The Original Latin Kings of Comedy rock!!!!!!!!! Damn...I have to type down a lot of shit for my friend and then translate too...Oh goody...this is gonna take a while...
*~*Cheech Marin*~*
"...Before we were Hispanic's, before we were latinos or Chicano's...we were Mexican-Americ
*sings* And Mexican-Americ
And Mexican-Americ
And Mexcian-Americ
And Mexican-Americ
*~*Joey Medina*~*
1. The best thing, the best thing that I love about Mexico is that you can drink for 5 bucks all fuckin night. Tequilla's a dollar, Corona's fifty cents, nyquills a quarter. You can get loaded. I got loaded the other night, i was like "Oooh! Mexico's number one! Oooooh! Mexico's the bomb! Oooooh! Mexico rocks!" I got so drunk that I passed out and woke up in a Mexican jail talkin about, "I'm an American! I'm an American! *sings* I'm a yankee doodle dandy! I'm a yankee doodle boy!"
2. ...And you don't even need to go to Vegas. if you like gambling, just go to Indian Casinos. They're everywhere. They're here in texas. They're everywhere! And I love American indians and i love what they're doing with the casinos, cuz it wasn't to long ago, we were getting them drunk and taking their shit. Now they're doing it to us. i admire American-India
3. ...Thats the beauty of this country, that we come in different cultures, different colors and races. Like, I celebrate other peoples cultures. I'm puerto rican, but on Cinco De Mayo I'm Mexican, St. Patricks Day I'm irish, Black History Month I have sex with white girls. And thats a whole month long!
*~*Alex Reymundo*~*
1. You know what scare's me the most? Going to jail. Thats my life style. yours too. You go to jail, guess what? Up the fanny,buddy. They're not even gay, they're just bored. Not me. I Have a plan. if I ever end up in jail, I'm gonna crap my pants every day I'm there. I'm gonna shit my pants and rub it all over my ass. "Ahhhhh! Go away!" I'll be the dirtiest, stinkiest mother fucker in Cell Blonk D. It'll be a chore to fuck me, I'll do you that right now. I will stink but my father will be proud. "Eh, huele feo, but he's a good boy."
2. Men are retarded, aren't we ladies? but your still fuckin us so what does that say about you?
3. You know, people say Mexican's are lazy. Thats bullshit ain't it? My father came to this country with five children, four dollars and three jobs. That ain't lazy, thats fucked.
Me and my brother have a resturaunt called 'La Chosita' Little Mexican resturaunt, and on the the window, on the storefront, we had a guy come in, an artist, paint a little mural,right? A mountain, with a valley a little cactus. I said,"Put a little Mexican right there next to the cactus, sleeping, taking a Siesta."
My dad came in and he goes, "Ay, cabron! Que chinga es eso?"
"Thats La Chosita, dad. A little valley and a Mexicano takin a siesta."
"Siesta? Goddamn, I never took a fuckin siesta! All my life, three jobs! Thats why pendejos(fuckers) think we're lazy! Because of bullshit like that! Quitame ese hijo de la chingada de alli!"
We had to scrape it off. We repainted it. We put him back on there, fuckin' pulling a plow, walking a dog, beeper going off. Bolio's came in, "What the fuck is this?"
"Thats a busy fuckin Mexican, Thats what that is!"
*~*George Lopez*~*
1.Everything that happens to us is so we'll learn.
You get hit, "Ay, cobron!"
"See? That way you'll learn."
2. ... And we're always alright. We're so afraid to make trouble that we're always alright.
You can get hit by a car.."POW!"
"OMG!!! Are you alright?!"
"I'm alright."
3. And what are we always doing?Nothing.
"Eh! What are you doing?"
"Nothing"
We're never doing nothing.
"Hey, what did you do this weekend?"
"Nothing."
4. Latino's are direct opposite's of other people. Some people are happy to see other people, that they wave them over.
"OMG! Look everyone it's Duncan! DUNCAN!!! OMG!!!! We're totally over here. Duncan!" Your nine feet away and they call you on your cell phone. "OMG!!! I'm totally right here!"
Latino's never look happy. We look: "Awww, fuck! Look whose over there, man. Son of bitch..Hide the chair! Hide the chair! Don't look over there! Pretend we're talking. Look at my face, cabron, pretend we're talking! He saw me? Shit..he saw me? Liar, say swear to God. Swear to God?"
6. We need Mexican gretting cards. The ones at the store are to happy. We don't understand that. We need one that says..."Heard about your new job..." You open it up:"Don't fuck it up like the last one."
*~*Paul Rodriguez*~*
1. I love El Paso. People Bitch about the weather. I say it's preparing me for hell.
2. I think Mexican families have a lot of kids, because thats their form of social security. They know one of them might make it and thats who they're gonna live with. Whoever has the most money, thats who they live with. Right now I'm the lucky one.
