Hey everyone... Sry to all of the Carrick fans out there... i just havent recovered anymore memories of this life. I mean... damn... it slipped... Ok anyways even if you dotn beleive this happened i havent done any meditation to recover more momories... so just hold tigh maybe this week some time...
This is the funniest list:
Subject: In Honor of Stupid People
In Honor of Stupid People
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Damn, and that's the
only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that
would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but it's
"just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside
down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????..)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the
rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking
this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as
opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals." (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?
I know I know i couldn't resist though...LOL
Here are some questions i ask myself daily...
1)Why Us?
2)Why can't I suffer instead of them?
3)Why can't we know the truth?
4)Will we fail?
5)How can we try if we're destined to failure?
6)Is it worth a few extra years for self sacrifice?
7)Why can't i know who I am?
8)Why does it hurt so bad?
9)Why can't they come home?
10)Will I ever discover my purpose?
Mleh life is comlicated but we try... And that seems to be all im good at... Im not even good at succeding just at trying... I hope we win...
Darby, Listen to me... do not cut yourself any more... WE ALL LOVE you and you have to know we understand how you feel. But please think of all the people who love you the next time you try to cut. I doubt you'll be able to do it. And think of the wonderful smile that you hide from the world when you make yourself hurt and cry. Darby we cant stand to see you like this you need to pull yourself out of it. your mom has blocked us off but still if i could be there comforting you i would. I dont care what any one else says. You may be thirteen but you have more will and power and uniqness than most people dream of. I dont care what your mom said or what the police man said. Darby I dont tink i could live w/ out all of my friends. I know thats a lot to say but you all are my role models and i wouldnt have any other friends for all eternity just for five more minute witrh you guys... Even if we lose and the whole world is destroyed it would have been worth it to fight along side one of the greatest warriors in all of time.
Darby we all love you!
Carrick... AKA Shane
Wheeeeeee for Valentines Day...except i cant see my valentine...(sob)Ohh well mabey next time... But happy Valentines day to all of my fans! And Friends!
Listen vanessa I know Darby's om was scared for her daughter but did she ever once think about how her daughter needed her to understand. I know this is very closed minded of me but when Darby said to her mom I dont want to be christian she didnt have to freak out. She could have asked Darby to sit down and they both would have talked about it. I know calling her mom was a bit much I really think she desevered it but I could have done other things also. Instead of making darby go with us i could have stayed with her at the svhool. As for mistake # 2 yes we could have called her mom. But if we had called her mom then she would have show up at the library yelling and screaming. Abd yes i know what i did wrong and i now know how to handle it differently. We learn from our mistakes and i think thats all we've done so far is make mistakes. But now we can start the learning process and hopefully make it all better. And im sry if i offended you in some way over trying to help my friend and standing up to her mom. But really someone had to and i think darby did a great job and she knows now that she is strong enough to fight her own battles. So i guess you can talk to me if you want, and Im sorry if this broke our friendship cause its really a dumb reason to stop talking to me. If i see you in school ill wait for you to initiate the converstion and you might not. That's quite a talent you have for looking at both sides of a situation and i admire that but i had to fight for what i think is right. Even if others dont. So fare well and maybe Ill see you around.
~Carrick
Why? Why me...how come we have to do it... well never win. theres no reason to fight.... we havent advanced at all we canr even manfest simple energy . We've already been told we cant win but still we try and for what? The other day my friend finally stood up to her dirty evil mom... we were there counciling her and her mom glares at us and says shut up! we stood our ground and she called the police on us... we stood up for what we believe in but still didnt win... the police didnt do anything but make her go home.... there musnt be a reason for living then if what you believe in doesnt happen....
Howdy Yall,
Im not sure if any one reads this stuff so Im posting the story on the main page now. Eventually itl be really long and then only the most recent parts will be shown. Kk Carrick loves you all... Toodles
Sry everyone here is the checked version of chapter one. Stupid typos.
Into The Darkened Souls (Prologue)
Standing atop the hill, the suns rays hitting my body for the first time in months, my eyes fill with tears as I look at the devastation left by the horrid "Chaos War". It had been two long years; two years of destruction, devastation and remorse. The war between the ultimate army of darkness- The Legions of Chaos- and the rest of earth had ended today by the blood on my hand and the power of my spells.
Looking into the valley where the final battle took place I saw millions of casualties. Deaths for every race: Human, Elf, Dragon. The blood flowed like dark red rivers. Tears flowed even thicker than the Blood. My head hurt, my vision was blurring, the darkness was engulfing me and I was slipping into unconsciousnes
Chapter 1
The Beginning
Two years earlier.
I awoke that fateful morning to the sound of my beautiful wife playing her violin. It was a beautiful melody from our childhood called "Savior".I rose from my bed and walked out onto the balcony that looked over our garden. I spied her sitting on the fountain: Her deep green eyes, so peaceful and full, her beautiful auburn hair hanging at shoulder length. Her sensitive pointed ears poked though so you could just see the tips. Her wonderful smile that melted the hearts of many and the most beautiful Purple gown you had ever seen. She had grown the cotton herself and wove the entire thing. The violin was her grandfather's.
She saw me and called, "Carrick, dear come down and we'll have breakfast."
