[spongemonkey]'s diary

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Written about Sunday 2006-10-29
Written: (6452 days ago)

Next in thread: 869104

Psssshhh. nevermind, bitches. :]

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Written about Thursday 2006-10-12
Written: (6470 days ago)

'Cause I couldn't bear to part with it completely. :]

BOB'S NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!

My name is Bob~. I live in a trailer~. And I eat beans out of a can~. <twangtwang> Poor Bob. Bob should move to Bob. Where everyone runs naked through the streets and are happy~! <twangtwang> Now Bob lives in Bob~. He's fairly happy~. And now he understands~. So folks come down to Bob country and bring your gang or company, and we'll all have a wonderful ball~~~~! Bob country~

A little bit of Bob's History, by the lovely Eva.[Girl of the Canopy]

Once upon a time, a thrifty nifty time, there was a poor sad province in Canada who was poor and sad for the most woebegone of reasons.

Woe, woe, woe! Said the Province, How woebegone am I. I am so woebegone, because I do not have a name. I do not have a name because I am so very woebegone that no one will give me a name and they just look at me sadly and shake their happy little heads and whisper and walk away.

One day, someone over heard the province moaning and took pity on it. Real good pity. Soon there was a vote springing up, and you could read about in all the newspapers all over the country, and probably in another country,too, maybe.

There were several names being voted on.

One of them was Bob.

Bob was a good name. Not a good person name, because seriously, when have you ever met a real live hominid named Bob? No, it was a shitty person name, alright, but a real fine province name. So whaddayouknow, Bob was a very popular name, and everyone was very excited because the woebegone province was maybe going to be named Bob and not something stupid like Quebec or Ontario or anthing else kind of silly and long like that.

But then came bad tidings. Bad, baaaaaad tidings. Bob had not won. The province was not named Bob. The province had a name, now, but the province was still woebegone because

Woe, woe,woe, Said the province, how i long to have been named Bob....

And still you can hear this sad sad call,to this very day.

The End.

832257 Link to this entry
Written about Sunday 2006-07-30
Written: (6543 days ago)

Oh, Celtic music thats been going for the past six hours down the hall...you fucking suck.

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Written about Saturday 2006-07-15
Written: (6558 days ago)

Hmmmm.
Well.
Fuck.

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Written about Friday 2006-07-07
Written: (6567 days ago)

:O
gasp!!
New Thornley?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
X3X3X3X3
*dies*

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Written about Tuesday 2006-04-25
Written: (6640 days ago)

Next in thread: 787904, 790447, 795587, 798285

Hrmf. So yesterday SUCKED ASS. Today was pretty okay though. So I was just thinking about something that only Mo would understand, and how I kept talking about it to her about it, even though it didn't really concern her and I was mostly just unloadeding stuff on her because there was no one else who would know what I'm talking about, and then I felt pretty bad, because thats exactly what she was doing when she was going out with Matt, and then I started thining about him, and after several minutes of careful thought, I decided that he served no purpose in ANYTHING thats happened this year, and has really just fucked everyone up, so then I felt better and blocked Matt. =^-^=

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Written about Friday 2006-04-21
Written: (6644 days ago)

Next in thread: 782541

The world is real;
made of plastic
lies and laughter-
its fantastic!
you say I've changed,
but now I'm breathing
to the rhythm
morning
evening

I found that in my fuzzy green book and have no memory of writting it. S'neat though!! ^-^

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Written about Thursday 2006-04-20
Written: (6645 days ago)

Next in thread: 780634

X3 X3 X3 <<<<333333

I got my math book back. <3

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Written about Monday 2006-04-17
Written: (6647 days ago)

*inhaaaaaaaaaaaaaale* fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!!!! EVERY book I needed for classes tomorrow has VANISHED!!!!!! I can be a little late with Mrs. Dane, Becuse Mr. T.A. man has control of the class right now, But Mr. BREMS?!?!?!?!?! fuckityfuckityfuckityFUCK!!!!!!!!!!! I'm already failing math as it is!!! and he's a frickin bitch when it comes to deadlines!!!!!! ;-; I think I'm gonna hijack Callies bookie. *fetal position*

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Written about Monday 2006-04-17
Written: (6648 days ago)

(my onnline friends, as they stand currently)

<http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/member.html?membernr=10903>

:D

Its a James-sandwich!!!!

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Written about Friday 2006-03-17
Written: (6679 days ago)

So. Yeah.

I'm wearing Mrs. Danes vintage earrings. ^__^

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