to throw me bodily from her room because I was being evil at her, but to leave it broken would have caused a greater evil i.e. our father to smite us both.
He doesn't like it when we break things through our own stupidity.
2007-03-05 [Trennas]: then, go outside:p
2007-03-05 [Omega18]: *sits down and meditates*....
2007-03-06 [Pnelma Tirian]: you do that. *Pumps up Rage Against the Machine on surround sound system and ROCKS OUT.*
2007-03-06 [Paul Doyle]: Hmm, perhaps I should install a music chip on the ass-basket . . . "White Shadow" by Peter Gabriel would be a suitably evil choice . . . *wanders off to find the music chip for the ass-basket*
2007-03-06 [Omega18]: *stands up and walks away thinking to self*".......w
2007-03-06 [Trennas]: get a pair of earplugs?
2007-03-07 [Pnelma Tirian]: leave to a less evil and chaotic place?
2007-03-07 [Paul Doyle]: *looking over winged shoulder as he wanders off to find music chip for ass-basket* Smoke a blunt and listen to some fake reggae by UB40?
2007-03-07 [Pnelma Tirian]: Stop thinking so loud?
2007-03-07 [Omega18]: .....well ill just be on my way now......*star
2007-03-07 [Trennas]: champagne anyon-? oow you werent gone yet ^^
2007-03-07 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Certainly!
I wrote a love sonnet about chocolate today...I gave it to [Delladreing] for her birthday, though (early) so you can't have it. :P
2007-03-08 [Paul Doyle]: oooo, champagne . . . *uses Force to gather musical chip, and Force-installs it, then sets it aside with a negligient wave* Champagne, you said? What kind is it, and may I have some if I provide some cheese? *puppy-dog eyes*
2007-03-08 [Trennas]: just champagne, dont be picky, cheeseman;)
2007-03-08 [Omega18]: champange....
2007-03-08 [Trennas]: shut it boy-gonzola ^^
2007-03-08 [Paul Doyle]: Well, if you can use the Dark Side of the Force and the Hand of Gallo to make tasty marketable 'wine" and "cheese" from the convulsing bodies of your dying enemies, it can be kind of evil. *smirks*
2007-03-08 [Pnelma Tirian]: dude, that cheese is nasty.
2007-03-09 [Paul Doyle]: That's where the Hand of Gallo comes in.
2007-03-13 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I have a question! An important question the likes of which has never been pondered before!
...is there such a thing as a Sith Salad?
2007-03-14 [Paul Doyle]: If there's sentient vegetable-base
2007-03-14 [Sir. Robert]: Yes...but the salad would have bacon, ranch dressing, and chocolate all over!
...chocolate 0_o
2007-03-14 [Paul Doyle]: A must. *nods*
2007-03-14 [-Orion-]: Chocolate<3
2007-03-14 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Chocolate with bacon? not feeling it...
though bacon and peanut butter may work.
2007-03-15 [Pnelma Tirian]: peanut butter and bacon is inexplicably delicious.
2007-03-15 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I need to make myself a sandwich with that. Sourdough bread, you think?
2007-03-15 [Sir. Robert]: Chocolate and bacon should go together...the
2007-03-16 [Trennas]: there are guys at my dayjob (you know, when i am plotting to take over the world by pretending to be someone else:p) that eat their bread with peanutbutter and banana..
2007-03-16 [Paul Doyle]: That's an unholy mixture condusive to deadly farts shortly therafter o_O
2007-03-16 [Trennas]: if.. you say so..
2007-03-16 [Paul Doyle]: I read recently how it's very wise to eat fruits (especially bananas) seperately from other foods, as they are digested much more quickly than other types of food. Therefore, lots and lots of gas.
2007-03-16 [Pnelma Tirian]: peanutbutter and banana sandwiches are so delicious, though!
2007-03-16 [Paul Doyle]: Oh, they are delicious, don't get me wrong. Yet a little bit of "Beano" may help :3
2007-03-18 [Fireblade K'Chona]: you know...this guy is quite probably a Force master.
http://www.you
2007-03-19 [Pnelma Tirian]: that's surreal. he should do that on the 3rd st. promenade, he'd make a pretty penny at it.
2007-03-19 [Fireblade K'Chona]: ....yeah.
2007-03-19 [Trennas]: lots of practice and hand eye coordination most probably:p
2007-03-21 [Omega18]: ....chocolate.
2007-03-22 [Fireblade K'Chona]: The Jedi tried to return me to the light with caramel. Caramel! I ask you!
