a kinda spoof of resident evil, after I played the original tonight, I just had to write this, for the record this is BEFORE the spencer mansion incident

Barry: MY GOD ITS BLOOD!!!!!!
Wesker: for the last time its the bloody cranberry you spilt 30 seconds ago....
Barry:............so it is blood?
Wesker:*shakes head and looks at jill* jill get of the....tra..pieze.....where did you get that shirt?
Jill: off of the zombie over there ^^
Wesker*shoots zombie*.........wheres chris now?
Barry:.....he disappeared at the gate......MY GOD WHAT IF THIS IS HIS BLOOD!!!!!!!
Wesker *shakes head* lets go find him.....

*all go to find chris, find him laying there crying*
Barry: my god hes DEAD!!!!!
Wesker:*wishing he could kill them now* hes not dead
Chris *looks up, all of a sudden happy* thank god you found me!!!I got lost here, I saw a pretty squirrel and looked at it and then you were gone
Wesker: we were standing here for over 30 min., and weve been over there the whole time *points only 20 feet ahead of them*....now HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET LOST, WHEN WE ALL ENTERED THE SAME GATE AT THE SAME TIME?!
Barry:huh? *wonders off aimlessly*
.....................
Wesker: urgh....for the love of god, wheres barry?!
Jill*dramatic point* there he is!!!
Wesker: Barry stop dancing with the zombie and shoot it!!!
Barry: awww but its trying to give me a hicky!!!
Weker: *quite annoyed* you have a family, remember?
Barry: wait.......my god that wasnt blood over there *wonders off to clean up spill*
Wesker:!!!*shoots zombie thats following Barry* dear god.....
Barry:*sees the cranberry spill again* MY GOD BLOOD!!!!!!
Wesker: gurrr.... that it tommorrow you get to meet mr. tyrant
Jill: reeeeeeeeaaaaaally?!I always wanted his autograph *weskers gives odd look* wait.....this isnt like the time you said there was a cupcake inthe self locking cabinet is it *wesker smirks*
Wesker: aw good memories, if only youd of stayed in there...
Jill:what?
Wesker:nothing
chris:*randomly burst into tears*
Wesker*grinds teeth* WHAT NOW?!
Chris:..........oh thank god you found me!!!I got lost again ^^
Wesker: just eat your sandwich....
chris:sandwich...oo oo gimme gimme!!!

the following day inside them mansion, they all completely forgot about the info that was leaked by wesker the day before............

Xiao- mam!!the mice!!!they took over!!!
Falcony-xiao what on earth are you talking about?
xiao-they destroyed our crops already!!!
Falcony-eh blow them up
Xiao-but mam, thatll de-
Falcony- just do it

later farmers watch pale faced as their 10 years of work just blew up

evidently I made my diary a little thing for Falcony, the occasional feelings will pop up (you can tell my mood if you look at the writing long and hard enough) heres something I thought up of doing.......I think laundy *confuseled*

Falcony-why arent we attacking?
Xiao- *cough* our men are afraid
Falcony- of what? a few knights?
Xiao-*cough* ummm......no..........mice
Falcony-what?! mice just go over them
Xiao-they have bombs on them
Falcony-then use the sniper!
Xiao-thats the other thing *cough* ummm....he had a .......heart attack
Falcony-...............WHAT?!
Xiao-sorry my lady
Falcony-*shakes head* use the bow men
Xiao-thats another thing..........they used all of their arrows as roasting sticks............
Falcony-*throws random item at one of the men*

later that day the enemy was shocked to find Falcony attacking................her own men

Falcony-"I often wondered where the real heaven was, or if it actually exsisted.the doves cry softely about it day and night, forever weeping, waiting to go there. I wish to know what its like, to go there and leave this treturase world behind. hmm. a priest once said Id never get to see the pearly gates of heaven,Id only know chaos of hell........aw....and they didnt even give a greeting......................."