some people would like me to think its a bad thing to have a six inch layer of shit covering my entire floor, but when I drop a full bottle of paint-saturated white spirit and permenetly stain three shirts, a pair of jeans, my bag, some papers and seven or so toilet paper tubes but NOT the carpet! who'll be laughing?

I had a dream the other night I beat kamil senseless for scotch-taping me to bjorn. we were in a ballet studio. it was pretty funny. :]

really now.
I don't ask for much, but I thought food was a given.

sooo...

science homework, or SILLY PUTTY?!?!?!?!?

I don't think I even have to tell you which. :]

Dear Sophia Loren,

   I don't know if I've ever told you this in person, but I am fairly certain you are actually a space monster rather than a human being.


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/170613~Sophia-Loren-Posters.jpg


sincerly,

    Almore.

for whatever reason, my robe smells like dead dogs.

so, my day goes like this.
okay
V
V
V
V
V
bad
V
V
V
V
V
still bad
V
V
V
V
V
way better.


hooray for sebastian-mood-elevating-powers. :]

I would like this to be in writing, so I can look at it in a couple of hours and remind myself why I think its okay to do now.

because, your head will fucking GLOW.

but just maybe chlorox isn't the way to do things.

:]

but I think it is.

hoorah!

low= gone. :]
in case you were curious.

ps. three cheers for this stuff I'm eating!!

I am feeling loooooooooow. and took it out on pretty much everyone today. so,um, sorry, everyone.
aye, aye, but actually no ones gonna read this, so maybe I should grow a fucking spine and stop being a little ass hole.
(blink twice if you read this)

chris asked me out today. which actually isn't a suprise at all. what with the excessive body touchin' and all. so I'm not actually sure why I'm writing about it. hurray? I dunno. its been a dull day, and now I'm just putting off homework. I already told some people, including shalienee, which I sorta regret now, 'cause its shalienee, and she's gonna make fun of him. and thats not nice, especially 'cause he's a pretty awesome guy. except when he's an ass hole, then, not so much. but everyone does that.
actually (I need another word to abuse...) by some people, I mean shalienee, molly and margo, and thats not really all that many. but honestly, who really cares?
oh well. what can ya do about it?

booooo. I am sick sick sick. and sick sick sick is NO. FUN.
but I'm totally psyched. :]
because I actually managed to clean (sort of) and found some very pleasing things while doing so. :D
and today I sat in a bathtub full of tea, and then naked outside in the snow.
which is something I recomend EVERYONE do. come on, why shouldn't you?
AND! :D
the burns on my arm are so veeery close to being gone!
:]]
which is definitly something to be psyched about.
honestly? I have had a pretty bitchin' week, oh yes I have.
golly gee, I wonder why. ^^

I caught the moon today
pick it up
and throw it away all right
I got the perfect steal
cleaner love
with a dirty feel all right
fallout and take the bait
eat the fruit
and kiss the snake goodnight

common ruse dirty face
pretty noose is pretty hate
and I don't like
what you got me hanging from

let your motor race
pick it up
and get this mother gone
out from and far away
the wooden stake
this thing has got me on

diamond rope silver chain
pretty noose is pretty pain
and I don't like
what you got me hanging from

I don't care what you got
I don't care what you need
I din't want anything
and I don't like what
you got me hanging from

  -"pretty noose" - soundgarden

"when you're there, I sleep lengthwise, and when you're gone, I sleep diagonal in my bed."

:]

phish, baby. <3

"squash the uprising! Defend the state! Down with the Democrats!"
...
"...um, sir? They're a political party, not an uprising."

X]

you know what I could go for? Seriously whacked out metabolism.



*sips chai*