oh
um
i got my permit.

i hate probation
probably, warped tour is not an option
but if i pray at night then i will see nofx anyway
i will go to fucking warped tour
i will prostitute myself in auburn tomorrow
i will buy tickets from some man in a flasher suit
i will watch nofx be the bomb
i will smile
oh, and i'll get there somehow, too.
either that or go to idaho.
which is lame because fuck idaho
nobody wants to go to idaho
except nofx
and the rest of the warped tour gang
but potatoes are lame, like i said.

oh god oh god oh god
let adam be nice and

don't let kj do candice
and don't let me do kyle
and don't let him do ashley
and me roxxy
i need a job

that's the point of all that goddamn school
so when you're living wihtout school all you can think about is how you're supposed to be doing something
ro might not go to college
kj isn't
this makes me feel lame
i was supposed to be the one who would never fucking go to college.
i was supposed to be hey! a bum on the street
if i wasn't on probation i'd be a flight attendant
i want to be a flight attendant
want a drink?
and i smile and you get on the plane
and habeeb blows it up
but that's okay because i was on top of the world

i hate life.
i'm not against it really
i just hate it


playing guitar has become a pasttime
i have callouses
i scream
i wonder where the hell i'm going with kj
i want to live with him
but i don't think i'd be able to scream
and i wonder would that really be such a bad thing?
i have callouses
my throat goes raw
what the hell is college anyway?
working forever for a piece of paper
when i could spend time at the library instead

and be like my dad
in a hat
and sunglasses
singing Hey Jude
and smoking marlboro reds
speaking of which
bout that time eh chap?

AHHHH
i miss kj
really bad
like....when i think about him i throw things
not phsyically throw things but i mentally throw them around
then it's like on the wizard of oz and everything is flying around

jose messaged me on myspace. he remembered my birthday. he's all, i don't know if you remember but my birthday's three days after yours. then he made some reference to the bus on the way to san francisco, which i don't remember, then he said he's going to school in sacramento and he'll come and visit me for sure. he doesn't have his license yet either.

elijah messaged me and i went to his myspace, and it's like I WANNA KISS YOU ALL OVER, AND OVER AND AGAIN TILL THE NIGHT CLOSES IN DUN DUN DUN... and i was cracking up because who the fuck puts that on your myspace?
i wonder what mine says? something lame, probably. i don't even remember. i fucking hate myspace except when people who i used to know suddenly message me and it's like oh yeah, i remember you! hey, you sought me out. awesome.
so jose is my friend on myspace now.
i'm gonna figure out what the fuck is up with him.
and i'll tell him how i'm a terrorist.
and we will laugh.
because i still have a diary where i'm talking about french kissing him and i'm all excited. OH MY GOD I DID IT!!! like that.
and we were lame fifth grader sixth graders that probably would have kept going out for a few years if i hadn't moved and gone out with that lousy vince knowles.
i remember we used to write cards to eachother.
we would buy blank cards and just write shit on them, and fill them all up with boring shit. but it was awesome because it seemed so sweet like we were always gifting eachother. but it was just like...uhh i'm sitting in the bathroom and i'm really bored. my mom told me i have to clean my room but i don't want to so i'm hiding....
but it was really cool. i still have one of the cards he sent me after i moved.
i remember...he was a jerk. like...he never acknowledged me as his girlfriend. i mean, sure we were in 5th grade and the teachers would have been like HEY WHAT THE FUCK but...it pissed me off at the time so i broke up with him once. then he did something really nice and we got back together. then i moved and totally forgot about him, mostly.
i don't know..
nestors my friend on myspace too
me and him and carla and aman used to just spin around this tree all lunch, next to the kindergarten playground, gaurding it from bullies. becasue alyssa went there and some kids threw rocks at her. so we stayed there, the bigger kids, protecting my stupid kindergarten neice. spinning around the tree.
and once me and nestor kissed.
and we were best friends for years.
me and him and carla. but carla never really liked him.
but i loved him because he was so smart. and me and him went to GATE together and we did projects together and we were totally perfect friends.

