[spongemonkey]'s diary

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Written about Monday 2004-12-06
Written: (7292 days ago)

All last week it was either raining or snowing. then on friday it was really warm. So after school Mo desided it would be a good idea to try and teach me to break dance on the school lawn. T.T on my coat...my WHITE coat. so she did a few moves. and we (me, bo nikki Q noel whitney ashlee and jacky) stood around watching, then she like dragged me down into the mud and step by step got me backwards on my face with my arms pinned and my ass in the air. and then bo felt it needed for him to sit on me. so I threw mud at him and kicked him in the balls. =^_^= I thought you should know.

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Written about Wednesday 2004-11-17
Written: (7311 days ago)
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10 things to do before I die


(NOTE: *= done)

1. get an A on a math test

2. *find that pair of pants...

3. befriend a little person

4.find a cure for the common salesman not involing a shot gun

5.find the perfect shower temperture

6. marry a little person

7. eat a soy bean

8. light Mr. Reeve on fire

9.*swallow a pickle whole

10. bunji jump with an angry badger straped to my head into a pint of rabid chipmunks covered in delicious sweet potatos.

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Written about Saturday 2004-10-23
Written: (7336 days ago)

teehee!! I went to a book signing tonight with some friends XD arent you so jelious? it was fun, we sorta stood there for an hour listening to Tamioria Priece, then we went and hung around in the little cafe next door,
I tried this like, european lemonade thing with luan and Eva
it was weird!!! it was very sweet at the bottom and sour at the top. the night was beautiful!! very warm for this time of year. It seems like Iowa City is more alive after the sun goes down then when its still light out. but what can you expect in a collage town!!! ^____^

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Written about Thursday 2004-09-23
Written: (7365 days ago)

me: *walks in to room* whatcha whatichin?
amanda: beinstien bears.
me: GAH!! how dare you?
amanda: shut up.
me:I'm going to kill myself now!!
amanda: okay.
me: *picks blanket up off ground and makes a noose*
amanda: *not caring*
me: *climbs out over stairs and ties blanket-nouse to railing* I'm gonna jump!!
amanda: right-o
me: dont you care?
amanda: not really
me: why?!
amanda: shut UP!!! I'm watching the bearstien bears!!
me: *points to t.v.* YOU MURDERING ASSHOLE BEARS!!!!!!!!!
amanda: they arent murdering assholes, they're the the bearstien bears
me: YES THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
amanda: *walks over an hits my head with remote* SHUT UP!!!!!!!! THEY'RE TEACHING FAIMLY VALUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *muttering* not well enough if I tried to kill myself while watching it...

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Written about Wednesday 2004-06-16
Written: (7465 days ago)

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