It's karma, I tell you. One day there's an orgasm, the next there's this gripping, overwhelming feeling of complete chaos taking hold of my innards leaving me disoriented, confused and quite humbled. Only math, I tell you! I'm going to fail this class, and, God damn it, I'm going to love it!
So we're actually getting in the pool in swimming today. Not sure how that's going to go over, seeing as I've pretty much given up any attempt at taming the wild curlies. Meh. They shouldn't be looking anyway, those creepers.
Uhhhm, vat else vat else I vondah....
Court ruled in favor of WB/Rowling in the Lexicon case. This had me so upset last night (along with the old news that Meyer will not be writing Midnight Sun) that I concluded that my faith in the human race was naively misplaced and I am now so completely distraught and heartbroken that I, once again, feel lost, but am not receiving any masochistic pleasure (unlike from that slippery Calculus class). The Harry Potter series has defined so much of my life that I feel utterly betrayed by the hag author who created such an amazing universe.
Add to that that I forgot a spoon for my jello today, and the week has, indeed, been a failure.
And it's not even noon.
On Tuesday.
"Hey baby, what's your patronus?"
So I'm pretty sure I had an orgasm in Calculus today. Yeah, it was pretty squirmy sweet. Pulp and Paper was awesome because our prof is at some convention, so our lab prof subbed and he's pretty much the funniest Slovakian professor I've ever had. Chemistry is always fun.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
YES! AVADA KEDAVRA! MUAAHAHAHA!!!
...
-ded-
Verve Pipe live was pretty amazing. I should have gone to the football game, but I'll be going to the one on the 20th and the one at CMU. Apparently there were 27,000 some at the game yesterday.
Dad leaves in 29 minutes.
Does Integration by Parts give anyone else nippons? My professor can't really explain anything to me in a non-kindergart
So I got stuck in the retard Calc II class, as ridiculous as that sounds. No, I certainly don't know everything, and I've already made myself look like an idiot, but I still think she goes way too slow and talks to us like we're toddlers just learning how to tie our shoelaces.
Seriously. College blows.
Today was better.
http://pics.li
So... college.
college < happiness
And make-you-think picture of the day?
Oh, yes, I do have one.
http://pics.li
I am, quite possibly, going to quit school and become a lady of the night.
At Graduation rehearsal today-
Me- "If we have a boy, the perfect name would be David Edward Pumphrey."
Zach- nods
Me- "Unless we want to throw a Guido in there... David Edward Guido Pumphrey..."
Zach- laughs "No, we should put it in the middle of the first name... Daguidovid Pumphrey!"
Me- "No no, see, it's a silent Guido."
Then while we live, in love let's so persever
That when we live no more, we may live ever.