so my dad and i are walkin through DC
and we see a cop with his horse's butt facing us
dad "look, it's a statue of bush!"

me "wow, there's alot of homeless people here"
dad "it's because bush banned gay marriage"

we're putting our luggage in a locker area to walk around
man "so what all did you see while you were here?"
dad "oh we caught a ball game, viewd some monuments"
man "didn't come to see the president?"
dad "are you kidding? my breakfast was good this morning, can't spoil it!"

not to mention lorraine and ron-glad i met ya guys, fun train ride!

http://www.stanford.edu/~atd10/quizes/fgquiz.html

im peter -_-

001: Name: Brittany
002: Nickname: B, britt, Italy, Roger, B-pap
003: country of living: United fucking sucks States
004: Birth date: 10/14/88
006: Eye color: blue/green/silver
007: Shoe size: 10-11
008: School/work: school
009: You smoke: occasionally
010: Hobby's: art, lifeteen, friends, amusing drunks
011: Brothers/Sisters: nope
012: Relation: single
013: Piercing(s): Ears
014: Tattoo: none
015: Vacationland: who knows
016: Are there people you wont reply to: nope
017: Nicest person you met this year: probably sammak or mark
018: Person you rather not have met this year: kim
019: Who would you like to meet: roger daltrey...duh
020: Who is it that you admire: andy from church, anne, PJP II
021: Most sexy person met on Elfwood: not on elfwood
022: Favorite Pajama: ducky boxers ducky boxers
023: Favorite Car: ford taurus
024: Favorite Movie(s): Casablanca, Tommy, Finding Neverland, My Girl and Field of Dreams
025: Favorite Bands/Singers: The Who, Anna Nalik, Jesus Music, papa roach, pink floyd, etc etc etc
026: Favorite City: Indiana, PA (its really a town)
027: Favorite Plush: all the ducks
028: Favorite Cologne: hmm...axe, but im going to be different than normal girls and say old spice
029: Favorite Magazine: rolling stone
030: Favorite sound: guitar
032: Favorite Writer: shakespear
033: Favorite Nickname: 'B'
034: What is on your mouse pad: ducks
035: What all is under your bed: nothing, my bed hits the ground
036: Favorite colour combo: black and blue
037: Favorite Song ever: Free Falling-Tom Petty
038: Favorite song at this moment: Amazing grace and Hungry
039: Favorite food: chinese and italian
040: Favorite class at school: math and art
041: Favorite drink: pepsi
042: Lucky number: 14
043: What do you think that is greatest about yourself: my ability to care about people?
045: Favorite shoes: my vans..def my vans
046: What time do you go to bed on workdays: in between the sunset and sunrise
047: What word do you use most: Nixon
048: Most romantic moment in your life: Kissing an ex in the snow
049: Most ashamed moment of your life: meeting glenn -_-
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: in bed
051: What do you do in the weekends: stuff
052: What class in school do/did you dislike most: bio
053: Your Breakfast: cheerrriiiooosss!
054: What do you really really dislike to eat: that really bad chicken my dad makes sometimes
055: Pets: no -_-
056: Laugh or dream: laugh at your dreams
057: Serious or funny: funny
058: Fast or slow: slow...life goes by too quickly already
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: both
060: Simple or Complicated: simple--i get confused easily and often
061: Cremate or Buried when dead: buried
062: Sex or alcohol: sex..it doesnt kill you
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: stay up
064: Light or dark?: dark
065: Speak or Silence: speak...speak for the revolutioN!
066: tall or small men: Tall
067: News paper: sports
068: Hug or kiss: hug
069: Happy or Sad: happy
070: Life or Death: life
071: Gig or Disco: dIsCo
072: Left or Right: left...rights for those damned conservatives
071: Sausages on top, or on the side: on top
074: Dark/ red/ Blonde: dark
075: What would you ask god if you could ask him 1 single question: why did you pick steph...besides the obvious
076: you believe in reincarnation: yes
077: you believe in Aliens: of course..
078: When you die, what will be your last word: Forgive me Lord
079: Does true love exist?: yes
080: How many kids would you like to have?: 2 or 4
081: What is the thing you can't stand: liars
082: Best feeling: to cry your eyes out until you're clear
083: Worst feeling in the world: to gold everything back
084: What are you afraid of: death
085: Are you an emotional person: sometimes
086: You cry while watching a movie?: yeah
087: Your goal in life: to not become my mother
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: i dont promise anything
090: As what animal would you like to reincarnate: a duck..or some other type of bird
091: What is the most beautiful part on the male body: the inner child
092: Most original place to ask your lover to marry you: duck pond
093:What do you think of elftown?: i loveart..so i lvoe elftown
095: Where did you get this question list?: august [blackninja69]
095: Besides elftown, what do you do on your computer?: top secret stuff -_o
096:Favorite element: does fire count?
097:Name one turn on you find in a guy: comfort
098:Name one turn off you find in a guy: sexist
099:What religion are you?: Catholic
0100:Do you believe in hell?: yes
0101:your comment on life: "oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone" -john melloncamp
0102:sexiest person(s):. [cappodocia] and [blackninja69]
0103:Previous name here at ElfTown?: AcidQueen 1975

