Pick a flower in hell
Come with me! Follow me down to hell and pick a flower!
They are lovely there, even if they burn your hand.
But feeling pain is OK there, because it's hell - a wonderful place!
And don't you worry! It might leave a horrible scar, but the
medical care is free there. Maybe because the doctors don't
use anaesthetics. So come on! Pick a flower in hell!
There will be no worries! No kids to care about and your love will be
without problems, because the unwilling target for your love will be
right beside you and suffering eternal pain!
And there are wonderful beaches! With flames instead of palmtrees.
But if you don't like that, there is even a place cold as hell.
But no need to worry! You'll never freeze to death there!
They even have a fancy office. With people smiling and comfy chairs.
The boss will be horrible, but just drink your coffee.
Because you'll never get fired! Mouhahaha!
So come with me! Come down to hell and pick a flower!
They are lovely there, and they will not turn into love.
Feel the fire in this wonderful place - Welcome to hell!