For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ...Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .....Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

here's some website of funny clips

1. http://www.bolt.com/Rhondi/video/1600112 Serious HeadBanngers funny as hell!

2. http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1133782746/The_Emo_Song This is all for you fucking dumb ass Emo Kids, get a fucking life!

lol today was soo funny i've been talking to this kid for a long time he lives in Cannaan and his name is Matt and he used to go to my school before but he graduated! And so Matt was telling me how he thinks i'm pretty and all that bs.. And it's pretty bad because he asked me out, and i said yes! And i forgot i'm going out with TJ and it's pretty bad because i gave both of them my cell number and so it was funny Matt called me and Tj texted me at the same time it was pretty amuzing!! I love being a playa.. lol I was tellin Matt how i hate cheaters and well oh well fuck that! It's good to have both of them because i have ma ghetto boy TJ and my goth kid Matt.. [Works out perfectly! lol but it's great because when one's not around i can go for tha other one.. lol]

yay my b-day was awsome, i went shopping at 8 in the morning and I got a razor phone bitches you must be jealous.. lol joking yah i love my new # because it has 69 in it. lol but yeah i got alot of shit for my bday and i went bowling with Jill, Bridget, and Travis it was a blast.. But other than that i bought a mindless shirt and fish nets and a hot little skirt i love it.. Toodles

Yay i have a boyfriend now, woot bitches! TJ asked me out today i'm excited because tomorrow he's coming down from New York to chill with me and my friend Nikki and her boyfriend! But yeah i haven't seen Nikki in like a year and it's sad! But yeah i'm soo happy that i'm going to be with TJ tomorrow.. He's my love.. But yeah he's coming over to Kent about 5ish because that's when i get out of work.. And then were driving all the way to Cannaan. To visit my girl.. lol but yeah i'm soo happy.

[♥] MSI_Lover

[Oh my mother fucking Lord the Mindless Self Indulgence concert yesterday in Hartford was the shit!!!] Well at first i was there with one of my best friends Jill and her friend Bridget.. And when we got there Greg just happend to show up.. But he left to go get drunk.. lol lucky! And so we got inside and just the intro bands were playing including Scare Bears, and (Kill Hannah was a fucking dumb emo band..) So when Mindless came out Jill was like if we lose eachother just find me by the side.. And so by the first song three beats into it ppl just started pushing so Jill went one way Bridget went the other and some how i wounded up in the mosh pit.. [Then after that i was right in front of Jimmy Urine.. So hot!!] Oh before i got to the front Greg found me and he's like have u ever been to the front and i was like no... Then he asked me if i trust him, and i said yes! Then he took my hand and led me into the crowd and it was so cute. Because he was right behind my ass.. And he didn't let anyone push into me! Because this guy is like 6'4 and he's a giant but he's soo skinny and hot! [And so i was sweaty and so was he and i had a wifebeater on and some long pants.] And he was holding my hand trying to stay with me.. Then he was just GROPPING THE LIFE OUT OF ME holy crap.. Then he kept asking me if i was good because it was soo hot in there because having Greg's dick right behind you and girl's having there ass's right in front of you.. It was crazy!! [And at the end of the show Jimmy held a sign for a $1 for kisses and thank god i found jill because i only had a $20 so i got to kiss him jesus i had to change my underwear after that kiss!] He was such a good kisser better than all my boyfriends combined! lol sorry but true.. But holy crap, Jill has a pic of him kissing me and she's sending it to me and when i get it it's going to be my default pic..!!

lol this is soo funny just read it~

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
Repost if you laughed

I AM THIS GIRL





I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...





I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant...








I'm the girl who holds your hand....








I'm the girl who doesn't mind you playing with her hair....








I'm the girl who makes jokes with your mom...








I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for a reason what you see in me.......








I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...








I'm the girl who will take care of you when you are sick...








I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything...








I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...








I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...








I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason...








I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead....








I'm the girl who loves you for you ; and doesn't care what other people say about us...








I'm the girl who will love you unconditionally for the rest of your life...





SWEET HEARTED GIRLS : If you are this girl repost this saying "I'm this girl"








DUDES: If you want this girl repost "I want this Girl"








LUCKY BASTARDS: "I have this girl" if you already have her

http://www.bolt.com/M-artist/video/1561894 Best Breakdancing in this whole movie.. Check it out

http://www.bolt.com/mellowkitty/video/1453910 This song is for TJ

http://www.bolt.com/eduardo1991/video/1581288 And this is ma song

Oh my god, well let me tell u about my night on July 12th.. I was hangin out with TJ and we went up too the Cannaan Falls and at first we got lost. lol my mistake! And then we finally found it and then we missed the turn but it was cute he liked it.. And when we got there smart me was wearing flip flops after it just rained.. And it was cute because he hugged me and was just joking around with me how he would throw me in the water... Then i was telling him how i would love to jump off the top but most likely there were sharp rocks on the bottom.. Then we went to the top and i changed my mind because it was sooo high. And i'm afraid of heights so that wasn't a smart idea.. Then he hugged me and we kissed for along time... Then TJ started to tickle me and i couldn't get away because he has longer arms than i do. After that we kissed some more, and the misquitos were soo bad so we left holdin hands.. And then we went to Mc Donalds and we were there about an hour talking, and after that we went to my house and it was about 9 ish when we left! But it was crazy because it just started raining rlly hard so when we got to ma house it stopped. And it was 10 something.. And then that's when it went to the good part Well we made out for a bit. And then i gave his a bj.. and he went down on me omg he has the longest tongue it felt great!!!!!!! [After that i gave his a massage (back massage) it was cute..] [Then he took his shirt off!] So hott!! Then we were making out again and for fun i was sucking on his lip and he had the top of mine and he gave me a hickie on my lip it was soo funny when i saw it. It was cute also because he promised me a foot massage and he took my shoe off and massaged my foot and that felt great because well i don't like ppl touching my fooyt because it's very ticklish.. And i even warned him about tickling my foot because i kick well he's very smart and he put my other leg under his leg so i can't move it.. And started tickling my foot and i jerked my leg back and then he put all his body weight on my leg so i couldn't move it.. It was soo bad because it tickled sooo much. And after that i had to but i didn't go inside because my parents were turning the porch light on, and so we kissed and then started making out again and he felt me up and i can't wait to see him on my b-day because were getting a room together.. But yeah the only reason why i didn't fuck him is because i had my daily cycle.. And that sucked.. But yea ppl that are going to ma party are going to meet him because he's soo cute and i love him!! 