And yet...do you think the Jedi are capable of wreaking this much destruction? For our downfall may be imminent.... O.o
http://article
2007-03-22 [Paul Doyle]: We must fight back with more of that cheap fake chocolate that tastes strangely like day old coffee, and costs a fraction the price of real chocolate. For example, those huge fake chocolate bunnies that are bagged in slab form, and which are large enough to use as a deadly weapon if frozen. They're generally sold at Wal-Mart and even cheaper-qualit
2007-03-22 [Paul Doyle]: Ah, bingo: http://en.wiki
2007-03-30 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Speaking of chocolate...ha
http://www.msn
2007-03-31 [Pnelma Tirian]: haha, awesome.
2007-03-31 [Paul Doyle]: I personally did not find that offensive at all . . . until I read the bit about Jesus having no loincloth o_O
2007-03-31 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I'm just a little bemused. Not really offended.
2007-04-01 [Trennas]: i found it quite hylarious actually ^^ immediately explains the link between jezus and chocolate eggs:p
2007-04-01 [Fireblade K'Chona]: yes, yes indeed!
2007-04-01 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Oh, and by the way...after some serious introspection and searching of my feelings, I have decided that the Sith is not for me. I am called to the serenity and the peace of the Jedi, and...
April Fools!
Hah, like I'd ever leave you guys, you have CHOCOLATE. :P
2007-04-01 [Trennas]: hmpf, next time you try something like that I'll zap you with some april fools lightning!
2007-04-01 [Paul Doyle]: Ooo, check it out . . . pre-production stuff from the forthcoming, yet-to-be-titl
2007-04-02 [Pnelma Tirian]: Actually, I discovered something about myself very similar to that, Fireblade. I discovered that Star Wars, as a general rule, is totally lame. I don't know how I got into it. And Darth Vader is a total pussy and not sexy at all.
*.......coughg
2007-04-02 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Pnelma, I saved those conversations we had about sexy men. :P
Also...who here watches Chad Vader?
2007-04-02 [Pnelma Tirian]: darn. Not very convincing, eh?
2007-04-02 [Fireblade K'Chona]: nope. :P At least, not to me.
2007-04-10 [Darth Jacein]: My lords.. i have returned.. no doubt, my absence was hardly noticed..but im back anyway..
2007-04-10 [Trennas]: woohoo *pops champagne*
2007-04-10 [Darth Jacein]: lol hey umm not meaning to make it sound like im just here to ask but umm any one want to join or participate in a starwars rp?
2007-04-10 [Trennas]: tried that before and i bailed out because i didnt have the time, sorry:p
2007-04-10 [Darth Jacein]: dang.. ok well..anyone else...oh right. it will be a while before i get an answer
2007-04-10 [Trennas]: yes its very empty here XD
2007-04-10 [Darth Jacein]: yep...
2007-04-10 [Trennas]: and quiet:p
2007-04-11 [Fireblade K'Chona]: It seems somehow...wron
2007-04-11 [Paul Doyle]: Yes, but disturbing quietitude is yet another, more subtle, path to evilness. Unsettling, like the tumbleweeds.
2007-04-11 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Ah, true enough, true enough.
2007-04-11 [Trennas]: most unsettling:p
2007-04-11 [Paul Doyle]: Behold the evil of a dust-devil in the Mojave Desert, sucking up a jackrabbit and carrying it aloft :P
2007-04-11 [Trennas]: and ze crickets!
2007-04-11 [Darth Jacein]: lol
2007-04-11 [Trennas]: who has marshmallows?
2007-04-11 [Darth Jacein]: umm...
2007-04-11 [Trennas]: not you:p
2007-04-11 [Darth Jacein]: nope..i got ramen
2007-04-11 [Trennas]: thats not marshmellows:p
2007-04-12 [Darth Jacein]: gee ya think?..lol
2007-04-12 [Lothuriel]: 2007-04-10 Trennas: tried that before and i bailed out because i didnt have the time, sorry:p
LOL...yes, he is telling the truth. My poor character is still sitting across the dinner table from his resting from being chased by the Empire!
2007-04-12 [Trennas]: sorry bout that loth:( it really just didnt work our:( and the 6 hours time difference was rather annoying as well:s
2007-04-12 [Lothuriel]: Oh, I understand. I was simply trying to be funny...
2007-04-12 [Trennas]: i know ^^ but just tio clarify XD
2007-04-12 [Paul Doyle]: *toasts some marshmallows with dragon fire and Force lightning, till they are black and bubbly and gooey*
2007-04-12 [Trennas]: niiiiiice:p *gets sticks*
2007-04-13 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I'm good at roasting marshmallows!
