So THAT'S why I love roller coasters...
I'm back from my weekend at Cedar Point, and lemme tell ya, it just keeps getting better. The new ride this year (there is ALWAYS a new ride) was MaxAir, the aforementioned giant spinning swing thing, which was the first ride we (me and my family) rode after we arrived on Friday. It was FUUUUUUUN!! We also rode just about every roller coaster in the park (except the wimpy ones) at least once, and many more than once (Top Thrill Dragster twice, Millenium Force twice, Wicked Twister twice, Mean Streak twice, Mantis three times, Gemini four times because there was no line, and Power Tower three times even though it's not a roller coaster). Friday was awesome because the park was almost deserted--most of the rides had such short lines (queues, for those of you who prefer that term) that we could pretty much walk right on them. The only one that had a significant line was Millenium Force, but even that was only a half-hour wait. The reason for the lack of crowds, I'm assuming, was that it was absurdly hot outside--the sign at the exit said that the temperature that day had peaked at a broiling 97 degrees Farenheit (36 degrees Celsius), and I believed it. We were soaked with sweat the whole time, but we got to ride just about everything in the park without waiting in line, so we were quite satisified.
Saturday we spent visiting my aunt Nancy (my mom's sister) and uncle Wayne, and their two (grown-up) sons Sean and Scott. They are a bunch of very goofy people, and their house has no air conditioning.
On Sunday we went back to the park one last time, but the lines were longer (presumably because it was a weekend, and the weather forecast predicted a slightly lower temperature than Friday's), and we were tired from all the running around on Friday, so we didn't ride as many rides and ended up leaving at about 4:30 after the heat and the crowds became unbearable. (On Friday we'd stayed until 10:00 at night, when the park closed.) We did get to ride the Magnum XL-200, which we'd missed on Friday (it really is a good ride, despite being shaky as heck).
Speaking of which, on Friday I discovered
the ultimate strategy for riding shaky roller coasters without getting beat up:
1. Pick seats near the front or middle of the train if possible (the further back you are, the more the ride shakes).
2. If the ride has shoulder restraints, make sure you are not wearing your sunglasses (this is to keep your ears from getting hurt as your head gets bounced around between the restraints).
3. Lower the lap bar or shoulder restraint as far as possible, so it is holding you firmly in place (without actually hurting you, of course). This keeps your thighs from being bruised by the lap bar during airtime (when you feel like you're going to fly up out of your seat, usually at the tops of hills).
4a. If the ride does not have a shoulder restraint, LEAN FORWARD IN YOUR SEAT SO THAT NO PART OF YOUR BODY IS TOUCHING THE SEAT BACK. Your back is what takes the majority of the beating on most rides, as your body flops and bounces against the seat. You can lean forward like this and still be completely safe (though you might feel better holding on to something instead of raising your arms), and as long as your lap bar is tight, you won't get bruised at all.
You should absolutely NOT do this on rides that have a sudden start, such as a pneumatic or magnetic launch (examples at Cedar Point: Top Thrill Dragster, Wicked Twister)
, because if you do, your body will fly back against the seat when the ride starts, and it WILL be painful. (And Top Thrill Dragster doesn't shake anyway.)
4b. If the ride does have a shoulder restraint, KEEP YOUR HEAD HELD FORWARD SO IT DOES NOT TOUCH THE HEAD REST. This keep your brain from being rattled by the shaking of the seat.
Again, do NOT do this if the ride has a sudden start.
Once I figured all that out, I told the rest of my family, and after they tried it, they all stopped complaining about shaky rides. It works like a charm--I have almost no bruises on me after riding aging roller coasters all weekend, and I actually enjoyed the ones that I used to dread because they shook so much.
Oh, and I had my camera with me both days, so I got tons of nifty pictures. I'll be putting them in a wiki, along with descriptions of the individual rides.