If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get.
Follow these rules to maintain your sanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends? yes
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever fuck me? If you're a guy, don't answer this. Please?
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?
My name is michelle and I have brown eyes, black hair and i am addicted to zuma. I'm weird i know. TAKE MY POLL. PLEASE?
I enjoy reading very much. Here are just a few basic things about me:
Height:5'6"
Hair:Long, curly, and black
Age:18
Siblings:2 Brothers. one named micheal and one who's a member at elftown. His screen name is ( R.K.O. ).
Here are a few of My Favorites:
Color:Hot Pink, and Baby Blue
Movie:Currentl
y 50 First Dates
TV. Show:Currently Dawsons Creek
Game:Zuma
Online RPG:Darkrisings
Book:Book Of Mormon, and the BIBLE
Test:Personality
Subject in school:Math or
Pshycology/Socialogy
Wiki Page:Disiples of Jesus
http://elftown.eu/wiki.html?n=1116157103&name=Disciples%20of%20Jesus
Have I ever:
Smoked:No
Gotten Drunk:No
Gotten my first kiss:Yes
Had Sex:No
Been Ice Skating: Yes
Skateboarded:No
Ski Dived:No, but want to really bad.
Had a blounde moment:Yes. I mailed a letter to myself on accedent.
Laugh or dream: Laugh
Serious or funny: funny
Fast or slow (relationship): Slow
You prefer being alone or have relation: Havin’ a relation
Simple or Complicated: Complicated
Cremate or Buried when dead: Does it really matter?
Sex or alcohol: Neither
Stay up late or go to bed early: Stay up late
Light or dark?: Both
Speak or Silence: Speak
Tall or Short guy: Tall
News paper: Not really
Hug or kiss: Both
Happy or Sad: Both
Life or Death: Life
Gig or Disco: Neither
Left or Right: I'm left handed
Sausages on top, or on the side:on the side
Dark/ red/ Blonde: Dark
Here is a poem I wrote. It's called the cross!!
The Cross
The cross is my symbol of freedom,
Christ is the reason I'm free,
Before I knew God I was spiritually blind,
But now through His mercy I see.
God is my source of strength,
He's there when I need Him the most,
Not alot of people can say that,
Not alot of people come close.
The cross reminds me of Christ,
How He died for you and me,
And how he's patiently waiting to see us,
On that judgment day.
What do u think?
I took a test to find my inner dragon. Here are the results I got.
and your inner dragon is a ....
Sun Dragon
In the war between good and evil, Sun Dragons take the side of the noble and good.
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos.
As far as magical tendancies, Your inner dragon has the ability to conquer the world of magic, but it will not be easy.
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done.
Dragon Description:
From a distance, the Sun Dragon appears as though it is made of pure flames. In truth, it is not made of flame at all but it does maintain a constant should of flames around it's body. This allows for both very effective armor and a stunning appearance.
During its adolescent stages, a Sun Dragon's body begins to excrete an oily substance through it's skin which burns slowly over time, like napalm. When it reaches this age, the Dragon is ignited by it's elders. Sun Dragons are totally immune to fire.
After it is ignited, the Sun Dragon's flames will continue to blaze for the whole of the dragon's natural life span. Sun Dragons are extremely fierce in combat. The Sun Dragon is among the noblest breed of dragonkind.They are revered both for their ferocity in combat and their great wisdom.
This Dragons favorite elements are: Tiger's Eye and Nobility of Spirit.
Check it out at http://travel-hounds.com/dragon/quiz.asp?action=q5
Trust me you wont regret it!! Sign my guestbook!!
Jesus Freak by:DC Talk
Separated, I cut myself clean
From a past that comes back in my darkest of dreams
Been apprehended by a spiritual force
And a grace that replaced all the me I've divorced
I saw a man with tat on his big fat belly
It wiggled around like marmalade jelly
It took me a while to catch what it said
Cause I had to match the rhythm of his belly with my head
'Jesus Saves' is what it raved in a typical tattoo green
He stood on a box in the middle of the city
And claimed he had a dream
What will people think
When they hear that I'm a Jesus freak
What will people do when they find that it's true
I don't really care if they label me a Jesus freak
There ain't no disguising the truth
Kamikaze, my death is gain
I've been marked by my Maker
A peculiar display
The high and lofty, they see me as weak
Cause I won't live and die for the power they seek
There was a man from the desert with naps in his head
The sand that he walked was also his bed
The words that he spoke made the people assume
There wasn't too much left in the upper room
With skins on his back and hair on his face
They thought he was strange by the locusts he ate
The Pharisees tripped when they heard him speak
Until the king took the head of this Jesus freak
What will people think
When they hear that I'm a Jesus freak
What will people do when they find that it's true
I don't really care if they label me a Jesus freak
There ain't no disguising the truth
People say I'm strange, does it make me a stranger
That my best friend was born in a manger
People say I'm strange, does it make me a stranger
That my best friend was born in a manger
What will people think
When they hear that I'm a Jesus freak
What will people do when they find that it's true
I don't really care if they label me a Jesus freak
There ain't no disguising the truth
What will people think [What will people think]
What will people do [What will people do]
I don't really care [What else can I say]
There ain't no disguising the truth [Raylor]
awwwww a rose.
Owww. Pretty sword:~)