3. But see thats another thing. Ouur funerals are different. You know why? Because Mexican funerals are catered. It's like a family reunion and Quicenera all rolled up into one.
4. America is a land of immigrants. Where else but in a great country like ours can you find a Mexican girl dating an Irish guy, driving a Japanese car to a Chinese resturant and get arrested by a black cop?
One of my favorite song's ever...
The Reason-Hoobast
I'm not a perfect person,
As many things I wish I didn't do,
But I continue learning,
I never meant to do those things to you,
And so I have to say before I go,
That I just want you to know.
I've found a reason for me,
To change who I used to be,
A reason to start over new,
and the reason is you.
I'm sorry that I hurt you,
It's something I must live with everyday,
And all the pain I put you through,
I wish that I could take it all away,
And be the one who catches all your tears,
Thats why I need you to hear.
I've found a resaon for me,
To change who I used to be,
A reason to start over new,
and the reason is You [x42....]
I'm not a perfect person,
I never meant to do those things to you,
And so I have to say before I go,
That I just want you to know.
I've found a reason for me,
To change who I used to be,
A reason to start over new,
and the reason is you.
I've found a reason to show,
A side of me you didn't know,
A reason for all that I do,
And the reason is you.
New fave song...
Leave(Get Out)-JoJo
I've been waiting all day for ya babe
So won't cha come and sit and talk to me
And tell me how we're gonna be together always
Hope you know when it's late at night
I Hold on to my pillow tight
And think of how you promised me forever
(I never thought that anyone)
Could make me feel this way
(Now that you're here boy all I want)
Is just a chance to say
Get Out, (leave) right now,
It's the end of you and me
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone
'Cause I know about her (boo) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the lies
You said that you would treat me right but you was just a waste of time (waste of time)
Tell why you're looking so confused
When I'm the one who didn't know that truth
How could you ever be so cold
To go behind my back and call my friend
Boy you must have gone and bumped your head
Because you left her number on your phone
(So now after all is said and done)
Maybe I'm the one to blame but
(To think that you could be the one)
Well it didn't work out that way
Get Out, (leave) right now,
It's the end of you and me
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone
'Cause I know about her (boo) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the lies
You said that you would treat me right but you was just a waste of time (waste of time)
I wanted you right here with me but I have no choice you've gotta leave
Because my heart is breakin'
With every word I'm say
I gave up everything I had
On something that just wouldn't last
But I refuse to cry
No tears will fall from these
Eyeee-eeee-eee
Ooooh, ooooh
Get out
Get Out, (leave) right now,
It's the end of you and me
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone
'Cause I know about her (boo) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the lies
You said that you would treat me right but you was just a waste of time (waste of time)
Get Out, (leave) right now,
It's the end of you and me
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone
'Cause I know about her (boo) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the lies
You said that you would treat me right but you was just a waste of time (waste of time)
Get Out, (leave) right now,
It's the end of you and me
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone
'Cause I know about her (boo) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the lies
You said that you would treat me right but you was just a waste of time (waste of time)
I like this song...alot...
I Don't Wanna Know-Mario Winans feat. P.Diddy
Somebody said they saw you
The person you were kissing wasn't me
And I would never ask you
I just kept it to myself
I don't wanna know
If your playin me, keep it on the low
Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if your creepin, please don't let it show
Oh baby, I don't wanna know
Oh baby
I think about it when I hold you
When lookin' in your eyes, I can't believe
I don't mean to know the truth
Baby keep it to yourself
I don't wanna know
If your playin me, keep it on the low
Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if your creepin, please don't let it show
Oh baby, I don't wanna know
Baby taught you better then me (taught you better then me)
Then why you fall asleep (why you fall asleep)
Shove 'em off and stay, what you used to do to me (do to me baby)
If your better off that way (better off that way)
Baby what I like to say (all that I can say)
Go on and do your thing and don't come back to me
(Stay away from me baby)
I don't wanna know where your whereabouts or how you movin
I know when you in the house or when you cruisin
It's been proven, my love you abusin
I can't understand, how a man got you choosin (yeah)
Undecided, I came and provided ma
My undivided, you came and denied it (why?)