Isn't ma baby such a hottie!! This isn't TJ but it's a old playmate..



Damn i love those

Dying inside

hello, ppl today was an interesting day!! Well i didn't get to bed till 1 a.m. and then at 8 a.m. i went and learned how to knit... And i just need to practice and i can get alot better soon! It was soo much fun! And i learned it quickly. And then at 12 i worked and it was kinda slow and then later it was dead about 5 p.m Chris, Shannon, Colin, and I were being soo dumb! We were dancing in the store in front of the cameras because everyone does something stupid for the cameras just for laughs.. It was soo funny chris was doing the robot and he tripped and fell on his ass it was so funny i was laughing so much i cryed.. Because he's one of the funny guys from the IGA.. And then Shannon was pricing some diapers and then Chris got on the convaior belt and he kept turning on the switch to move the belt and he sat his butt on it and it was soo random but funny.. Then the coolest manager was watching us and just like laughing and when he left he's like damn kids. lol it was fun.. Then on my break i was smoking outside and Chris went outside and talked to me the whole time.. It was kinda nice. But yeah other than that my day was pretty boring!♥

okay, so everyone knows about my mood "I'll only stop smoking for only me and no one else". Just so everyone knows i'm not trying to be a bitch even though that's hard!! But i was talkin to TJ and he said that i should only quit for myself not for what some-one tells me, even though they might really care about me! I only should do it because i'm ready to not to just stop for someone who i don't see that much anymore.. Tj said that i should realize my true potential and if i did quit i would be alot happier, but until i do i will just have to realize it for myself. But smoking really opens my eyes to things it makes me think about my life and what i should change and everything. And it just helps me deal with alot of stress.. I don't know what i will choose but when i do everyone will understand it will be because of me! But yeah he wants me to talk to me more about everything because i know him very well, b/c i met him at camp and we hit off well! So on his b-day i'm meetin him but yah i don't know where we will go probably to Cannaan to the falls because there very beautiful and i like him alot so it would be fun to just spend the day wit him.. It will be soo much fun though! Because he's a really chill guy and yah he's a sweetheart and i can't wait because i'll get to spend all day with him! But yeah now that i pretty much changed the whole topic but yah i don't know what i'll do!

here's one of the guy's i'm meeting at the Mindless Concert.. If you check out ma myspace i have him on there..

Dj SINthetiK

Date: Jun 29, 2006 7:38 PM 
Subject: No Subject
Body: hey lover talk to me smore so i know where to find you on the 21st, maybe we can meet up n all chill b4 tha show eh? peace babes 

And the guy i'm hangin wit on his b-day...

 ya boy tj

Date: Jun 30, 2006 8:52 AM 
Subject: No Subject
Body: you wanna chill on the 12th for my birthday? call me sometime.

Won't give tha phone number to everyone kinda personal

hey waddup ppl..? I had the best friday night other than my first party was kinda a drag.. But one of my friend's Greg invited me to his party after the first one and it was awsome!!! Well the first one was okay the only fun thing was watching this guy do some card tricks but other than that it was pretty lame!! But yeah @ Greg's party there were about 28 ppl.. And Greg always throws the hypest parties.. So yah he's 27 and hot as hell!! Yah but otha than that it was fun because there was drinks and when i get a lil tipsy i get wild and very outgoing.. And well he started playin some music and i danced wit him alil bit and some otha ppl and it was soo much fun because he drove me home and that was fun 2.. [But yah skip the otha stuff we did and he kissed me and then...][Yeah today was also kinda fun because some hawt 24 year old guy came in ma line @ work and it was kinda slow i'm a cashier and him and i talked a bit because well i talked to him b4 b/c he's one of Sara's friends..] [So i got his number and he wants to chill wit me sometime..] [So i'm excited for that..] but yah we'll see because i'm chillin wit another guy on his b-day. So idk
*~Peace Out~*

This is my favorite song, i love it because i've learned how 2 dance like that! You kno I have a ghetto booty..
http://www.bolt.com/lindal/video/1308986

I just made this now..


http://www.onetruemedia.com/shared?p=91d19dda26d1045256c40&skin_id=0&utm_source=otm&utm_medium=text_url

Well today has been a very interesting day, Thank God today i finally broke up with my boyfriend for 6 months isn't that sad~! Very pathectic!! lol oh well he was like baby we need to solve this problem and i told him he's changed soo much that i just can't do it anymore.. Like i can't even kiss him without pulling back, it's pretty sad! I wish i could of fixed things between him and i but oh well life goes on... But now i'm independent and happy! ♥  
Sorry babe

I found some new H.I.M posters and I can't decide which one I like more.

1st:


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3rd:

or
4th:

Give me your feedback on which one's you like more...