***You Are 96% Sociopath***


You're so manipulative, you could make Hannibal Lector your bitch.
You feel superhuman - and you certainly lack human empathy.


Are You A Sociopath?
http://www.blogthings.com/areyouasociopathquiz/


***You Have Your Sarcastic Moments***


While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.


How Sarcastic Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howsarcasticareyouquiz/

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i took a bunch of tests whilst waiting for quen to come back..this is fun
***You Are 79% Passionate, 21% Compassionate***


You are very passionate, especially when it comes to love.
In fact, it's sometimes difficult for you to tell between love and lust.
You jump in head first, and figure things out later... usually when it's all over!


Is Your Love Style Passionate or Compassionate?
http://www.blogthings.com/isyourlovestylepassionateorcompassionatequiz/

***You Should Be A Capricorn***


What's good about you: hard working and ambitious, you're practically a guaranteed success

What's bad about you: you can be unforgiving toward people who fail you

In love: you're very picky, but extremely devoted to the one you choose

In friendship, you're: likely to be a good friend but expect a lot in return

Your ideal job: rock climber, sculptor, or practitioner of black magic

Your sense of fashion: preppy and put together

You like to pig out on: meat and potatoes


What Sign Should You Be?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatsignshouldyoubequiz/

THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN HALARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! i cracked up

Parents are justly concerned that their children are being led into danger by the GOTH subculture. How can you tell if your child is a GOTH? Look for these warning signs.



Wears black clothing.



Has piercings or tattoos.



Wears a pentagram or an ankh (an ancient Egyptian symbol used in Satanic Ba’al-worshipping rituals).



Wears rock T-shirts.



Listens to GOTH bands such as Marilyn Manson, or to other antisocial music.



"Hangs out" with new friends.



Demands an unusual amount of privacy.



Shows diminished interest in wholesome activities such as church, prayer, and sports.



Takes drugs.



Kills people for fun.



Stays up late at night and/or drinks blood.



Watches cable.



Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea, stabbing pains or thirst.



Is secretive.



Spends large amounts of time alone.



Spends large amounts of time with people you don’t know.



Misbehaves in school.



"Forgets" to do chores, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.



Hears music when the only sound is noise, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.



Uses a computer or the Internet.



Plays video games or role-playing games.



Reads science fiction or fantasy books.



Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child’s room).



Has paranoid fantasies (many GOTHS accuse their parents of spying on them).



Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, HINDUISM and BUDDHISM.



Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.



Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools.



Sleeps too much or too little.



Eats too much or too little.



Looks at pornography or otherwise shows interest in sex.



Is a homosexual, bisexual, or "pansexual."



Smokes clove cigarettes.



Leaves syringes or other drug paraphernalia around the house.



Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal.



Mocks authority figures such as teachers, guidance counselors or Jesus.



Says, "I am a GOTH."



Wears a pin that says, "I am a GOTH."



Talks about going to GOTH clubs or parties.



Asks for locks of hair from casual acquaintances.



Owns more than one cast-iron cauldron.



Dances to music.



Behaves in any unusual or alarming way.