"Hey baby, what's your patronus?"

So I'm pretty sure I had an orgasm in Calculus today. Yeah, it was pretty squirmy sweet. Pulp and Paper was awesome because our prof is at some convention, so our lab prof subbed and he's pretty much the funniest Slovakian professor I've ever had. Chemistry is always fun.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
YES! AVADA KEDAVRA! MUAAHAHAHA!!!
...
-ded-

Verve Pipe live was pretty amazing. I should have gone to the football game, but I'll be going to the one on the 20th and the one at CMU. Apparently there were 27,000 some at the game yesterday.

Dad leaves in 29 minutes.

Does Integration by Parts give anyone else nippons? My professor can't really explain anything to me in a non-kindergarten teacher way, but when I saw what she was going to do, I got these frightening chills all down my spine and my eyes widened. Pi moment. 

So I got stuck in the retard Calc II class, as ridiculous as that sounds. No, I certainly don't know everything, and I've already made myself look like an idiot, but I still think she goes way too slow and talks to us like we're toddlers just learning how to tie our shoelaces.

Seriously. College blows.

Today was better.
http://pics.livejournal.com/pleione90/pic/0000q2se/s320x240

So... college.
college < happiness

And make-you-think picture of the day?
Oh, yes, I do have one.

http://pics.livejournal.com/pleione90/pic/0000p0hz/s320x240

I am, quite possibly, going to quit school and become a lady of the night.

At Graduation rehearsal today-
Me- "If we have a boy, the perfect name would be David Edward Pumphrey."
Zach- nods
Me- "Unless we want to throw a Guido in there... David Edward Guido Pumphrey..."
Zach- laughs "No, we should put it in the middle of the first name... Daguidovid Pumphrey!"
Me- "No no, see, it's a silent Guido."

Then while we live, in love let's so persever
That when we live no more, we may live ever.