[spongemonkey]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2005-02-18
Written: (7077 days ago)

man, I wish people would stop calling here. I hate the telamaphone. its so...pointless.



oh, now Lunas # won't come off my back. joy. --

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Written about Friday 2005-02-11
Written: (7084 days ago)

right, so I guess I'm going to a Green day concert with Grahm, Mo and a bunch of Amandas friends sometime in the spring up in Cedar Rapids. that will be fun. :) Erk. dance tonight ACT's tomorrow and ped mall with Mo on sunday. *snuffles* all I want to do is sleep!!! :..(

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Written about Thursday 2005-02-10
Written: (7085 days ago)

I feel bruised. *__* its probably for all the fist fights with Mo, or when I tackled Shalanee today. I have been listening to unhealthy amounts of Thornley and got a lovely idea for a story when I misheard Mrs. Johnson yesterday during science. its going to be nice and passive-agressive twards the republicans. =^__^= wont that be fun? Valintines dance coming up on friday. I dun think I'll go, (I mean if Luan doesn't hog-tie me and drag me there *__*) aparrently the theam to it is going to be red. My, I bet it took them all night to come up with that one. but it gets better. They are going to have a jell-o eating contest and, yes- a hot dog eating contest. ???? Maybe I'm just old fashioned but what part of shoving as many hot dog into your mouth before twelve minutes is up is romantic? hm. whatever. Kali, Mo, Ivy Sophie and all those other smuzley people have been bothering me about gettting a boyfriend. maybe I'll kill them. ^__^ that will be sweet.

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Written about Wednesday 2005-02-02
Written: (7093 days ago)

arrrrrrggggg.....sleep *__* wow. Mrs. Hocking winked at me the other day. ???? is that legal? hmm. weird. got in an argument wiv sophie today over weather good evanessance was pop or not that ended in us having fun with a fantesy about dameon and Billy joe cage wretling naked (XD) Ivy and Shalu got in a fight today. now shalu craves human blood. and if mo says "kevin likes you" or "Grahm likes you" one more time I will tear her open beat her with her own stomach 'then hang her from the ceiling with her own entrails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<;;;;;;

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Written about Wednesday 2005-02-02
Written: (7093 days ago)

arrrrrrggggg.....sleep *__* wow. Mrs. Hocking winked at me the other day ???? is that legal? hmm. weird. got in an argument wiv sophie today over weather good evanessance was pop or not that ended in us having fun with a fantesy about dameon and Billy joe cage wretling naked (XD) Ivy and Shalu got in a fight today. now shalu craves human blood. and if mo says "kevin likes you" or "Grahm likes you" one more time I will tear her open beat her with her own stomach 'then hang her from the ceiling with her own entrails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<;;;;;;

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Written about Tuesday 2005-02-01
Written: (7094 days ago)

Arrrrggggg... everyones been acting strange lately >.> full moon I swear to god. Whitney and Ivy've been fighting like angry badgers for the last week. then somehow I was pulled into it n' Whitney was pissed at me for a while...then she wasnt, Grahms been asking me out...a lot. and I really dont know if I am going out with him or not anymore O_o Goddamn Luan and her "slightly" altered messages.speaking of, Spencers' just found out he has a bad heart and now Luan wants me n her to do energy healing on him during lunch...yeessss... and Mo is DRIVING ME F**CKIN CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can bearly even talk to her anymore!!!! so desprite for attention. it makes me kinda sad. Laceys the only one who's been acting close to normal. Congragulations honey :) be happy. be very happy.

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Written about Tuesday 2005-01-18
Written: (7108 days ago)

I need to go waste money at ragstock XD mebe go buy that lovely ubber slut tank, or that pin cushion shirt (teehee!!! I love it!!) and mebe a nice pair of knee socks I can mutilate. hmmmmm....




arrrrgggg... I have to take my SAT's this weekend. --;; three hours of my saturday gone. I wouldn't take them, but now tweety's takin them and I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna be beat by some prick who calls himself tweety bird!!!!!

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Written about Sunday 2005-01-16
Written: (7110 days ago)

arrrrrggggg...sleep...

