me: *walks in to room* whatcha whatichin?
amanda: beinstien bears.
me: GAH!! how dare you?
amanda: shut up.
me:I'm going to kill myself now!!
amanda: okay.
me: *picks blanket up off ground and makes a noose*
amanda: *not caring*
me: *climbs out over stairs and ties blanket-nouse to railing* I'm gonna jump!!
amanda: right-o
me: dont you care?
amanda: not really
me: why?!
amanda: shut UP!!! I'm watching the bearstien bears!!
me: *points to t.v.* YOU MURDERING ASSHOLE BEARS!!!!!!!!!
amanda: they arent murdering assholes, they're the the bearstien bears
me: YES THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!
amanda: *walks over an hits my head with remote* SHUT UP!!!!!!!! THEY'RE TEACHING FAIMLY VALUES!!!!!!!!
me: *muttering* not well enough if I tried to kill myself while watching it...