I nodded my reply and swiftly went back into the room to change into the outfit she had made for me. It was a pair of dark blue pants that was soft as silk but stronger than iron and light as air. A soft blue shirt of the same material and a darker blue flowing cloak. I stopped to look at myself in the mirror before departing. Standing at 5' 8' I was pretty tall for an elf. My hair was a natural silver and my eyes a deep brown. My ears were also very protruding, which was a common characteristic among us sea elves. My darling Lavitia was a forest elf.
Upon reaching the courtyard I found lavitia still perched on the fountain. The sight brings me back to the night I asked her to be my queen right here in front of this very fountain. The full moon and the stars were a perfect background as she smiled and accepted my proposal. Our wedding rings were very special indeed. Lavitia has a magical connection with earth and fire. Mixing the together she produced a magical golden plant that she shaped to be rings for us. It is always moving and growing so it is never the same ring twice. Today hers has a little flower growing on the top which encased a deep red ruby. Mine was similar with a dark sapphire.
When I got close I noticed there was breakfast on a silver tray next to a notice of some kind. Lavitia stopped playing and gave me a kiss and we sat down to eat. It was almost a feast, filled with pastries and nuts and berries. After eating our fill I reached over to the notice. I unwrapped the ribbon and slowly unrolled it as Lavitia rolled her eyes.
"What?"
"Nothing... It's just you always take those notices so seriously. I mean you haven't even opened it yet and you already have a solemn expression on your face."
"I don't always take them so seriously... but your right maybe it's just another: All's Well."
" Well aren't you going to read it?"
"Yes, I was just absorbing the moment. I love it when you worry that I worry too much."
My eyes moved across the page and I read the big, bold print. My eyes filled with tears and my jaw dropped. My heart skipped a beat and Lavitia noticing something was wrong, looked at me with hope in her eyes, hope that the news wasn't too bad.
"My parents... they were murdered."
Hello, every one. This is Carrick i dohjnt know if any one iss actually reading this but if you do sign my guest book. Last time i said i would start a story so this is the begining of chapter one. Or the prologue.
Into The Darkened Soul
(Prologue)
Standing atop the hill, the suns rays hitting my body for the first time in months, my eyes fill with tears as I look at the devastation left by the horrid "Chaos War". It had been two long years; two years of destruction, devastation and remorse. The war between the ultimate army of darkness- The Legions of Chaos- and the rest of earth had ended today by the blood on my hand and the power of my spells.
Looking into the valley where the final battle took place I saw millions of casualties. Deaths for every race: Human, Elf, Dragon. The blood flowed like dark red rivers. Tears flowed even thicker than the Blood. My head hurt, my vision was blurring, the darkness was engulfing me and I was slipping into unconsionsness
Chapter 1
The Begining
Two years earlier.
I awoke that fateful morning to the sound of my beatiful wife playing her violin. It was a beatiful melody from our childhood called "Savior".I rose from my bed and walked out onto the balcony that looked over our garden. I spied her sitting on the fountain: Her deep green eyes, so peacefull and full, her beautiful auburn hair hanging at shoulder length. Her sensitive pointed ears poked though so you could just see the tips. Her wonderful smile that melted the hearts of many and the most beautiful Purple gown you had ever seen. She had grown the cotton herself and weaved the entire thing. The violin was her grandfather's.
She saw me and called, "Carrick, dear come down and we'll have breakfast."
I nodded my reply and swiftly went back into ther room to change into the oputfit she had made for me. It was a pair of dark blue pants that was soft as silk but stroonger than iron and light as air. A soft blue shirt of the same material and a darker blue flowing cloak. I stopped to look at myself in the mirror before departing. Standing at 5' 8' I was pretty tall for an elf. My hair was a natural silver and my eyes a deep brown. My ears were also very protruding, which was a common characteristic among us sea elves. My darling Lavitia was a forest elf.
Apon reaching the courtyard I found lavitia still perched on the fountain. The sight brings me back to the night I asked her to be m,y queen right here in front of this very fountain. The full moon and the stars were a perfect backround as she smiled and accepted my proposal. Our wedding rings were very special indeed. Lavitia has a magical connetion with earth and fire. Mixing the together she produced a magical golden plant that she shaped to be rings for us. It is always moving and growing so it is never the same ring twice. Today hers has a liitle flower growing on the top which encased a deep red ruby. Mine was similar with a dark sapphire.
When I got close I noticed there was breakfast on a silveer tray next to a notice of some kind. Lavitia stopped playing and gave me a kiss and we sat down to eat. It was almost a feast, filled with pastries and nuts and berries. After eating our fill I reached over to the notice. I unwrapped the ribbon and slowly unrolled it as Lavitia rooled her eyes.
"What?"
"Nothing... It's just you always take those notices so seriously. I mean you haven't even opened it yet and you already have a solem expression on your face."
"I don't always take them so seriously... but your right maybe it's just another: All's Well."
" Well aren't you going to read it?"
"Yes, I was just absorbing the moment. I love it when you worry that I worry too much."
My eyes moved across the page and I read the big, bold print. My eyes filled with tears and my jaw dropped. My heart skipped a beat and Lavitia noticing something was wrong, looked at me with hope in her eyes, hope that the news wasn't too bad.
"My parents... they were murdered."
Today was good. It is my second day on Elftown and I will soon have pics. I wrote a poem and would like to share it but itll be o nthe mainpage. YESTERDAYWASAS
With Love Carrick.
Ill start a story on here too