Xiao- mam!!the mice!!!they took over!!!
Falcony-xiao what on earth are you talking about?
xiao-they destroyed our crops already!!!
Falcony-eh blow them up
Xiao-but mam, thatll de-
Falcony- just do it

later farmers watch pale faced as their 10 years of work just blew up

evidently I made my diary a little thing for Falcony, the occasional feelings will pop up (you can tell my mood if you look at the writing long and hard enough) heres something I thought up of doing.......I think laundy *confuseled*

Falcony-why arent we attacking?
Xiao- *cough* our men are afraid
Falcony- of what? a few knights?
Xiao-*cough* ummm......no..........mice
Falcony-what?! mice just go over them
Xiao-they have bombs on them
Falcony-then use the sniper!
Xiao-thats the other thing *cough* ummm....he had a .......heart attack
Falcony-...............WHAT?!
Xiao-sorry my lady
Falcony-*shakes head* use the bow men
Xiao-thats another thing..........they used all of their arrows as roasting sticks............
Falcony-*throws random item at one of the men*

later that day the enemy was shocked to find Falcony attacking................her own men

Falcony-"I often wondered where the real heaven was, or if it actually exsisted.the doves cry softely about it day and night, forever weeping, waiting to go there. I wish to know what its like, to go there and leave this treturase world behind. hmm. a priest once said Id never get to see the pearly gates of heaven,Id only know chaos of hell........aw....and they didnt even give a greeting......................."