[The Color Megan]'s diary

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Written about Wednesday 2006-11-08
Written: (6392 days ago)

You're probably right...I'm sure I don't have any idea what you're going through. How hard it is to let someone go. How painful it must be to know that as right as you two are for each other, it doesn't mean you're right for each other right now. I wouldn't know a thing about that. About how it makes you want to scream, or hit someone...or cry.

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Written about Wednesday 2006-09-13
Written: (6448 days ago)


Well you couldn't be that man I adored

You don't seem to know

Or seem to care

What your heart is for

I don't know him anymore..

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Written about Wednesday 2006-09-13
Written: (6448 days ago)

Thank you for smashing my heart into a million pieces. Thank you for making me feel like I shouldn't even be here right now. Thank you for crushing everything I ever was, everything am, and anything I ever will be. Thank you for making me feel like I was everyone instead of someone. Thank you for making sure I knew that you'd cross the country for someone that could care less about you, but not someone that cares more about you than anything. Thank you for making sure I know what it's like to have my heart feel like it's exploding into a million pieces. Thank you for making me hurt for both of us. Thank you for making me realize that you know you can do this, and that's why you do it. Because it doesn't hurt you.
It just hurts someone else twice as much.

And i'm sorry that i'm still so in love with you that it hurts.

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Written about Sunday 2006-08-27
Written: (6464 days ago)

MY Band: Default!



1. Are you a male or a female: she is
2. Describe yourself: look after you
3. How do some people feel about you: trust me
4. How do you feel about yourself: dead wrong
5. Describe your family: over my head  (cable car)
6. Where would you rather be: heaven forbid
7. Describe what you want to be: how to save a life
8. Describe how you live: all at once
9. Describe how you love: fall away
10. Describe what you hate: little house

Band:The Fray.

839025  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-08-15
Written: (6476 days ago)

jeffrey says:
because crazy colors are for "fags"

jeffrey says:
because if i wear some orange or bright green shoes i'll start loving the penis


lmfao.

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Written about Saturday 2006-08-05
Written: (6487 days ago)

You can't be close enough unless i'm feelin' your heart beat.

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Written about Wednesday 2006-07-26
Written: (6497 days ago)

such a delicate touch
for such a delicate face
while you're screaming my name
and i'm hating this place
and the world could be on fire
we could pretend that you were here
we could call me a liar
we could pretend that you might have cared
and if my smile fades
just know that we're okay
and if there was ever a reason to stay
its that i'm in love with you
lets just lay together, for the rest of today
we're so materialistic
we're so out of date
i never thought it was this place
i think its you i hate
so tell me how its fair
and tell me how its real
for you to treat me like this
dont make it your last meal
and i swear that if you love me
and if you give me a chance
i'll give you the only one i had
we'll save the best for last.

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Written about Friday 2006-07-21
Written: (6502 days ago)

It seems we're better off breaking hearts.

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Written about Sunday 2006-07-16
Written: (6506 days ago)

Nice shoes.


































Wanna fuck?

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Written about Tuesday 2006-07-11
Written: (6512 days ago)

50 WAYS TO FREAK YOUR ROOMATE OUT



1. Smoke ballpoint pens.


2. Smile -- All the time


3. Always flush the toilet three times.


4. Listen to radio static.


5. Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as
soon as you wake up.


6. Whenever you go to sleep, start jumping on your bed . . . do so for a
while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on the ceiling.
Crumple onto your bed and fake like you were knocked out . . . use this
method to fall asleep...every night for a month.


7. Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the
phone for 5 seconds then hang up.


8.Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come,
pretend nothing happened.


9. Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door


10.Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.


11. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your
roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more
than meets the eye."


12. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is
asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every
morning.


13. Trash your room when your roommates not around. Then leave and wait for
your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised.
Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like THEY were here again."


14. Every time you see your roommate yell, "You son of a..." and kick
him/her in the stomach. Then buy him/her some ice cream.


15. Set your roommate's bed on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been
watching too much Beavis and Butthead. Do it again. Tell him/her that your
not sorry because this time they deserved it.


16. Eat lots of MnM's. Pick out all the blue ones and stockpile them in the
closet. If your roommate inquires, explain that visitors are coming, but you
can't say anything more, or you'll have to face the consequences.


17. Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at
it and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading!"


18. Buy a McDonald's Happy Meal for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the
napkin. Throw everything else away.


19. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room
with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant,
but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.


20. Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops
out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.


21. If your roommate comes home after midnight, hit him/her on the head with
a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."


22. Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how
they got there.


23. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one
pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.


24. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your
roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.


25. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one
after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a
few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your
roommate, "He just didn't belong."


26.Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he/she
knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side
of the room with concern.


27. Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and
scream, "Owwwww!" Cry hysterically for a few minutes, and then go back to
bed. Sob and sniff all night.


28. Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and
go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay guys, you can
come out now!"


29. Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing.
Then look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."


30. Talk back to your Rice Bubbles. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the
bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I
want to watch them suffer."


31. Change the locks on the door. Don't let your roommate in unless he/she
says the secret word. Change the secret word often. If your roommate can't
guess the secret word, make him/her pay a tithe.


32. Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play
loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the
party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun while
it lasted."


33. When you walk into the room, look at the roommate in disgust and yell,
"Oh you're here!" Walk away yelling and cursing.


34. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your
roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says
no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say
nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.


35. Draw a chalk outline on the floor. When your roommate comes in, say,
"Don't worry. It's not what you think." If he/she asks about it again,
immediately change the subject.


36. Drink a cup of coffee every morning. When you finish it, gnaw on the mug
for about ten minutes. Then look at your roommate, immediately put the mug
away, and quickly leave the room.


37. Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When your roommate
walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering a speech to the plants.
Whisper to them, "We'll continue this later," while eyeing your roommate
suspiciously.



38. Keep some worms in a shoe box. When doing homework, go and consult with
the worms every so often. Then become angry, shouting at the worms that
they're stupid and they don't know what they are talking about.


39. Wear a paper hat. Every time your roommate walks in, say, "Welcome to
McDonald's, can I take your...Oh, it's just you." Take off the hat, sit, and
pout.


40. Go through your roommate's textbooks with a red pen, changing things and
making random corrections. If your roommate protests, tell him/her that you
just couldn't take it anymore.


41. As soon as your roommate turns off the light at night, begin singing
famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light,
look around and pretend to be confused.


42.Whenever your roommate sneezes, go and hide in the closet for about an
hour. Look around nervously for the rest of the day.


43. Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you.
Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos
just aren't what they used to be."


44. Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a band-aid on your forehead,
and refuse to discuss the gun ever again.


45. buy a happy meal with a milkshake. take your hamburger apart and lay it out on his/her bed. then dip your french fries in your milkshake and eat it. afterwards balance the cup on your head and make airplane noises.


46. jump on your bed and suddenly start humping random things... i.e.- the wall, your pillow, the air, your roomate, ect.


47. sit there and stare into space... cock your head like you are hearing things from time to time. after awhile yell FREAK! and run out of the room for no apparent reason.


48. make racial jokes about your own race.


49. whenever you see your roomate... seriously ask him/her if you should eat your pillow.


50. dare your roomate to go hide in the closet and lock them inside while you scream get me out of this closet right now!!

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