pourquoi sur terre peuplez soudainement inquiétez-vous si j'ai la capacité d'aimer ou pas, les dieux ne changeront pas soudainement d'avis dessus si j'aurai la liberté à aimer encore, vous pouvez sourire avec votre lumière brillant sur moi mais l'obscurité s'accroche toujours à mon coeur, peu disposé laissez sa poignée se desserrer. Je ne sens aucune tant d'émotion comme pitoyable en tant que cet "amour" il prend plus qu'une rose idiote et des mots de meer pour me capturer. fort et capable de ses propres émotions avec la capacité de me protéger, mais pourtant futé

a kinda spoof of resident evil, after I played the original tonight, I just had to write this, for the record this is BEFORE the spencer mansion incident

Barry: MY GOD ITS BLOOD!!!!!!
Wesker: for the last time its the bloody cranberry you spilt 30 seconds ago....
Barry:............so it is blood?
Wesker:*shakes head and looks at jill* jill get of the....tra..pieze.....where did you get that shirt?
Jill: off of the zombie over there ^^
Wesker*shoots zombie*.........wheres chris now?
Barry:.....he disappeared at the gate......MY GOD WHAT IF THIS IS HIS BLOOD!!!!!!!
Wesker *shakes head* lets go find him.....

*all go to find chris, find him laying there crying*
Barry: my god hes DEAD!!!!!
Wesker:*wishing he could kill them now* hes not dead
Chris *looks up, all of a sudden happy* thank god you found me!!!I got lost here, I saw a pretty squirrel and looked at it and then you were gone
Wesker: we were standing here for over 30 min., and weve been over there the whole time *points only 20 feet ahead of them*....now HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET LOST, WHEN WE ALL ENTERED THE SAME GATE AT THE SAME TIME?!
Barry:huh? *wonders off aimlessly*
.....................
Wesker: urgh....for the love of god, wheres barry?!
Jill*dramatic point* there he is!!!
Wesker: Barry stop dancing with the zombie and shoot it!!!
Barry: awww but its trying to give me a hicky!!!
Weker: *quite annoyed* you have a family, remember?
Barry: wait.......my god that wasnt blood over there *wonders off to clean up spill*
Wesker:!!!*shoots zombie thats following Barry* dear god.....
Barry:*sees the cranberry spill again* MY GOD BLOOD!!!!!!
Wesker: gurrr.... that it tommorrow you get to meet mr. tyrant
Jill: reeeeeeeeaaaaaally?!I always wanted his autograph *weskers gives odd look* wait.....this isnt like the time you said there was a cupcake inthe self locking cabinet is it *wesker smirks*
Wesker: aw good memories, if only youd of stayed in there...
Jill:what?
Wesker:nothing
chris:*randomly burst into tears*
Wesker*grinds teeth* WHAT NOW?!
Chris:..........oh thank god you found me!!!I got lost again ^^
Wesker: just eat your sandwich....
chris:sandwich...oo oo gimme gimme!!!

the following day inside them mansion, they all completely forgot about the info that was leaked by wesker the day before............

Xiao- mam!!the mice!!!they took over!!!
Falcony-xiao what on earth are you talking about?
xiao-they destroyed our crops already!!!
Falcony-eh blow them up
Xiao-but mam, thatll de-
Falcony- just do it

later farmers watch pale faced as their 10 years of work just blew up

evidently I made my diary a little thing for Falcony, the occasional feelings will pop up (you can tell my mood if you look at the writing long and hard enough) heres something I thought up of doing.......I think laundy *confuseled*

Falcony-why arent we attacking?
Xiao- *cough* our men are afraid
Falcony- of what? a few knights?
Xiao-*cough* ummm......no..........mice
Falcony-what?! mice just go over them
Xiao-they have bombs on them
Falcony-then use the sniper!
Xiao-thats the other thing *cough* ummm....he had a .......heart attack
Falcony-...............WHAT?!
Xiao-sorry my lady
Falcony-*shakes head* use the bow men
Xiao-thats another thing..........they used all of their arrows as roasting sticks............
Falcony-*throws random item at one of the men*

later that day the enemy was shocked to find Falcony attacking................her own men

Falcony-"I often wondered where the real heaven was, or if it actually exsisted.the doves cry softely about it day and night, forever weeping, waiting to go there. I wish to know what its like, to go there and leave this treturase world behind. hmm. a priest once said Id never get to see the pearly gates of heaven,Id only know chaos of hell........aw....and they didnt even give a greeting......................."