rofl so my cousin and I watched these over T-giving break, and I finally remembered to share them with you.
"You taste like sunshine dust."

There are a few of them, but I'm just going to link the first one. Go watch them. <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3iOROuTuMA

"The feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic."

I miss my cousin......... :(

Okay..okay...we will not freak ourselves out over something not related to a bad something. It's not the bad something. Nothing bad is going to happen.

Drunk Aunt and Uncle = fun Rock Band time
Aunt Val found her calling in the microphone...

Dad's home sleeping on the couch. Mom's in the kitchen cleaning. Zach's up north..... so aloonnnne.

Just spent $140 at GameStop.

Wii Mote
Wario Ware Smoothe Moves (Wii)
Soul Calibur IV (PS3)
AC/DC Live Track Pack (PS3)
Shadow of the Colossus (PS2)
God of War (PS2)
God of War II (PS2)
Tenchu Wrath of Heaven (PS2)
Destroy All Humans (PS2)

shiteshiteshiteshiteshite
omg forgot to take health and wellness class quiz
woke up 45 minutes *after* calc class started.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwhyyyyyyyyyyyyy

"Dad, Nicole's not a lesbian; she's an artist."

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
Okay, now that's over, I would just like you to know that I checked my Calc II grade, thinking I had finally sunk into the B range, when I saw.... I saw... a beautiful, incandescent 95.2% next to the randomly-assigned number that is mine! All mine!

I've decided that I will pay to go to the Twilight movie, but I'm leaving as soon as the HP trailer is done.


"What love is this, that you would die for me?"

http://www.thebejeweledgreenbottle.com/2007%20winter%20games/Team%20Wartime/Two%20Lockets,%20by%20Sinick%20and%20Acid.htm
criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiezzzzzzzz

Oh my God. Election night was Monday night. I thought it was tomorrow. Oh my God. I missed election night....
Shit.

And then that happened.
And I just have no idea how to feel about anything right now.

This is a must-watch kind of thing. 
I can almost guarantee you'll be singing the chorus for the rest of your life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfCYv82xOno

Adriane taking "notes" on her laptop in chemistry.
"notes" = reading Choriambic Progression(pleaseread)

"Who hurt you?" she asked, in what sounded like real distress. "Severus, what happened to you? Who hurt you? I swear, I'll kill them--I'll give them to the Dementors myself and they'll never touch you again, I'll never let them hurt you again, you beautiful, beautiful, beautiful man--"

"Oh my God," Harry said in a small, shocked voice.

Tonks got as close as she could to nuzzling Snape's neck. "You're so beautiful, Severus, and I've never told you--since I was eleven I've thought that, and I couldn't tell you, please forgive me. You'll forgive me, won't you? Oh please, say you will--"

"For Merlin's sake, Potter--stun her!" Snape bellowed...

... It was rather embarrassing when I laughed out loud. "Ms Ware, do you think covalent networks amusing?"
"Oh yes, exceedingly so."
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Hey hey the Holy Fucking Bible, son!

"Nobody calls Han Solo a dirtbag."

Oh yes, of course.

So I got home from work at about 1 this morning. I have absolutely none of my calc homework done, but the prof doesn't mind staying after to help, and I found a tutoring lab I can go to (just not today). So that's good. Anyway, at about 11 pm, the credit/debit card system pretty much crashed, so we had to call in every single person who wanted to use a card....

It's official.
I no longer have an A in Calc II.

...

;_;

Adriane watching Bermuda Triangle special on Discovery channel:
*turns to Zach*
"This is why you shouldn't do crack and fly."

So I caved in and about WarioLand Shake It last night. And I checked out the first Ratchet and Clank game. I'll probably get that, too; it'll only be $6 for me... so why not. I'll probably check them all out at some point. Just to get the story line. I don't know if I'll buy them... 

Anyway, I'm off to do calculus before I leave for GameStop....Zach's in the living room playing the best game ever (*coughSidMeierscough*)

*ohmigodwhhyyyyyyyy*
There's only one problem left.
*stares at Calc homework*
I will defeat you. headbannnng
Oh hello little kitty. 
Must. Finish. Calculus.
Do it!
DO EEEEEEEET!!!

I talked to Nicole the other day for quite a while. I had just had a very lovely bowel movement, and was thinking that, when I realized I hadn't discussed my poopy ways with her for a very long time.
And so I changed that.

It was wonderful.


And I now am the proud owner of four Trojan-ENZ brand latex condoms, lubricated.

I will fill them up with colored water and throw them at unsuspecting strangers! Yesyesyes!




[update] thank God I'm not taking math next semester.... -_-