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Written about Tuesday 2005-01-11
Written: (7115 days ago)
Next in thread: 469527, 470434, 470435

Mrs. cook: we're going to talk about meth today and meth labs.
kanoe:is there a lot of meth in Iowa?
Mrs. cook: yes, actually Iowa is considered the meth capital of the world!!
koch: yeah, they never suspect us..
me: yup *mocking Iowan voice* 'cus we're the corn farming hicks of the midwest!!!!
koch: darn tootin!!!!

^^;; random little conversation during 2nd period yesterday.

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Written about Tuesday 2004-12-28
Written: (7129 days ago)

okay, last....friday, I think I went to a Christmas party at mo's house with all the usual people (i.e. Ivy, Jacky, Ashlee, Merdith Lily, Mikaila) it was a secret santa party, so after having half a jug of pop and dancing on the table we starting giving gifts so I get one from Ivy, and it was like this big pack of blue, smelly stuff called I.D. it was pretty bad, so I managed to sell most of the body sprays and lotions off onto sophie and Jante but I'm stuck with this candle and it has made my room smell like old lady -.-;; thank you Ivy. and Merry Christmas.

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Written about Wednesday 2004-12-08
Written: (7149 days ago)

>.< I really want to drop spanish, but Robin, Whitney and Jacky want me to go to spain with them in our junior year, so I guess I'm not ('sucks. Mrs. Ashman is the satanic Bitch from Hell) I dunno if Lacey is mad at me or not (if your reading this, Lacey. Please Throw me a bone or something 'cus I'm not gettin it) nya.

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Written about Monday 2004-12-06
Written: (7151 days ago)

All last week it was either raining or snowing. then on friday it was really warm. So after school Mo desided it would be a good idea to try and teach me to break dance on the school lawn. T.T on my coat...my WHITE coat. so she did a few moves. and we (me, bo nikki Q noel whitney ashlee and jacky) stood around watching, then she like dragged me down into the mud and step by step got me backwards on my face with my arms pinned and my ass in the air. and then bo felt it needed for him to sit on me. so I threw mud at him and kicked him in the balls. =^_^= I thought you should know.

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Written about Wednesday 2004-11-17
Written: (7170 days ago)
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10 things to do before I die


(NOTE: *= done)

1. get an A on a math test

2. *find that pair of pants...

3. befriend a little person

4.find a cure for the common salesman not involing a shot gun

5.find the perfect shower temperture

6. marry a little person

7. eat a soy bean

8. light Mr. Reeve on fire

9.*swallow a pickle whole

10. bunji jump with an angry badger straped to my head into a pint of rabid chipmunks covered in delicious sweet potatos.

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Written about Saturday 2004-10-23
Written: (7195 days ago)

teehee!! I went to a book signing tonight with some friends XD arent you so jelious? it was fun, we sorta stood there for an hour listening to Tamioria Priece, then we went and hung around in the little cafe next door,
I tried this like, european lemonade thing with luan and Eva
it was weird!!! it was very sweet at the bottom and sour at the top. the night was beautiful!! very warm for this time of year. It seems like Iowa City is more alive after the sun goes down then when its still light out. but what can you expect in a collage town!!! ^____^

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Written about Thursday 2004-09-23
Written: (7225 days ago)

me: *walks in to room* whatcha whatichin?
amanda: beinstien bears.
me: GAH!! how dare you?
amanda: shut up.
me:I'm going to kill myself now!!
amanda: okay.
me: *picks blanket up off ground and makes a noose*
amanda: *not caring*
me: *climbs out over stairs and ties blanket-nouse to railing* I'm gonna jump!!
amanda: right-o
me: dont you care?
amanda: not really
me: why?!
amanda: shut UP!!! I'm watching the bearstien bears!!
me: *points to t.v.* YOU MURDERING ASSHOLE BEARS!!!!!!!!!
amanda: they arent murdering assholes, they're the the bearstien bears
me: YES THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
amanda: *walks over an hits my head with remote* SHUT UP!!!!!!!! THEY'RE TEACHING FAIMLY VALUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *muttering* not well enough if I tried to kill myself while watching it...

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Written about Wednesday 2004-06-16
Written: (7324 days ago)

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