2007-04-13 [Trennas]: he's good at melting tyhem ^^
2007-04-13 [Paul Doyle]: *sends some random flunkies to the Marsh, to find some Mallows. This, despite being in a gigantic Super Star Destroyer (I think?)*
2007-04-13 [Darth Jacein]: anywho if anyones interested.. heres the link Jedi vs. sith
2007-04-13 [Trennas]: yeah, i dont think marsh mellows are in the standard food issue packs for stormtroopers:
2007-04-13 [Paul Doyle]: *has the cooks whip up a huge batch of fresh marshmellows while the silly flunkies run around thinking they grow in the swamp*
2007-04-14 [Trennas]: swamps ^^ yeah right ^^
2007-04-18 [Paul Doyle]: http://www.you
2007-04-18 [Darth Jacein]: wow
2007-04-18 [Darth Jacein]: http://www.you
2007-04-18 [Darth Jacein]: final scene from starwars..
2007-06-14 [Fireblade K'Chona]: This really kinda...died here...
2007-06-14 [Darth Jacein]: yeah...
2007-06-14 [Fireblade K'Chona]: So...what now?
2007-06-14 [Trennas]: now we... parteh?
2007-06-15 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Sounds like a plan!
2007-06-15 [Paul Doyle]: Should we turn some of the llamas into pinatas? We must be evil for we are Sith. :P
2007-06-15 [Trennas]: good plan! i get the candy, you provide the stick!
2007-06-15 [Paul Doyle]: Hmm, if we hit the llamas with the stick, won't llama poo come out instead of Gummi Worms?
2007-06-15 [Trennas]: no silly, its a paper llama!
2007-06-15 [Paul Doyle]: Ah. Well then, what to do about the real llamas who flew around and helped conduct Sith lightning for practical purposes (such as dusting those high-reach nooks and crannies)? Assuming they haven't been devoured by the HR Giger Xenomorphs crawling around in the ventilation shafts, mweh-heh-heh.
2007-06-15 [Trennas]: we ehr.. let them fly?
2007-06-15 [Paul Doyle]: Um, OK. :P
2007-06-16 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Are they Force-using llamas?
2007-06-16 [Trennas]: no, they are just.. well.. stupid:p
2007-06-17 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Ah. I see.
2007-06-17 [Paul Doyle]: Surely there must be some element of evil involved.
2007-06-17 [Paul Doyle]: Fear them!
2007-06-17 [Trennas]: *fears* those are scary llama's:p
2007-06-17 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Indeed, indeed.
I am reminded of The Emperor's New Groove.
Oh god, I can't believe I just said that in a Star Wars forum. Now I have this image of Emperor Palpatine as a llama...AAAAGH
2007-06-17 [Trennas]: yeah, that is kinda disturbing you know:p
2007-06-17 [Paul Doyle]: Starring Yoda as the Dalai Llama? :P
2007-06-17 [Trennas]: and llan and chellabba?
2007-06-17 [Paul Doyle]: Or, alternately, the immortal Muftak the Talz.
2007-06-17 [Trennas]: as a llama right?
2007-06-18 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I'm gone till the 29th. Just FYI.
2007-06-18 [Paul Doyle]: *salutes [Fireblade K'Chona] with a special concoction*
2007-06-18 [Paul Doyle]: Perhaps a llama ridden by Muftak the Talz?
2007-06-18 [Trennas]: ... i hope you mean that in the way he used it for transportation
2007-06-18 [Paul Doyle]:
Maybe he just wants a blanket to ride the llama's back, and a sombrero for his head? And maybe four-panel sunglasses?
2007-06-18 [Trennas]: and a dirty sanchez:p
2007-06-18 [The Dizzy Raven]: Hey, guys. long time no c. what's up?
2007-06-18 [Trennas]: well the llama's..
2007-06-18 [Paul Doyle]: Tequila for the Talz? :P
2007-06-18 [Trennas]: i dont think you want to get him too drunk:p
2007-06-18 [Paul Doyle]: Then (especially if he's gay) he'll insist on a Dirty Sanchez despite having no lips to speak of.
2007-06-20 [The Dizzy Raven]: XD
2007-06-20 [Trennas]: very true! where's the tequila?!
2007-06-20 [Paul Doyle]: I think the llama drank it by mistake . . .
2007-06-20 [Trennas]: a...haaaa..
2007-06-28 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Whoa, 20 minutes of sleep in 23 hours isn't good for you.
2007-06-28 [Trennas]: its pretty evil too!
2007-06-28 [Fireblade K'Chona]: yes.
2007-06-28 [Trennas]: reminds me of my glory days:p
2007-06-28 [Fireblade K'Chona]: ...I can't take it.
