[spongemonkey]'s diary

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Written about Monday 2006-01-30
Written: (6729 days ago)
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*snuffles* more unwilling margo-influenced updating...

I really don't have anything to say.
had to spend the day with Randy *rolls eyes* fun. the fucking crazyass freakbag. I hope his face falls off.

yar.

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Written about Monday 2005-11-28
Written: (6792 days ago)
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people pretend to be me.

o.O

no joke. its freaky as hell, and not even in the fun, trippy way. just weird.

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Written about Wednesday 2005-10-05
Written: (6846 days ago)
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uh...wow.
here's a little rap done and sung in class by an english teacher at south east, Mr. Wolfe is his name, apparently.



Jimmy learned he wasn’t funny
he was just a stupid jerk.
Janie learned that she could get all A's
with just a little extra work


April learned to find the treasures
in the pages of the books
Malcolm learned to turn a blind eye
to white teachers dirty looks


Dana learned that time is plastic
sometimes flies and sometimes crawls
Benji found in vampire chat rooms
worlds beyond the classroom walls


Taylor learned that life is better
when he's playing for the team
Sarah learned that constant day dreams
help suppress the urge to scream


Jenna learned that there's a joy
that comes with running at top stride
Travis learned there’s two of him
the one you’d meet, the one he’d hide


Marcy sailed dull classroom seas
on rafts of folded friendship notes
molly learned to hide her body
under bulky sweaters and coats


Mandy found she had the courage
to stand beside a friend in need
Zach learned to hotwire Hondas
never really learned to read


Gregor found his inner demons
exorcised by others laughter
Beth drank vodka at some party
changed her life forever after


Randy’s classmates helped to teach him
that he’d always be alone
Gemma learned that she would spend
three daily hours on the phone



bobby felt his brain grow faster
when he challenged it with math
Susie learned to still the voices
cutting herself in the bath


Amy practiced a slow smile
that made the boys do what she wanted
Gary learned to ignore ghosts
a good response when your life haunted


Cindy learned how not to cry
at night when daddy did that to her
Gina formed a deep suspicion
the whole system's out to screw her


Joanie felt that most of herself
when on stage in a school play
parker tried to kill himself
when first suspecting he was gay


martin sat and wrote a poem and
thus a lifelong love was born
Felix found his life was changed
when he discovered internet porn


Josehps mama’s daily tears
taught him that his life was tough
Jerry's dad’s high standards taught him
he just wasn't good enough


Lara turned invisible
less of a chance of getting burned
some lesson helped while others hurt
but in the end it’s what they learn




ha. public school. what a fucking joke.

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Written about Friday 2005-07-15
Written: (6928 days ago)

I saw Sophie at the ped mall today!! ^-^ it made me really happy, considering I haven't seen her since that, er, 'party' o.o damn that was screwed up. I still don't think I can look Q in the eyes. but, yes, sophers looked kinda different in some weird way. or maybe it wsa just the hat. prolly was...fucking hat. >.>

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Written about Thursday 2005-03-17
Written: (7048 days ago)

eeeeeeiiiiiii!!!!!!! my cheaks feel so soft!!!!! XD *joyfulness* and all I had to do was take SAND to my face!!!!!!!!!


erk. fucking skin diseases. -.-




I feel so happy!!! the joys of satying awake till 5:30 am then sleeping till two!!!! hurray for me and my screwed up sleeping pattens.
man, binges are fun. muffin binges, chocolate binges drinking binges. its all good!!!!!!! XD


wow. very hyper. much chocolate. and pepsi...and other such fattenign items. yum. lard.
*hack hack hack hack* arrrrrgggg!!!! I'm dying!!!!!

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Written about Wednesday 2005-03-09
Written: (7055 days ago)

owwwww... my arms hurt like hell, >.> stupid shalenee. I shall hurt her. but HOW? *thinkyness*

eep. for Hollys party, (workin out kinda like a play.) I was cast as the goth chick. Oo I'm not sure I can do that. I giggle and say 'spoon' WAY to much...heheh, spoon XD but any whoozles heres the thingy for me.


You will be playing the role of Brandi Grant.
information known about oyu.
This is Brandis first year at beverly hills ladys academy and she is shrouded in mystery. No one at school knows anything about her or her faimly. A rumor has started that her dad is a powerful criminal figure who is paying for her exorbitant tuition with his ill gotten gains. She is moody, quiet and distrusts all the other girls.