Don't even try it, I know when you lyin (I know when you lyin)
Don't even do that, I know why you cryin (stop cryin)
I'm not applyin no pressure, just wanna let you know
That I don't wanna let you go (I don't wanna let you go)
And I don't wanna let you leave
Can't say I didn't let you breathe
Gave you extra cheese (c'mon), put you in the SUV
You wanted ice so I made you freeze
Made you hot like the West Indies (that's right)
Now it's time you invest in me
Cause if not then it's best you leave
Holla, yeah
I don't wanna know
If your playin me, keep it on the low
Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if your creepin, please don't let it show
Oh baby, I don't wanna know
If your playin me, keep it on the low
Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if your creepin, please don't let it show
Oh baby, I don't wanna know
If your playin me, keep it on the low
Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if your creepin, please don't let it show
Oh baby, I don't wanna know
I have to go to another fuckin party...I hate parties...I just want to stay home...god damn it all....
Here without You-Three Doors Down
A hundred days had made me older
since the last time that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lights had made me colder
and I don't think I can look at this the same
But all the miles had separate
They disappeared now when I'm dreaming of your face
I'm here without you baby
but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
and I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight it's only you and me
The miles just keep rolling
as the people either way to say hello
I've heard this life is overrated
but I hope it gets better as we go
I'm here without you baby
but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
and I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl it's only you and me
Everything I know, and anywhere I go
it gets hard but it won't take away my love
And when the last one falls, when it's all said and done
it get hard but it won't take away my love
I'm here without you baby
but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
and I dream about you all the time
I'm here without you baby
but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl it's only you and me
Kick ass song right here-> One Step Closer-Linkin Park
I cannot take this anymore
I'm saying everything I've said before
All these words they make no sense
I found bliss in ignorance
Less I hear the less you'll say
You'll find that out anyway
Just like before...
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
I'm about to break
I find the answers aren't so clear
Wish I could find a way to disappear
All these thoughts they make no sense
I found bliss in ignorance
Nothing seems to go away
Over and over again
Just like before
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
I'm about to break
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
Shut up when I'm talking to you
Shut up, Shut up, Shut up
Shut up when I'm talking to you
Shut up, Shut up, Shut up
Shut up, I'm about to break!
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
I'm about to break
Everything you say to me
Takes me one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
I need a little room to breathe
Cause I'm one step closer to the edge
And I'm about to break
Shorty Doowop-Baby Bash feat. Frankie J. (my new favorite song...Oo;;;)
Yea that's my shorty doowop
Yea that's my shorty doowop
Yea that's my shorty doowop
And I can't wait to be alone with you
I bet you aint never seen a shorty so fly
Pushin catty plaint with the chrome choppin by
Throwin up player wave to my riders on the block
They all show love to my shorty doowop
In a juicy fruit jeans love that 315s
Livin every fantasy and ghetto girl dreams
Watchin swinging bang and she in another corner
Lookin way cool comin through with the doshure
Now after two honey bunts I discovered the buzz
I'm call her shorty she gonna call me love
And through the thick of it all
She excepted collect calls
When the daddy got caught up by the law
Yea that's my shorty doowop
Yea that's my shorty doowop
Yea that's my shorty doowop
And I can't wait to be alone with you
For real though, for real though, for real though
She the girl in the movie and I'm the hero
Stuck with me with the vibe legged pero
And came up when she started with zero
Baby Bash Latino Robert Denero
She got with me cuz her hubby was a weird-o
And yes sir she lookin so mighty mighty
Love me cuz I'm fresh and clean and so tighty
And theres a piece to the puzzle, the grind, the hustle
Respect when I'm good and love me when I'm in trouble
And yes sir, oh no, and yes sir she lookin so throw
Yea that's my shorty doowop
Yea that's my shorty doowop
Yea that's my shorty doowop
And I can't wait to be alone with you
I can't wait to be alone with you
Cuz you the only boo who do the freaky things you do
You keep me fellin high you keep my drama low
Yea I'm your shorty boy, but you already know
Yea that's my shorty doowop
Yea that's my shorty doowop
Yea that's my shorty doowop
And I can't wait to be alone with you
Ummm...it's my sister's 8th birthday and...Uh...she
Damn...I have to go to my cousin Julie's birthday party...-.-;;; I hate parties...I don't care if it's mine I'm still not going...And my siblings won't leave me the hell alone...-.-;
I have a new favorite Song...or Songs...^^;;;
She Will Be Loved-Maroon 5
Beauty queen of only eighteen
She had some trouble with herself
He was always there to help her
She always belonged to someone else
I drove for miles and miles
And wound up at your door
I've had you so many times but somehow
I want more
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
She will be loved
Tap on my window knock on my door
I want to make you feel beautiful
I know I tend to get insecure
It doesn't matter anymore
It's not always rainbows and butterflies
It's compromise that moves us along
My heart is full and my door's always open
You can come anytime you want
I don't mind spending everyday
Out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
And she will be loved
She will be loved
I know where you hide
Alone in your car
Know all of the things that make you who you are
I know that goodbye means nothing at all
Comes back and begs me to catch her every time she falls