2007-06-28 [Trennas]: me neither:p
2007-06-28 [Sir. Robert]: Why cant anyone take whatever it is you are talking about?
2007-06-28 [Fireblade K'Chona]: no, no, I can't take coherency right now because I'm running on empty.
2007-06-28 [Trennas]: and lack of sleep:p
2007-06-28 [Fireblade K'Chona]: yes.
2007-06-28 [Trennas]: so you should get some sleep?:p
2007-06-28 [Fireblade K'Chona]: YOU ARE MOCKING ME YOU MOCKING PERSON.
2007-06-28 [Trennas]: ehr.. well.. DUH!
2007-06-29 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Huh.
2007-06-29 [Trennas]: muh!
2007-06-29 [Lerune]: Don't JUDGE her! You don't KNOW her! =oP
2007-06-29 [Sir. Robert]: Mockery and judging...this could get intresting :)
2007-06-29 [Xeroh Kanoe]: Don't judge a person till you've walked a mile in their shoes...that way you're a mile away and have their shoes...
2007-06-29 [Sir. Robert]: Could that mile be in the desert with broken glass, rusty nails, and needles littered all over :)
2007-06-29 [Xeroh Kanoe]: ...Well...they wouldn't be able to follow you...so why not.
2007-06-29 [Sir. Robert]: I was thinking landmines originally, but I realized those would work shoed or not...lol
2007-06-29 [Xeroh Kanoe]: Not unless you use remote mines.
2007-06-29 [Sir. Robert]: Yes...but then what is the point of stealing their shoes and walking a mile away?
2007-06-29 [Xeroh Kanoe]: Got the remote, detonate as they come.
2007-06-29 [Sir. Robert]: I dont think I would do that...I would probbly wait for them to walk the mile and put their shoes back on, then blow them up :)
2007-06-29 [Xeroh Kanoe]: But you would also blow up the shoes and then what's the point of stealing them and walking a mile in the first place?
2007-06-29 [Sir. Robert]: There is no reason why I cant walk back over and pull them back off their smoking corpse :P
2007-06-29 [Xeroh Kanoe]: But with mines feet are one of the first things to explode...
2007-06-29 [Sir. Robert]: They have the ones that bounce up first...they dont explode quite at the feet...nasty little buggers
2007-06-29 [Xeroh Kanoe]: I've heard about those...I want some...
2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: *yawns* this wiki has been dead for sooooo long time now~ where are all bad guys and ladies? has everyone been caught red-handed, arrested and put to sleep? O.o
2007-08-10 [Pnelma Tirian]: more like, caught red-handed, handed the cookie jar, and tucked into bed. =)
2007-08-10 [Calico Tiger]:
2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: *sigh* poor bad guys and ladies :D
2007-08-10 [Trennas]: why poor? i have money:p
2007-08-10 [Xeroh Kanoe]: -_- I don't...at least not any to spare, I'm getting a Nintendo Wii!!!
2007-08-10 [Trennas]: we got one too ^^
2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: awwwwwh, that's unfair :/ I wish I had gotten money, then I would have own computer by now~
2007-08-10 [Trennas]: but my dear apprentice, you are evil:p you just steal computers:p
2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: hehe, I think I should've chosen my words better.. if I had money, I could build a computer myself. anyway, master, have you gotten the soundtrack of dead man's chest? I cannot find it anywhere.. :/
2007-08-10 [Trennas]: yep i have it:) i could send it to you over msn or something.. if you have that..
2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: I have msn, yes. you can give me your address if you want to~ *purrs*
2007-08-10 [Trennas]: you cant add me since i have a gmail address:p youll have to send me yours XD
2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: *sigh* as you wish, master.. I'll send it to you in private..
2007-08-10 [Trennas]: you have done well ^^
2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: mehh.. >_>
2007-08-10 [Trennas]: meh?
2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: *sigh* masters.. such annoying creatures every so often..
2007-08-10 [Trennas]: what do you mean annoying?:p
2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: haha :D *hides under her bed and whispers there* as I said, annoying and mean creatures.
2007-08-10 [Trennas]: *lifts the bed* im sorry, i didnt hear you:p
2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: *smirks* awwwh, too bad. not going to say it again *sticks her tongue at you*
2007-08-10 [Trennas]: who is annoying now, eh?:p
2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: awwwwh, poor lil' fuddy-duddy, mean lil' girl is teasing you.
2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: *runs away* eeeep, master is getting annoyed~
2007-08-10 [Trennas]: no im not, thats what mean teasing girls get! *spank*
2007-08-10 [Mirindyin]: *pouts* no, thou shalt not spank me, master. *wraps her arms around her master* why should you spank a lil' kitten as I am?
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