[XPlastic TearsX]'s diary

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Written about Thursday 2005-07-07
Written: (6871 days ago)

lol i thought this would be funny to put on here...


DrKsHdWdRmS6: ur fuckin sick man.. u like to fuck animals?
DrKsHdWdRmS6: what kind of person r u
Mtolivefire530: I don't do that
DrKsHdWdRmS6: yesh u do
Mtolivefire530: no
DrKsHdWdRmS6: whatever nigga
Mtolivefire530: I said I saw a girl do that
DrKsHdWdRmS6: ok
DrKsHdWdRmS6: how come that i heard u fucked ur german shepard last night
Mtolivefire530: lol what?
Mtolivefire530: I don't have a german shephard
DrKsHdWdRmS6: ur a lying nigga
Mtolivefire530: I said a girl I knew had one and she did it
DrKsHdWdRmS6: how was ur sister in bed?
Mtolivefire530: lol that was a lie
Mtolivefire530: actually all of it was
DrKsHdWdRmS6: then why u say that
DrKsHdWdRmS6: u cruel animal fucker
Mtolivefire530: was seeing what a girl would say..
DrKsHdWdRmS6: oh really fool
Mtolivefire530: who is this?
DrKsHdWdRmS6: my name is george
Mtolivefire530: ok, well all that stuff was a lie messin with that girl
DrKsHdWdRmS6: what girl
Mtolivefire530: where did u hear that from?
DrKsHdWdRmS6: god
DrKsHdWdRmS6: so duffy
DrKsHdWdRmS6: u have any theories to go with that tie
Mtolivefire530: lol
DrKsHdWdRmS6: god told me that u did fuck a dog
Mtolivefire530: no. lol I didn't
DrKsHdWdRmS6: ur calling god a lier now?
Mtolivefire530: I guess so
DrKsHdWdRmS6: i see how christian u are
Mtolivefire530: u don't even know what ur talking about
DrKsHdWdRmS6: oh really, i just might be wantin a bagel with my coffee
Mtolivefire530: what are you talking about?
DrKsHdWdRmS6: i aint gettin him no fuckin bagel
Mtolivefire530: ok...
Mtolivefire530: again.. what are you talking about?
DrKsHdWdRmS6: i saw ur penis
DrKsHdWdRmS6: it is very small
DrKsHdWdRmS6: wtf r u doin
DrKsHdWdRmS6: First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's all we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these guys out to be superheroes,triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors right now: These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we have two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been "serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy".
DrKsHdWdRmS6: Hallelujah, Jaffar.
DrKsHdWdRmS6: Me! *Me*! I'm the guy! I know everyone! Their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to! I've got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're fucking! I know where they *live*! We could kill *everyone.*
DrKsHdWdRmS6: There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
DrKsHdWdRmS6: Nigger.
DrKsHdWdRmS6: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
DrKsHdWdRmS6: Nigger.
DrKsHdWdRmS6: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" and the nigger says, "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
DrKsHdWdRmS6: Continue the joke
DrKsHdWdRmS6: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."
DrKsHdWdRmS6 wants to directly connect.
DrKsHdWdRmS6 cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
DrKsHdWdRmS6: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can
DrKsHdWdRmS6: R U DEAD?
DrKsHdWdRmS6: BY FUCKING THE DOG
DrKsHdWdRmS6: u cant ignore me for a long time
Mtolivefire530: I don't know what ur talking about...
DrKsHdWdRmS6: ur dog does
DrKsHdWdRmS6: ur dog told me she likes u
DrKsHdWdRmS6: she said arrrrrrrr matey
DrKsHdWdRmS6: what would u do if i told u that ur pinko commie mother sucks so much dick her face looks like an egg
Mtolivefire530 signed off at 5:06:23 AM.

615636  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2005-07-04
Written: (6873 days ago)

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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