O__O whats even odder is that this isn't the worst. listen to the prop\costume suggestions.

Brandi is a goth so she is always dressed in black with dark mascara and eyeshadow, black lipstick and nail polish. She accessorises with spiked bracelets, chockers and any other really scary jewlery.

Oo yeeeeeessss....

I'm being forsed to do this creepy readers lunch tomorrow. that should be fairly boring. maybe I'll light something on fire....
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Written about Tuesday 2005-03-01
Written: (7064 days ago)

lmfao, I had a very interesting day. worthy of a journal entry. :)

first of, at about 7:00 am, I go out to the bus stop stand there chating with Leena-kun for a while then get on about 5 minutes later. I found out at once that nick had forgotten to take his hyper pills. All five of them. walked back to my usual spot with kassie and sat down to watch nick jumps up onto his seat screaming about unicorns and bashing his head into the wall, after a while we (me, Isaac, Liz and Kassie) discovered he was taking requests!!!! goodie!!! :D we got some pretty memorable ones, such as


be a cow!!!

   - Liz

be the bus driver!!
    -isaac
dance!!!!
   -kassie

be a duck!!!!
    -isaac again

be a better duck!!!
  -me

I swear to god, it wasw athe funniest thing I have seen during my natural-born life. (though we all felt pretty bad for Isaac who had to admit blood-relation to that.)
later that day during lunch someone at our table near the courtyard, someone got those little grape-baby-tomatoe things (you know the ones) and I mean they got A LOT of them, infact, I think that might have been all they got. we had roughly three dozen. : ) so I got my hands on some and started juggling them, when suddenly it hit me. ping pong!!!!!!!!! so heres the best part. I took one of those itty bitty tomatoes and saved in in my binder until sixth period, (gym) iin which we had the lat day of our table tennis unit. so when I was serving and Byrum and the other team were'nt paying attention. I hit the tiny orage ball of into some crowd near the girls locker room, then opted to go look for it, I stoped into the locker room grabber the tomato and came back out. gave the little fruit to byrum and he did what he always does when we're losing, hit the ball as hard as he can into the windows above the risers. XD XD XD put 2 and 2 together. still not actually sure when it went splat-when he hit it or when it hit the window, but it was SO WORTH IT!!!!!!! funny as hell!!!!!!! only down sides to that one are the massive amounts of detention I've been promised and the fact that all the gym teachers hate me now. =^___________^= I regreat nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Written about Wednesday 2005-02-23
Written: (7070 days ago)

erk, let me walk you through my day today.



p. 1- do the reading for "something wicked this way comes" for 2nd p. that I neglected doing last night


p. 2- make up questions for Mikalia, Grahm Molly and shaliu to answer on said book

p.3- walk around the room and bitch

lunch- sign out and sneak into Mrs. Aniouxs' class to work on FCS project

p. 4- cut hair for Mrs. Johnson and Ludka

p. 5- attempt to play Shaker and Lamet with Mo doing all my bowings for me

p. 6- play table tennis with Byrum. (I hate him so much. >.>)

p.7 SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!! :D (holy shit I'm getting a B+ in math!!!!!!!!! :O )

p. 8- shoot death glares at Mrs. Grove.


Whitneys confuzzling me. with all these acusations of the posing I am doing (still not sure for what.) then this morning I walked up to Holly and she came up from behind and told me I was acting like a little bitch (then be happy, I have deemed you worthly of my bitchyness) and then during FCS this after noon she came up behind me and started joking and laughing and ofered to sign out of lunch again to help me with ma project. ¿____? so confused. and aparently I'm fighting with Lacey (or so says Janine) hrmm, I guess I'll ask her during spanish tomorrow. 

why I do belive I have started yet another comic- Mish of Nish, it is about a small green blob of something that goes around doing small green blob of something-ish things. I need a life. :)

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Written about Tuesday 2005-02-22
Written: (7071 days ago)

Lmao, So I was called a poser today. by none other than Whitney. (XD it made me want to laugh) I'm not angery (mildly annoyed) I just want to know what it is exactly that I'm posing as. Goth? punk? prep? smart ass? (oh wait, I'm not posing as that one; I really am.) aw well, I can't ask her anyways. (Ivy would lynch me) but oh well, if it helps her to call me a poser, I'll let her. : ) I'm not going to deny her her happieness.

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