I guess while I'm here..
My day has been going wonderfully.. I woke up, tired as hell but I guess it's all worked out.. I'm in the library right now, and i can honestly say, it smells like cat pee.. It really does..
And I'm really bored.. doing a research paper. It's on Charles Dickens, but i can't quite figure out how to pose an argument about him..
Maybe someone could help me?
Please?
Lol no, you don't have to do it..
It will bore you even more..
I know I'm bored as all hell right now.
I'll be off to lunch soon, but im not wuite looking forward to it..
It involve s painting someone's final art project, and so they can pass the class, they asked me to do it for them.
OH!!! And the books by Stephani Meyer, "Twilight" "New Moon" and "Eclipse" They are all gooood books.. I cant wait for the Fourth book to come out in September.. and the movie... it comes out in December...
I don't remember, the website, though, is
http://www.twi
http://www.you
:) :) :) :)
Stolen from [Nazarath.93]
Timeline of Johnny Depp (for all you Depp fans out there)
In 1760(?) to 17(?)/ 18(?) he was a pirate
in 1799 He was a skinny constable combating a headless horseman
in 1837 he was married to a corpse
in 1874 He was a psychotic barber slitting throats
in 1904 he was writing peter pan
in 1950 he was a teen rebel
in 1959 he was an irish wanderer
in 1965ish he was a Platoon's interpreter
in 1971 he was a fraudulent druggie
in 1990 he was a unfinished experiment with scissor hands
in 1993 he was Gilbert Grape
in 1999 He was a rare book seller with satanic problems
in 2003 He was a corrupt CIA agent working in Mexico
in 2004 he was a schizophrenic writer in a bath robe.
and in 2005 he was a half sane Chocolateer
damn makes us wonder what hes gonna do next...busy guy huh?
"Dear angel
Where are your warming wings tonight?
it's so cold outside won't you hold me for a while?
And angel
I feel alone and unalive
The night is frozen and these tears have stung my eyes
Dreams my pass and dreams may fade
Nothing I love will stay the same
Nothing ever stays the same
So angel
I feel so numb and so far away
I can see myself on the pavement where I lay
Oh angel
Why do I stare so? What do I see?
Why do these lifeless eyes look that way back at me?
Dreams may pass and dreams may fade
Nothing I love will stay the same
Nothing under heaven stays the same
Dreams may pass and dreams may fade
Nothing I love will stay the same
Nothing ever stays the same."
-The Dying Song (A Footnote)
-The Cruxshadows
I Admit, There Are Days Where I Just Can't Stand What I See In The Mirror, But I Just Say Fuck It, And Move On.
I Don't Try To Be Someone I'm Not.
I'm Random And Sarcastic And That's Not Going To Change.
I Have A Short-Attentio
I Love My Friends.
They're The Ones I Look Up To. They Make My World Go 'Round.
I'm Not An Outdoorsy Person.
I'm A Loser/Dork. And I'm Ok With That.
I Love The Color Black.
I'm Not Gothic, Emo, I'm Just Me.
I Hate Sterotypes. STOP LABLEING PEOPLE!
I Make Mistakes, And Have A Few Regrets But I Wouldn't Change My Life For Anything.
Music Is Pretty Much My Life.
When I'm Bored I Write Poems, Songs And Stories.
I Don't Want To Hear About Your Drama, I Don't Give A Fuck.
Other Then That, I'll Talk To Whoever About Whatever.
\\\\ Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half of the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.
Bertrand Russell
(1872-1970////
"Erotic nightmares, beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever.
Can't you just see it? Oh, oh, oh.
Don't dream it - be it"
Dr. Frank ( rocky horror pitucre show )
Me: Ahem. The Random Thought Connection game!!!!
Chr: Little hands!
Me: Lumpy bumps.
Chr: I'm shrinking!
Me: Wendys.
Chr: "OH MY GOD I ITCH!"
Me: I'm going to marry the keebler elf.
Chr: "I'LL FINGER HER TO DEATH!"
Me: The gagging comment!
Chr: I can make you smile.
Me: Unnecissary noises.
Chr: Unnecissary high pitched singing voices.
Me: The word Unnecissary.
Chr: You running into walls.
Me: You loser-jerk-ass
Chr: Grr faces.
Me: GUESS WHAT!
Erin Says.
Chr: knock knock.
Me: a fucking pirate ship
Chr: you fuck penguins!
Me: mechanical horses
Chr: camping
Me: yiah!
Chr: popcorn
Me: You killing bugs! :'(
Chr: ripping and tearing
Me: petey
You attempting to shave Petey.
Your battlescars from failed attempts at shaving Peter.
Chr: penis and wonton. the forgotten sons.
Me:whaaaaaat
Chr: the hey game (:
Me: mozilla or firefox?
Chr: purple hotel rooms
Me: ohio is one of the 13 original colonies.
Chr: illinois is right next to ohio.
Me: tell me a story about a princess named Erin.
Chr: N!O (n-exclamationp
Me: i will create a can that says soda instead of pop
Chr: stop whining
Me: jose the cub scout
Chr: reaching noises
Me: 'hold on i gotta spit' (Chris) 'but dont you swallow?'
Chr: peace out cub scout
Me: you take your pants off for your sister.
Chr: i'm not going to tell you when i'm coming.
Me: ass you're horrible
Chr: if i sleep naked then i'll get too cold and my balls will crawl into my ass. and my penis will fall off.
Me: where's the black market?
Chr: medical research
Me: i buttcheck you.
For though's of you that kno wat i'm talkin about...you might feel old after reading this, shit i kno i did...
Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs.
