[pixie dee]'s diary

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Written about Friday 2006-02-10
Written: (6671 days ago)

cezzy joke to me lol *shakes head*


three men were walking ta streets on a really hot summer day. they turned ta corner n there was a pub but none of them had any money on them so any way ta first man walked in n said 2 ta pub owner n said tat they gt no money can we do anything 4 u


the pub owner said that his daughter is lking 4 a man but they no1 out there so any way the first man wlked upstairs lking at her n said tat im nt desperated


the second man cam in n said actually ta sme thing as ta fist man n ta pub owner said actually ta same thing so he went upstais n cme bk dwn n said tat i gt a gf


ta third man came in ask ta same thing n ta pub owner said actually ta same thing as early so the third man wnt upstairs took her 2 ta bedroom found an empty packet of cheese n onion raper and pulled ta scaps of ur fanny n through th out of the window 10 min l8r he cme bk dwn n tld ta pub owner n he gt a free bottle of water


he en wlked out of ta pub saying tat he gt a free bottle of water n ta other 2 said tat they had a free packet of scraps

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Written about Thursday 2005-09-15
Written: (6819 days ago)

hahahahaha not ne more im bak off holz hehehe

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