At Graduation rehearsal today-
Me- "If we have a boy, the perfect name would be David Edward Pumphrey."
Zach- nods
Me- "Unless we want to throw a Guido in there... David Edward Guido Pumphrey..."
Zach- laughs "No, we should put it in the middle of the first name... Daguidovid Pumphrey!"
Me- "No no, see, it's a silent Guido."

Then while we live, in love let's so persever
That when we live no more, we may live ever.