AAAAAAAH real monsters.
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!
You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..."
You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record "Your FAVORITE song of ALL time"
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.
You remember when super nintendo's and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos... but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yomega Yo-Yos were cool.
when you were grown up when you turned 7, cuz you could watch are you afraid of the dark because it was tvY7!
You remember those Where's Waldo books..
You remember when Mortal Kombat Was "Da Bomb"!
U remember eating Warheads.(those sour candys)
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
U remember Ring Pops.
U remember drinkin' Fruitopia and Surge.
if you memeber when every thing was "da BOMB"
when they made the new lunchables so that you could make tacos and pizza!!
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
Writing M.A.S.H. notes. (and the twenty different versions of that)
Making those little paper fortune cookie things.. and then predicting your life with them.
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
...Furbies.
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers,and Ninja Turtles.
You had a favorite New Kid on the block, and you knew all of there names
Michael Jordan was a king.
Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebo
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Growing Pains.
Carebears and The Gummy Bear show.
Gak was the coolest thing invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, were cool that have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You owned a portable tape player.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
You remember having a gigapet.
"Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You know the significance of the number 23.
You went to McD's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds...at the play ground.
When we were younger:
Before the MySpace frenzy...
Before the Internet & text messaging...
Before Sidekicks & iPods...
Before MIKE JONES...
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...
Before Sponge Bob
...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs .
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
Way back.
when it was all about N64.
when you had a wind breaker w/bright colored sleeves
WHEN YOU TRADED POKEMON CARDS FOR A LIVING
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
JULY=ATTITUDE
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"
or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter.
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be
landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,
so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a
beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
**************
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in
Georgia one day.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to jump. She
stopped her car, rolled down the window and pleaded, "Please don't jump, son. Think of your dear mother and father."
He replied sadly, "Mom and Dad are both dead. I'm going to jump!"
She said more softly, "Well, then think of your dear wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
"Well," she implored, "Think of Robert E. Lee."
He replied, "Who the hell is Robert E. Lee?"
She replied, "Well bless your heart. Go ahead and jump, you dumb-ass Yankee.
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Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous
artist.
She told the artist, "Paint me with 3-carat diamond earrings, a large
diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful red
ruby pendant."
"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good, and my husband is
having an affair with his secretary.
When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts
looking for the jewelry..."
**************
A mountain family from the hills was visiting the big city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.
The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nuttin like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
quietly to his son,
"Boy..........
Subject: 7 kinds of sex
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>> Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
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>> The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
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>> This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have
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>> sex until you are blue in the face.
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>> The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
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>> This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you
>> are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
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>> The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
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>> This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
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>> Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your
> bedroom.
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>> The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
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>> This is when you have been with your partner for too long.
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>> When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
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>> The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun
>> in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very
>> Popular)
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>> The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
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>> This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
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>> She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone
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>> And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
>> Security Sex.
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>> You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
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CORSET
The corset breaks the final rib,
But a thousand gazes says she's beautiful.
Too beautiful for description or
Fancy comparison.
The shattered mirrors reflects the truth,
But a thousand crimson drops says she's living.
She's living and breathing
With some artificial beating in her chest.
Yes, she's a living beauty.
It's a shortage of breath that makes her gasp,
And not the lovely words he says.
She adjusts for comfort but only finds
Painful jabs which tightens.
He thinks she's beautiful
And believes she's only breathing for him.
Still, he speaks while she keeps on gasping.
Yes, she's a breathless beauty.
She sings a tune which she cannot hear,
For she has forgotten the melody.
A tuneless beauty she has become,
All the right notes but there's no song.
And as she hums a longing of beauty,
Of which she has yet to obtain,
She creeps into a silent sob.
Yes, she's a sobbing beauty.
Again the strings tighten and the muscles throb,
Aching the priceless beauty,
While retelling the fairytale in her mind.
The handsome prince and cavalier rescue
To steal away this waiting beauty.
As long as she tightens the string just one more time,
She wants to please her victor.
For who could ever love a beauty who isn't beautiful,
Afterall...she is an ugly beauty.
i decided to move my descrip.. it was crowding my page
To everyone who is against non-religious ppl im sorry but not really. We have the right to choose and if we dont like god and say fuck him then all well..Deal with it ass holes!!!!!!!!!
[Guess what fuckers!! I"m bi and I'm proud. Have been since 8th grade and if you homophobic fuckers want to say something about it go ahead I don't care cause you can never tell me that I'm wrong and the God doesn't love me because of it.][mi admirare]
one thing links to another!!lol i.e.:
shopping=store
store=grocerie
groceries=food
food=fruit
fruit=lemons
lemons=yaoi!!
[when life gives you lemons, think yaoi]
-quoting my friend
http://www.you
Rocky Horror!! Need i say more? Honestly?
***What Your Soul Really Looks Like***
You are quite expressive and thoughtful. You see the world in a way that others are blind to.
You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.
You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.
Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it.
For you, falling in love is all about the adventure and uncertainty. You can only fall in love with someone who keeps you guessing.
Juggalo Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full of Freaks, with Faygo and Magik Neden for all!!!~~i love icp but idont like htis saying..its just to support the icp lovers out there
The wretched King Minos has decided my fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against my eyes. my shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-sh
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished me to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how i matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
http://www.4de
http://www.you
i have a soft spot for this song, i didnt really watch the video but if you click this link you'll here the song i love. it makes me seem like a soft bastard but all well. deal with it. i deal with it!!!!!
Aeg!! I need a new son...
Cupids chokehold by Gym Class Heroes is stuck in my head, continuously repeating itself...