Jesus camp..
*andy blasting thriller
*me losing my cell
*so our group goes to an open field and we're talking about the prayer stuff and such...and then we realize that theres a truck empting the outhouses behind us...good job andy
*andy getting splashed with water by the other youth group kids
*chinese foooddd!!!
*little boy "roar! scary monster!"..."roar! scary bear!"...."ROAR!!........" dad "what are you now?!" boy "scary cow!"
*brian using 'we' instead of 'you' when talking to the girls
*did i mention chinese?
*rj and i and our little water/beating eachother fights
*hitting on barrabas
*adam flashing page's car driving by..
and adoration was amazing...[ I really miss you steph, God took you young, but he needed a young smiling face in heaven, and you had the most beautiful smile through everything ]

and soo many more...damn, for jesus camp, it was awesome

Tom Petty= [ God ]

i just can't stop thinking about him..but how do you tell him this?....it wouldnt work out....too good of friends with others...damnit

oh and ps

TOM PETTY TOMORROW BITCHES!!!!!!

so yeah...been awhile hmm

failed again
graduation friday night
saturday night pirate game...18-2 we kick ass!
sunday-adams grad party, mucho fun! <3 i love you anne
today.,.nothin then work...w00t? i need outa that shit hole


to just put it simply...i need someone to hold..


and i mean [ you ]...

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Personality Disorder Test Results

Paranoid |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 54%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 70%
Borderline |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 34%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Dependent |||||||||||||| 58%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 54%

that can't be good ^

lola...la la la la lola

tomorrow is Fr Matt's last mass....I can't believe he's leaving us..........it's just not fair...oh well, maybe this 'neff' guy won't be too bad....-_-i hope not...anywho.....bored day today....adam and i went to brunch, lol, well more like lunch at 10am lol....worked last night, drama drama drama, got ambushed by lauren and carly squirting me with whipped cream! BAD BAD BAD!

ttyl

e-mailed bill...oh boyaboyaboya...dont even ask...too depressing, it's in my xanga though

http://www.xanga.com/revolution_of_ducks

if you want to read the long dramatic emo letter lol

anyways...people SUCK!

oh i told adam about greg...wasnt too happy, but i think things are ok

wow so...,prom was fun, bill was an ass, amy was pretty bitchy too, way to glare at kim and me all night, after prom was awesome...sunday went to warren, grandma seems chipper, but im just so worried....she didnt look too good -_-hum, came home monday hung out with greg, then adam...am i a horrible person? besides the fact that now im going out with greg, and i just dont know how to tell adam...im really scared to hurt him....damnit...oh well...ill figure something out....


-later cats
-B-rizzle

i cant stand NA anymore

FUCK ALL OF YOU

I'm sittin' on a citadel
Contemplating life
Making a point to waste my time
I'm walking on clouds
Of white

What if I fall
What if I don't
What if I never make it home
What if I bleed
What if I break
And I find that I can't take
The city below the citadel
Holding my own hand?
Sittin' alone

I'm breakin' on the balcony
Breakin' window panes
Killing the pain of broken hearts
I'm walkin' on clouds
I'm walkin' on stars

What if I fall
What if I don't
What if I never make it home
What if I bleed
What if I break
And I find that I can't take
The city below the citadel
Holding my own hand?
Sittin' alone

Holdin' on to something
That's keepin'me from jumpin'
So afraid to go in alone
Holdin up this fortress
With imaginary forces
Longing for a life down below

wowo last night went to katie's thenn

wildwoodhiglands and did in this order:
go carts
pizza
games
golf
go carts
katie rode go carts by herself
more games
her house
movie
sleep
cake
movie
then i came back home then went downtown to almost be a model until i realized everyone else there had experience
now workin tonight then hangin out with mentant and the old rio roho crew

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[ What they call love is a risk,
cause you will always get hit
out of nowhere by some wave
and end up on your own. ]

emo mood...not good not good

So father matt, one of the coolest guys ever is leaving us!...Fr Matt really reached out to the teens and he was like the reason i joined lifeteen...so screw lifeteen masses im goin to Fr Matt's masses!!

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ps school and semi sucked

Raping Goat


i have a problem
i must confess
i rape goats
cause its the best
there are so soft
they are so kind
i just love
the smell of their behinds
i have a situation
it is getting very seroius
i rape goats
and farmers get ferouis
i cant control it
it just happens
i just love the baaa
when i stick it in thier lap
i rape goats
yes its true
if you were a goat
ide rape you



^this is what i found when looking for poems for english

So keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground
If today's the day it gets tired
Today's the day we drop out
Gave up my body and bed
All for an empty hotel
[ Wasting words on lower cases and capitals ]



go to elfpack the same username and read my diary to find the raping goat ^_^

ended up goin to mass...and elftown's back up...i was startin to get used to elfpack too lol...uhm yeah nothin really else to say

YAY!......uhm...bye kids