then there was this kid...natividad...he had crazy bug eyes and he was hella greaser style. i used to skate to school and watch him. and he had a crush on carla. so i was so jealous because i hecka liked him.

then there was this kid Cruz, who went out with carla. and when he broke up with her for this girl with a dot on her forehead she got SO massively pissed off at indian people. And she hated cruz desperately.


then ther was this guy Garret. Garret Titch. and he gave me a sticker book when we were in like 4th grade. i still have it, actually, because i've been meaning to give it to one of those children. and it has some cool stickers in it. anyway, he gave me this stickerbook that he won for being totally good at something. and i always remembered him. and yesterday victoria got in touch with him, and he remembered me. and she told him i'm a terrorist now, and he's like woah that's not the ceci i remember. and he's having a baby now. and he's married. and he hangs out with Sam Riverra, who reminds me of Sid on toy story, and who was the first guy i made out with. we almost did it. i was like 11. we were naked.

Ernies in the army. he's in maryland.

i don't have a job, still.
so i sit on the porch and scream about it, and how FUCK i need to get paid, but i don't really want to be a slave.
it doesn't help, really.

remo says i should get a job at UPS because i'm 18 now.
i say no way.

A federal agency proposed a new speed limit to protect the whales because ship strikes are responsible for about half of all known, human-caused deaths of whales. But federal vessels would be excluded from the speed limit.

FUCK DMV
fucking practice tests
i got like 18 out of 25
then i got 21 out of 25
then i got 24 out of 25
and FUCK FOG LIGHTS!!!

FUCK DMV
there's this question;;;;;Unless otherwise posted the speed limit in a residential area is ____.
and it's like FUCKING COMMA!!! HELLO PEOPLE! Do the rules of grammar exclude yoU??
unless otherwise posted COMMA the speed limit in a residential area is 25
NO!!! use a fucking comma
aruhghghghg
fuck you hard dmv in the ass or wherever you don't like it.

yeah
the end

whole big long story:
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fucking remo and victoria
and mom
my mother just worsens things
and she's like bugging me
and she thinks that vico is going to break up, run away, and remo's going to kill himself all because of one stupid fight
so she gets all overdramatic

so now remo is saying 'If your wife isn't sucking your dick, you'll have some problems'
and so his idea is that blowjobs is the number one thing in a relationship
and victoria goes,, that's why you and kj have a good relationship
and i'm like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we have a good relationship because we're relatively normal
and remos like i'm gonna be the one bringing home the bacon
and i'm like arug oishdo;shsidhgldshf;dsjgd
NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aajgds g sggsaj
i want to get OUT of here

I just want a cigarette. What’s funny is that tomorrow, in thirty minutes, it will be perfectly legal for me to go out and buy a pack, but right now its like HEX!!!
I was on one of those searches, and I looked in the fridge, and I was like Hey, there’s a beer right here. But it was like…what do I want with beer? I want a cigarette.
Why?
So I can have something to do while I feel bad about myself, which I’m not even good at anymore.
And I feel old.
And my mom thinks I’m going to “turn gay.”
hagh slgsghjfisdg
wdgzsdfjds ;
i hate everything

okay so in 7 days i'm 18.
okay so tomorrow is probation meeting.
duke michigan is bringing me down.
because who arrests one twin but not the other if they're both guilty of the same crime?
well, hello, devi didn't really run away because she's not important.
so maybe they're...out on the streets.
and S-- and Sally totally get in a fight. (because they're doing it, remember?) and so he's like what the fuck, are yous screwing the mailman? and she's like You crazy fuck i'm going to go this way. (because she's in the habit of walking away when things don't go her way---devi and her have that in common...or maybe they shouldn't...but she has to walk away otherwise she won't get arrested because sai will protect her.)
okay so anyway she's like you're nuts, i'm better off on my own or with the mailman, even.
and he's like fine SCREW THE MAILMAN FOR ALL I CARE!!!
and angrily he sits down all crosslegged and his chin is in his hand
pissed off
and then she shrieks
and he jumps up
and there's horses hooves' pounding
and she's engulfed in darkness.
gone.

don't you love how every moment, to george bush, is "a critical time in american history"?
it's kind of like yeah...that's because our president is the idiot son of an asshole.
then i start singing nofx
keep writing about duke michigan
smile and wave...
i miss kj.

dude what the fuck does bush care about the constitution?
he's over there calling it a goddamn peice of paper, then he's over here saying oh we should change the constitution so gays can't get married.
and all the conservatives are like GO BUSH all over again
because obviously fags wanting to be married is more important than everything else
---war in iraq
---fucking gas prices
---unemployment rates
---shithole economy
good fucking job george
i'm fucking proud to be a terrorist.

"I believe society's interests are met by saying — defining marriage as between a man and a woman. That's what I believe."
Bush said a marriage amendment in the Constitution was "necessary because activist courts have left our nation with no other choice."
"Marriage is the most fundamental institution of civilization and it should not be redefined by activist judges," he said. "You are here because you strongly support a constitutional amendment that defines marriage as the union of a man and a woman. And I am proud to stand with you."



i love how gay marriage is obviously the number one top threat at this moment of American history.

did you know that dick cheneys daughter is a lesbian?

Your natural confidence may be circumvented by an age old doubt. This tiny voice inside you is only trying to protect your fragile heart. Be gentle, but go ahead in spite of your fear.
Horoscope June 5th 2006
________________________________________

today will be a lonely day.
nobody is going to be at home.
i will clean and listen to elvis.
i will tell the story of duke michigan.
i have to walk home.
it is going to be hot.
i hate weight training but there are only a few more days anyway.
then i don't ever have to play philly again.
did i spell that right, even?

anyway today will be the day that i've been waiting for, where i don't do shit.
yes yes yes
and the rats and i will have a party
and i will play guitar
and wish i had two more strings
and probably curse and go what the fuck is the point of 4 strings only!?
but mostly have a party
okay i hate library aiding.
3 more days.

i am going to legalize marijuana.
i am going to change the way we are educated.
i am going to be somebody.
maybe i won't be anybody important.
but that doesn't change a thing.
no way am i going to sit here and do nothing.
i might not do anything but i'm not doing nothing.
is trying
is working
is maybe a waste of time
is maybe a waste of thought
but so is abracrombie and fitch

there's this graduation thing giong on

mushrooms
shhh

OKAY SO HERE ARE SOME IMPORTANT THINGS:::
. traveling abroad
. japanese language as for learn is
. graduation ceremony
. social security number for assessment test results
. study mathematics over the summer
. call probation
. make sure that apology letter isn't too rude after second review
. duke michigan lacks continuity
. senior picnic
. modeling

mmmkay
so i rearranged a lot of the story and i figured out where the baking scene goes (before joe jr is taken)
and i know what happens next
okayyyf sgsjh;gjsiodjgs!!!
here.>>
so then shit shit shit they find out dear gods lots of crap is happneing
and they go to see the great one but he's not ther but he says somthing is hapning
and what do you know fuckin sai charles is king again
and he starts a fuckin war oh my god
and he sends joe jr back who's like six now
and then he's a coward and he tell them where the secret soldiers are
but florgs man, all we have to do is get them on our side and we're set.
boom BOOM boom
DEAD EARTH

lots of homework to do.
i wish i had coricidin
i'm at the point where its like hey the last two days i've been fucked up, i might as well make it last.
but then...nobody likes me when i'm on coricidin
but hey at least i like myself!
and uh..
i'm bored

so omigod theirs this dance comming up!
and i want to go to the nail place on the corner!
not the one with that crazy white chick?
but the one with the aisian lady?
and pedis and manis are only 20 dolers?
and im goign to buy such a cute outfit with my new credit card!
and oh myg od i so totlaly hope eric asks me?
becasue he is sooo cute.
and last week he said i was smart
and i totally am so i hope he asks me

something something skater boi
she said see you later boi
he wasn't good enough for her

i LOVE avril lavign!